Mark Buehrle’s Dog is Not Welcome in Ontario
Mark Buehrle was traded by Jeff Loria to the Toronto Blue Jays. Jeff Loria, among his many other faults, apparently hates animals, particularly those with a bad reputation. You see, Buehrle owns a pit bull named Slater. Certain municipalities have laws banning pit bulls, including Miami-Dade County, but Buehrle and his family just lived in Broward County and Slater was able to stay with the family after he went to Miami.
Toronto, though, is even more restrictive. The ban applies to the entire province of Ontario. The closest Canadian city where Buehrle could live with Slater is Montreal, 300 miles away. He could, I suppose, choose to live in Detroit and cross the border, but that sounds even worse. I’m not sure keeping a dog is worth living in Detroit.
[photo via US Presswire]

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November 15th, 2012 at 6:14 PM
I’ve heard tales of large packs of wild dogs roaming the streets of Detroit.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:21 PM
I don’t know if I could do that. I would be requesting a release immediately
November 15th, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Buffalo is about 150 miles closer to Toronto than Detroit is.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:24 PM
But then how do you shoehorn a joke about Detroit into this post?
November 15th, 2012 at 6:24 PM
Buffalo is about 150 miles closer to Toronto than Detroit is.
True, but he was looking for a city that’s close by.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:28 PM
Reno is further west than L.A.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:30 PM
I wonder if his monster truck is allowed
November 15th, 2012 at 6:38 PM
This blew my mind.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:43 PM
Reno is further west than L.A.
the driving distance from Philly to Memphis is almost the same as Ann Arbor to Gainesville.
/a few days ago’d
November 15th, 2012 at 7:13 PM
He didn’t name the dog Bloodwolf or Stormbringer?
I’m astonished. That’s a lot of consensus, or the appearance of such.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:36 PM
Having to move from Miami to Ontario is the real problem. The dog thing is just piling on.