Oh ok gotcha. I think I got this all wrong. The white socks I wear are also no-show, so its not white socks its that they show?

Oh no. Just no. Ankle socks majority. I also wear shoes the majority of the time, so I’m in no position to judge anyone’s peculiarities

So basically black tube socks.

i go barefoot in my house

At home all bets are off and i wear whatever is comfortable.

You wear clothes at home? Pfft.

You fashionistas don’t wear white socks even when you are at home relaxing? Do you change out of your work clothes when you get home or just sport the look until bedtime?

I was talking about when you’re out. At home all bets are off and i wear whatever is comfortable.

ha. this is the only metro thing I do… (don’t worry JCK, I wear clothes that fit well) and I wish I didn’t have to. I’d look like Leonid Brezhnev otherwise though. I have to go with the lesser of 2 evils.

the batter hit a line drive to right center, where the absent minded, half asleep kid was, and nailed him right in the junk

I did this once on the schoolgrounds at recess, only it was the pitcher I nailed right in the nuts, and he wasn’t wearing a cup. He went down faster than a sack of drowned kittens.

And rule number 2 is don’t wear white socks unless you’re at the gym

I stopped wearing white socks the same time I stopped going to the gym.

/ Old guy kills the old-guy/white-socks stereotype
// While enhacing the old-guy/corpulent stereotype

there are a shocking number of NBA players who throw like girls…it’s actually funny. wish there were a youtube compilation.

exhibit A

unless you’re playing in Australia. they won’t let you on the course with socks that don’t show

Shit, there go my hopes for playing in the Outback.

/ Personal rule: socks if walking, no socks if carting
// Personal rule II: wear only sandal-type spikes, but spikeless

I dress like a typical dude.

Dude, there is nothing typical about you.

/ Meant as a compliment

Agreed, unless you’re playing in Australia. they won’t let you on the course with socks that don’t show.

no wonder aussie golfers choke like crazy…their sock game is all fucked up.

yeah but how often do you see other people wear white socks with jeans, or (worse) khaki shorts or (even worse) dress pants? I sent an employee to go change recently for showing up to work with black dress pants and white socks on and he couldn’t understand what the problem was.

All the time….it’s sad, really.