Roseanne Barr Got 35,000 Votes For President in California and 7,900 in Florida.

All, Politics Jason McIntyre November 7th. 2012, 10:10am

How does this happen? Who are these people?

Here’s the jaw-dropping tally in California. Florida was even more puzzling since the race is/was so close between Obama and Romney.

Barr’s platform centered around smoking weed, apparently.

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24 Responses to “Roseanne Barr Got 35,000 Votes For President in California and 7,900 in Florida.”

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kazzythekid Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Barr’s platform centered around smoking weed
Can I change my vote?
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
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FondleMySweaters Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
She is an expert on the munchies.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
Do they have to be alive?
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
Both.
/shudders
5
Jason McIntyre Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
do you even have to ask?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
Roseanne and it’s not close.
Also the “Roasts” are a fucking joke ever since they cut ties with the Friars. Fuck you Comedy Central.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Do they have to be alive?
I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.” Sometimes I’m glad that I’m no longer the most embarrassing product of PSU in the 2000s.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.” Sometimes I’m glad that I’m no longer the most embarrassing product of PSU in the 2000s.
Dude you take molly and fuck the corpse, eating uncooked meat is unsanitary.
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kazzythekid Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Sadly I might choose Rosie, just to avoid hearing Roseanne’s scratchy voice.
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YYSA Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.”
Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?
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kazzythekid Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?
Well I lived with a guy from Korea at the time and judging by the smells radiating from his room I’m assuming I’ve already ticked both boxes.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?
I don’t even know how to tell when a living partner climaxes.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?
Creampie.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
Both.
~~/shudders~~ Tom Arnold
/fixed
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YYSA Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?
Are we talking dead babies or dead whores?
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spencer096 Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
he who values his life lives a dog’s death.
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kazzythekid Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Are we talking dead babies or dead whores?
I don’t discriminate. The deadder, the better!
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YYSA Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
I don’t discriminate. The deadder, the better!
Kill the right whore and its a twofer.
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Watsonian Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
dead babies
Go on
/atl_engager
//H.E. Pennypacker
///somewhereoverdwaynebowe
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sousedbergin Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?
Is he Italian?
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Nada Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
I would choose sweet, sweet death.
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Nada Says:
November 7th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Well I lived with a guy from Korea at the time and judging by the smells radiating from his room
Kimchi is a muthafucka.
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Moonbeam Says:
November 9th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Every remark above has nothing to do with the number of votes she won … that is something to consider in upcoming elections… she paved the way for other issues to be addressed – that was the purpose. Hell, you don’t think for one minute she didn’t know what she was doing? Or, how about the other presidential candidates on the ballot that lost? Hooray, for our country! Time to air out the house.
I’d run, but my brother said, “They’d shoot you before you made it to the podium!” Ha!