It’s embarrassing that so much was made of what was essentially the same type of sex I got on the night of my junior prom.

You were smoking cigars during your Junior prom?

Q: Okay. And how did that encounter end?

A: I said I needed to pack and he said, “Well, why don’t you bring me some pizza?” So I asked him if he wanted vegetable or meat.

Q: Okay. And, actually, where did the kissing occur that time?

A: It was — I think it was in the bathroom or it was right outside the bathroom, in the hallway adjacent to the bathroom.

Q: Okay. So did you go back and get him some pizza?

A: Yes, I did.

It’s embarrassing that so much was made of what was essentially the same type of sex I got on the night of my junior prom.

If you were getinng that before junior prom, more power to you.

/Prefers syrup

I thought the idea was that you never see the girl again?

The heart wants what it wants.

That would go against the law of sparty justice, wouldn’t it? I thought the idea was that you never see the girl again?

It’s embarrassing that so much was made of what was essentially the same type of sex I got on the night of my junior prom. The only one that should have been upset with that whole mess was Mrs. Clinton.

And Lewinsky’s been shopping another book on this. Really.

“Sparty Justice”.

I think he added me on Facebook today. Is his spouse the one he did that to?

I can. Spence was unaware of this, as he was asleep and what some might refer to as an “unwilling participant”. Really, it was just Roman and Clown doing what Roman and Clown are wont to do. Irregardless, what happens at MLJ Mehkqsiqko stays at MLJ Mekxsico.

I actually heard a little about this…details were sketchy…but I heard that both Roman and Clown high-fived on their way out the door as they said “Sparty Justice”.

Really, it was just Roman and Clown doing what Roman and Clown are wont to do

Rape and ruin our society’s racial purity, respectively?

Yeah. Read most of that when I was bored one day. Clinton had phone sex with her on the morning he flew down to Atlanta to open up the Olympic Games. Legend.

Did Monica Lewinsky ever get hitched? That’s gotta be weird for the husband when “where’s the most exciting place you’ve ever had sex?” convo comes up.

That and every time Bill Clinton gives a speech on national TV. Lotta awkward silence, I’d imagine.

Have you seen the grand jury report about just exactly what went on? It’s marevelous.

Spence, care to shed some light on this?

I can. Spence was unaware of this, as he was asleep and what some might refer to as an “unwilling participant”. Really, it was just Roman and Clown doing what Roman and Clown are wont to do. Irregardless, what happens at MLJ Mehkqsiqko stays at MLJ Mekxsico.

Did Monica Lewinsky ever get hitched? That’s gotta be weird for the husband when “where’s the most exciting place you’ve ever had sex?” convo comes up.

That and every time Bill Clinton gives a speech on national TV. Lotta awkward silence, I’d imagine.

Did she have actual intercourse with Clinton? I thought she didn’t give up the holiest of holies to Bubba….

It’s embarrassing that so much was made of what was essentially the same type of sex I got on the night of my junior prom. The only one that should have been upset with that whole mess was Mrs. Clinton.

But see he can’t because he’s got a giant boner in his pants because of the guy peeing 20 feet away. God, I have to explain everything to you, Spencer

I now understand your first joke…it was a thinker.

But see he can’t because he’s got a giant boner in his pants because of the guy peeing 20 feet away. God, I have to explain everything to you, Spencer

It’s got to be pretty awkward if one guy finishes a few minutes ahead.

Spence, care to shed some light on this?