Giancarlo Stanton is “Pissed Off” Over Marlins Trade Rumors
All, Baseball, Rich Old White People November 13th. 2012, 7:18pm
Giancarlo Stanton, possibly one of the last men standing in this astounding Marlins trade fiasco, is understandably upset with the franchise’s baffling sense of direction. Amazingly, his deliciously direct tweet remains firmly intact like Kate Upton’s breasts, and was not taken down 30 seconds after being posted.
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November 13th, 2012 at 7:32 PM
Mike Stanton is the only ballplayer in Miami worth paying money to watch play…
November 13th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
Choo and Chris Perez for Giancarlo!
November 13th, 2012 at 8:30 PM
Him and the three Marlins fans that exist.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Salary Cap?
November 13th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
…on the road.
November 13th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Is TBL trolling with this salary cap BS? How would a salary cap fix the Marlins dumping a ton of players?
November 13th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
He probably meant salary floor
November 14th, 2012 at 12:28 AM
Salary floor of what, 75 million dollars? Still wouldn’t have stopped Marlins from dumping the contracts. Can we get a follow up post from TBL about low ratings as well? I always love those.