Tennessee Fan: Meltdown Encapsulates End of Derek Dooley Era

All, College Football, Video Ty Duffy November 12th. 2012, 1:14pm

Yes, this is a grown man with Tennessee sheets and an orange comforter. This starts to get really good around the 2:50 mark. Language is amusing, but NSFW.

[HT to Outkick the Coverage]

Previously: Derek Dooley Fired by Tennessee, According to Two Reports
Previously: Derek Dooley’s Tennessee Buyout is Doable, Now Who Replaces Him?
Previously: Angry USC Fan Really Wants Lane Kiffin Fired

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49 Responses to “Tennessee Fan: Meltdown Encapsulates End of Derek Dooley Era”

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Jason McIntyre Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
college football fans.
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Liquor Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
I always pictured Miz with less teeth, surprising.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Per presser, he’s not out (yet). And Maggit tore his ACL. Someone release attack dogs on me
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YYSA Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I can’t be the only one disappointed to find out this guy was only retarded in the social sense.
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Patrick Division Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
And judging from the sparse, unpersonalized surroundings, I’m going to say this is filmed in Mom and Dad’s basement. Pretty much SOP for a UT grad, right?
/Library burned down.
//Half the books weren’t even colored in.
///Steve Spurrier = Jackie Mason.
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Ty_Webb Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I always pictured Miz with less teeth, surprising.
spot on.
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Tim Ryan Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
S-E-C.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
If this guy does not have a hooker habit he should get one, there are no fairy-tales in this man’s life.
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Tim Ryan Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Got through 20 seconds of that video. Accent killed me.
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Ty_Webb Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
is hillbilly really an “accent”?
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Callback to the Attention Whore discussion in the Ashley post:
This contains the best Attention Whore analysis I’ve seen to date.
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Yes, this is a grown man with Tennessee sheets and an orange comforter
See, I fee like I’m watching a well spoken 17 year old who managed to grow some facial hair.
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
If this guy does not have a hooker habit he should get one
/ Lights CuckTheFubs signal
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
He makes a valid critique of Derek Dooley’s miserable coaching.
But yeah, if I were him and was going to make this video, pretty sure I’d not have the camera aimed at my Tennessee-themed room. Then again, it’s probably in his parent’s house so…
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Southern folk on this board- am I allowed to make fun of “the South” in this instance? Or is someone going to try and tell me that Tennessee isn’t ‘really’ a part of the south?
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
I always pictured Miz with less teeth, surprising.
fuck you. I’d never wear a hat like that! also, I DO have fewer teeth than this idiot.
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spencer096 Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
nice hat, fuckface.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
When I saw this yesterday everywhere else I figured it was a woman.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
If Dooley’s “coaching” at the end of the Mizzou game was accurately described, I don’t blame him one bit for being pissed. I take him for a college student. And what’s wrong with UT linens on the bed?
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Miz was probably too distracted by the NASCAR ‘fight’ to get that upset about Tennessee anyway
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Southern folk on this board- am I allowed to make fun of “the South” in this instance? Or is someone going to try and tell me that Tennessee isn’t ‘really’ a part of the south?
Sure, you can lump them in with Texas.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Southern folk on this board- am I allowed to make fun of “the South” in this instance? Or is someone going to try and tell me that Tennessee isn’t ‘really’ a part of the south?
Tennessee is part of the South. It’s not Deep South but neither is Virginia or North Carolina.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
For CJ:
Different divisions, same region.
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Different divisions, same region.
Well holy shit, this map is what I was trying to argue a few months back to no avail. The mother fucking census says so, but somehow I was wrong.
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roastbeast Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Yes, that is a grown man with Tennessee sheets and an orange comforter.
define ‘man’
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Miz was probably too distracted by the NASCAR ‘fight’ to get that upset about Tennessee anyway
it was a pretty weak looking fight. probably because of its location, but there weren’t any good camera angles I saw to really see who was in on it. Clint Bowyer’s almost sprint from his car to the fight was an impressive run though.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Well holy shit, this map is what I was trying to argue a few months back to no avail. The mother fucking census says so, but somehow I was wrong.
BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Southern folk on this board- am I allowed to make fun of “the South”
Well, you see, that right there is the sort of Northern aggression that started it all in the first place.
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Clint Bowyer’s almost sprint from his car to the fight was an impressive run though.
In any normal ‘sport’, I realize I should be rooting for Keselowski to win this thing, but ugh that face. Jimmy Johnson is just so pretty…
/my dad loves NASCAR so i have to semi pay attention to it
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG
Que?
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
As a native Southerner, my understanding of the issue:
– Texas is not in The South. Texas is Texas, a region unto itself.
– Oklahoma is not in The South. It is part of the Trailer Park/Tornado Alley Midwest.
– West Virginia is not in The South. It also is not in the North, the East or the Midwest. It is the Unwanted Stepchild of the United States.
– Missouri is not in The South. It belongs to The Meth Zone, which also includes Iowa and Oregon.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Que?
Well…if you click on the link in the handy map to the right on Mole’s link, you get this one.
I’m not sure what he’s getting at, unless there was an argument about “Dixie”.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG
Que?
Tautologically.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Oklahoma and Texas are periphery southern states.
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
– West Virginia is not in The South. It also is not in the North, the East or the Midwest. It is the Unwanted Stepchild of the United States.
I can accept this one
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I’m not sure what he’s getting at,
That there’s a difference within the geographic classification.
I don’t want Texas or Oklahoma in the same discussion as anywhere I’ve lived.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I was going to say he’s definitely filming this at his ‘rents house because of the number of pillows. no self-respecting college dude has that many pillows on campus. but, BUT, then I noticed the little buildout in the wall at the corner in the background. that’s classic dorm/college apartment style. also, he’s not self-respcting because of that fucking hat.
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Oklahoma and Texas are periphery southern states.
Great, cool, glad we agree then
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cracker jack Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
That there’s a difference within the geographic classification.
Just as I’m sure people realize that Maine is different from New Jersey when talking about the ‘Northeast’, no fucking shit.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
There’s actually pretty good breakdown of all the different labels of “the south” on that page.
Disagree with the CSA definition, though because that includes Florida.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
In any normal ‘sport’, I realize I should be rooting for Keselowski to win this thing, but ugh that face. Jimmy Johnson is just so pretty…
/my dad loves NASCAR so i have to semi pay attention to it
go to a race. it’s awesome for both the spectacle of the racing and the spectacle of watching the fans. also, agree that Keselowski is the WORST.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
The Solid South: the layer of crusted semen in the crotch of Soused’s pants.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
from moleman’s link:
Education
Southern public schools have consistently ranked in the bottom of many national surveys and average test-score rankings before allowances for race are made.[69] When allowance for race is considered, a 2007 US Government list of test scores often shows white fourth and eighth graders performing better than average for reading and math; while black fourth and eighth graders also performed better than average.[70] This comparison does not hold across the board. Mississippi scores lower than average no matter how the statistics are compared.
that made me chuckle.
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Let me also say, as a native Southerner, that I recognize that the fucking Civil War ended in 1865 and The South LOST. Those who cannot recognize and accept this need to be dragged behind a pickup truck through Vidor, Texas.
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Mississippi scores lower than average no matter how the statistics are compared
That’s why Louisianians have a saying: Thank god for Mississippi.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Mississippi scores lower than average no matter how the statistics are compared
Gold.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Those who cannot recognize and accept this need to be dragged behind a pickup truck through Vidor, Texas.
Vidor has a population of around 10,000. I think half of them work for my company.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Let me also say, as a native Southerner, that I recognize that the fucking Civil War ended in 1865 and The South LOST. Those who cannot recognize and accept this need to be dragged behind a pickup truck through Vidor, Texas.
love it or leave it, yankee sympathizer.
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Nada Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Vidor has a population of around 10,000. I think half of them work for my company
You work for the KKK?!

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