Comments on: Roseanne Barr Got 35,000 Votes For President in California and 7,900 in Florida.

By: Moonbeam

Moonbeam — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:37:07 +0000

Every remark above has nothing to do with the number of votes she won … that is something to consider in upcoming elections… she paved the way for other issues to be addressed – that was the purpose. Hell, you don’t think for one minute she didn’t know what she was doing? Or, how about the other presidential candidates on the ballot that lost? Hooray, for our country! Time to air out the house.

I’d run, but my brother said, “They’d shoot you before you made it to the podium!” Ha!

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 16:14:14 +0000

Well I lived with a guy from Korea at the time and judging by the smells radiating from his room

Kimchi is a muthafucka.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 16:12:42 +0000

if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?

I would choose sweet, sweet death.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:38:33 +0000

Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?

Is he Italian?

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:37:43 +0000

dead babies

Go on

/atl_engager
//H.E. Pennypacker
///somewhereoverdwaynebowe

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:36:26 +0000

I don’t discriminate. The deadder, the better!

Kill the right whore and its a twofer.

By: kazzythekid

kazzythekid — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:33:56 +0000

Are we talking dead babies or dead whores?

I don’t discriminate. The deadder, the better!

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:33:52 +0000

Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?

he who values his life lives a dog’s death.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:30:25 +0000

How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?

Are we talking dead babies or dead whores?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:29:21 +0000

How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?

Creampie.

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:29:21 +0000

Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?Both.~~/shudders~~ Tom Arnold

/fixed

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:29:12 +0000

How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?

I don’t even know how to tell when a living partner climaxes.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:28:40 +0000

Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?

Well I lived with a guy from Korea at the time and judging by the smells radiating from his room I’m assuming I’ve already ticked both boxes.

By: kazzythekid

kazzythekid — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:28:06 +0000

How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:27:06 +0000

I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.”

Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?

By: kazzythekid

kazzythekid — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:26:53 +0000

Sadly I might choose Rosie, just to avoid hearing Roseanne’s scratchy voice.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:25:46 +0000

I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.” Sometimes I’m glad that I’m no longer the most embarrassing product of PSU in the 2000s.

Dude you take molly and fuck the corpse, eating uncooked meat is unsanitary.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:23:48 +0000

Do they have to be alive?

I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.” Sometimes I’m glad that I’m no longer the most embarrassing product of PSU in the 2000s.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:22:37 +0000

Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?

Roseanne and it’s not close.

Also the “Roasts” are a fucking joke ever since they cut ties with the Friars. Fuck you Comedy Central.

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:22:30 +0000

Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?

do you even have to ask?