Rambo-Themed CFL Commercial From the 1986 is Fairly Amazing [Video]
This is an television ad for a 1986 CFL game between the Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Ottawa Rough Riders. Wait. There was a period of about 70 years when the CFL had two teams called the Roughriders and the Rough Riders? I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again – that is delightfully Canadian!
Anyway, this ad features Nick Hebeler, Rick Goltz and Al Johns of the ’86 Roughriders squad. They are apparently trying out for the “new Rambo movie.” Each time I listen to these guys speak, I think I’m listening to a new Trailer Park Boys movie where they actually try out for a new Rambo movie. Since this is 1986 I’m not sure if they were pointlessly trying to get in Rambo: First Blood Part II (released in 1985) or looking way down the line at a possible part in Rambo III (1988). Since this is Canada, Rambo II probably wasn’t scheduled for a territorial release until 1987.
[h/t Reddit]
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November 8th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
rambo rankings:
1. first blood
2. eraser
3. rambo
4. first blood part II
5. rambo III
/EIC’d
November 8th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Get 4 downs you cunts.
November 8th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
1st down run for no gain, punt team ready.
/Thought Noel Devine would have a big year but has been hurt
November 8th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Eraser is woefully underrated.
Also, who knew there was a CFL in 1986?
November 8th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Warren Fucking Moon.
November 8th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
i respectfully disagree, sir…eraser was a horrible movie. for fuck’s sake he tells an alligator “you’re luggage” before shooting it. HOW DID AN AUSTRIAN GET TOP LEVEL SECURITY CLEARANCE?!?!
November 8th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
It was an ESPN staple when ESPN was in it’s infancy.
November 8th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
NHL Amnesty possibilities.
Doesn’t really help out my team and it bails out a lot of teams. I’m against it.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
I know it’s easy for Flyers fans to want to ditch Bryz, but who would take his place?
November 8th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
What can Bobby Lou do for you?
November 8th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I feel like they underutilized that green screen.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
I’m pretty sure “Bryzgalov” is Russian for “Luongo”.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Eraser is woefully underrated.
david lynch’s finest
/oops, head
November 8th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I have a quandary, you guys. Do I deep fry two 10 LB turkeys with different flavors or one 20 pound turkey with one flavor for Thanksgiving
November 8th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Not sure why the Blackhawks would buy out Oduya since they just signed him to that contract at the end of the season.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Eraser was great. Little dated with the special effects, but still great.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
two smaller ones.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
I actually enjoyed part 3, especially the ending.
In part 2′s favor is the best line in action movie history: “Sir, do we get to win this time?”
November 8th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
That seems to be a popular choice…
November 8th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
OH GOD I’M SO ERECT
November 8th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
phenomenal…also, those rambos were in no particular order, just wanted to make an eraser joke. my fav is the newest one…just unabashed gore.
not in 13 assassins category tho.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
do you gotta deepfry em both? you could smoke one of them.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Going to hazard a guess and say Canadians
November 8th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Yeah I figured. The Rambo 1-3 set from Walmart for ten bucks is a great buy.
Also yeah on the new one. When he creeps up on the guy behind the machine gun, so great.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Awesome film.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
I wouldn’t fry a 20lb bird. Too much oil displacement and longer cooking time could be bad.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
this exchange is just phenomenal…cliche, awkward, poor dialogue…just perfect.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
you know what’s gory? american horror story
dropped in on it last night bc the wife watches it. quality ax murdering and the worst use of chloe sevigny i’ve ever seen
she’s uglyhot
November 8th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
How do you fry a turkey with different flavors?
November 8th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Injection
November 8th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
i guess that scene doesn’t have much to do with gore…i liked the boat scene where rambo takes out six guys with a pistol and then finishes the last guy off with like 5 headshots. piece of art.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
This year Imma deep fry em…who knows, before Christmas I might go buy a smoker and really fuck shit up.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
God that sounds awesome. Hope I can try a fried turkey before I die
November 8th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
yup, tasty as fuck too.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
There should be a Lingerie Football League team called the Roughriders. Or the Muffriders. Either is acceptable.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
worst use of chloe sevigny i’ve ever seen
she’s uglyhot
QUITE NSFW
November 8th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
You can get a small indoor turkey deep fryer at wal-mart right now for $99..You may only use it twice a year, but man, fried turkey is legit..and you can deep fry other things in it…
November 8th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Fried turkey is the balls at Thanksgiving. My family has gotten into having one fried and one done traditionally oven-baked. The fried one is always more popular.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Bojangles premade fried turkeys are fucking awesome and I don’t care what anyone says. So cajuny, so salty.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
worst use of chloe sevigny i’ve ever seen
she’s uglyhot
QUITE NSFW
She always looked like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she does a great job of confirming that there.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Frying is also a lot quicker than baking for turkeys.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Only a hundred dollars AND I get to burn my house down? WHAT A DEAL!
November 8th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
or use the burner for stir fries, fish fries, beer brewing, canning. Possibilities are endless.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
You get a whole turkey, or just turkey pieces? It’s been awhile since I’ve been around a Bojangles.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Eraser is the worst.
You’re luggage. The worst Ah-nuld line ever.
Predator, Total Recall, Running Man top 3.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
when you get one of those turkey pieces with some crispy skin and a lil fat on there…whoo boy…that’s flavor coutnry.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
I ate Bojangles when I was at Bragg, I shit for like 24 hours..sometimes simultaneously shit and threw up…good times.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
sub zero, now plain zero.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Also, save the oil after the turkey is fried and use it time and again. The spices are captured in the grease and … yum.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
From now on, you’re getting called Guy at every possible opportunity
November 8th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
You burn down your house with one of those and you might be legally ruhtarded.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
No love for any of the Terminators?
November 8th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
But the man isn’t wrong.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
dont care…actually, yea, kinda do…id prefer to be called paula deen.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
predator (obvs), commando and pumping iron.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Whole turkey. They only sell them around the holidays.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
My brother used to run the deli/kitchen at a Winn-Dixie, and his job at Thanksgiving and Christmas was to cook as many turkeys as possible to sell to anyone who didn’t want to cook their.
He has hated turkey with a passion ever since.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Sorely underappreciated. Arnold plays the fiddle, and Sally Field shows off her fine mid-’70s sit-upon.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Bojangles premade fried turkeys are fucking awesome
Jason Whitlock’s ears just perked up.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
No, Guy is absolutely correct.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Oh god Winn-Dixie was awful.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Wait, that was Stay Hungry.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Delicious.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Tough calls here…
Commando
Predator
Jingle All the Way
November 8th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
dont care…actually, yea, kinda do…id prefer to be called paula deen.
I’ll be sure to throw a turkey directly at your face while you aren’t looking.
/or was it a ham?
November 8th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
That movie certainly was.
But when I was growing up, you could not evade the Winn-Dixie, they spread like weeds across South Louisiana.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Jingle All the Way
RIP Phil Hartman.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
*ctrl f: True Lies*
YOU’RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS
November 8th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Mmmm … rum ham.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
*ctrl f: True Lies*
Tom Arnold. Legend.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
she’s uglyhot
QUITE NSFW
less dong, more bewbs
November 8th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Yeah True Lies was the shit…The last moment where JLC was even remotely fuckable…
November 8th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
It’s terrible.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
She’s got a dick, bro.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
His hiding behind a skinny fucking light pole and not getting shot, whether intentional or not, was great…
November 8th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
She’s got a dick, bro.
Might want to tell that to Christopher Guest.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
His hiding behind a skinny fucking light pole and not getting shot, whether intentional or not, was great…
Everything about his character is pure win.
“Same thing happened to me with wife number two, ‘member? I have no idea nothing’s going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?”
November 8th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
True Lies
one, tooh, three, foh, i declare a thumb war.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Best part tho is when Arnold tells the creepy doctor/interrogator guy how he was gonna kill him and the fave D/I guy makes when he gets his neck snapped.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
face*
November 8th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
“What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?”
November 8th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
true lies was awesome, agreed.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Light five charcoal briqueetes and put them in a keetle grill. Add a hunk of hickory and your turkey. Let it smoke while you get the deep ryer set up and going. Then add the smoked turkey to the fryer. Smo-fried turkey is where it’s at. Works for chicken wings, too.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Friggin love True Lies. Arnold on a horse taking an elevator always kills me.