Robin Lopez Was Not a Brave Little Man on Splash Mountain
Robin Lopez (recently) went on Splash Mountain. A picture was taken. That picture was sent to Grantland. Now it is all over the Internet. Was Lopez legitimately scared? Or was he posing for the camera? Either way, this picture is the polar opposite of The Rock on Splash Mountain.

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November 15th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I’m guessing he’s posing for the camera. Isn’t posing on splash mountain an internet meme or something?
November 15th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
that pic of the rock is fucking awesome. between that and the hulk costume, the rock is good people.
/high fives cleet
November 15th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
PL SK
So you gonna do some hoggin’ up at Camp Randall this weekend?
November 15th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
ABS0-FUCKIN-LUTLY
/Remembers I’m no longer single
//cries
November 15th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Is Dougb available for comment on this post? I’d love to hear his thoughts on this, particularly with an explanation of how this would affect children nearby.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
24-21 Buckeyes
/It’s going to be a lot closer than I thought at the end of September
//Go Bucky
November 15th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
really? i think it’s an assbeating. wisky runs the type offense ohio state can actually stop and only injury can stop brax.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
This game concerns me. Just cause Wisky’s a fucking bitch. OSU should win by 20+ points. But most likely it will be a 3-10 pt game.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
So you gonna do some hoggin’ up at Camp Randall this weekend?
Is there another choice?
November 15th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Spencer
I saw that William Houston accepted a preferred walk-on spot for OSU. What exactly does that mean? That he can eventually play his way to a scholarship?
November 15th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Mario Lopez’s little brother?
/seriously, nowhere in this post do you explain who this is
November 15th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
vlad…not sure.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I fully expect Bielema to come out with a gameplan that accounts for this. And then also to never readjust after Ohio State figures out the scheme.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I didn’t know either. He is a basketball player for the Hornets.
/Lougled
November 15th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
This spread jumped out at me, so teh OSU is probably screwed
November 15th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
/seriously, nowhere in this post do you explain who this is
Pretty good NBA player and famous twin
November 15th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
/seriously, nowhere in this post do you explain who this is
Well if you watched less of that one dying sport and more of the sport of the future then you’d know.
/this was meant to be read in Leonardo DiCaprio’s voice from The Aviator.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
This spread jumped out at me, so teh OSU is probably screwed
/Posts to Twitter and Facebook
November 15th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
famous twin
We’ve lowered the bar on ‘famous twins’. It used to be that you and your brother had to be fat, dress in the same clothes, and ride identical custom-built motorcycles.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
We’ve lowered the bar on ‘famous twins’. It used to be that you and your brother had to be fat, dress in the same clothes, and ride identical custom-built motorcycles.
Don’t the Lopez brothers still play with toys, though, like the guys from Slapshot?
November 15th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
You mean The Hanson Brothers?
November 15th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Yes!
November 15th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
he’s the Ozzie Canseco of the Lopez twins
November 15th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
It means first and foremost that you likely won’t be seeing a true fullback at OSU under Urban. As a preferred walk-on, he’ll be practice fodder for two years, then maybe get a chance to play special teams (may happen earlier if talented and fast). Special teams leads to playing time, playing time leads to scholarship.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
I’ve hung out and drank with the Hanson brothers. Nice guys, a bit spacey.
/puts on the foil.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
I’ve hung out and drank with the Hanson brothers. Nice guys, a bit spacey.
/puts on the foil.
“they brought their fucking toys”