Comments on: Auburn Santa and Mrs. Claus Provide Perfect Image to Encapsulate 2012 Season

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:25:52 +0000

It’s an awesome night when your daughter hits a deer with the car and you have to drive the car home for her.

With no power steering.

After 2 double martinis.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:24:11 +0000

I know what a fucking dutch oven is, good gawd.

/For the love of god’d

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:21:54 +0000

The Dutch Oven

I just meant when you fart under the blanket and then use that blanket to trap you and your significant other under there, with all that warm goodness to share.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:18:29 +0000

The Dutch Oven

Technically an Austrian oven

/Kris Kringle’d

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:06:34 +0000

… and suddenly, the once chilly section GG of Jordan Hare stadium gets a rush of warm air.

The Dutch Oven. Always baking brownies, but nobody dares take a bite.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:04:50 +0000

… and suddenly, the once chilly section GG of Jordan Hare stadium gets a rush of warm air.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:54:50 +0000

Here’s your hunk of black coal!

Boom! Meth, I’m in tears laughing here.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:52:55 +0000

Looks like Santa just punched an air biscuit. The Mrs. isn’t too impressed.

I like your analysis much better, SROD. You’ve been bad Auburn fans. Here’s your hunk of black coal!

/Santa rips serious ass

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:47:44 +0000

Looks like Santa just punched an air biscuit. The Mrs. isn’t too impressed.

Dude in front of St. Nick just noticed. His girl has that “you gonna do something about that, right?” look. He’s then thinkin’ “but honey, it’s Santa”.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:40:58 +0000

After examining this picture a little more closely, Mrs. Claus looks as though she has just heard something unspeakable out of the mouth of one of the dynamic duo in front of them. Santa hangs his head in disbelief, unable to believe that he really just heard what he really just heard. As for the duo, they both look like they want to cry. So who said what and what was said to who has yet to be determined. Stay tuned for more non-news at 11.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:23:55 +0000

Just giving you shit, man. I’m not one to talk.

By: Ty Duffy

Ty Duffy — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:22:21 +0000

Sorry. Typo. Hour 14 and counting.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:21:02 +0000

Even Santa can bring any cheer to this comprehensive disaster.

Doesn’t look like he’s bringing much cheer. He doesn’t look like he’s got much cheer to give.

Oh? You meant can’t? Oooooooooh.