Tiki Barber Will Play on Your Flag Football (or Basketball or Kickball) Team For $1,950

For an additional $19.50, Jim Fassel will come and coach your team.

Would you really go drinking with a Golden Domer who represents every hypocritical thing about that institution?

Yes, yes I would.

……….JaMarcus Russell

Picking dead guys? How about the Golden Boy?

Would you really go drinking with a Golden Domer who represents every hypocritical thing about that institution?

Bobby Layne

Picking dead guys? How about the Golden Boy?

His biographer, Billy Reed, says Hornung “led the Packers, and maybe the NFL, in chasing women, hanging out in bars and nightclubs, and generally trying to circumvent the strict rules of Vince Lombardi.” And famed sportswriter Dick Schaap, who spent a week with Hornung leading up to a game vs. Cleveland, summed up an average Hornung day: “At three (after practice) he’d come home, mix a pitcher of martinis, and drink martinis with Ron Kramer and the others. Then they’d go out an have dinner, a group of players. Scotch before dinner. Wine with dinner. Brandy after dinner. Then back on scotch. Every day. I lost count by the time it had reached more than 60. Also, he never went to bed before four in the morning and he never went to bed alone.”

In fact just read this whole article.

You are very welcome.

Come now, Colt McCoy seems like a nice enough guy.

The only that comes in his mouth is Jesus

Oh, wait, that’s Tebow I’m thinking about …

But if he got mad at you, he’d get a state trooper to plant coke in your car just to fuck you up.

counterpoint…he knows where to get coke.

http://www.thuzio.com/sports/basketball/vin-baker.html

You can book Daunte Culpepper for your wedding for only $2000 (maybe non-negotiable) http://www.thuzio.com/daunte-culpepper.html

So depressing, how many of those Custom Requests are white dudes wanting Daunte to bang their wives?

QB i WOULD want to get drunk with? ken stabler

But if he got mad at you, he’d get a state trooper to plant coke in your car just to fuck you up.

/ True story’d

I think I’d pick Broadway Joe, circa 1970, or Bobby Layne if I wanted to get plastered with a QB.

Come now, Colt McCoy seems like a nice enough guy.

The only that goes in his mouth is Jesus.

flawless victory.

QB i WOULD want to get drunk with? ken stabler.

Yes, exactly and Stephen Garcia can bar-tend, he needs work.

somewhere between when the pizza delivery guy forgets your 2-liter and 9/11, im guessing.

Now, I’m hungry for pizza.

Come now, Colt McCoy seems like a nice enough guy.

The only that goes in his mouth is Jesus.

Add Cutler to that list.

Whole bunch of these assholes can’t/won’t drink

How sad is it gonna be for Tiki when he can’t afford the upkeep on that young thing he is with?

somewhere between when the pizza delivery guy forgets your 2-liter and 9/11, im guessing.