Vikings Fan Eats Ice Cream With Credit Card, Gets Yelled at By Girlfriend, Becomes Internet Famous
Simple enough – this allegedly drunk Vikings fan got yelled at by his girlfriend/wife/whatever because he ate ice cream with a credit card. Who wears gloves and eats ice cream indoors in Minnesota in November? You have to be at least tipsy to order ice cream in a winter climate. Forget the credit card-as-spoon thing – that’s just being resourceful.
Vikings fan Brian Riesgraf took the picture and it has since gone viral. Through the magic of social media, not only was Riesgraf able to inform us of this genius’ existence, but actually following him throughout the rest of his day as he went to a bar and eventually ate blue cheese with his credit card.
@chrisarnesen wait.. he’s still at a bar right now??
— Brian Riesgraf (@KungFuPunch) November 12, 2012
@kungfupunch Yes, hammered….showed him the pic and asked if that was him…he as quick to demonstrate the card technique w/blue cheese.
— Chris Arnesen (@ChrisArnesen) November 12, 2012
[Twitter via City Pages]

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November 13th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Drunk cows using credit cards. Make it happen, CoRM!
November 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
No you don’t. Ice cream is awesome year-round.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
This guy landed himself a Mid West 9.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I agree. I was impressed.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Id that a Dwayne Rudd shirt? That is a Dwayne Rudd shirt. Fuck Dwayne Rudd
November 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Matt Stafford eats ice cream with his bare hands.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
If I were him, and I had no recollection of the game…I would break up with that girl just based on that photo. She seems like a horrible human being.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
eating off a credit card is like inserting hep c directly in your mouth. if he’s alive in a week he might have the antibody for the zombie apocolypse.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
he think the game outside? he was way to many layers for a dome
November 13th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
And then doesn’t wash his hands before finger blasting your sister. Yeast infection ahoy!
November 13th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I dont know that we have the whole story here. She can’t be just yelling at him for eating with his card, right? Unless she wanted to use said card to buy something. He’s drunk, he must have called her a bitch or something.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
By the way this guy looks like he could be related to Phillip Rivers, possibly one of his sons.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Agreed but I blame him for setting the bar too high. Manager her expectations and anytime you don’t vomit or pass out it is reason for praise.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
For $100, Tiki Barber will talk to this woman on that dude’s behalf just to get her back.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Were there actual games on yesterday to discuss?
November 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
His eyebrows are constantly pissed.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
she looks like the type of girl that yells because she is a complete bitch, so you are right, it probably is because of something else, the credit card thing was just a cover up.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Well judging by the look on her face, her hair, and that scarf, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then she’s probably a bitch.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
The dude’s a pacifist.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
No one likes getting yelled at by their significant other in public. I could have predicted, without reading this story, that after this picture was taken that he went out and probably did 90 shots of jagermeister just to prove she didn’t steal his balls or something.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Orders another 32oz eggnog shake, listens to stomach gurgle.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
/hangs head in recognition
“You’re not my mama.”
November 13th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
This photo was taken in the first quarter. If he was that drunk in the first quarter, what we’re seeing here is simply the cumulative effect.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Hrmmmm….sirweeze hasn’t shown up in this post yet. Wonder if there is a reason?
November 13th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Oh, goody. Justified news. http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/11/and-the-big-bad-for-the-fourth-season-of-justified-is-hill-people/
November 13th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Sirweeze your girlfriend is a four and a bitch, you should probably aim lower.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
He’s drunk, he must have called her a bitch or something.
I don’t know. Did you read the tweets in the link? He was passing in and out in the first quarter. That’d be a bit embarrassing for the girlfriend.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
There’s so much right with this post.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
I just read through some of the tweets
“Drunk Rudd jersey guy was dozing off in his chair about 2 minutes into the game. The credit card ice cream was the final straw. She snapped.”
Sounds like he started very, very early
November 13th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
that’s actually a fairly genius, macguyver move right there.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
His expression in the first photo is so classically blind-ass drunk. I’m not looking at you, I’m looking through you.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
HOLY SHIT, THAT’S A DWAYNE RUDD JERSEY.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
fake
November 13th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
dying
November 13th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
The final straw? Dude just wanted some ice cream…
November 13th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
and who eats ice cream when they’re drunk? gimme meat and bread
high? ice cream is paradise
November 13th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Sanchez prefers sherbet, Tebow red white and blue Popsicle!
November 13th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
/tapes hands up in preparation for beefing with CJ
November 13th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
/raises hand
November 13th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
So the big bad is Lothar?
November 13th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
I cant imagine wanting to consume dairy products when I’m drunk. Vomit.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Sugar while drunk = bad bad idea. That being said I ate ice cream while drunk last night.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
One thing I’ve noticed about what I eat when I’m drunk is that if it’s available to me and I’m hungry I will go ahead and eat it. Though drunkenly reading ingredients labels to determine if something is too high in sugar or lactic acid for me to consume while drunk sounds like a delightful internet short
November 13th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Pretty sure it’s his mom.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Don’t walk away from her. Run, Run as fast as Hell.
November 13th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
u have to be drunk to attend a Vikings game in that shitty stadium so no wonder he ended up doing something dumb.
November 13th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Lambeau has 10 times mores Drunks, so the post from roger makes some sense.
November 13th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Lambeau has 10 times more Drunks, so the post from roger makes some sense.
November 13th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
counterpoint: cheese