Hakeem Nicks: “Stats are for Girls”
Hakeem Nicks, who has been struggling with an injury this year, and now has 390 yards receiving on the season and one touchdown, reportedly said that “Stats are for Girls” today. After everyone got outraged that he was demeaning women, he tried to clarify.
Hakeem Nicks clarifies, says “Stats are for girls” means guys into their own stats use them to get girls.
— Tom Rock (@TomRock_Newsday) November 8, 2012
Ahh, makes sense. Stats are for Girls. Girls are impressed by stats, and I should know. Hakeem Nicks wanted to point out this out today when people were asking him about his productivity to . . . let us know that he’s having no luck with the ladies this year like in the past? Oh well, at least Nicks won’t have to worry about having any “family expansion activities” interfering with his stats.
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November 8th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Girls are impressed by stats, and I should know.
How many of your kids did your knowledge of stats and your ability to wax eloquently upon them lead to?
November 8th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Cromartie had 10 INT’s in ’07, then impregnated 10 women.
November 8th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Someone needs to make this scene happen.
November 8th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
dumbass…the curls are for the girls.
November 8th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Girls have always been impressed by my stats.
/I’m only 5’11 but I have thick calves
November 8th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
5’11″? Spencer is so jealous
November 8th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Cincinnati people are the worst
November 8th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Spencer is like Butters?
November 8th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Spencer is like three inches away from being a midget. My source on this is Rex though so consider taking it with a grain of salt.
November 8th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
You are just noticing the way that I am talking to you right now
November 8th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
I think CJ’s husband considers spencer short
November 8th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Dorf on golf?