Comments on: Pennsylvania High School Hockey League Discourages Singing of National Anthem for “Time Constraints”

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:51:10 +0000

Algeria’s anthem contains a shout-out to machine gun fire gunning down Frenchmen, absolutely nothing can ever top that.France’s national anthem, specifically the chorus, talks about watering the fields with the blood of impure invaders. Yeah it’s not “machine gunning” your enemies, but still….

Ukraine's has the perfect line "Ukraine has not yet perished." Benin used to have a pretty bad ass flag. /preferred to the flags with AK47's

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:48:15 +0000

Algeria’s anthem contains a shout-out to machine gun fire gunning down Frenchmen, absolutely nothing can ever top that.

France’s national anthem, specifically the chorus, talks about watering the fields with the blood of impure invaders. Yeah it’s not “machine gunning” your enemies, but still….

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:28:51 +0000

Bob Dole’s 1996 campaign website is still online

Is he still trying to figure out which Real World housemate ate Bob Dole's peanut butter?/ Norm Macdonald, gold

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:28:27 +0000

What the hell is that, Queefer? It’s filtered as pornography at my work

You serious, Clark? It’s really Bob Dole’s 1996 presidential campaign website.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:25:26 +0000

What the hell is that, Queefer? It’s filtered as pornography at my work

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:22:20 +0000

Speaking of America, Bob Dole's 1996 campaign website is still online. And its glorious.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:19:16 +0000

We need to drop "The Star-Spangled Banner" and adopt this new national anthem pronto.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:18:37 +0000

lets go to lukenbock texas…

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:17:39 +0000

but he was my makeup guy

/Coop?

holy shit. i am not making this up. his last name is Cooper

hahahahaha

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:15:45 +0000

but he was my makeup guy

/Coop?

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:15:27 +0000

Here’s betting $100 that she weighed over 225 and smelled bad.

HAHAHA FUCKING FAT BUTCH BULLDYKES AM I RIGHT LET’S TALK KID’S BASEBALL THAT’S NOT CREEPY

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:14:53 +0000

Lyrics deinitely by David Allen Coe

oh good gawd yes.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:13:54 +0000

Here’s a quick song tour
of the last great war
In 10 minutes time
We’re through the Maginot Line
The Jews threw in the towel
We marched them to Dachau
O, Germany, our history is great!
Sorry we didn’t win the right for only whites to procreate!

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:13:25 +0000

buncha people who can;t stand for others to think they didn’t ‘know that’

my first college roomate was fucking insufferable with that shit. you tell him some trivia, oh, he knew that, everyone knows that, and then added some info with ‘you knew that tho right?’

ugh. but he was my makeup guy when i was eddie from Iron Maiden for halloween. still, gone after first semester

that’s when the kitten took his place…..

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:10:47 +0000

What’s Texas’ national anthem?

Lyrics deinitely by David Allen Coe.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:10:45 +0000

By middle school, our teacher wouldn’t even tell us to stand. Everyone just ignored it

Here’s betting $100 that she weighed over 225 and smelled bad.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:09:36 +0000

Hands can regenerate?

/ Doctor Who’d

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:08:36 +0000

Can we talk about the white Tuskegee Airman from the opening ceremonies on MNF last night?

He mistakenly thought White MIke Vick was playing?

“Maybe he bleached his skin.”

Wait, it was Sammy Sosa?

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:08:35 +0000

Algeria’s anthem contains a shout-out to machine gun fire gunning down Frenchmen, absolutely nothing can ever top that.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:08:08 +0000

I got a shell of his first-hand story.

You have the shell of a guy’s first hand? Hands can regenerate?