USC and Lane Kiffin Are the Latest Notch On Sports Illustrated’s Shillelagh
Sports Illustrated dropped the hammer on Lane Kiffin this week. Pete Thamel pointed to Lane Kiffin’s black Mercedes, lined up a smattering of colleagues and NFL executives to slam him (anonymously, of course) and sprinkled in damning words such as “discipline” and “maturity.” This sweeping disparagement was not surprising. It’s another notch on a well-worn shillelagh for SI. Just in the past couple of years…
George Dohrmann appointed himself custodian of “The UCLA Way,” blaming the team’s mediocre play on Ben Howland’s inability to manage partying off-the-court problems. We all know an asceticism is key to basketball success. Florida’s 2006/07 teams lived like veritable monks. Former UCLA player Reeves Nelson had his defamation lawsuit against SI thrown out recently.
Dohrmann also wrote the infamous Ohio State piece, where we found out Ohio State players exchanged foods belonging to them for services and smoked the marijuana. We also rehashed some Jim Tressel Youngstown State stories and found out that (gasp!) the villain might have rigged a summer camp raffle as an Ohio State assistant in the mid-1980s. The NCAA could not substantiate the findings before levying sanctions.
We’ve also had the puritanical take on the Honey Badger, which sadly came shortly before his marijuana arrest. Mathieu had to hire a law firm to fend off the interview requests. Then there was the sweeping assessment that college football had an epidemic of criminal activity, albeit one that at worst met the national average.
Sports Illustrated is throwing punches, or wants to be perceived to be doing so. We’d be remiss not to point out these bold shots were all taken when the mighty were on their way down, with facts fashioned to fit a preconceived premise.
As for Kiffin, he’s not a likeable coach by any stretch. Creaming him for not meeting preseason expectations, though, seems a tad unfair. Many saw the Trojans competing for a national title. Many overrated the skill position impact and disregarded the loss of Matt Kalil and turnover on the defensive line.
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November 9th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Sports Illustrated is Irish?
November 9th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
shillelagh
“Walking stick” was too many letters?
November 9th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
No matter what happens this year, Lane Kiffin isn’t going anywhere until the sanctions are over. I think any hit pieces on Lane Kiffin are acts of laziness, akin to Jay Leno making Bill Clinton BJ jokes a decade after the Monica Lewinsky scandal. There’s nothing in the SI piece that wasn’t known by absolutely every single person in the college football world.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Does USC not have the number one recruiting class in the country for next year still?
November 9th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Pete Thamel is the biggest hack in all of sports journalism right now. And an asshole, apparently.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
They have the highest star/rating average.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
jesus
November 9th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
This seems to be happening a lot lately. You should finish writing the posts before posting them.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Class ratings don’t mean shit, especially when you have no depth.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
This seems to be happening a lot lately. You should finish writing the posts before posting them.
Yeah … you won’t get any offers to work at SI and you’ll be stuck at ESPN.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Alec Hugh Schtittties
I laughed. Still not as good as “Please Stop the Bus and Let My Brother Jack Off.”
November 9th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
“Please Stop the Bus and Let My Brother Jack Off.”
Definitely the king.
Old, but good: I sign all wedding registries ….
Hugh G Rection
November 9th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Yeah. I didn’t mean duff-man in particular, there were two such instances in a Lisk post earlier this week/last week.
November 9th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
we found out Ohio State players exchanged foods belonging to them for services
We did?