Leryn Franco Did Not Bring Her Javelin to the Beach

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33 Responses to “Leryn Franco Did Not Bring Her Javelin to the Beach”

• 1

  Milk Steak To Go Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
  

  Cheeky!

• 2

  roastbeast Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
  

  so she’s improving?

  is the the 2106 Games preview?

• 3

  roastbeast Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
  

  or 2016

• 4

  ms621 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
  

  When you look like that it doesn’t really matter where you finish.

  /I’d finish on her tits, you know, for the record.

• 5

  roastbeast Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
  

  for the record.

  FTR!

• 6

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
  

  It always amazes me when people get shit on for being really good at something.

• 7

  Nada Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
  

  Leryn Franco Did Not Bring Her Javelin to the Beach

  Still, these photos will inspire the grabbing of many shafts.

• 8

  BFFredo Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
  

  It always amazes me when people get shit on for being really good at something.

  in this case, she’s really good at “being online masturbatory fantasy girl”

• 9

  sousedbergin Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
  

  It always amazes me when people get shit on for being really good at something.

  Tried this once, it is fucking impossible. Running with the pole is awkward, getting it into the slot is extremely unlikely. Should you get it into the slot you will probably just impale yourself in the gut with the end. Should you miraculously get the pole into the slot nothing happens, seriously it’s not hydraulic you jam in into the slot and you stop running, looking around incredulously like the batteries ran out or something. This should be what drunk fans attempt at half time.

• 10

  YYSA Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
  

  I really want to know who notices Leryn Franco on a beach. And then takes pictures for proof to his internet friends that he did in fact see Leryn Franco on a beach.

  /all hot brunettes on the beach look the same

• 11

  scripty Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
  

  Talented.

• 12

  Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
  

  Fuck and Yes.

  /Team South American girls all day long

• 13

  scripty Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
  

  RESULTS: From 2003 to 2011, 19 catastrophic injuries occurred (average of 2.1 per year), with the majority (n = 14, 74%, 1.55 per year) landing in or around the vault box. Four (21%, 0.44 per year) injuries occurred when an athlete landed off the sides or back of the landing pad and 1 (5%) when the pole broke. There were 11 (58%) major head injuries (1 fatality), 4 (21%) spine fractures (1 with paraplegia), 2 (11%) pelvic fractures (both with intra-abdominal injuries), 1 (5%) brain stem injury (fatal), and 1 (5%) thoracic injury (rib fractures and pneumothorax). The annual fatality rate fell from 1.0 in the prior study to 0.22 in the current study. According to the pole vaulters survey, during their careers, 77.12% (n = 2572) landed in the vault box 1 to 3 times, 15.92% (n = 531) never landed in the vault box, 6.12% (n = 204) landed in the vault box 4 to 6 times, and 0.84% (n = 28) landed in the vault box 7 or more times.

  CONCLUSION: The 2003 rule changes have markedly reduced the number of catastrophic injuries, especially fatalities, from pole vaulters missing the back or sides of the landing pads; however, the average annual rate of catastrophic injuries from pole vaulters landing in the vault box has more than tripled over the past decade and remains a major problem.

• 14

  ms621 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
  

  I really want to know who notices Leryn Franco on a beach. And then takes pictures for proof to his internet friends that he did in fact see Leryn Franco on a beach.

  /all hot brunettes on the beach look the same

  It’s entirely possible that someone just saw her, not knowing who she was, but took the pictures because he wanted to masturbate to them later. Only later, perhaps, someone said “Hey that chick who you took pictures of to masturbate to later? She’s an Olympic javelin thrower. You should put them on the internet.”

• 15

  sweett310 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
  

  I really want to know who notices Leryn Franco on a beach. And then takes pictures for proof to his internet friends that he did in fact see Leryn Franco on a beach.

  /all hot brunettes on the beach look the same

  Whichever photographer Leryn Franco paid to take those of her and “leak” online?

• 16

  YYSA Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
  

  It’s entirely possible that someone just saw her, not knowing who she was, but took the pictures because he wanted to masturbate to them later. Only later, perhaps, someone said “Hey that chick who you took pictures of to masturbate to later? She’s an Olympic javelin thrower. You should put them on the internet.”

  When all else fails always blame your friend for being the ‘real’ pervert. I was simply being every day common man pervert.

• 17

  sousedbergin Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
  

  Whichever photographer Leryn Franco paid to take those of her and “leak” online?

  Paid? Ronny you are getting hosed my friend.

• 18

  KC Resident Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
  

  Leryn Franco Did Not Bring Her Javelin to the Beach

  But I brought mine!

• 19

  KC Resident Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
  

  It’s entirely possible that someone just saw her, not knowing who she was, but took the pictures because he wanted to masturbate to them later. Only later, perhaps, someone said “Hey that chick who you took pictures of to masturbate to later? She’s an Olympic javelin thrower. You should put them on the internet.”

  Nah. Those are professional pictures. She paid someone to take them to be leaked. It is called Pulling a Kardashian.

• 20

  PAR5N2 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
  

  Tried this once, it is fucking impossible. Running with the pole is awkward, getting it into the slot is extremely unlikely. Should you get it into the slot you will probably just impale yourself in the gut with the end. Should you miraculously get the pole into the slot nothing happens, seriously it’s not hydraulic you jam in into the slot and you stop running, looking around incredulously like the batteries ran out or something. This should be what drunk fans attempt at half time.

  Franco’s event is the javelin. But, either way. This is truth right here. This is true of most of the field events. Those people make it look easy somehow.

• 21

  Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
  

  Paid or not paid to take photos, regardless a smoke show

• 22

  ms621 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
  

  Nah. Those are professional pictures. She paid someone to take them to be leaked. It is called Pulling a Kardashian.

  I’m trying to have a funny narrative here with YYSA, KC. Why do you have to ruin it?

• 23

  KC Resident Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
  

  I’m trying to have a funny narrative here with YYSA, KC. Why do you have to ruin it?

  Sorry. I mean. I have no idea who this chick is. I had to look her up knowing her name. Not sure how to reverse looking someone up.

• 24

  ms621 Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
  

  Sorry. I mean. I have no idea who this chick is. I had to look her up knowing her name. Not sure how to reverse looking someone up.

  If there was a way to unsee things seen on the internet, my mind would be a lot better off for it.

• 25

  KC Resident Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
  

  Tried this once, it is fucking impossible. Running with the pole is awkward, getting it into the slot is extremely unlikely. Should you get it into the slot you will probably just impale yourself in the gut with the end.

  Soused – You are doing javelin wrong if you are trying to pole vault.

• 26

  roastbeast Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
  

  still going

  jenneke > franco

  track and field category

  that bouncy jenneke spirit gives her the edge

• 27

  Nada Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
  

  Remember when that one track and field official got lanced through the neck by a javelin not long ago? That wasn’t sexy.

• 28

  Nada Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
  

  Soused – You are doing javelin wrong if you are trying to pole vault

  Explains Canada’s prodigious Olympic medal haul.

• 29

  QueeferSutherland Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
  

  She’s probably still decompressing from her 34th place finish at the 2012 Olympics.

  So she’s the 34th best female javelin thrower in the entire world, looks like a supermodel and has a perfect set of tits. What a loser.

• 30

  sousedbergin Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
  

  Soused – You are doing javelin wrong if you are trying to pole vault.

  Emergency whiskey needed.

  Explains Canada’s prodigious Olympic medal haul.

  By population we kick your ignorant, diabetic war mongering asses.

• 31

  Nada Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
  

  By population we kick your ignorant, diabetic war mongering asses

  It’s easy to stay lean and healthy when most of your existence is spent in the piney woods foraging for nuts and berries and running from bear and moose.

• 32

  Caribou Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
  

  I think you can see her member in that one shot. She’s got the hips of man, baby, a man!

  /Team Curves
  //She’s not on it

• 33

  roger from oz Says:
  November 15th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
  

  She finished with Gold in the Olympics T&A competition.

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