Comments on: Angry Lakers Fan Kicked Out of Jazz Game Pepper Sprays Utah Fan Outside the Arena

By: Pdd53

Pdd53 — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:37:22 +0000

Math Blasters. Oregon Trail.

Spent one summer playing Oregon Trail and Where in the world is Carmen San Diego when I was in elementary.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:34:15 +0000

Thanks AP. Haven’t been around here much, but I’m sitting in on a deposition and this is a perfect time killer.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:26:40 +0000

Beef, congrats on your engagement. Someone mentioned it last week.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:17:57 +0000

this is how i imagine you guys that work for law firms

Fuck time entry, fuck it right in its god damn asshole. It’s easily the WORST part about the legal profession.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:58:46 +0000

this is how i imagine you guys that work for law firms

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:54:22 +0000

did someone refer to nebraska?

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:54:07 +0000

we talkin oregon trail in here? take it away taylor martinez.

Yep, still funny.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:52:27 +0000

we talkin oregon trail in here? take it away taylor martinez.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:50:23 +0000

Correll Word Perfect was what hipsters typed on when they were younger.

there are still people at my office that use it. yes, this place is stuck in the stone age. it amazes me at times.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:48:31 +0000

She had MICROSOFT GOATSCREWING WORKS

I think most PC’s come loaded with Works automatically. I don’t think anyone anywhere expects anyone to actually use it though.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:46:42 +0000

When I was in grad school, there was this one clueless older lady in my class. I unfortunately got stuck in a group with her for a project. I would email project updates to all group members but she always claimed she couldnt read them and never had any work done. Why? She had MICROSOFT GOATSCREWING WORKS. GTFO

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:45:55 +0000

The music teacher in my middle school used Word Perfect. And he was quite proud of the fact. He also watched Weird Al tapes in his classroom all day.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:45:13 +0000

the only use for Word Perfect is mail merge. It’s simpler in Word Perfect than in Word

By: CandT

CandT — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:44:23 +0000

two gradeschool favorites- Odell Lake and Mavis Beacon teaches typing

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:44:20 +0000

If I get an attachment in .wp7 I know I’m about to get pissed off at whatever it is I’m about to read.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:42:41 +0000

People still use Word Perfect. I fucking hate those people.

Seriously. Those people fucking suck. Just buy Microsoft Office you cocksucker.

By: Patrick Division

Patrick Division — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:41:50 +0000

…changing our country’s name to Canadia.

Figured you’d go with Candida. Because of the beer and all the girls with yeast infections.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:40:35 +0000

Correll Word Perfect was what hipsters typed on when they were younger.

People still use Word Perfect. I fucking hate those people.My first computer was, naturally, a Wang.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:40:27 +0000

Yes, one of the sweeping reforms including changing our country’s name to Canadia.

no shit? I’ve always called it Canadia to my Canadian friend. I never thought that would officially catch on.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:38:26 +0000

Oregon Trail.

Oregon Trail on the black screen computer with green graphics was the first computer game I ever played.

/shoots the rifle when the first deer is at the second to last tree in order to hit the next deer