Roseanne Barr Got 35,000 Votes For President in California and 7,900 in Florida.
How does this happen? Who are these people?
Here’s the jaw-dropping tally in California. Florida was even more puzzling since the race is/was so close between Obama and Romney.
Barr’s platform centered around smoking weed, apparently.

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November 7th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Can I change my vote?
Quick hypo, if you had to bang one to save your life, would you choose: Roseanne or Rosie O’Donnell?
November 7th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
She is an expert on the munchies.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Do they have to be alive?
November 7th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Both.
/shudders
November 7th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
do you even have to ask?
November 7th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Roseanne and it’s not close.
Also the “Roasts” are a fucking joke ever since they cut ties with the Friars. Fuck you Comedy Central.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I posed a hypothetical after class one day that was “gun to your head, you have to either fuck a corpse until climax, or eat a pound of human flesh raw.” Sometimes I’m glad that I’m no longer the most embarrassing product of PSU in the 2000s.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Dude you take molly and fuck the corpse, eating uncooked meat is unsanitary.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Sadly I might choose Rosie, just to avoid hearing Roseanne’s scratchy voice.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Next question. Would you rather be a roommate with a person that once banged a corpse or ate a pound of human flesh?
November 7th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
How do you know when a corpse has climaxed?
November 7th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Well I lived with a guy from Korea at the time and judging by the smells radiating from his room I’m assuming I’ve already ticked both boxes.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I don’t even know how to tell when a living partner climaxes.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Creampie.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
/fixed
November 7th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Are we talking dead babies or dead whores?
November 7th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
he who values his life lives a dog’s death.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
I don’t discriminate. The deadder, the better!
November 7th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Kill the right whore and its a twofer.
November 7th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Go on
/atl_engager
//H.E. Pennypacker
///somewhereoverdwaynebowe
November 7th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Is he Italian?
November 7th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I would choose sweet, sweet death.
November 7th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Kimchi is a muthafucka.
November 9th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Every remark above has nothing to do with the number of votes she won … that is something to consider in upcoming elections… she paved the way for other issues to be addressed – that was the purpose. Hell, you don’t think for one minute she didn’t know what she was doing? Or, how about the other presidential candidates on the ballot that lost? Hooray, for our country! Time to air out the house.
I’d run, but my brother said, “They’d shoot you before you made it to the podium!” Ha!