Monday Night Football: Todd Haley Will Exact Payment From the Chiefs One Way or Another
Todd Haley still has not been paid the remainder of his contract after being fired by the Chiefs a year ago, according to Jay Glazer. That matter is in arbitration, as the Chiefs are apparently taking the position that Todd Haley was fired for cause. You might recall that things got ugly last year when rumors that Haley was on the way out emerged very early in the season from Michael Lombardi. After that, Haley went Office Space on us, growing out a full beard and generally looking like a homeless man on the sideline until Pioli fired him in early December.
To say that this was one of the more contentious separations would be putting it mildly. Well, now Haley gets to serve as offensive coordinator against his former team, and they come in to the game in a heavy favorite’s role. I look for no mercy here, and the only other sub-plot to watch for is whether the Chiefs can actually lead this game at any point thanks to a random bounce or getting the opening kickoff and getting a field goal.
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November 12th, 2012 at 8:05 PM
How many muay thai children do you think you could take in a fight? I’m thinking one while blackout drunk.
/team does not like remembering beating the hell out of children
November 12th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
Scott Pioli is a bear, right? Htown, any thoughts this?
November 12th, 2012 at 8:19 PM
Scott Pioli is a bear
Did you hear about that bear in upstate New York the other day?
November 12th, 2012 at 8:22 PM
http://www.wwnytv.com/news/local/Famous-Adirondack-Bear-Killed-By-Hunter-178887541.html
November 12th, 2012 at 8:27 PM
Meth – I did not see that. However, I was talking about a different kind of bear.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
And that children was the Rolling Stones reminding you that if there over 40 you should illegally download their music if you want.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
Is KC about to kick off the most unlikely of play-off berths? Tonight is a must win.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
I figured you weren’t talking about real bears, but since you said bears.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:36 PM
Is KC about to kick off the most unlikely of play-off berths?
About as much chance as me waking up tomorrow and deciding I love my job. Got my 12 (was supposed to only be 10) day vacation coming up Friday, so they’re making me work 9 days in a row before it. Hence, I am here.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:38 PM
WWII veterans should be able to attend any football game they want for free, no questions asked. Royal treatment too. If I owned an nfl team I’d enact that policy day one.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:39 PM
And that children was the Rolling Stones reminding you that if there over 40 you should illegally download their music if you want. Soused
Not going to bother doing that. That song snippet sounded like all other Rolling Stone songs blended together.
Meth – What are you going to do on your vacation?
November 12th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Re: Bears
Let me just say that Pioli would fit in perfectly in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTL0tjkYYw
November 12th, 2012 at 8:44 PM
WWII veterans should be able to attend
All 7 of them that are still alive?
Meth – What are you going to do on your vacation?
Just visit family up in PA. Haven’t decided if I’m going to bear hunt yet or not. Non-resident licenses aren’t exactly cheap so I haven’t made up my mind. Get drunk. And just hang out I guess. Nothing special, although 12 days in a row of not having to come here is sounding real fucking good right about now.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
What the hell? Fuck you bolds I didn’t even press you.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Not sure outdoors in a freezing monsoon is the best place for nonagenarians
November 12th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Anybody see the new Bond movie?
I was wondering if it was worth seeing.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
I’m going to see it next week, so NO FUCKING SPOILERS!
November 12th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Have fun, Meth.
I’m going to see it next week, so NO FUCKING SPOILERS!
I bet he bangs a hot chick.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Holy shit. The Chiefs are going to score first.
/Jinx Jinx Jinx.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Meth (snicker)…is that uh, vacation…uh, paid time (heehee) off?
November 12th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
I out jinxed my jinxing.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
hang your head in shame, Pittsburgh defense.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Meth (snicker)…is that uh, vacation…uh, paid time (heehee) off? Joe
That’s hardcore.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Saw some casino royale last weekend…holy shit, the poker scenes of bond and the bad guy staring at each other rival the top gun volleyball game for homoerotic fun
November 12th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Have fun, Meth.
Absolutely.
I bet he bangs a hot chick.
Eva Green made my wiener very stiff in the recent ones.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
God dammit cant i have just one gambling win when i coast? Got Steelers m14 bug and a little on under 40.5
November 12th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Of course the steelers will screw my teaser.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
3.5 days of it is paid. But! Since I’m working nine days in a row that means I miss no time this week, miss only 1.5 days next week, and go back to regular schedule starting two weeks from this Wednesday. 12 days off, missing only 1.5 days of pay? I’ll take it, so snicker all you want.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Mmm snickers ice cream cake
November 12th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
what the point spread on this game. My theory after last week’s THUR debacle was the chefs looked so criminally putrid they’d be a value pick as nobody could be that bad twice in a row.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Oh nine days straight to make all that happen? Well at least (chortle) you’re getting some over(guffaw)time!
November 12th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Private media conspire with military factions led by the Chamber of Commerce President with surreptitious support from Spain and USA in a coup d’état during a white collar nationwide strike. Must fight against the private media security force, corrupt metro police and armed forces to take back control of the country within 48 hours.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Spread is 14 scriptomatic
November 12th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Wait, I’ll miss 2.5 days, 1.5 next week, and 1 the next.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Private media conspire with military factions led by the Chamber of Commerce President with surreptitious support from Spain and USA in a coup d’état during a white collar nationwide strike. Must fight against the private media security force, corrupt metro police and armed forces to take back control of the country within 48 hours.
It’s a good thing I don’t speak Canadian.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Cmon Bucks!!! 5 minutes to go one point game.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:04 PM
Well at least (chortle) you’re getting some over(guffaw)time!
Nope. Way the pay period starts/ends here it’s set up to where they can make you work 10 in a row without it being overtime. They have the pay period set up like that to prevent you from getting two weekends off in a row. I never get weekends off anyways. Monday and Tuesday (usually) is my weekend. Only had two official weekends the entire time I’ve been here.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
you know who’s just fuckin’ awesome? urban meyer, that’s who.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Bucks by 10 with 2:44 togo.
Yeah, I know nobody cares.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
GO BUCKS.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Bucks by 10 with 2:44 togo.
Is that the basketball Bucks or am I lost? Speaking of lost and bucks, I lost all the bucks I put on my cards this week.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
If KC runs another designed run for Matt Cassel, I’ll be convinced they’re deliberately trying to injure him.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
The Candy Man and Kyle Singler. The future of the Pistons.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Flipping back and forth between the game and Chronicle. Chefs are winning?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Basketball Bucks.
Bucks 103
Sixers 96
37 seconds left.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
The steeler just suck ass against shit teams.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
yep. Brandon Jennings having himself a day.
also: Redman coughed up the ball and KC recovers inside the Pittsburgh 10 yard line. Method Man was always better.
/easy joke
November 12th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Kansas Citys first lead in regulation this season.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
spencer this weekend allegedly looking good for golf too; sand ridge was fantastic; I need to play it in the summer when very firm but I loved it; 18 solid holes; nothing simple, all in front of you, no gimmicks, no easy holes though; a great combo to mayfield; those members that get to play both are very lucky
November 12th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Chronicle is pretty good, but damn, why is it so hard for movies to portray high school parties accurately? Every time there’s 300 people in a mansion with DJs and professional lighting and unlimited top shelf alcohol. Dazed and Confused is probably the last one that got it right.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
I need to play
itthe Wendy’s chickin the summerany time of the year when very firmNovember 12th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Chronicle was pretty good. I liked Cloverfield better as far as the found footage movies.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:21 PM
my guess is that most of the people who write movies did not go to many parties in high school.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
Fucking Vlad spoiled TWD last week for me. Asshole.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
my guess is that most of the people who write movies did not go to many parties in high school.
I would agree. Many a parties consisted of, “So does anyone know how to get some booze? Well, then there’s no point in all of you being here, then is there?”
November 12th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Yeah I get that kinfey but they probably didn’t fight aliens or know superheroes or chill with Stalin. Seems like they’re more interested in showing a ridiculous scene than bring realistic. And yes, I understand this is a completely stupid thing to complain about. Just always takes me out of the movie.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
fight aliens or know superheroes or chill with Stalin
What if you could be Stalin and fight aliens with your superhero friends?
/Picks up pieces of mind off the floor
November 12th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
I liked Cloverfield better as far as the found footage movies.
blair witch and it ain’t close. second is paranormal activity. then we’ll let this coverfield and chrinicle in the door for the scraps of movie awards
November 12th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
And then you could take your hammer and sickle wielding ass home on your brand new Velociraptor.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Re: Texas secession petition, my wife called texans a bunch of hillbillies. I immediately thought of the Detroit Lions and Matthew Stafford.
/thanks Vlad
November 12th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
well at least in the case of the first two you can kind of make up your own rules and it’ll “make sense” as long as you can stay consistent with those.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
anyone here see the chernobyl diaries (or whatever)?
looks like the same thing as the others
November 12th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
rondo is it safe to assume you have money on the Bucks?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Chronicle sure does have a clever script though. Using teen angst to create the conflict was a smart choice.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
kinfeysoopney
November 12th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
kinfeysoopney
Wifey’s poony
November 12th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Steelers are fraudy frauds
November 12th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
What is Chronicle?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
There are 12 or so states that filed secession petitions. If it reaches 20000 sigs I think the white house has to respond.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
The party in Superbad where they try to steal the booze is about accurate. Cant Buy Me Love b/c it shows how your shit gets trashed.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
People need to layoff gruden, he is good at what he does.
And what he does is ball-to-shaft lick every nfl player.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Queefer, 25,000 sigs in 30 dys for the white house to respond.
According to msn.com:
November 12th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
If it reaches 20000 sigs I think the white house has to respond.
I’m really curious what that response would be.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
wanna share?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
I think it will most likely be a combination of “fuck you” and “LOL”
November 12th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
This secession stuff is silliness. And, I’m sure at some point soon, it will be used as “evidence” of “racism” in Texas.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:39 PM
soused, et tu?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
The party in Superbad where they try to steal the booze is about accurate. Cant Buy Me Love b/c it shows how your shit gets trashed.
i’m one of those that in any party in a house scene think about the mess and what a drag to clean up
November 12th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
What would Republicans have called Democrats in 2000 if they wanted to suceed? Communists or un-American probably….Just sayin.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Mmm snickers ice cream cake
wanna share?
packattack i wish you were a woman
November 12th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Oh no. Just a Bucks fan.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
So if I were to sign one of these things, would it count for my state or would it go to a grand total? I’m all for letting Texas go.
/Sorry Miggie
November 12th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
dammit i want to drink just a beer or two but i have a headache already. got some matilda
November 12th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
You seem to not remember the Jesusland/United State of Canada Map that Democrats were fond of at the time. Pretending that Dems didn’t have similarly outrageous reactions to W shows a lack of memory.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Snickers ice cream bars are awesome.
Magnum Ice Cream bars are the best ever though. If you havent tried a Magnum bar, especially the caramel one, you are missing out big time.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Give Texas to Mexico.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Come on. Bucks fans don’t really exist do they?
/Suns fan
//AZ Cardinals fan
///I have no room to talk.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Story Time
Last night at my job I made a waitress almost quit.
I walk into work at 4 and the opening shift did nothing! We were not prepared at all. We got busy and I lost my cool. Waitress yelled out “I need nacho cheese!!” I answered “I really don’t care!!!”
She then cried and walked out, but came back in 10 minutes later
Fun night
November 12th, 2012 at 9:46 PM
A found footage type of movie where three teens end up finding something mysterious and getting super powers. Pretty neat.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706593/
November 12th, 2012 at 9:46 PM
Vez, you need to drink some bourbon. That’ll rid you of your headache.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
I think there are only like 13 of us.
Anyone see Cabin in the Woods?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
But this election was fair and Obama won popular and electoral votes. So, really these people are just pissed that no one thinks like them outside of cousin-fucking states.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Sounds like a typical night in the Queefer bedroom.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
But this election was fair and Obama won popular and electoral votes. So, really these people are just pissed that no one thinks like them outside of cousin-fucking states.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
If it reaches 20000 sigs I think the white house has to respond.
Nah. Responding only gives it credence. 20,000 people in a country of 350 million is nothing. Just knee-jerk post election crap. It’ll fade.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
No went for a straight razor shave Saturday, coincidently homelessness down 900% in neighbourhood.
Nice catch, even if he was out of bounds give him the touchdown for effort.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades son.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Vez, you need to drink some bourbon. That’ll rid you of your headache.
I agree to an extent. You’ll at least forget about your headache. You don’t need to get drunk, but bourbon is a magical thing. Thins out your blood which reduces the pounding in your head.
/Anecdotal evidence by me.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
My brothers girlfriend got him a pair of courtside seats to the Bucks/Knicks game in Milwaukee on the 28th. He chose to pick me to go.
Man, the seats are right next to the Knicks bench, my brother is a big Knicks fan so he will be loving it, and I gotta admit, being courtside in row 2 behind the visitors bench is gonna be pretty sweet.
He said they were over $300 a piece.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Yep, 20,000 people is most of Texas.
/drops pistol to give wanking motion
November 12th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Truer words have never been typed.
/bottle of Pappy will be here tomorrow
//humblebrag
November 12th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-aspirin-taken-daily-with-bottle-of-bourbon,549/
November 12th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
24 hrs of college basketball starts tonight….i just remembered..how much will i watch?
likley 2 hours ha
November 12th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Bigs, how Did you get pappy? I have tried a million times and totally failed.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
I agree to an extent. You’ll at least forget about your headache.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-aspirin-taken-daily-with-bottle-of-bourbon,549/
Exactly.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Bigs, how Did you get pappy?
He works on the set of Justified.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
rondo, that’s awesome. I’ve sat in the 1st row under tha basket at an NBA game, and it was pretty awesome. It has to be even better to be close enough to the bench to hear the players/coaches chatter.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Cassel sucks but his receivers do him no favors. Bowe just dropped a ball that hit him in the chest.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:56 PM
KC Resident Brand Leeches good for what ails ya, cures everything from skitters, legionnaires disease to Cotard’s Syndrome.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Vez, you need to drink some bourbon. That’ll rid you of your headache.
I agree to an extent. You’ll at least forget about your headache. You don’t need to get drunk, but bourbon is a magical thing. Thins out your blood which reduces the pounding in your head.
/Anecdotal evidence by me.
enablers, unite!
/scurries off for some ice and small batch medicine
November 12th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Bigs, did you disarm Quarrels for that Pappy?
November 12th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
I know Im pretty pumped actually. Last year she bought him a pair behind the basket in row 6, and he took my dad, and loved it. They were right by the tunnel where the players enter and exit and he high fived some of the Knicks players.
This will be even better like you said since we will be able to hear players and coaches talking. Should be an awesome experience to witness and NBA game that close.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Last year I bought a pair of tickets in row 1 at Miller Park right where the Brewers dugout ended and the players came out by the on deck circle. That was really awesome as well. They were $100 a piece.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Honestly pure luck. I know they send a shipment to PA each spring and fall, and I keep tabs on their website for when the shipments go out. Then I check with PA LCB every day until I see it available. I’ve gotten a bottle of the 12 year in the last 3 PA distributions. I’ve never seen any other years available in PA online or in store.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
rondo that’s very cool. i;m not an nba fan, but i would love to see the pro ga
November 12th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
I’ve sat in similar seats at camden yards but on the visiting side. good times heckling the visiting 1st baseman all night.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
me from that vantage
November 12th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Cassel sucks but his receivers do him no favors. Bowe just dropped a ball that hit him in the chest.
$9 million a year.
KC Resident Brand Leeches good for what ails ya, cures everything from skitters, legionnaires disease to Cotard’s Syndrome. Soused
This book is an awesome read.
Goat gonads. Holy shit. I’d have been a rich man if I was born 150 years ago.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Nothing harder than getting rare liquor/beer in PA. I live 15 minutes from Troegs and finding Mad Elf a week before thanksgiving is a nightmare.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Spoiler if folks are getting into Justified. Which you most certainly should. Season Four starts in January. Can not wait.
Queefer…. http://fbihop.tumblr.com/post/20914448900/quarles-being-disarmed-in-two-gifs
November 12th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
PA liquor laws are terrible. My bro in law was in his local liquor store in AZ a couple months ago and caled me to ask if van winkle family reserve was that bourbon I always talked about. They had bottles of the 15 and 20 on the shelf. multiple bottes. he bought one of each for the next time I visit.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
i am not looking forward to working on thanksgiving
November 12th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Queefer Mad Elf is easy to find in Allentown. Troegs isn’t as popular here as it is in Harrisburg.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
i was in a super-sized liquor store the other day for the first time in a long time. was frozen by the unreal selection of whiskeys
November 12th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Olyphant just kills that scene. The look he gives Quarrels as he’s reaching for the limb is absolutely perfect.
Patton Oswalt shows up in season four.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
Smallie, you ever make it to Harrisburg you should really go to the new Troegs brewery. They John Hammonded the shit outta that thing: spared no expense.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Nothing like that exists in PA. I’m lucky if there’s 3 different types of rye available at any given store. Decentselection of Bourbon, but all run of the mill. Some decent options online though.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
I’ll have to check it out Queefer. The old one was on Paxton right? between Cameron and 2nd streets? Wheres the new one?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Olyphant just kills that scene. The look he gives Quarrels as he’s reaching for the limb is absolutely perfect. Queefer
I have a mancrush on him. Just perfect acting. When the show starts veering to being too unbelievable, he comes in and gives that knowing wink. That scene is a perfect example. He had the WTF look on his face and then Quarrels started reaching for his arm and his acting after that was a knowing wink at the audience.
Shit. I sound like Spencer talking about music. Where we at? Oh, BOURBON.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:14 PM
ahhh, woodford reserve, where have you been all my day?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
Nothing like that exists in PA. I’m lucky if there’s 3 different types of rye available at any given store.
Missouri has some cool super-liquor stores. Kansas does not that I know of. I can not even buy the ingredients for a simple gin and tonic in the same store in Kansas. Only booze can be sold in liquor stores. Got to go to a party store to get mixers, limes, tobacco, and hookers. Makes no sense.
Also, Kansas just made Happy Hour legal in restaurants this year.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
ahhh, woodford reserve, where have you been all my day? joe
That cures genital herpes as well. It’ll be like killing two birds with one stone for you this evening.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
Smallie, it’s in Hershey right next to the outlets/park. Huge building.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Tobbacco?! Hookers??!!?! In the same store??! WHERE!!?!?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Sounds like a party to me.
PA sells beer by the case/keg at beer distributors, and wine and spirits at state run liquor stores only. 6/12 packs at bars and select grocery stores.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
That cures genital herpes as well. It’ll be like killing two birds with one stone for you this evening.
i hope it erases the memory of you giving them to me after i gave them to your wife!
/did i do that right?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Only one place in Dallas sells pappy. The one I always fail the waiting list. I have to try that stuff.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Tobbacco?! Hookers??!!?! In the same store??! WHERE!!?!?
At the local Smoke n’ Poke, of course
November 12th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
/did i do that right?
You absolutely did that wrong.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Smoke n’ Poke
Awesome. Just…awesome.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
speaking of bourbon and the steelers sucking, I’ve been enjoying the four roses small batch quite a bit recently. its really solid for $30.
also, the steelers are fucking garbage. i hate them
November 12th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Should’ve hedged my teaser. Dammit!
November 12th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
MP 3, I’ve only ever tried the 12 year Lot B. It’s pretty awesome. I have never been able to get my hands on the 15, 20, or 23 year.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
i hope it erases the memory of you giving them to me after i gave them to your wife!
/did i do that right?
No. You gave them to my wife and she gave them to me via you. Well, technically you gave them to me.
/TBLAD going down the toilet now.
//Hope Solo is marrying Jeramy Stevens.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
I’ve been looking at that. How does it compare to jeffersons or woodford?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
So she like getting roofied and raped?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Just finished some 4 roses. It was pretty good. Made a great old fashioned.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
So she like getting roofied and ass raped?
Fixed for accuracy
November 12th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
So she like getting roofied and raped? Smallie
New post up top. Apparently she does’t even need the date rape drug.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
I prefer manhattans. much easier to make at home.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever had jefferson. I think Woodford is too sweet, and I like a little sweetness. My go to has been buffalo trace for a while, but I think I prefer the four roses. they’re pretty similar, though, to be honest.
I started drinking more scotches like 2 years ago, but single malt prices are going crazy, and it just isn’t worth it at this point. i would usually buy balvenie double wood, but around me its risen from around $50 a bottle to $60 in the last 6 months.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
I can whip up an old fashioned pretty quick. Good bourbon and luxardo cherries is key.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
risen from around $50 a bottle to $60 in the last 6 months.
What’s with the jump?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Sir, double wood is my absolute favorite. Can get it here for 40 bucks.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Go to specs.com or total wine.com
November 12th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
I can whip up an old fashioned pretty quick. Good bourbon and luxardo cherries is key.
i can’t. i’ve spent a lot of time and drank a lot of pretty meh old fashioneds, but I can’t seem to get it right. they aren’t terrible, but I wouldn’t order a second at a bar.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
You’d probably like Jeffersons. Of Woodford and Jeffersons I go with Jeffersons because it’s not quite as sweet. I started out drinking scotch and moved to bourbon. I usually have a bottle of Eagle Rare or Bulleit on hand. For the money, Eagle rare is fantastic. I make my manhattans with rye, usually Bulleit or Jim Beam, although I have a bottle of Wild Turkey Rye right now that isn’t bad.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
What’s with the jump?
the guy at my liquor store says they’re just getting more popular. if I can get a good bourbon or a good irish (i really like the john l. sullivan) for half the price, I’ll be buying a lot less scotch.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
the guy at my liquor store says they’re just getting more popular.
I didn’t know if it had something to do with the crops used to make them.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
How do you make your old fashioneds?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
nice, i’ll try jefferson.
there are 2 good liquor stores near my place. one is super clean and the guy who owns it is really knowledgeable about whiskeys, so that is my place if I want to try something different. the other is dirty and looks like hell, but a few bucks cheaper per bottle.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
its risen from around $50 a bottle to $60 in the last 6 months.
i can’t even smoke like that, you can go on and keep that
i’ll holla at ya
don’t holla at me no mo
November 12th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
are you drunk vez?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Deep breaths. Ben is fine, Ben is fine, Ben is fine. Deep breaths.
/pours a glass of Jefferson’s
November 12th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
are you drunk vez?
Dude I was wondering the same thing.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Christ Daboll could you call a more pussified game plan?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
does any “good” team play down to their competition like this year’s steeler team? they’re struggling against a 1 win team, and have losses to the titans and raiders.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
smallie, nah. just started. that’s just a snippet of outkast from aquemini
anyway, you guys ready for a ghost story? who caught my story from last week, about the crazy coincidence i was a part of?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Sugar at the bottom of the glass, 9 splashes of bitters, a spoonful of luxardo cherry juice, two cherries, bourbon, crushed ice, stir it up. Put the orange rind if you want, irearely do.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
I go Manhattans but too much sweet vermouth kills it for me. Hard to order whiskey or scotch at a restaurant, quite a few times I’ve ordered a round of whiskey shots only to pour them into one glass for myself.
/strict pour rules here
November 12th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
who caught my story from last week, about the crazy coincidence i was a part of?
I caught it, but didn’t get both feet in bounds.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Sugar at the bottom of the glass, 9 splashes of bitters, a spoonful of luxardo cherry juice, two cherries, bourbon, crushed ice, stir it up. Put the orange rind if you want, irearely do.
mine’s almost the same but i’m a little more efficient:
i get 1 glass and put 3 or 4 or 5 ice cubes in it. i like the full cubes, not chips, would really like to have a full iceberg i could chip irregular shaped off of, but here i am with an ice cube maker from the fridge. anyway, then, i pour some bourbon over the ice
then i drink it
November 12th, 2012 at 10:50 PM
leftwich!?
November 12th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Soused, I took my manattan recipe from you a while back. 3 oz Rye or Bourbon, a small splash of sweet vemouth, a healthy dose of bitters. served up in a chilled glass.
I’ve sent many a manhattan back at restaurants when they put too much vermouth in them.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
vez, I like your old fashioed recipe. simple, to the point.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
I’ve sent many a manhattan back at restaurants when they put too much vermouth in them.
/Does THIS taste like a small splash to you?!
///Throws drink in young waitress’ face
November 12th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
OK I’m done with the bolds tonight. They don’t like me, I don’t like them.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
anyway, you guys ready for a ghost story? who caught my story from last week, about the crazy coincidence i was a part of?
Missed it. Start from the beginning. Or link and then continue.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
compelling, rich
November 12th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
that wasn’t a head shot. stupid crappy call.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Missed it. Start from the beginning.
Lady at the store needed something one a new car seat cut, and she didn’t know how to use the pocket knife her husband left in the car for her. Asked him for help, and the pocket knife had his initials on it.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Meth, it’s more like:
Excuse me young lady, can you ask the bartender to learn how to make the oldest fucking cocktail in the book? If he or she isn’t sure how to do so, I’ll pour my own or walk them through it step by step.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
Missed it. Start from the beginning. Or link and then continue.
backstory: FIL dies two weekends ago, we are in chaos around here preparing for the wake/funeral this past weekend. he was a camping enthusiast, and a great woodworker
meat of the story: leaving a target middle of last week with the twins and a lady stops me and asks for help. older lady, trying to get those evil plastic ties off a package, and she wasn;t secure using the silver pocketknife multi tool her husband keep in the car.
she hands it to me and i look and see my three initials on it, JAB. wow
the FIL had given me as a gift a silver multi tool pocketknife with my three initials engraved
at the visitation, my SIL spoke of waiting for her old man to ‘visit’ her anytime now because the family has stories of such visits after a member dies
think i got mine?
November 12th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Yes, your FIL came back as a worthless old cunt who is afraid of knives. Congrats!
November 12th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
awesome, steelers fg pretty much blows the 14-pt spread
November 12th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Yes, your FIL came back as a worthless old cunt who is afraid of knives. Congrats!
LOL
November 12th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
I’m going to be on vacation by the time Vez finishes this story.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
think i got mine? JAB
Cool.
I have a couple stories of my dad when he was in hospice care at my parents house and one after he passed. Sometimes I think I embellish the stories even though I know they are true (I was there) but then I read something like that and know weird stuff happens.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Yes, your FIL came back as a worthless old cunt who is afraid of knives. Congrats!
Rod is Soused?
November 12th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
dude, i was done at 11
November 12th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
dude, i was done at 11
Didn’t realize that. That was the worst fucking story I’ve ever heard on here.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
i love ghost stories/pics
i know ufo pictures get explained but there are plenty of ghost pics that are hard to. i used to waste a shitload of time looking at different ghost pic sites, trying to find new ones. there’s a alot of overlap
November 12th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
top it meth. cannot include you eating deer liver right after a kill to get the spirit
November 12th, 2012 at 11:20 PM
You already told that story. I thought you said you had a ghost story to add on top. I didn’t know you were just going to repeat.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Or was the initials being on her knife qualify as your “ghastly” encounter.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Yes, your FIL came back as a worthless old cunt who is afraid of knives. Congrats!
That’s on me. I asked him to repeat it. I missed it the first time.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
yep…he gave me a knife similar, with my initials engraved on it. she had one, and the same initials. if you can;t see the obvious hand from beyond, i don;t know what to tell you
/weegee’d
November 12th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Chiefs gonna jump offsides
November 12th, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Vez, I like your story, but you have to realize, all these other worthless fucks here aren’t interested unless the old broad put the knife to your throat, kidnapped you to her sex barn, then made you “ride her ATV” all night while her psycho boyfriend watched drunkenly and threatened your life.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:32 PM
even KC’s receivers hate Matt Cassel.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
The other day I saw an ad for pumpkin-pie-flavored vodka. I want that for Thanksgiving.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
i gained 5 pounds in the past week. 1) all the food people brought us as if my wife were pregnant, s lesson is pregnant = grieving
2) mcd’s has the buy one big mac get one free deal and i have eaten six since last week, including 4 in less than an hour
November 12th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
Jebus Cristo, if this game goes into OT, someone needs to launch a rocket attack on NFL headquarters.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
that was kind of a lousy offensive PI call, though. as Romeo Crennel looks on in glazed indifference.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
These refs are absolutely sticking it to KC tonight. Unreal.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
Vez, I asked about that Big Mac deal at McD the other day and got a vacant stare. I had to pay for BOTH Big Macs. You lying SOB.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
Vez, I like your story, but you have to realize, all these other worthless fucks here aren’t interested unless the old broad put the knife to your throat, kidnapped you to her sex barn, then made you “ride her ATV” all night while her psycho boyfriend watched drunkenly and threatened your life.
they like I spit on your grave, not Nosferatu
November 12th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
there has got to be a more efficient way to kill yourself.
also, Succop has to miss this. the only way for this game to end.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
At this pint I expect the kick to go down te middle and the refs to call it no good.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
God these officials. Incredible that Pittsburgh struggled like this at home.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:38 PM
Also, outside of me and Vez, don’t think anyone here knows who Weegee was.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:38 PM
Vez, I asked about that Big Mac deal at McD the other day and got a vacant stare. I had to pay for BOTH Big Macs. You lying SOB.
did you offer food stamps?
November 12th, 2012 at 11:38 PM
Succop makes a chip shot earlier and he’s kicking for the win right now.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:39 PM
That movie was way overrated, didn’t have half the laughs that Irreversible did.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:39 PM
I like how the explanation for overtime is now a Shakespearean soliloquy.
/still better than college OT
November 12th, 2012 at 11:40 PM
oh my, mcdonald’s attempts to pander to minorities is awkwardly awkward, well for a scottish restaurant anyway
November 12th, 2012 at 11:41 PM
Steelers loss here would be beyond glorious. However, right more yards from Charles and I lose my fantasy game and probably my season. So conflicted.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:43 PM
Oh wow, what a Chiefs way to lose this game.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:43 PM
That movie was way overrated, didn’t have half the laughs that Irreversible did.
wacky anal rape! thrill to arms broken, cheer for heads pulped!
/cheer for monica bellucci naked
November 12th, 2012 at 11:44 PM
Fuck yeah, great play Timmons. Nice throw Cassel.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:47 PM
By the way, based on the photo at top, someone needs to get Pioli a suit that fits so he’ll look nice for his upcoming series of job interviews.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:53 PM
ugh. horrible gambling weekend after a nice two week run. jinxed it by telling wife i was doing well
November 13th, 2012 at 12:01 AM
Charles gets 100 and thus puts my opponent ahead, but the Cassel pick gave my defense two points. Winnah.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:03 AM
night y’all