Auburn Hired Security Firm To Enforce Nightly Curfew For Football Players
Auburn just is not a fun place to play football right now. Gene Chizik’s teetering regime has implemented an 11pm curfew for Tigers players every night of the week and hired a private security firm to enforce it at players’ private residences.
Curfews are a common practice on the evenings before games but Auburn instituted a nightly curfew, a far more rare practice, and the use of paid personnel from a private security firm to assist in enforcing a curfew may be unprecedented.
“We always do what’s in the best interest of our team,” Auburn coach Gene Chizik said. “We have a curfew check and we have to employ people to help us with some of the kids off campus. Other than that I’m not going into any details of any of that.
The program has been plagued by legal issues. Center Reese Dismukes was picked up for public intoxication in August. That’s not justification for keeping the team on lock down in a vacuum. These are also adult students at a public university. How is that acceptable?
Overreacting where you can exert control is a measure of having lost it. If the coaching staff can’t trust the players, it’s not surprising the players seem to have no trust in the coaching staff.
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November 8th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
We got a dead man walking.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Agreed that the RAs who sit at the front desk of dorms tracking who is in the building to account for who is present when someone gets raped is unacceptable.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
/Roddy White’d
November 8th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
TBL is getting pissed today about anyone infringing on college students ability to ‘have fun’
November 8th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Urban better be flying down to chat up Reuben Foster and Carl Lawson during this bye week.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
The standard for fun cj is milking tuition from your folks
November 8th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
I thought that was interesting. Perhaps I would have wanted to stay for a 5th year too, if it wouldnt have led to racking up my student loan debt. Must’ve been nice for him.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
at first glance, one would characterize chizik’s expression as one of being cocksure and confident. delving deeper into the enigma that is chizik, one could only describe it as the look one has when he realizes he’s in over his head and being fired is less of a possibility as it is an inevitable conclusion.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
“He is headstrong and cocksure. Or is it the other way around?”
November 8th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Maybe he’s a surestrong cockhead.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
This is also Auburn’s big weekend to host recruits. Hope they really fuck up.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Fagalas?
November 8th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
i wish there were a college football version of zapp brannigan. barry switzer was close…
November 8th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
S E C Seeeeeeeerrrrffffs.
Seriously though what the fuck.
Some Uniformed Cunt: Where do you think you going Lutzenkirchen at 10:30?
Lutzenkirchen: Going to go bang co-eds and I will end if you stop me.
Some Uniformed Cunt: Have a nice evening Sir.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Somewhere in an office above an ice cream parlor in Bellefonte, PA, Joe Amendola scribbles “sexlexia?” onto his list of possible issues to raise on appeal.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
I’m guessing most of the uniformed cunts are failed former football players with an itchy mace finger, though.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
WFS
Is Denard starting this weekend?
November 8th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
that’s phenomenal.
kif…today we have failed to uphold amendola’s law but i did make it with a hot babe. and isn’t that what man dreamt of when he first looked upon the stars? kif! im asking you a question!
November 8th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Lutzenkirchen: Going to go bang co-eds and I will end if you stop me.
dying
November 8th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I honestly have no clue. Hoke isn’t saying a thing, and there’s no history to indicate which way he’s leaning.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
zapp brannigan is just the best.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
I would kill for some Mamma Lucrezia’s right now.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Horrible confession: I never ate there.
Your disgust for me grows.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
November 8th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
STOP EXPLODING YOUR COWARDS
November 8th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
*you
damnit.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
November 8th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
god damn you brynn hartman, how could you take phil from us before he could do zapp brannigan’s voice?
November 8th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
I don’t remember doing that…we had volunteers who did that from 6-10pm, then the security guard did that the rest of the night.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
I visited a friend at Stonehill that had security guards and I had to check in and out. It was very weird.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
“I like your style, Fry. You remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you… perhaps even a couple years older.”
November 8th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
You should. Mamma is very attractive. It’s half the reason I go.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Always looked at RA’s in a weird light… they were odd, no sex having characters who always seemed to have some sort of physical defect. Fat/cross eyed/looked like spence’s mom
November 8th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
We had that same policy, security guards were just there for the overnight (10pm-6pm)…you know being the Bronx and all.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Noted for when I go back there. My other shame of when I lived in the area was it took me until my last month to go to Herwig’s.
I was a night RA from midnight to five in the morning. That was a great shift. Lots of shaking freshman down for their beer.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
RAs hooking up with other RAs is you’re missing here.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
phenomenal…i think that’d prolly be the quote on his tombstone.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
only mole and rex are allowed to talk about my mom that way, engager. my mom would spit you up and chew you out.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
wait…
November 8th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Like my semen when I’m dehydrated.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
my mom would spit you up and chew you out.
kinky. I like it.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
I couldn’t imagine living in a dorm for more than 1 year. That was the worst. My dorm was literally smaller than a walk in closet in a mcmansion. Roommate looked like charles manson, wore a trench coat everyday and took a shot of brandy every night before bed. Also had a penchant for asian porn.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
100% guaranteed this guy does a bad Irish accent at bars a lot.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Roommate looked like charles manson, wore a trench coat everyday and took a shot of brandy every night before bed. Also had a penchant for asian porn.
Sounds about right.
Mine was from Austin but tried to act like he was from Bulverde (Texans will understand what that means). He dipped Skoal log cut AND smoked Parliaments. He would cut off the top of empty coke cans with a knife and then spit his dip into those and then leave them around his desk. I swear that I once saw him move the dip over onto one side of his mouth and then eat a hamburger. He also drank a ton of Keystone Light.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
this is why only funny and creative people should be allowed to insult my mother.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also, Spencer’s Mom is, in fact, hot. Tall, no beard, doesn’t smell like Patchouli. Nothing like him.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
We had single dorms at my college where I lived my junior and senior year. My senior year dorm was supposed to be a double, but was made into a single. I had two couches, a closet, two dressers, two wardrobes and two desks. Singles = no worries about weird roommates.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
i only had one roommate, for about 2 weeks my first semester at UNT…always finagled a single.
now, i have no problems with gay people, but living with one in a college dorm? wasn’t too comfortable with that. funny thing is he kinda looked like duffy.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I remember just straight up sprinting away. Girl changed my phone to Vietnamese or something so I abandoned the room and could not be found there. Around that point it was roundly understood that I was insane and to leave be.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
now, i have no problems with gay people, but living with one in a college dorm? wasn’t too comfortable with that. funny thing is he kinda looked like duffy.
Let me guess, he was also a music major.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
In my defense, a BYOB place that is cash-only is a bitch to convince people to go to.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
…
/i use my elbow to punch the top of cans
November 8th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Yeah, I went to a very large state school that was short on housing. Singles… bahahaha… no such thing.
/let’s cram two people who don’t know each other in a closet and charge them through the nose instead!
November 8th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
nope, physics.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I would just make them pay the beer tax if they were too stupid to not have clanging bottles in their bags. Then I’d get drunk in the office and goto Huddle House at three in the morning and slap up the “on rounds” sign.
My freshman roommate was so digusting that people on my hall put a half gallon of milk under his bed and I didn’t realize it for two months, that’s how revolting he smelled.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I lived in a dorm my first year, when I was at RPI. My roommate was a complete dork, but so was I, so we just ended up being anti-social and playing chess with each other all the time. A few years ago I googled him and found out he was gay. Had no idea.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
nope, physics.
mine too. astrophysics or some shit.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
My brother’s freshman year roommate at Penn State had a net above his bed where he let a tarantula run free. Late first semester, got kicked out for some shit and pretty much stole everything my brother had on the way out the door.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Let me guess, he was also a music major.
nope, physics.
Well the oddsmakers take a beating on that one. The ‘arts dorm’ on our campus was named Mary Hay. Naturally we all called it “Mary Gay”.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Wait could he say that exact same thing about you from start to finish?
November 8th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Wow. Stunning.
My first year at PSU I was in the graduate apartments where they just throw people together, was with three other law students. One was from CT and wanted to hang a Confederate flag up, go figure there. Another … well, I caught him watching me sleep once.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I have awesome Gaydar. What a waste…
November 8th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Had a guy in my dorm that must have smelled like Mole’s roommate. Just had a pile of clothes that he never washed, but would spray with febreze, on occasion.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
this is why only funny and creative people should be allowed to insult my mother.
hey. i’m creative. you big jerk!
November 8th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Probably, but he went on to get a PhD and J.D., one of them from Stanford I think. He’s a lot more accomplished than I am.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
One was from CT and wanted to hang a Confederate flag up, go figure there.
Not surprising. I knew a guy from Connecticut and when he got drunk was probably the most unabashedly racist person I think I’ve ever met in person.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Austin Scott.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
No worries. The DA threw a very heavy book at him.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I knew a guy from Connecticut and when he got drunk was probably the most unabashedly racist person I think I’ve ever met in person.
I think you just described everyone who grew up in the northeast.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Had a guy in my dorm that must have smelled like Mole’s roommate. Just had a pile of clothes that he never washed, but would spray with febreze, on occasion.
When I lived in the frat house there was a guy who lived down the hall from me who never washed his sheets once.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Also because of the spider I’m picturing this guy as Buzz from Home Alone.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Yeah, the one good thing about being an RA is that the board part of the college bill went bye bye. And for a private university in NYC…that was pushing $11k. My parents were quite appreciative of my RA service senior year.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Both veteran moves.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Nothing revolts me more than slobs. My roommate and I lived with a girl (3 bedroom) over the summer in Madison one year. She was from Texas and went to UT. Anyways, she didn’t throw a single thing out the ENTIRE time she was there. Always kept her door shut… my roommate and I opened it once when she was gone… cans/bottles/garbage.. just EVERYWHERE. I was scarred for about 3 months.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
this is my surprised face.
/blank expression on face
November 8th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
When I lived in the frat house there was a guy who lived down the hall from me who never washed his sheets once.
this is my surprised face.
/blank expression on face
yeah… that’s way down on the totem pole of disgusting
November 8th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
That is an incredibly funny movie scene.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Remember the other day when you and Miz got pissy at AP for generalizing religious southerners? That was fun.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Senior year I shared an apartment with a friend. He was allergic to washing the dishes but used pots and pans all the time. I got sick of cleaning up after him so one time I left all the dirty pots and pans in the sink so that he’d eventually get a clue and wash them. We played our game of kitchen sink chicken for 3 months before I finally gave in and washed them. When I lifted up the last pot at the bottom of the sink there was mold covering the surface. I dry heaved from the smell.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
We had suites so people have separate rooms share kitchen/bathroom, with that said my roommate still moved out down the hall second semester without telling me. Myself nor anyone else could blame him.
Window couldn’t close one frigid night so I turned the thermostat to 90 and I drunkenly piled clothes on top of myself in bed as I left all my blankets in a girls room. Woke up in a fucking sauna, mouth so dry is was stuck closed and the only thing to drink was sambuca. Not the college type evidently.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Remember the other day when you and Miz got pissy at AP for generalizing religious southerners? That was fun.
oh CJ… i’ll blame your sarcasm meter being broken on your pregnancy. or your pats fandom. lighten up kid.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
yeah… that’s way down on the totem pole of disgusting
I don’t know have you ever slept in sheets that you didn’t wash for like a month. They can get pretty gamey depending on your extracurricular activities. I can’t imagine how bad they get after 6 months.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
i’m amazed at how many people there are walking around that just don’t clean up after themselves. probably the same people that don’t flush the toilet at the office. revolting.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
funny, i classify myself as a slob, but it’s really only clothes and i dont make my bed. my office is fuckign pristine…no extra bullshit, no clutter, everything perfectly organized. same with my golf stuff and guitar shit.
i just dont wanna work when im at home…whatever.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I saw a dude put his hand down his pants, scratch his sack, then proceed to smell his hand. We’re not friends anymore.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
unny, i classify myself as a slob, but it’s really only clothes and i dont make my bed. my office is fuckign pristine…no extra bullshit, no clutter, everything perfectly organized. same with my golf stuff and guitar shit.
i just dont wanna work when im at home…whatever.
i should clarify.. what you do with your room doesn’t bother me… (well, except for that one roommate I had) i was referring more towards office slobs and roommates that don’t clean up in the kitchen/common areas.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I honestly can’t remember cleaning my sheets on a regular basis in college.. when you think about all the sex that happens on horrendously dirty sheets, it really is disgusting.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
humanity survived thru the plague…we’ll manage thru some dirty sheets.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Spencer’s sheets probably smell of farts and bongwater.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
After I graduated from UT I got into UH law school and then unenrolled on the first day of classes and moved back to Austin. Answered an ad for an apt. and ended up rooming with another gay guy. He kinda’ hit on me and one time we jacked off together. After that I completely denied that it happened and ignored/was rude to him the rest of the year. I was petrified that he would tell my friends what had happened. What a douche I was.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I had thrown up everywhere in the shared college bathroom in the morning and waited until midnight until I was blackout drunk to clean it. I explained to ex roomate that I was time shifting and it was for the best.
/That guy probably has PTSD
November 8th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
i had a friend in college who would take pride in leaving his mark on the sheets of whatever lady he had banged the previous weekend.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Gross….I did mine every two weeks. Although I will use a set of towels for a week at a time and then wash them.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Depends on how many times I pissed on/vomited on them.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
/Coop’d?
November 8th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
lol…for all my bluster, i actually wash my sheets. don’t smoke in my room anymore, but my bed does have a hole in it for when i accidentally let a blunt burn thru it.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
This fascinates me..
November 8th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
He kinda’ hit on me and one time we jacked off together.
/Coop’d?
It doesn’t work quite as well if we all know that the person making the statement is openly gay.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
it’s pretty much assumed at that age, we’re all douchebags, right?
one of my roommates endlessly talked about eating mushrooms and tripping, only my other roommate and i didn’t want to trip with him because he was an asshole and would ruin it. so we just moved the furniture into one of the empty rooms and locked ourselves in there…for some reason. regardless, the excluded roommie was pissed.
in hindsight, a less douche version of me would’ve handled it better.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
He kinda’ hit on me and one time we jacked off together.
This fascinates me..
Is there eye contact during this activity? Or are you just concentrated at the action at hand?
November 8th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Not mutually exclusive at the University of Tennessee.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Unless that other roommate was Coop.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
This needs to be worked into any paragraph-long comment as the greatest of non sequiturs.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Unless that other roommate was Coop.
True.
The meme really took flight because coop was so defensive about the fact that he made out with a guy. If he had just rolled with the jokes instead of playing the “I did it so girls would kiss, you guys are the queers” card, it probably would never have lasted as long as it has.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Bingo.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Sorry…TMI, I know. A couple of times the guy got shitfaced and asked me why I was treating him like crap. I didn’t have an answer. I just wanted him to go away and was ashamed at what I’d done…I hadn’t had sex with any men at that point in my life.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I’ve found that the easiest way to get 2 females to kiss is to insist to the both of them that they would never do that…. after a few drinks of course. It has never really failed. They’re all like “see! in your face, I’m not a prude!” Nope. no you are not. /adds to spank bank
November 8th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Wait jerking off with another dude is gay?
November 8th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
He kinda’ hit on me and one time we jacked off together.
This needs to be worked into any paragraph-long comment as the greatest of non sequiturs.
I kind of hope it becomes the new “Everyone walk the dinosaur” as no one is ever going to beat spencer’s last use of that meme.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Raise your hand if you can only assume that man was Frank Stallone.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
I’m not sure that’s gay.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
It’s pretty gay.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
It’s pretty gay.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
In fact, it was way too much information, but yet, not enough at the same time. A true paradox.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
/Pins idea to Pinterest
//ms621′d
November 8th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
and this is why you don’t sleep with roommates or coworkers, no matter how attractive they may be.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
/Pins idea to Pinterest
//ms621′d
You stay off my Pinterest board!
Wait….shit.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
What about the ugly ones
November 8th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
that’s fine because nobody’s gonna feel bad about treating ugly people like shit.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Too late….married someone from my office. She doesn’t work here anymore though.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Fired her ass, huh? Veteran move.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Too late….married someone from my office. She doesn’t work here anymore though.
Work is where I met my wife too. She also doesn’t work here anymore.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
You guys both go for the incompetent type I see.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
You guys both go for the incompetent type I see.
Incompetent is a bit strong, but let’s just say my wife is definitely better at school teacher, which is what she is now, than office worker.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
it’s cute yall let your wives call the kitchen “office.”
November 8th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
it’s cute yall let your wives call the kitchen “office.”
the bedroom is their office and the kitchen is their destiny.