They. Cannot. Touch. Her.

She’s kind of a big deal. Remember, i went to JMU with her? I’ve only mentioned it a dozen times. Pretty much my claim to fame. We had a movie class together. Smart, nice girl.

I doubt she remembers me.

Dude, you were in college for decades. What are the odds that anyone that went to JMU from 1995-2008 didn’t have a class with you?

/I kid. 5 year plan FTW.

Lindsay Czarniak will be moving to that 6:00pm spot.

Putting part of the problem in as part of the solution never leads to good results.

Part of the appeal of SportsCenter was it was run like the Daily Show before there was the Daily Show…Sort of a pack of goofballs in Bristol who couldn’t do their show until 2am and you questioned whether they’d had a few pops while waiting for the 17 inning Dodger home game to end. These days it’s like they feel as though they have some sort of ‘image’ to protect so the show has all the personality of the Evening News with Diane Sawyer. I just have no interest in watching something like that.

I’ve never heard of her either. Maybe b/c ESPN is banned in my presence unless it’s a live sporting event.

/keeps thumb on family

And then the lead post on TBL tomorrow is “Sportscenter’s top story last night was something we broke here.”

Do you know how many untold babies from countless mothers a legitimate NFL-star version of Willis McGahee could have fathered?

I would pay $1000 a year for a sports PBS.

Volunteers are standing by to take your phone call. Your pledge is what keeps this station the best in public television.

How here’s another hour of 80-year-old dudes in tuxes and toupees singing their one hit from the ’50s/’60s!

BRING BACK DANA JACOBSEN!

I think she left on her own, not sure why

I picture her currently as the mysterious girlfriend soused is always referring to.

Lindsay Czarniak

First I’ve seen of her. see got any bikini pics?

BRING BACK DANA JACOBSEN!

I think she left on her own, not sure why. wouldn’t mind her coming back.

Sportscenter is no longer the place where viewers must go for sports updates.

I look forward to living in a post-SportsCenter world.

BRING BACK DANA JACOBSEN!

I always thought she had potential. I like girls with meat on their bones.

Will Allen with a sweet tackle.

Tremendous tackle.

The last time I watched Sportscenter on purpose was not long after Ohio State intentionally maimed Willis McGahee.

Will Allen with a sweet tackle.

/Sucked for Willis
//Butt still hurts, eh Stark?

Yep. If they would just make the internet shittier people would go back to watching their shows

We must slit the throat of the first born for anyone who earnestly proposes usage based billing, can we all agree to that?

I would pay $1000 a year for a sports PBS.

Volunteers are standing by to take your phone call. Your pledge is what keeps this station the best in public television.

Yep. If they would just make the internet shittier people would go back to watching their shows