Big East Divisions: Temple Gets Screwed in Unwieldy West
Welcome to the new Big East. The unwieldy 12-team football conference will take form in 2013. The first couple years (at least) won’t be so fun for Temple. Administrators have placed the Owls in the Western division, until Navy and (hopefully) a 14th team join in 2015. That division will not have a team within 1,000 miles or even the same time zone.
Here’s how the new division alignment should look, with the driving mileage distance from Temple.
East: Central Florida (992), Cincinnati (574), UConn (244), Louisville (673), Rutgers (59), South Florida (1,042)
West: Boise State (2,441), Houston (1,547), Memphis (1,015), San Diego State (2,701), SMU (1,465), Temple
To provide some perspective, the length of Temple’s shortest division trip, Memphis, roughly coincides with the longest possible trip in the Big Ten (Lincoln to State College) and the SEC (College Station to Columbia, SC). It’s about the same drive as Ann Arbor to Gainsville.
One team was going to get left with this miserable travel burden. It’s no surprise that team was Temple. Considering geography Louisville makes the most sense. Considering competition, the conference would want to have Louisville and Boise State in separate divisions. Temple is the team with the least leverage and the least probability of being a flight risk should there be further realignment.
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November 13th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Labeling those divisions “East” and “West” is an insult to Geographers.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I’m assuming Stevie Wonder mapped out these divisions.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Labeling those divisions “East” and “West” is an insult to Geographers.
They were originally going to be named “Red” and “Blue”. Which is still better than “Leaders” and “Legends”.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Actually, you labeled them incorrectly.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Temple has such a gorgeous campus set in the pristine area of North Philly… really wished I wouldve visited more often when I lived there.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Considering competition, the conference would want to have Louisville and Boise State in separate divisions.
I don’t get this. It isn’t like BSU and Louisville are going to be good for eternity. All the schools with the exception of SMU (Hi, MS!) have been competitive in the last 10 years.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Consult this handy map. Surely there was a smarter way to do this.
/Mad cartographer skills brah
November 13th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Yep.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I know this is just rehashing, but…
How in the world does this make sense for sports not called football? I’m sure soccer, baseball, and softball coaches thrilled. Which big school will be the first to drop other sports due to the costs associated with these insane travel distances?
//small sports’d
November 13th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Temple’s shortest division trip, Memphis…It’s about the same drive as Ann Arbor to Gainsville.
I would have bet any amount of money that this was ridiculously untrue, and would have lost that money. that’s astounding.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
All the schools with the exception of SMU (Hi, MS!) have been competitive in the last 10 years.
/farts in KC’s general direction
November 13th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
I don’t get this. It isn’t like BSU and Louisville are going to be good for eternity.
I think the idea is more along the lines of “where else is Temple going to go? Fuck em, we can’t afford to lose Louisville.”
November 13th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Whats further west los Angeles or Reno?
/may be vegas
November 13th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I think the idea is more along the lines of “where else is Temple going to go? Fuck em, we can’t afford to lose Louisville.”
I can see that, but Louisville is gone as soon as the Big 12 realizes it was a stupid idea not to have a conference championship game.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I can see that, but Louisville is gone as soon as the Big 12 realizes it was a stupid idea not to have a conference championship game.
It doesn’t really matter as technically all conferences will be on the same playing field once the playoff begins.
It was really hard to suppress laughter while writing the above.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
I don’t know if the stupidity of that decision has been determined yet. It may be a smarter decision for the 2 team BCS championship than the upcoming system.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
This is like when the Atlanta Falcons were in the NFC West.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
This is the thanks that Temple gets? The Big East came crawly back to Temple after unceremoniously booting them from the conference.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
This is the thanks that Temple gets? The Big East came crawly back to Temple after unceremoniously booting them from the conference.
The question remains though: what exactly are they going to do about it? It’s not as though there are better conference offers out there for them.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
There are parts of Michigan that are closer to St. Louis than Detroit.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
I don’t know if the stupidity of that decision has been determined yet. It may be a smarter decision for the 2 team BCS championship than the upcoming system. Htown
The Big 12 is definitely in a wait and see mode right now.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Actually, it will be until Rick Pitino lets go of his Big East fetish. He is the #1 impediment to Louisville and the Big 12 at present.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
While your point is no less true, it’s worth noting that Boise and SDSU aren’t joining the Big East in anything but football.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
There are parts of Kentucky that are closer to St. Louis than Louisville.
/shrugs
November 13th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I thought they already told him that football is where the real money is, right before Mitch McConnell was going to introduce a bill mandating the Big 12 take Louisville.
/2nd part may not be true.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Or like having Dallas in the NFC East, when everyone knows that TEXAS IS IN THE SOUTH.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
He will always have a place in his heart for little Providence College, thankfully.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Actually, it will be until Rick Pitino lets go of his Big East fetish. He is the #1 impediment to Louisville and the Big 12 at present. Jay
Odd. That conference should be unrecognizable to him from his early days.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
OK, so Linda Cohn’s been replaced by Rick reilly on the top bar. What the hell. How about Ryan Braun’s girlfriend?
November 13th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
So what is worse, the numerically challenged conference names, or the geographically challenged conference names?
November 13th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
As bad as this is, poorly thought out geography in sports conferences used to be even more common. The Braves, for example, were in the NL West for several years.
November 13th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
the old NFL divisions were all fucked, geographically speaking.
Dallas, Arizona = NFC East
New Orleans, Atlanta, Carolina = NFC West
Tampa Bay = NFC Central
November 13th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
A lot of that is because of teams moving, right? Arizona was in St.L, and St.L in the West, was in LA (I think… it’s been a long fucking day)
November 13th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/1986/
Yeah, Rams and Cardinals had excuses, but New Orleans and Atlanta have some ‘splainin’ to do.