Roundup: LeBron Voted Obama, White People Mourn Romney

All, College Football, NBA, NFL, Politics, Roundup, Television, Video Stephen Douglas November 8th. 2012, 8:04am

Alessandra Ambrosio … how did the political pundits do versus actual results … dead man beats incumbent … Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Erin Heatherton … the data crunchers who helped Obama win … woman busted in Starbucks for masturbating while high on crack … stream new Green Day … Paul Ryan’s wife did not take the loss well publicly … herd of drunken elephants go on drunken rampage … Bob Odenkirk is open to a Saul Goodman BrBa spinoff …. White people mourning Romney … a review of Lincoln …

LeBron James voted for Obama. Again. Typical LeBron. [SLAM]

Classy move by Bill Snyder at his last press conference. [GoPowercat]

The Yankees will avoid the top 2 free agents this year. [New York Post]

A viewer’s guide to the upcoming college basketball season. [SI]

Finally, Mike Florio steps up to be the voice of reason and tell… Charles Tillman he should skip the birth of his kid? Never mind. [CBS Chicago]

Peyton Manning will be opening 21 new Papa John’s locations in the Denver area. And weed was just legalized in Colorado. The jokes just write themselves because that is a lot of shitty pizza in one city. [NFL]

The ShamWow guy wrote and directed a movie featuring Lindsay Lohan and it has a distributor. [FilmDrunk]

Anderson Silva will be in a Steven Seagal movie. [Fighters Only]

Behind the scenes during UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer’s FHM photoshoot.

Euro League dunk by Bobby Brown. I’m pretty sure this is the singer.

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386 Responses to “Roundup: LeBron Voted Obama, White People Mourn Romney”

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The Stigs American Cousin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:07 AM
Alessandra Ambrosio
W…T…F?
Her head is bigger than her torso, and it looks like none of her joints work correctly.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:14 AM
stream new Green Day
No.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Bob Odenkirk is open to a Saul Goodman BrBa spinoff
Of course he does. Character actors don’t get many chances at stable work. I for one would like his spinoff to be he travels back in time to 1920 whatever and he goes in business with Richard Harrow.
I think those two could play off each other well for some great comedy.
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reggie_dunlap Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Who’s the chicken in the roundup pic?
Peyton Manning will be opening 21 new Papa John’s locations in the Denver area. And weed was just legalized in Colorado. The jokes just write themselves because that is a lot of shitty pizza in one city.
Terrible ingredients, shitty pizza, Pappa Johns. I usually order pizza from local places instead of chains. Chain pizzas are the worst Jerry, the worst.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Crm likes ugly women
/small sample size
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FredSanford Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Papa John’s give me indigestion just by watching their commercial.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Im browner than bobby so wont you be my tenderoni
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heldover Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
That Brittany Palmer video… LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the calf-high socks.
And CRM, fuck all the haters, Alessandra Ambrosio is a smokeshow.
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Sean Jean Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
Ambrosio always looks like a Real Doll to me.
As for that Brittney Palmer, well helllooooooo.
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FredSanford Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
Can we get a roundup girl with some curves? And not the chubby ginger.
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Sean Jean Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Of course he does. Character actors don’t get many chances at stable work.
Except he’s not really a character actor at all and is a pretty seriously successful comedian and writer, but cool.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Her head is bigger than her torso, and it looks like none of her joints work correctly.
She’s built like a 1960′s GI Joe doll.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Euro League dunk by Bobby Brown.
Dance, ya know it!
I treat ya high post, but ya play me close
If I brought a drink up, you won’t even toast
herd of drunken elephants go on drunken rampage
‘They were like any other drunk – aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.’
Roll, Tide!
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Except he’s not really a character actor at all and is a pretty seriously successful comedian and writer, but cool.
And acting is probably a lot easier, less time consuming and better pay.
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packattack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Peyton Manning will be opening 21 new Papa John’s locations in the Denver area.
How big is Denver?
Do you really need 21 Papa John’s in that town?
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Sean Jean Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
And acting is probably a lot easier, less time consuming and better pay.
True.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Finally, Mike Florio steps up to be the voice of reason and tell… Charles Tillman he should skip the birth of his kid?
So Florio thinks Tillman, who has a daughter who had a heart transplant at less than a year old, should skip the birth of a child? Fuck you, Mike Florio.
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Do you really need 21 Papa John’s in that town?
they probably mean “and surrounding area” (lakewood, aurora, westminster, arvada, etc. etc.)
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
What’s freaky about repubs taking a Romney loss so badly like Ryan’s wife is that people like them on inside would be surprised especially with such a rout
I mean wouldnt the Pres and VP candidates would have special numbers they follow
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Saw The Last Picture Show last night, feel like I understand the totality of Texas now. Cybill Shepherd was unbelievably hot in the early 70′s.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Finally, Mike Florio steps up to be the voice of reason and tell… Charles Tillman he should skip the birth of his kid?
I will never take that man seriously after his whole campaign for the Steelers being better off having Dennis Dixon as the starter and dumping Ben during the whole bathroom fiasco. They went to the Super Bowl that year.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
What’s freaky about repubs taking a Romney loss so badly like Ryan’s wife is that people like them on inside would be surprised especially with such a rout
I mean wouldnt the Pres and VP candidates would have special numbers they follow
they only believe the numbers they want to believe, which is why i’m extremely skeptical they can understand and win the growing minority vote. We’ll probably see marco rubio out there paired with a VP who has archaic immigration policy and everyone in the GOP will say “see, we’ve changed, we understand you brown voters!”
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Career High Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:39 AM

So Florio thinks Tillman, who has a daughter who had a heart transplant at less than a year old, should skip the birth of a child? Fuck you, Mike Florio.
You should never miss the birth of your child. Having said that why in the heck can’t these football players plan their kids births during the 8 months they don’t play meaningful games?
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Anyone watch Survivor? SPOILER I loved Jeff Kent’s exit last night.. I was slightly rooting for him because I forgot what a dick he was, then in his closing comments he brags about how much money he made then complains that half of the Survivor winnings would be ‘taken by Obama’ anyway. Just a great guy.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Her head is bigger than her torso, and it looks like none of her joints work correctly.
She looks sickly. But, we can fix it. Come with me to Tennessee. Get some greens, corn bread, chitlins, etc. Once she gets some meat on her bones, she’ll be alright.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
I watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night for the first time. Terrific.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Anyone watch Survivor?
I do after Frasier and Will & Grace
/what year is this?
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Anyone watch Survivor?
that’s still on?
i had a roommate in college who went to a psychic and was told he would be on that show in 2005, so i helped him make his audition video. he didn’t get on, and gained a lot of weight. haven’t really talked to him since then, apparently it was a very sore subject for a long time.
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Career High Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:45 AM

She looks sickly. But, we can fix it. Come with me to Tennessee. Get some greens, corn bread, chitlins, etc. Once she gets some meat on her bones, she’ll be alright.
These models pop out kids and weeks later are back to how they looked pre-pregnancy. Not sure they can genetically put on weight.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Tillman’s cornerstone foundation is a strong one.
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
stream new Green Day
I would just assume go down on that crack head from the article than do this.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
I should have expected that reaction, I guess.
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cleet Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Erin Heatherton …
MFin legend.
Euro League dunk by Bobby Brown
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Terrible ingredients, shitty pizza, Pappa Johns.
This was discussed briefly a couple days ago, but 8 – 10 years ago it was actually not bad for a chain place. Then they changed something (somethings?) and it’s went to shit.
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RobJules Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
There should be a TV show dedicated to comparing DiCaprio’s and Jeter’s conquests. Both of them have ridiculous lists and do it right, never get nailed down, move on quickly to new smokeshow.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
I still watch Survivor but haven’t seen last night’s episode yet.
I thought about trying out for the show when I didn’t have a “real” job and was playing poker for a living, but I’m not very creative about things like audition tapes.
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vajayjay redick Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Terrible ingredients, shitty pizza, Pappa Johns. I usually order pizza from local places instead of chains. Chain pizzas are the worst Jerry, the worst.
In some cities they’re the best option.
/looking at you, Boston
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Wally's World Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Alessandra Ambrosio
Terrible picture of one of the hottest women on the planet.
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
i had a roommate in college who went to a psychic and was told he would be on that show in 2005, so i helped him make his audition video. he didn’t get on, and gained a lot of weight. haven’t really talked to him since then, apparently it was a very sore subject for a long time.
seems like a pretty stable guy
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
/looking at you, Boston
that’s just silly talk. if you have to get papa john’s here you are just doing pizza wrong.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Six hours of NHL talks ? Labor negotiating people: how do you talk about anything for six hours? Especially when the issues are the same.
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packattack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Papa John’s sucks and so does pizza hut but i DO enjoy the 10.00 deal. 1 medium pizza, breadsticks and cinnamon sticks
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
There should be a TV show dedicated to comparing DiCaprio’s and Jeter’s conquests. Both of them have ridiculous lists and do it right, never get nailed down, move on quickly to new smokeshow.
I want the British dude from those shitty VH1 Rich and famous shows to do the narrating.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night for the first time. Terrific.
I love that movie. So cheesy. The 80′s were my favorite hair!
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mmonast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night for the first time. Terrific.
Mrs. Drapers boobs all up in that movie
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Wally's World Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
There should be a TV show dedicated to comparing DiCaprio’s and Jeter’s conquests. Both of them have ridiculous lists and do it right, never get nailed down, move on quickly to new smokeshow.
Add John Mayer to that list too. He is a dog. And has his own impressive black book as well.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Euro League dunk by Bobby Brown
Possible traveling on Every Little Step he took to the dunk.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
In some cities they’re the best option.
/looking at you, Boston
There’s another Papa in that town that is a MUCH better option
/Papa Gino’s FTW
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Papa John’s sucks and so does pizza hut but i DO enjoy the 10.00 deal. 1 medium pizza, breadsticks and cinnamon sticks
I hate Pizza hut but I would stab a close relative fighting over a bread stick.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
There’s another Papa in that town that is a MUCH better option
/Papa Gino’s FTW
fuck yeah. i miss that place.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night for the first time. Terrific.
Mrs. Drapers boobs all up in that movie
Is that the chick in the bathtub? I don’t watch Mad men but that bathtub chick was one of the few things I remember from that movie.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
As far as national chain pizza goes, Pizza Hut isn’t bad. All still pale in comparison to Papa Murphy’s, though.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I hate Pizza hut but I would stab a close relative fighting over a bread stick.
If they haven’t changed them, Noble Roman’s bread sticks and cheese slay all.
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mmonast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Is that the chick in the bathtub? I don’t watch Mad men but that bathtub chick was one of the few things I remember from that movie.
thats her, Jessica Pare
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Alessandra Ambrosio and Papa Johns. Yes and Yes.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Both of them have ridiculous lists and do it right, never get nailed down, move on quickly to new smokeshow.
or, they have real committment issues that will lead to them being lonely old men. it’s a real thing
/married third fiance
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Alessandra Ambrosio and Papa Johns. Yes and Yes.
this is a new comedy you’re working on yes?
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Terrible picture of one of the hottest women on the planet.
i could be crazy but hottest women on the planet should not have bad angles, be affected by lighting, etc. simple, hot or not
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Papa John’s is terrible.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Add John Mayer to that list too. He is a dog. And has his own impressive black book as well.
don’t sleep on the mouseketeer now
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Papa John’s is terrible.
the owner’s face alone would keep me from eating it
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Leo’s working at the absolute pinnacle of the food chain. He’s the apex predator of the global pussy wilderness. John Mayer is accomplished but picking off flavor of the months who have significant self-esteem issues.
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
As far as national chain pizza goes, Pizza Hut isn’t bad. All still pale in comparison to Papa Murphy’s, though.
Papa Murphy’s isn’t bad, as long as you catch them on the right day. I’ve had it down here a couple times where you have to paper towel the top of it after you cook it there is so much grease. it’s priced pretty well though.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
What’s with “Stephen Douglas” sans the CRM? I bet the Mrs. said, “Now that we’re married, don’t you think it’s time to maybe grow the fuck up and act like an adult? Also, get a job! [door slams]“.
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squawkbox Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
The Yankees will avoid the top 2 free agents this year.
Good chance a lot of teams will … until their prices come down.
Josh Hamilton is def not worth that mint he’s asking.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
I don’t watch Mad men but that bathtub chick was one of the few things I remember from that movie.
her time on mad men revived that show. until she smiles. mrs. ed
but everything else about her is dynamite, no matter what she wears or doesn’t
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
John Mayer is accomplished but picking off flavor of the months who have significant self-esteem issues.
You say this like it is a bad thing.
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squawkbox Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Cybill Shepherd
While not the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, there’s a sexiness about her that just can’t be explained.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Erin Heatherton …
jesus christ man…he’s like the tiger woods in his prime of slaying poon.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Papa Murphy’s? Never heard of it.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
I would just assume go down on that crack head from the article than do this.
just because we’re such good friends, i want to spare you from ever doing this again in public
it’s ‘as soon’
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
While not the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, there’s a sexiness about her that just can’t be explained.
It’s cuz she comes across as such a bitch.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Papa John’s is terrible.
I currently have a love/hate relationship with Jet’s
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Anderson Silva will be in a Steven Seagal movie
seagal’s known for beating on his costars and stunt people…he better watch himself this time…
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
What’s with “Stephen Douglas” sans the CRM?
I noticed that also.
Cousin Ron, you OK, brotha? You know we struggle with change.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Leo’s working at the absolute pinnacle of the food chain. He’s the apex predator of the global pussy wilderness. John Mayer is accomplished but picking off flavor of the months who have significant self-esteem issues.
Yep. I don’t even think Jeter can compete at his level. Maybe Clooney.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
John Mayer is accomplished but picking off flavor of the months who have significant self-esteem issues.
I won a lifetime achievement Nobel Prize for this category.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night for the first time. Terrific.
Mrs. Drapers boobs all up in that movie
this movie has been on our computer for a year and i finally will watch it. the wife saw it and did not mention her appearance
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I’m assuming all the Papa John’s haters just thought Leo was arresting Matt Damon, taking him to jail and then living happily ever after with Vera. Idiots.
/Vera has a great ass in The Departed and Up in the Air.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Republican talk radio yesterday/today has been fascinating. Angry, racial radio.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
What’s with “Stephen Douglas” sans the CRM?
I noticed that also.
Cousin Ron, you OK, brotha? You know we struggle with change.
He’s a married man now. No time for childish things like a plume de nom.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I currently have a love/hate relationship with Jet’s
I used to love Jet’s when I still lived in Michigan. Wish they had them out here in Chicago.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
timberlake
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
im gonna stick up for papa johns here…that garlic butter sauce. i want to bathe in it.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Papa Murphy’s
I am assuming this is the black pizza chain.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
this movie has been on our computer for a year and i finally will watch it. the wife saw it and did not mention her appearance
It’s a funny movie. I highly recommend it.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
papa murphy’s is irish pizza…i.e. kraft slices and ketchup on stale bread.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
John Mayer is accomplished but picking off flavor of the months who have significant self-esteem issues.
I won a lifetime achievement Nobel Prize for this category.
Is that what you call child support?
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mmonast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
im gonna stick up for papa johns here…that garlic butter sauce. i want to bathe in it.
that kinda proves how shitty it is right? It needs that garlic butter sauce (which is great) to be edible
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
/Vera has a great ass in The Departed and Up in the Air.
Fuck that bitch for breaking George’s heart like that!
/I mean, yeah, she’s not bad.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
It’s a funny movie. I highly recommend it.
hot tub time machine? really?
i was quite underwhelmed, which is impressive considering the bar was awfully low to begin with.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Republican talk radio yesterday/today has been fascinating. Angry, racial radio.
Please tell me you’re not one of those people who listen to that, then think all Republicans think that way.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Papa Murphy’s? Never heard of it.
Take and bake. Bring it home to cook it
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
papa murphy’s is irish pizza…i.e. kraft slices and ketchup on stale bread.
delicious if drunk.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
timberlake
He got married. What an amateur.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Republican talk radio yesterday/today has been fascinating. Angry, racial radio.
Ha. Everyday man. I gave it 15 minutes on the drive home and the welfare-state rage was a 10/10. You could hear the announcer’s spit and rage hitting the mic.
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ImJustSayinIWasWrong Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
White people morn Romney loss
What’s interesting in the data is a lot of blue collar whites apparently stayed home. Probably accounted for the loss. Voted none of the above I guess. Also saw a stat that Romney won all over 30′s by 2%. Also won under 30 whites by 7%. If Republicans don’t find a way to make inroads with non-whites the path to election in the future will be tough. And the long knives are already out pointing fingers. Should be interesting.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
papa murphy’s is irish pizza…i.e. kraft slices and ketchup on stale bread.
At tOSU, I had a roommate who referred to that as Cleveland Ghetto Pizza. Disgusting watching him eat that, but not as bad as watching him eat margarine straight from the bucket like it was ice cream.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Take and bake. Bring it home to cook it
So, the same thing as Homemade Pizza Company
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I’ll stand up for Papa John’s.
/stiff arms the haters
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
just because we’re such good friends, i want to spare you from ever doing this again in public
it’s ‘as soon’
you say potato, I say tater.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
hot tub time machine? really?
i was quite underwhelmed, which is impressive considering the bar was awfully low to begin with.
Call me a sucker for bad comedy, I guess. I remember laughing quite a bit.
I might’ve been under the influence though.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Republican talk radio yesterday/today has been fascinating. Angry, racial radio.
Before the election, my FB feed was just veiled racism. Yesterday, the veil was removed. Yay, rural Ohio!
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I might’ve been under the influence though.
this was probably my problem as well…when a certain something doesnt really do much for you 10 minutes after you smoke, i tend to get bored and/or distracted.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Papa Murphy’s? Never heard of it.
Take and bake. Bring it home to cook it
I was surprised by Papa Murphys. Certainly for the price it is far superior than most delivery. Plus I like to throw fresh ingredients from the garden on Pizza so take and bake works well.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
but not as bad as watching him eat margarine straight from the bucket like it was ice cream.
I eat butter like that. Sadly, as a child I would eat Crisco like that too.
/That explains a lot about you Ray.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
At tOSU, I had a roommate who referred to that as Cleveland Ghetto Pizza. Disgusting watching him eat that, but not as bad as watching him eat margarine straight from the bucket like it was ice cream.
i think im going to vomit.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
but not as bad as watching him eat margarine straight from the bucket like it was ice cream.
*shudder*
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
that garlic butter sauce. i want to bathe in it.
I eat butter like that. Sadly, as a child I would eat Crisco like that too.
My comfortable retirement plan and extravagant lifestyle is getting easier and easier. Thank you, America!
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MP III Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
stream new Green Day
go straight to hell. i wouldnt suggest this to my worst enemy.
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Liquor Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
How big is Denver?
Do you really need 21 Papa John’s in that town?
Proposition 64 says yes.
Boston does indeed have the worst pizza, but its still better than The Papa.
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ImJustSayinIWasWrong Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Republican talk radio yesterday/today has been fascinating. Angry, racial radio.
I have listened to Rush for a long time. Yesterday felt like he was in denial.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
this was probably my problem as well…when a certain something doesnt really do much for you 10 minutes after you smoke, i tend to get bored and/or distracted.
Find a new dealer.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Please tell me you’re not one of those people who listen to that, then think all Republicans think that way.
I mean, if you listen to Rush or Savage, you DO think that way. Of course, not every Republican thinks this way. Just those who listen to conservative talk radio.
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Please tell me you’re not one of those people who listen to that, then think all Republicans think that way.
my gf’s brother took a picture of his 401k statement after yesterday’s stock market drop and played the “I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN” game. and he was 100% serious.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Margarine Eating Roommate dropped out his junior year. Dude tried to walk on at safety his freshman year and was in great shape. Had a hot girlfriend and she joined him in the eating and blew up, eventually marrying. Hadn’t seen him in 17 years and saw him working at an Apple store just a few weeks ago. 6’3″ and easily 320lbs.
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johndewar Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Republican talk radio yesterday/today has been fascinating. Angry, racial radio.
I know plenty of Republicans and they are nothing like anything on talk radio and I would hope you form your opinions off of something more substantive.
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ImJustSayinIWasWrong Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I mean, if you listen to Rush or Savage, you DO think that way. Of course, not every Republican thinks this way. Just those who listen to conservative talk radio.
This is called a hasty generalization.
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mmonast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
my gf’s brother took a picture of his 401k statement after yesterday’s stock market drop and played the “I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN” game
haha people on facebook were doing the same on my newsfeed…DURRRR MARKET DROPPED THANKS OBAMA!!!
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Oh jesus tap dancing christ. The election is over. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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TonyToniTone Has Done It Again Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Hot Tub Time Machine = hiliarity. I crack up every time at this.
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johndewar Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
im gonna stick up for papa johns here…that garlic butter sauce. i want to bathe in it.
Guilty. On the rare occasions I order Papa John’s, I don’t even think I want the pizza as much as that garlic butter sauce.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
my gf’s brother took a picture of his 401k statement after yesterday’s stock market drop and played the “I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN” game
why does he care about a single point in time when he probably won’t access that money for another 20-30 years? is he an idiot? he sounds like an idiot.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Maybe I’m just seeing things but Stephen dropped the CRM a while back.
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RobJules Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Yep. I don’t even think Jeter can compete at his level. Maybe Clooney.
Jeter : Alba, Johanson, Brewster, Minka, Beil, Carey in prime tho never liked her, Miss Universe, Chick from mtv, a few more I can’t recall – pretty solid man
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
I eat butter like that. Sadly, as a child I would eat Crisco like that too.
butter sandwiches was one of my staple meals growing up.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Oh jesus tap dancing christ. The election is over. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
+1
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ImJustSayinIWasWrong Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Status quo election brought on fears of fiscal cliff causing market sell off. Market simply scared that Obama and Boehner won’t work together to solve in my opinion. Would probably hasten some kind of a positive deal if it would keep dropping in the coming days.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
haha people on facebook were doing the same on my newsfeed…DURRRR MARKET DROPPED THANKS OBAMA!!!
Did they blame him for the 6000+ increase in the Dow over the last four years too? Fucking Obama.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I eat Papa John’s, but I’m a man of plebeian tastes. I generally wash it down with a bottle of Mickey’s Big Mouth Malt Liquor.
I’m also cheap, and a large PJ pizza and six pack of Mickey’s cost me $10.14 plus tax on Mondays.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
my gf’s brother took a picture of his 401k statement after yesterday’s stock market drop and played the “I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN” game
why does he care about a single point in time when he probably won’t access that money for another 20-30 years? is he an idiot? he sounds like an idiot.
Maybe he had a futures contract on oranges come due? Is his name Mortimer?
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Margarine Eating Roommate dropped out his junior year. Dude tried to walk on at safety his freshman year and was in great shape. Had a hot girlfriend and she joined him in the eating and blew up, eventually marrying. Hadn’t seen him in 17 years and saw him working at an Apple store just a few weeks ago. 6’3″ and easily 320lbs.
Finding your Fat Soulmate; A new comedy on CBS Friday nights, starring Carlos Mencia and Margaret Cho.
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
He got married. What an amateur.
He still slayed Britney, Cameron Diaz and Biel in their prime, along with no knows how much road poon. He’s a legend.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Maybe he had a futures contract on oranges come due? Is his name Mortimer?
My entire portfolio is FCOJ.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Status quo election brought on fears of fiscal cliff causing market sell off. Market simply scared that Obama and Boehner won’t work together to solve in my opinion. Would probably hasten some kind of a positive deal if it would keep dropping in the coming days.
Not to mention the tax increase on div/cap gains, which inherently makes stocks 5-10% cheaper.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I eat Papa John’s, but I’m a man of plebeian tastes. I generally wash it down with a bottle of Mickey’s Big Mouth Malt Liquor.
I’m also cheap, and a large PJ pizza and six pack of Mickey’s cost me $10.14 plus tax on Mondays.
Don’t apologize. Buncha pizza snobs up in this bitch. Nothing wrong with Pizza Hut or Papa John’s. Just don’t order Domino’s. That truly sucks.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Movie that I was shocked that I really enjoyed: The Dictator.
Also fuck y’all Pizza Hut’s white cheese lovers pizza with anchovies is amazing.
That being said I still prefer the pizzeria next to my house of course, which is luckily reasonably priced.
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
why does he care about a single point in time when he probably won’t access that money for another 20-30 years? is he an idiot? he sounds like an idiot.
the exact question I asked him was “so are you planning on taking it out tomorrow? didn’t think so.” I never got a response.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Maybe he had a futures contract on oranges come due? Is his name Mortimer?
We found Clarence Beeks?!?!
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ImJustSayinIWasWrong Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Maybe he had a futures contract on oranges come due? Is his name Mortimer?
This reminds me of funniest part of election night. When Rove was going nuts about Ohio call on Fox someone tweeted that he reminded them of the old guys on Trading Places yelling for them to “turn the machines back on!!” On a pretty depressing night for me this made me laugh hysterically.
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Status quo election brought on fears of fiscal cliff causing market sell off. Market simply scared that Obama and Boehner won’t work together to solve in my opinion. Would probably hasten some kind of a positive deal if it would keep dropping in the coming days.
There was also a lot of bad news from Europe yesterday. Europe is 10x as f’d economically as the US.
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mmonast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Did they blame him for the 6000+ increase in the Dow over the last four years too? Fucking Obama.
well, I think you know the answer to that question
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
but I’m a man of plebeian tastes
Gettin’ a little T. Duffyish up in here.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
He still slayed Britney, Cameron Diaz and Biel in their prime, along with no knows how much road poon. He’s a legend.
Let’s not throw the word “legend” around too loosely here. He got married too early to ever achieve “legend” status.
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Razor Shines Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
He still slayed Britney, Cameron Diaz and Biel in their prime
Disagree on Cameron Diaz – well past her prime. That prime ended in the 90′s.
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Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
This is one of the 5 worst Roundup pics ever.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
There was also a lot of bad news from Europe yesterday.
THIS.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Finding your Fat Soulmate; A new comedy on CBS Friday nights, starring Carlos Mencia and Margaret Cho.
They would have to move this and Mike and Molly to Tuesdays for ‘Fat Tuesday Party hour’
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
I’m also cheap, and a large PJ pizza and six pack of Mickey’s cost me $10.14 plus tax on Mondays.
Good deal, but the aftermath must be painful
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Movie that I was shocked that I really enjoyed: The Dictator.
Same here. I laughed a lot.
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Let’s not throw the word “legend” around too loosely here. He got married too early to ever achieve “legend” status.
Semi-legend then. He’s not on the Leo/Clooney/Jeter level, but on the rung under it.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
my gf’s brother took a picture of his 401k statement after yesterday’s stock market drop and played the “I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN” game
haha people on facebook were doing the same on my newsfeed…DURRRR MARKET DROPPED THANKS OBAMA!!!
I saw the same kind of thing a month or two ago from someone regarding gas prices. Funnily enough havent heard him comment regarding the 20-30 cent drop since then.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
This is one of the 5 worst Roundup pics ever.
Fun game. What would you say is the worst? For a while, TBL was putting up a hispanic girl on the roundup. She was not….umm….pretty.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Disagree on Cameron Diaz – well past her prime. That prime ended in the 90′s.
Not long after “The Mask” came out
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Wally's World Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
He still slayed Britney, Cameron Diaz and Biel in their prime, along with no knows how much road poon. He’s a legend.
I think past tense works here. He WAS a legend, but is now off market.
The others are still single and fighting the good fight.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I’m also cheap, and a large PJ pizza and six pack of Mickey’s cost me $10.14 plus tax on Mondays.
The place next to me has a 13 dollar deal every day for a large pizza and a sixer of Iron City. The aftermath is as painful as yours.
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Pdd53 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
but not as bad as watching him eat margarine straight from the bucket like it was ice cream.
WTF
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
What would you say is the worst?
Has Mya Rudolph ever been a roundup girl? Because then I would feel comfortable saing Mya Rudolph.
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ImJustSayinIWasWrong Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
There was also a lot of bad news from Europe yesterday. Europe is 10x as f’d economically as the US.
agree
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
What would you say is the worst?
Whenever that fat girl from Mad Men is used.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I’m thinking Skyfall this weekend. The early review here said it was one of the most unBond movies. I stopped reading the review at that point though I didn’t want to risk spoilers.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
What would you say is the worst?
Rihanna. And it’s not even close.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
What would you say is the worst?
Rihanna or Blake Lively
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I’m thinking Skyfall this weekend. The early review here said it was one of the most unBond movies. I stopped reading the review at that point though I didn’t want to risk spoilers.
It’s getting great reviews. Unfortunately I won’t be able to see it till next week. Traveling and a wedding this weekend.
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Geeezeus Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Six hours of NHL talks ? Labor negotiating people: how do you talk about anything for six hours? Especially when the issues are the same.
Plenty of small periphery issues to solve, which take time – hope they’re getting to the meat of the discussion (what makes up HRR and how to divide the pie).
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
This is one of the 5 worst Roundup pics ever.
How we soon forget the days of Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I know lot of you like her, but Amanda Seyfried is fugly. She made the roundup a bunch of times.
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Rihanna. And it’s not even close.
/high five
The alien is beyond awful as a Roundup pic.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
I’m thinking Skyfall this weekend. The early review here said it was one of the most unBond movies. I stopped reading the review at that point though I didn’t want to risk spoilers.
It couldn’t possibly be more unbond than Quantum. Also being ‘unBond’ isn’t such a bad thing sometimes.
/I though Christmas only came once a year
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
How we soon forget the days of Taylor Swift
There it is. That is the worst. Not even close. Right, JayV?
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
For the worst Roundup pic, Hendricks and Kat Dennings are polarizing. But two years ago Duffy put a Sarah Jessica Parker pic up wearing a UM shirt. It was undisputed as the worst.
/may or may not of happened.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Rihanna. And it’s not even close.
Man, I was watching one of her concert on youtube and she was wearing a hat that covered most of her face. She was wearing a short shorts and I almost started to come around to the “she is hot” side, and then she took off her hat. Woof.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I know lot of you like her, but Amanda Seyfried is fugly. She made the roundup a bunch of times.
Show yourselves! She’s going to sooo ruin Les Mis! I mean…
/I thought she’s just a JMac thing
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
It couldn’t possibly be more unbond than Quantum. Also being ‘unBond’ isn’t such a bad thing sometimes.
One writers’ site I read sometimes said a writing nomination is possible. That’s a good sign.
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Hef Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I will not sit idly by while you know nothings badmouth Boston pizza. You’re all on notice.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Plenty of small periphery issues to solve, which take time – hope they’re getting to the meat of the discussion (what makes up HRR and how to divide the pie).
What’s the deal with the “make whole” provision?
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I will not sit idly by while you know nothings badmouth Boston pizza. You’re all on notice.
right there with you. I’ve lived a lot of places that have horrible pizza (Denver included) and Boston is definitely not one of them.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
plus tax on Mondays.
This guy gets it.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I will not sit idly by while you know nothings badmouth Boston pizza. You’re all on notice.
Sal’s Pizza is pretty kickass.
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Badger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I will not sit idly by while you know nothings badmouth Boston pizza
I swear there’s been at least four or five places in the Boston area on DDD featuring pizza. I don’t get the hate either.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Blake Lively
What? She’s gorgeous
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Rihanna. And it’s not even close.
Man, I was watching one of her concert on youtube
Interesting.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Yeah, don’t go around badmouthing blake lively. You guys need glasses if you think she is ugly.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Hard to imagine there’s not some good pizza in Boston with all of the Italians living there. I know Providence/RI had some good stuff.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
One writers’ site I read sometimes said a writing nomination is possible. That’s a good sign.
Thats a very good sign. Its running pretty solid on RT. So I have pretty high hopes for Skyfall.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
You know what pizza is awful? Pizza in Italy. It’s akin to ninety cent Mr. P’s pizza. Absolutely no substance to it.
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Hef Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Hard to imagine there’s not some good pizza in Boston with all of the Italians living there. I know Providence/RI had some good stuff.
I’m not even talking about the North End/Wop Town where the pizza is fucking incredible. There’s some good places all around Boston.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Show yourselves! She’s going to sooo ruin Les Mis! I mean…
I could not think of a worst casted movie than that. My god. At least Gerard Butler could sing in Phantom.
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Scouser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
So I have pretty high hopes for Skyfall.
Bought my IMAX tickets already….
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golfercraig Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
No discussion about how age 40-49 year old women are so fucking stupid they got bribed with George Clooney and SARAH JESSICA PARKER??
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Hard to imagine there’s not some good pizza in Boston with all of the Italians living there.
True. When I went few years ago and popped my Fenway cherry we walked everywhere. The Italian part had an Italian restaurant every other door it seemed.
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Wally's World Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Yeah, don’t go around badmouthing blake lively. You guys need glasses if you think she is ugly.
I think she looks 35. And, she’s already had work done. Significant work done. If that’s necessary at 20-whatever, then she’s not that good.
Her lack of talent doesn’t help matters either.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Should have an SROD week of black and white roundup pictures.
You cannot find a bad picture of Myrna Loy flaunting her ankle.
Drunkenly watched the first half of Skyfall at home as filmed by some sneaky fucking Russian in the movie theatre. From what I remember it was good.
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golfercraig Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I will not sit idly by while you know nothings badmouth Boston pizza. You’re all on notice.
right there with you. I’ve lived a lot of places that have horrible pizza (Denver included) and Boston is definitely not one of them.
No. Boston pizza is absolute shit. Like the rest of the food. Fucking limey gingers.
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Liquor Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Boston is definitely not one of them.
It most certainly is. I’ve tried more places than is healthy to admit, and outside a rare tiny non-delivery place in the north/east end its all terrible.
The Clev actually had some decent pizza. Fatties.
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Sir Spicious Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Nicole Sherzer (sp?) is the worst roundup girl. And TBL throws her up there on the regular.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Bought my IMAX tickets already….
Are there any scenes filmed in IMAX?
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
You know what pizza is awful? Pizza in Italy. It’s akin to ninety cent Mr. P’s pizza. Absolutely no substance to it
And spaghetti noodles were invented by the Chinese!!!
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Drunkenly watched the first half of Skyfall at home as filmed by some sneaky fucking Russian in the movie theatre. From what I remember it was good.
Watched bootleg Taken 2. The movie was bad, but I think the picture quality made it even worse. I hate watching bootleg movies. Would much rather fork out $11 to watch it in theater with proper picture and sound quality. Especially if it’s as good a movie as Skyfall is supposed to be.
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
This reminds me of funniest part of election night. When Rove was going nuts about Ohio call on Fox someone tweeted that he reminded them of the old guys on Trading Places yelling for them to “turn the machines back on!!” On a pretty depressing night for me this made me laugh hysterically.
Bullshit Mountain News at its finest. Daily Show was great last night. Nate Silver was on explaining how he totally messed up and got the North Dakota Senate race wrong.
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Urinal Mint Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Congrats UM
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Berto Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Right-wing talk radio is nothing but entertainment.
In other news, Bob Marley didn’t really shoot the sheriff.
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Liquor Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Good stuff Mint, say goodbye to sleep.
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
Congratulations!! You will love it. Say goodbye to normal sleeping
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Sir Spicious Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
sneaky fucking Russian
is there any other kind?
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johndewar Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
How we soon forget the days of Taylor Swift
There it is. That is the worst. Not even close. Right, JayV?
You guys are going to make Taylor Swift cry and write horrible music about it later.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
How’s your wife and my kid doing?
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Career High Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:01 AM

Yeah, don’t go around badmouthing blake lively. You guys need glasses if you think she is ugly.
Tell me you people have seen her leaked iphone pics? If you think she is ugly after seeing those there is no hope for you.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Congrats Urinal Mint! And you just reminded me of the horrific dream I had last night, where my baby came early, the nursery wasn’t ready, and she was horribly cross eyed.
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
No. Boston pizza is absolute shit. Like the rest of the food. Fucking limey gingers.
Boston pizza is terrible. Pizzeria Regina and Upper Crust are overrated and awful
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Would much rather fork out $11 to watch it in theater with proper picture and sound qualit
They tend to frown on my being barefoot with a whiskey bottle, tumbler, corn cob pipe and dog.
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
How’s your wife and my kid
/line from a Whodini “Im a Ho”
//Classic rap
///I’m old(er)
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
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Pdd53 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
Congratulations.
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Scouser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Congrats UM!
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
/line from a Whodini “Im a Ho”
//Classic rap
///I’m old(er)
/line from “Major League”
//what the fuck is a Whodini?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PEOPLE TURN THE TALK FROM PIZZA TO BABIES
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johndewar Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
Congratulations!
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
Just preparing you for reality.
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Scouser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
What’s the big deal?
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
You realize you are asking for it now, right?
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
How do you feel about bringing an out of wedlock baby into the world as Maine has destroyed the institution of marriage?
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
Just make sure you hug your body pillow extra hard for the next few months.
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Urinal Mint Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Thanks all.
Back to pizza. Whole wheat or sourdough Chicago-style please.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
Wow. Awesome. Congrats!
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Just preparing you for reality.
We all have already heard it 190 times from every single person we’ve come across since getting pregnant, SO I THINK WE’RE FUCKING PREPARED.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
How about jokes about it ruining your vagina?
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Congrats UM!
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golfercraig Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Welp. I’m a dad as of 11pm last night. What a strange feeling.
Congrats. It only gets worse.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Congrats UM. Easy part if over with
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
So Florio thinks Tillman, who has a daughter who had a heart transplant at less than a year old, should skip the birth of a child? Fuck you, Mike Florio.
Florio is an insufferable douchebag.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Blake Lively
a pox on your house (as long as it doesnt affect the bundle of joy)
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Scouser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
NYC and Jersey Pizza. Fin. All others are 2nd class.
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
//what the fuck is a Whodini?
80′s rap group. Didnt think many would get that reference, maybe SROD.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
How about jokes about it ruining your vagina?
Those are fine, if funny. REALLY hope I don’t tear!
/everyone vomits
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
How about jokes about it ruining your vagina?
I believe the correct medical term is “wizard’s sleeve.”
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
//what the fuck is a Whodini?
I feel even older than usual now.
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tonystarkssowhatchasayhuh Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
That Brittany Palmer video… LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the calf-high socks.
THIS cannot be stated enough. I didn’t see the video because stupid work blocks all vids but the calf-high socks can turn any 6 into an 8 or maybe 9. Similar to hoop earrings
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golfercraig Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
We all have already heard it 190 times from every single person we’ve come across since getting pregnant, SO I THINK WE’RE FUCKING PREPARED.
At least you’re being well-mannered about it. Not bitchy and ridiculous like every other pregnant woman.
/wait…
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
This is the only meaningful accomplishment “UM” has had since 1997.
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golfercraig Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Those are fine, if funny. REALLY hope I don’t tear!
/everyone vomits
Hey doc, how about throwing a few extra stitches in there?
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
We all have already heard it 190 times from every single person we’ve come across since getting pregnant, SO I THINK WE’RE FUCKING PREPARED.
Then in a few years you will tell this to every pregnant couple you meet.
/full circle.
//resistance is futile
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I believe the correct medical term is “wizard’s sleeve.”
Hungry Thoroughbred.
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
well, I guess to paraphrase an old adage, talking about pizza is akin to dancing about architecture.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Hey doc, how about throwing a few extra stitches in there?
Damnit. Should have thought of that line with the first kid
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
This is the only meaningful accomplishment “UM” has had since 1997.
No way, UMaine won the hockey title in ’99
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Career High Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:13 AM

THIS cannot be stated enough. I didn’t see the video because stupid work blocks all vids but the calf-high socks can turn any 6 into an 8 or maybe 9. Similar to librarian glasses
/Corrected
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Hey doc, how about throwing a few extra stitches in there?
I was curious if Urban Dictionary had an entry for “birth stitch” because I felt if they did it had to have some gold therein.
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
I was not let down.
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Scouser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
How about jokes about it ruining your vagina?
Pussy shrapnel
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I swear to God if you guys make sarcastic jokes about sleep when I announce my baby’s birth I will murder you
i hope you name your son mint chocolate chip jack.
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tonystarkssowhatchasayhuh Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Terrible ingredients, shitty pizza, Pappa Johns. I usually order pizza from local places instead of chains. Chain pizzas are the worst Jerry, the worst.
In some cities they’re the best option.
/looking at you, Boston
Who the F are you people? Pizzeria Regina is absolutely delicious. You have to go to the original one in the North End though. Something about their brick oven. Just comes out delicious. There’s another place in the N.End that makes a great pie too – PushCart. The pushcart special consisting of hamburger, pepperoni, and onions is outstanding.
Let go of your Boston hate fellas
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
horrific dream I had last night, where my baby came early, the nursery wasn’t ready, and she was horribly cross eyed.
Spencer is cross-eyed, too. Interesting…
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
i hope you name your son mint chocolate chip jack.
Why not just name him Hitler Says Fuck You?
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I was curious if Urban Dictionary had an entry for “birth stitch” because I felt if they did it had to have some gold therein.
I have heard of the ‘husband stitch’ but not the birth stitch
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
we talkin crosseyed in hyah?
/nods at mole
//TEAM MELLON
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Who the F are you people? Pizzeria Regina is absolutely delicious. You have to go to the original one in the North End though.
Meh, I don’t know, maybe cause I’ve had it at other locations. The pizza downtown is shit too and all the pizza I ate when I lived in Brighton was fucking terrible too. Bostone on Newbury St is the shit though, bbq chicken yes please
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
80′s rap group. Didnt think many would get that reference, maybe SROD.
Candidate for Mount Rushmore of ’80s Rap
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
gape staple > birth stitch
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
gape staple
Best porn title ever is “Digging in the Gapes.”
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arkbadger Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Damnit. Should have thought of that line with the first kid
the husband stitch, legendary from what I hear.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
hope you name your son mint chocolate chip jack.
Why not just name him Hitler Says Fuck You?
Chalupa Batman
My cousin made a video of her giving birth and made us watch it. Ugh. Probably a good thing I was defective in that area.
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Scouser Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
gape staple > birth stitch
Stoma stitch
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
we talkin crosseyed in hyah?
I see your frenetic 80s version and raise you an uber jam
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Whole lot of you guys lacking in the girth department it seems.
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I have heard of the ‘husband stitch’ but not the birth stitch
also known as the “Honeymoon Stitch”
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
congrats mint, and don’t let the others scare you. you can sleep like a baby once you lay the smack down. she carried it, she had it, she can wake up and feed it, amirite fellas?
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
My cousin made a video of her giving birth and made us watch it.
Should have emptied your whiskey bottle and orphaned the child.
/Hypocritical of me I suppose as I link horrible things all the time
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I see your frenetic 80s version and raise you an uber jam
phish’s version from halloween in 1996 was better.
/swishes snifter of sierra nevada
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
My cousin made a video of her giving birth and made us watch it. Ugh. Probably a good thing I was defective in that area.
That would cause me to disown her.
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Watsonian Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Chalupa Batman
Such a hilarious show.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
And you just reminded me of the horrific dream I had last night, where my baby came early, the nursery wasn’t ready, and she was horribly cross eyed
i did it all for you damien
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
ou can sleep like a baby once you lay the smack down
Agreed heroin.
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
phish’s version from halloween in 1996 was better.
well, yeah, having perazzo on stage with you will do that.
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johndewar Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
My cousin made a video of her giving birth and made us watch it. Ugh.
I saw my kid’s birth, first hand. That was good enough. Didn’t need to relive it through the magic of video camera evidence.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
My cousin made a video of her giving birth and made us watch it. Ugh. Probably a good thing I was defective in that area.
I know I’ve shared this before but … one of my best friends posted a series of pictures to Facebook of he and his wife, both naked, doing a water birth for their kid. Then pictures of them cooking and eating the placenta. I was baked out of my mind when I saw this and almost had a stroke.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
well, yeah, having perazzo on stage with you will do that.
since you’re obviously a jam connoisseur, is your name a nod to yonder mountain string band?
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
We all have already heard it 190 times from every single person we’ve come across since getting pregnant, SO I THINK WE’RE FUCKING PREPARED.
ugh…where is creativity in this country? we had twins 15 months after our first baby and every single citizen said….?
i’ll see if you can guess, and i bet it won’t take long (answer at bottom of page)
you’ve got your hands full!!!!
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AllWhoYonder Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
@spencer
yes, old name from when I first got on wordpress.
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
she carried it, she had it, she can wake up and feed it, amirite fellas?
/single guy’d
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
we had twins 15 months after our first baby and every single citizen said….?
open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
At least you’re being well-mannered about it. Not bitchy and ridiculous like every other pregnant woman.
/wait…
genie, one of my three wishes is that sportsgal rejoins TBL for her first pregnancy
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
My cousin made a video of her giving birth and made us watch it.
Dear Brazzers,
Hi, it’s Cowboy Mike…again. I noticed you still have not followed up on my birth video suggestion. According to reddit, there’s no way I’m the only one sending you these requests. Please respond.
Sincerely,
Cowboy Mike
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
ugh…where is creativity in this country? we had twins 15 months after our first baby and every single citizen said…that bet last kid just came strolling out, twirling a cane.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
allwhoyonder…badass. i dont listen to em too much, but i saw them with bela fleck and the flecktones (AWESOME!!!) and keller williams WAY back and still remember it as one of the better shows ive seen.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I was baked out of my mind when I saw this and almost had a stroke.
See what I mean!
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
ugh…where is creativity in this country? we had twins 15 months after our first baby and every single citizen said….?
Someone had sex with you?
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.
based on the last time you pulled this, there is coffee all over screens
across the country
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Then pictures of them cooking and eating the placenta
WTF?
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tonystarkssowhatchasayhuh Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
THIS cannot be stated enough. I didn’t see the video because stupid work blocks all vids but the calf-high socks can turn any 6 into an 8 or maybe 9. Similar to librarian glasses
/Corrected
You could not be more correct. How did I forget about those
knee-high socks >>> librarian glasses >> large hoop earrings > chicks chewing on gum
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Dear Brazzers,
Hi, it’s Cowboy Mike…again. I noticed you still have not followed up on my birth video suggestion. According to reddit, there’s no way I’m the only one sending you these requests. Please respond.
Sincerely,
Cowboy Mike
Rachel Starr has got to have some serious shit going on because she’s wearing condoms in all of her movies, even the ones filmed in Miami now. Heart breaking shit.
Also Brazzers has a new “detective series” porn site and I just cannot deal with that right now.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Someone had sex with you?
i got my foid card right after the marriage license
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
WTF?
Hippies, man, hippies.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
WTF?
Faux outrage much, Crisco eater?
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Then pictures of them cooking and eating the placenta
with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
placenta was a typo…they meant POLENTA.
i get the two confused all the time, myself.
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Mike NYC Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Coming to a city near you.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
foid card
Father Of Idiotic Daughters?
First Ogre I Dated?
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
I was not let down.
in swiming circles, Greg Louganis’s nickname was Greg Looseanus
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Coming to a city near you.
Too scared to look.
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GloriousMullet Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Then pictures of them cooking and eating the placenta.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ that is awful.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Hi Mike. Let’s be real. Do you really think unemployment would go over 20% here? You don’t, right?
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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
this place makes me pretty excited to not have kids. Also makes me realize there will be a lot of fucked up kids coming into the world shortly
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
i’m gonna go ahead and be even more insufferable…
all our kids have been by c-section
also, tillman tweeted that he’ll play sunday because baby’s coming monday
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Coming to a city near you.
Bain has offices in Greece?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
this place makes me pretty excited to not have kids. Also makes me realize there will be a lot of fucked up kids coming into the world shortly
I like your style, Pennypacker. And your gonorrhea was excellent.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Rachel Starr has got to have some serious shit going on because she’s wearing condoms in all of her movies, even the ones filmed in Miami now. Heart breaking shit.
Didn’t LA just pass the condom law? I expect strip clubs in Scottsdale to have a lot more pornstars working there in the near future.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Coming to a city near you.
whoohoo!!! awesomesterity!!!
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
placenta.
i didn;t like the band Live before they made a song with this word in it, but i hated them after. ugly ugly word, pretentious fucking band
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
WTF?
Faux outrage much, Crisco eater?
Touche
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Didn’t LA just pass the condom law? I expect strip clubs in Scottsdale to have a lot more pornstars working there in the near future.
Yeah but I think it’s LA proper? A lot of them aren’t filmed in the city itself.
Condoms ruin porn more than father issues and easy access to narcotics ruins pornstars.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Should I feel guilty for eating those Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits that someone brought and left in the office kitchen?
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Yeah but I think it’s LA proper? A lot of them aren’t filmed in the city itself.
I believe the new law extended it to Porn Valley or whatever it’s called.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Should I feel guilty for eating those Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits that someone brought and left in the office kitchen?
Were they just left out? Like on the table? Thats free game if so.
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Should I feel guilty for eating those Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits that someone brought and left in the office kitchen?
Youre cool, we all patronize companies who do far, far shittier things that will never reach the light of day. I’ve made my peace with that.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Should I feel guilty for eating those Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits that someone brought and left in the office kitchen?
oh hell no…that shit’s good as it gets.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Should I feel guilty for eating those Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits that someone brought and left in the office kitchen?
Rock Hudson just lost his angel wings. Way to go.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
knee-high socks >>> librarian glasses >> large hoop earrings > chicks chewing on gum
black nail polish
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Youre cool, we all patronize companies who do far, far shittier things that will never reach the light of day. I’ve made my peace with that.
Hef only stopped shopping at Bob Hitler’s Tire’porium when they didn’t throw in the road hazard.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
knee-high socks >>> librarian glasses >> large hoop earrings > chicks chewing on gum
black nail polish
cutting scars.
/too far?
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
knee-high socks >>> librarian glasses >> large hoop earrings > chicks chewing on gum
black nail polish
toe rings. tasteful nose jewelry
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Should I feel guilty for eating those Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits that someone brought and left in the office kitchen?
Na. My friend won’t spend his money there, but if it is free or someone brings it in then fair game.
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
NYC and Jersey Pizza. Fin. All others are 2nd class.
I’d add Philly area as well, but this is the correct statement.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Classy move by Bill Snyder at his last press conference.
Dammit, now I’ll feel bad when KState gets shut out of the NC game by Bama-Oregon.
Bill Snyder is one cool dude.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
cutting scars.
/too far?
crooked nose, teeth gap, wandering eye, big ears
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cracker jack Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
I’d add Philly area as well, but this is the correct statement.
Except for that abomination you people call ‘tomato pie’. Disgusting.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
pizzeria bianco in phoenix ftw.
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NinoBrown Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
pizzeria bianco in phoenix ftw.
This.
also Fellini’s in Atlanta
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Behind the scenes during UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer’s FHM photoshoot
If you decide to make Brittney Palmer the permanent Roundup girl, I could get behind her. Er, that decision, I mean.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
pizzeria bianco in phoenix ftw.
Boom. Apizza Scholls in Portland lived up to the hype as well. In fact, of the three places I hit, all were very good to amazing.
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YYSA Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
pizzeria bianco in phoenix ftw.
Its very good. However, I have been hammered by the time I get seated there. Le Grande Orange near Biltmore is fantastic as well.
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heldover Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
knee-high socks >>> librarian glasses >> large hoop earrings > chicks chewing on gum
black nail polish
toe rings. tasteful nose jewelry
Short necklaces or choakers. BOOM.
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48yearslump Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
White people mourning Romney
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link? Serious question, so you think there was more black people voting for Obama only because he’s black or white people voting for Romney only because he’s white? I’m talking about the lunitics ON BOTH SIDES who don’t have a clue as to their candidate’s policies.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
You cannot find a bad picture of Myrna Loy flaunting her ankle
Myrna Loy may be the most beautiful woman to ever grace the silver screen.
/ Proxy’d for SROD
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link? Serious question
Well, this was fun.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link?
pretty sure mike’s linked that “obama got me my phone” video like 500 times already…old news.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link?
I’ve got a link to a video of Lexington Steele giving your mother a celebratory thirteen inches. Does that count?
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phillymantis915 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Except for that abomination you people call ‘tomato pie’. Disgusting.
Tomato pie is disgusting anyway.
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48yearslump Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link? Serious question
Well the first question wasn’t the serious one Rex, but ok buddy.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I’ve got a link to a video of Lexington Steele giving your mother a celebratory thirteen inches.
link?
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
i can never remember if it’s 48 years lump or 48 year slump
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tonystarkssowhatchasayhuh Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Short necklaces or choakers. BOOM.
HIGH-HEEL BOOTS, YOGA PANTS, BAGGY T-SHIRT W/ ONE SHOULDER (OR BOTH) EXPOSED. SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO LET ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD KNOW ABOUT THIS DISCUSSION
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48yearslump Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link?
I’ve got a link to a video of Lexington Steele giving your mother a celebratory thirteen inches. Does that count?
No it doesn’t, Mr. Classic Internet Tough Guy.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
No it doesn’t, Mr. Classic Internet Tough Guy.
I don’t think I’m even close to someone that could be labeled that on here. I just figured you were classic “would drop his monocle in anger at the thought of a black man pleasuring someone in his family” guy.
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48yearslump Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
No it doesn’t, Mr. Classic Internet Tough Guy.
I don’t think I’m even close to someone that could be labeled that on here. I just figured you were classic “would drop his monocle in anger at the thought of a black man pleasuring someone in his family” guy.
Lol, ok Mike.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Lol, ok Mike.
show some respect…the Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce clan is a Mayflower family. american fuckin’ royalty.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
I’m dying.
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GloriousMullet Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
lol
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48yearslump Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Lol, ok Mike.
show some respect…the Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce clan is a Mayflower family. american fuckin’ royalty.
Respectfully, Mike’s a douche.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Where’s the “black people celebrating Obama” link? Serious question, so you think there was more black people voting for Obama only because he’s black or white people voting for Romney only because he’s white? I’m talking about the lunitics ON BOTH SIDES who don’t have a clue as to their candidate’s policies.
Maybe we bring this up tomorrow but I know there are lots of GOP out there trying to say “get back to party basics and avoid the social extremes” I think there are lots of moderate Democrats out there that feel the same way too. Not every Democrat wants this alleged welfare state.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
“No disrespect to anyone…”
/Parcells’d
//orientals’d
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
show some respect…the Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce clan is a Mayflower family. american fuckin’ royalty.
I am a direct descendant (no cousins or marriage) from someone that came over on the MayFlower, no joke.
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
I am a direct descendant (no cousins or marriage) from someone that came over on the MayFlower, no joke.
that’s pretty cool, actually.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
that’s pretty cool, actually.
We’re actually waiting on some kind of official certification that authenticates the lineage. My mother requested it for my son. I think he’s the 16th generation.
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GloriousMullet Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
I am a direct descendant (no cousins or marriage) from someone that came over on the MayFlower, no joke.
fucking liar
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spencer096 Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
doesnt that get you access to some of those creepy ass mayflower societal events? you should give us a full report.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Mayflower Societal Event?
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
doesnt that get you access to some of those creepy ass mayflower societal events? you should give us a full report.
Free moving trucks for life lawya.
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roastbeast Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
i think i’m a direct descendant of a Deflower
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Did not know Alan Grayson won, that’s amazing, love that guy. Such a nice change for the pussy-footing windbag democrats.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I’ll give you a serious answer then. People act like black voters weren’t voting before 2008. You know what the increase in turnout percentage was between 2004 and 2008 for black voters was? Four and a half percent. More black voters voted and obviously yes that was impacted by who was running for president (how DARE someone vote for someone they identify with and thinks represents them for the first time … ever), but it’s an absolute fallacy to pretend that all these voters are just voting for him because he’s black.
Maybe there’s an actual problem with the GOP being a sincerely unattractive option for black voters. Maybe look at the skyrocketing voter gap among Hispanics with democrats and republicans. Why did three quarters of Hispanic voters vote for Obama? Because he’s black? Or because the other party’s line of rhetoric is inherently slanted toward the Samuel Huntington school of “American identity = WASP ideal”?
I also don’t think there’s much to the angle that there are less people voting for Romney because he’s white considering how small the black voting population is in general and the stunning numbers about how many GOP voters said they’re voting against Obama rather than voting for Romney. If you’re going to make the argument on one side, there’s an equally strong argument to be made to the counter.
/douche
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Also, irrespective of the race, those pictures are just downright hilarious. Who doesn’t love reaction shots of despair?
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
More than one hundred years ago, a group of descendants of the Pilgrims who sailed on the Mayflower in 1620, saw the need for a national society to honor their memory. The intention was to remember these Pilgrims who established Plymouth Colony. Today there are tens-of-millions of individuals descended from these brave souls.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I like this woman.
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48yearslump Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
I’ll give you a serious answer then. People act like black voters weren’t voting before 2008. You know what the increase in turnout percentage was between 2004 and 2008 for black voters was? Four and a half percent. More black voters voted and obviously yes that was impacted by who was running for president (how DARE someone vote for someone they identify with and thinks represents them for the first time … ever), but it’s an absolute fallacy to pretend that all these voters are just voting for him because he’s black.
Maybe there’s an actual problem with the GOP being a sincerely unattractive option for black voters. Maybe look at the skyrocketing voter gap among Hispanics with democrats and republicans. Why did three quarters of Hispanic voters vote for Obama? Because he’s black? Or because the other party’s line of rhetoric is inherently slanted toward the Samuel Huntington school of “American identity = WASP ideal”?
I also don’t think there’s much to the angle that there are less people voting for Romney because he’s white considering how small the black voting population is in general and the stunning numbers about how many GOP voters said they’re voting against Obama rather than voting for Romney. If you’re going to make the argument on one side, there’s an equally strong argument to be made to the counter.
Thanks for the serious thoughtful answer. That would have sufficed well before the person of color banging my mother answer. Completely agree with just about all of that. The GOP has failed miserably at many things, connecting with minorities being one of them.
If you do have that video however….well nevermind. Nothing I haven’t seen before.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
The GOP has failed miserably at many things, connecting with minorities being one of them.
Yep. I mean it’s a tough sell in general obviously, but things like Arizona do not help. Nor does the attitude of “hey Rubio is Hispanic, let’s run him!” because Cubans are ADORED by the much larger Hispanic populations in this country, good call cocheses. Also don’t think Mitt’s patronizing angle of being born in Mexico was wise.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
I am a direct descendant (no cousins or marriage) from someone that came over on the MayFlower, no joke
My ancestors got kicked out of Canada. Out of Canada. That is a fuckin’ joke.
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scripty Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
St. Bear, I have like 1/64 Native American so I am going to avenge my forefathers, provided you dont give my people infuenza or the smallpox.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
The GOP has failed miserably at many things, connecting with minorities being one of them
In a discussion of the Puerto Rico referendum yesterday, the central idea that came through was: no way the Repubs in the Senate will allow a vote on statehood and risk allowing millions of more Hispanic voters in.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
In a discussion of the Puerto Rico referendum yesterday, the central idea that came through was: no way the Repubs in the Senate will allow a vote on statehood and risk allowing millions of more Hispanic voters in.
Which is factually 100% wrong.
Luis Fortuño, Puerto Rico’s governor, who was voted in in a landslide, is a Republican.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Soused, for some reason I get the feeling you would enjoy this film.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Oh wait I forgot that Fortuno was up for reelection this week and just lost, so I guess he’s now the lame duck. But still, Puerto Rico is more conservative as a voting block than American-proper Hispanic voters.
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St. Bear Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
St. Bear, I have like 1/64 Native American so I am going to avenge my forefathers, provided you dont give my people infuenza or the smallpox
It’s starting to get cold. Here, have this blanket.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Which is factually 100% wrong
Which makes me wonder if the issue will make it to the floor for a vote.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Soused, for some reason I get the feeling you would enjoy this film.
Dunno, I spend an inordinate amount of time in bars with people like that.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Puerto Rico is more conservative as a voting block than American-proper Hispanic voters
One of the other obstacles to statehood raised was the costs of adding another state when there’s already a massive federal deficit. But the opposing view was: increased revenue from income and other taxes.
I just think it’s one of the most interesting matters to emerge from the election, and it seems to be flying totally under the radar.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
How quickly would the Puerto Rican statehood take place? They have a population of 3.7 million, about the same as Oklahoma, which I believe has 5 congressmen. I’m assuming (incorrectly?) that the number of Congressmen would stay at 435 and that 5 congressmen would be dropped from other states? Am I way off base on the process?
/538 blog will have to change its name
//roundup always has to reference Nate Silver
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
I’m in favor of it if only because of some of the cool flag possibilities.
This and this mainly.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
My ancestors got kicked out of Canada. Out of Canada. That is a fuckin’ joke
To be fair, the Acadians had it comeing
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
This and this mainly.
GOP will not want the circle shape as it reminds them of the UN or soccer.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
This and this mainly.
Government can’t create jobs my ass.
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Nada Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
To be fair, the Acadians had it comeing
Also, it did lead to me living in New Orleans.
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HawkEye Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Also, it did lead to me living in New Orleans.
Better than Lafayette
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Myrna Loy may be the most beautiful woman to ever grace the silver screen.
/ Proxy’d for SROD
Nada gets it.
I will add, an in-her-prime Pam Grier could make me write bad checks. Say ow!
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starkweather Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Yeah but I think it’s LA proper? A lot of them aren’t filmed in the city itself.
I believe the new law extended it to Porn Valley or whatever it’s called.
Porn Valley (aka, San Fernando Valley, which is where Sherman Oaks and Chatsworth are) is in the city proper.
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A.P. Says:
November 8th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
It was for the entire LA County, correct stark?

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