Thursday Night NFL Football is a Pain in the Butt, Feel the Excitement of Bills and Dolphins This Week
The Thursday Night menu continues to not disappoint, if your expectations are a swift kick to the groin. This week, after consecutive servings of Kansas City Chiefs and Jacksonville Jaguars, we get to see Miami and Buffalo go at it in search of being able to maybe finish ahead of the train wreck in New York. Maybe.
These games have been abominable. Let’s be honest. They also aren’t going away because enough people watch that it gives the NFL Network better ratings than any type of alternative programming. It creates a glutted Thursday night with college football. Injured players are less likely to be able to rebound for a short week. Let’s also get to the real reason they suck.
Fantasy Football.
One of the great things about fantasy football, compared to say baseball and basketball, is that there weren’t games every night. All you single people will scoff, but this is a huge factor in why fantasy football is far easier to play than baseball for the married guys with kids.
Once that Monday night game ended, you had to get any top pickups in right away, but then you could otherwise chill and relax, make pickups throughout the week on your schedule, find that backup defense matchup, and not worry about the lineup until Sunday.
Now, the NFL has ruined that. There is a short window for transactions. We have to have abominable games that throw off the entire Fantasy routine. If anyone can get the NFL to go back to how it was, where Thursday night only came in when the College Football schedule had slowed down, and it was a viable alternative to Christmas shopping on a Thursday night, it has to be the fantasy football players.
Oh, and enjoy Ryan Fitzpatrick and Ryan Tannehill tonight. I’m off to make sure I’ve got C.J. Spiller in my lineup.
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November 15th, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Hey, I just noticed Fitzpatrick is wearing his wedding band while playing. Good for him. His wife must be pleased.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:27 PM
I really like Mike Mayock, I honestly do, but the slate of games he calls makes it tough to tune in. He deserves an award for remaining coherent on air for 3+ hours during these dumpster fires.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
I know. It must suck ass to call Notre Dame games every week.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:34 PM
Nice return by McKelvin. Don’t get how MIA had good lane discipline, had the returner near the sideline, but nobody actually touched the returner. Yikes.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
The Thursday Night menu continues to not disappoint, if your expectations are a swift kick to the groin.
Speaking of kicks to the groin, KU is losing to Chattanooooga 27- 20 with 4:30 left in the first half. KU was favored by 28.
/May tap into my bourbon rations I was saving for the Apocalypse this season.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Never bet against the Chattanoooooga chooooooooo choooooooo.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Bills/Dolphins, I’m not tuning in. “A Football Life: Dave Wannstedt,” you bet your ass I’m tuning in.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
College Thurs night games have been disappointing after some good ones in recent years. Too much ACC stinkfest.
NFL players just aren’t physically ready to play by Thurs, game is too violent.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
I’d rather there just be a Friday Night Football. Tons of shit on TV on Thursdays anyways.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Never bet against the Chattanoooooga chooooooooo choooooooo. Vlad
If one gambles, one should be gambling against KU until Vegas catches up. Which may have already happened. 33-24 and KU has no clue who is going to score.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
NFL players just aren’t physically ready to play by Thurs, game is too violent. Coop
No kidding. Sunday game. Monday tape. Tuesday/Wednesday practice. Travel Wednesday night. It is insane.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
It would be nice if Stevie Johnson gets some points tonight. This week I’m killed by the bye on multiple teams.
/you care
November 15th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Agreed. Gets in the way of Grey’s Anatomy.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
That show is still on? IASIP, The League, Burn Notice etc.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
My wife gave up on that Greys shit years ago, I can’t believe its still on.
Thurs night TV is absolute trash outside of 30 Rock, and thats done soon.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
My wife is still half-committed to it, but it’s pretty much done I think. Not much else on Thursdays, I agree, though Person of Interest isn’t bad. The DVR comes in handy on a night like this.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Kick returns are cool when you have the over
November 15th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
It would be nice if Stevie Johnson gets some points tonight. This week I’m killed by the bye on multiple teams.
/you care
I do, Vlad. I keep starting him as well.
Thurs night TV is absolute trash outside of 30 Rock, and thats done soon. Coop
I enjoy It’s Always Sunny. It has been a really strange season, but I still enjoy it.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
IMO it’s been better than last season. But don’t really remember much from last season other than rum ham.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
LETS GO BUFFALO!
November 15th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
I got daniel thomas…Miami plus 3 and over 45.5
November 15th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
only an idiot … like me … would take Miami.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
This was a tough game to pick. Buffalo will probably blow it anyways.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Also have Hoosiers and cards in cbb…heat and knicks in nba
And yes…the jayhawks
November 15th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Just tuning in now, seems like I’m missing a he’ll of a barn burner!
November 15th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Remember when Shut it Down was all the rage. Yeah, not gonna happen. I’m guessing this wont get multiple posts tho.
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2012/11/15/middle_states_commission_affirms_penn_states_accreditation.aspx
November 15th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Shut it down!*
*people who ignore the fact that the detroit tigers played in a weak division yet use that to trumpet miggy for MVP instead of trout on a 3rd place team in a better division
November 15th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
That was either in jest(I hope) or just flat out dummies. I do find it amusing that a player like William Houston would rather be a walk-on at OSU than take a full ride to PSU. Understandable though since his dad was a Buckeye. I’m actually rooting for PSU except for win they play OSU or are playing a team I want to win for my own rooting interest like Nebraska last week.
/y’all got fucked last week
November 15th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
This jacket is tighter than dickskin.
/ last season iasip
November 15th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
Miggy is the best hitter/offensive player I’ve seen since Bonds. He’s unreal at the plate. Trout had a historic season though. Wont deny that.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
The funeral for Dee’s fake dead baby, the beauty pageant where Frank tries to prove he isn’t a child molester, Chardee MacDennis, the high school reunion…last season was pretty underrated. even if the episode with Frank’s brother might be the worst one the show’s ever done.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
The beauty pageant was great and HS reunion was good too.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
And yes…the jayhawks Joe
Well, they are winning now. Not confident on them getting to 28. Soft, soft team. Saint Self will get that in order by March. I’m not sure how anyone can be a Five Star recruit playing HS ball in Kansas, and Perry Ellis is proving it. The dude has skills, but isn’t used to getting a body on him.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
the high school reunion…
Yes, a two-part episode. I liked that one. I had no idea Kings of Leon were the bartenders or I’d have probably hated it on principle.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
A good read.
/fuck the NHL
November 15th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
F you Caribou…
/he rocks the logo
November 15th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
Just when I thought my job couldn’t get any worse. These past few days they’ve been having night shift sort through the returned mail rather than bringing back the people they laid off a while back, separating the slips that do and don’t have barcodes. I guess I can’t complain because it’s kept us busy and not watching the clock, but holy Christ you wanna talk about something fucking boring and repetitive. My brain feels like soup right now, just mindless fucking this paper to the left, this paper to the right. Fuck this place.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
F you Caribou…and Meth
/I just don’t rock the logo
November 15th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Hey, I just got here, what the hell’s going on? Damn, we suck. No offense except for a 2yd run and a 7 yd pas pattern.
/yeah, I took MIA +3
November 15th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
same here bou, and the over which was promising but apparently needs more kick returns
November 15th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
I hope papa john speaks the same way in real life during normal conversation as he does during papa johns commercials.
fucking creepy bastard.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
I hope papa john speaks the same way in real life during normal conversation as he does during papa johns commercials.
fucking creepy bastard.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
I can’t be the only person who finds the bills uniforms absolutely hideous, am I?
November 15th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Look, you guys can go around if you want to, I’m crossing here, and when you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I’ll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
This team has so many holes, it’s not even funny. Was hoping they would progress as the season went on, regardless of wins, but he seems we peaked with the NYJ win and we are now on the downhill slide. We should not sign Jake Long next year, too injury prone and we wants big bucks. We also ned a big WR to go downfield and don’t forget at CBs cause all they do is make pass interference penalties
November 15th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
The Bills uniforms are horrendous. Bring back the old school Thurman Thomas ones.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
But seriously Reggie Bush is killing my team.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
I second that. nothing wrong with the classic K-Gun era looks.
this one you can just tell they got caught up with the retro look and tried too hard.
only team that needs to go to older unis are the chargers and the powder blue.. and the giants and their 80′s home and away jerseys
November 15th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
only team that needs to go to older unis are the chargers and the powder blue..
Another choice would be this.
Or this.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
That is a good read. I like Friedman.
/and I agree with your sentiment.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
I meant this for the JETS. http://www.sportsblink.com/steiner/new-york-jets-sack-exchange-autographed-helmet-signatures-3345984.php
November 15th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Knicks 6-0. Felton shows what a real point guard looks like.
November 15th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Thats a TD. Fins make this a game.