Hope Solo & Jerramy Stevens Got Married Two Days After He Was Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Her

Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens got married Tuesday night in Washington, just two days after he was arrested for allegedly assaulting her over where they should live.
Solo, the US National team goalie, and Stevens, a former NFL tight end with a rich criminal history, have been dating for two months.
A Seattle radio show tweeted about the wedding this morning, but the only confirmation we’ve seen is from US National soccer team keeper Jillian Loyden, who apparently attended the shitshow. And yes, I’m comfortable calling a mid-week wedding between these two, who have been dating for eight weeks and just had a physical altercation 48 hours ago, a shitshow.
That being said, I wish them the best. [Loyden tweets via Jay Patterson]
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November 14th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Maybe I’m just a hopeless romantic, but I think those two crazy kids might just make it….to March.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Hope Solo is an asshole.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I am actually not trying to sound hyperbolic, but I think there’s a reasonable chance this marriage ends in one of them dead or severely injured, and I’m not placing bets on either side. This is a serious concentration of crazy in one place.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Shotgun wedding. She will be popping out a future tight end in the lingerie league in about 7 months.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Yeah, this is going to end with one of them in hospital
November 14th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
So this is the Russia-USA soccer thread. Okay, I’ll take it.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Hope Solo was that girl in high school who wore her backpack in front of her body and walked around shoulder checking all the stuck up white girls in the hallways.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
fuck them both. perfect couple
November 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
How much semen is on the walls of ESPN corporate this morning thanks to this NY Post article about tebow? Gallons?
November 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Bullshit. You want this to be the powderkeg of the year.
/So do I
November 14th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Like I said yesterday, wouldn’t surprise me if Solo started this fight. She is crazy.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
For those wanting to buy a gift, the happy couple is registered at Bed Bash & Beyond.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
how in the hell did these two meet? fucking crazies.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Fight Club?
November 14th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
What a train wreck. She used to be pretty high on my list too.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
seeing as she is totally nuts, she is probably pretty damn good in the sack.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
a former NFL tight end with a rich criminal history,
Good lord TBL. The guy rapes a few chicks and all of a sudden he is a bad guy?
November 14th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
seeing as she is totally nuts, she is probably pretty damn good in the sack.
I used to think she was pretty, but I’ve recently learned that she does it to black dudes. something something hotdog something hallway
November 14th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Seems like a couple to root for.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I had no idea that Hope Solo was Rollo’s SIL. It all makes sense.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Gotta think she can do better than this dirtbag. Didn’t he rape a chick?
November 14th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Exactly. It’s always the crazy ones that you remember.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
This had been bugging me since yesterday, but I haven’t had time to post…and I’m not sure if someone has yet…but in the pumpkin picture…what the hell is up with her man arm?
November 14th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
This is really the only possible explanation, right?
November 14th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
This all stems from the MSM deciding to make her the “face” of women’s US soccer because the real face is an ugly short-haired lesbian.
/allegedly
//’merica
November 14th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Anabolic steroids.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
/would feel like a hypocrite for hating someone failing a drug test
November 14th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
no kidding. you think this would be a player to root for.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Alex Morgan ain’t all that
/Quickly leaves the room
November 14th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
What are the odds he eventually rapes his wife prior to their divorce in six months? 1:2? 1:3? Or were a few rapes enough to get it out of his system?
November 14th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
So quick to judge, just because she doesn’t meet your Aryan ideals.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
She got them wide eyes. Plus her boobs are too small. Whatever. I’m not ashamed of it.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
If things go well she can get on the Mt Rushmore of crazy WAGs, with Left Eye, Tawny Kitaen and ????
November 14th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I just met Jill Loyden, she was one of the instructors at my daughters Goalie camp. (Adds nothing to the discussion I know.)
November 14th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Alex Morgan would be your basic cute-ish girl on many a college campus.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Michael Bradley Goal
November 14th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Very nice, volley off of back header at the 18, hit post and in the net. 1-1
November 14th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Bradley with a hell of a hit but also a great header back by Agudelo to set that up.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Al Jefferson‘s and Dirk’s (ex) girlfriends are already enshrined on Mt. Trailer Park of WAGs, so they are unavailable.
/complete with TBL linkage
//toes company line
November 14th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Anna Benson
November 14th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Excellent.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Though I’m going to protest… Hope Solo is too accomplished athletically to be a WAG. If anyone is the WAG it’s Stevens.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
And look at her fucking Jackolantern. That creepy-ass Cheshire Cat grin should tell you everything to know about her tenuous grip on sanity.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Alright, time to play more route 1 soccer. We’ve got the guys who can flick on, might as well use them.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
thrilling USA finish! 2-2!
duffy is working on the post. we hope to have video of the goals.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Take the 2-2 draw, but not a great game by the US Men
November 14th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Lalas was right, US needs to beat defenders 1 v 1, too much settling for poor crosses back passes
November 14th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
USA was very fortunate.
November 14th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Bummer for Solo. But, bad choices are still our own choices. I do wish them the best and hope it lasts – but it is absolutely not going to happen unless both change radically; I probably have a better shot at powerball. But, stranger things …
November 14th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Lets just hope these two ignoramuses don’t have kids and populate the world with more idiots.
November 14th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Hope, welcome to the end of your career!