Comments on: Mets Outfielder Breaks Wrist Moving Furniture. Such a Mets Injury.

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:18:50 +0000

Who was the guy that broke his ribs “closing his suitcase” a few years ago? I think he was on the Indians but I might be confusing him with the guy that was in gay porn

Jonathan Lucroy, the Brewers catcher(and also their hottest hitter at the time) broke his hand when his wife “dropped a suitcase on it” while they were out in LA playing the dodgers. He was out for like 2 months. Not surprisingly, the Brewers season went into the shitter during that stretch.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:17:13 +0000

Who was the guy that broke his ribs “closing his suitcase” a few years ago? I think he was on the Indians but I might be confusing him with the guy that was in gay porn

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:15:48 +0000

That’s some serious masturbation if you need surgery. Guess I’m not a professional athlete. I’ll keep trying.

God Bless America!

/The indelible American spirit lives on
//single tear…

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:15:18 +0000

Masturbate? Oh, you guys. So innocent.

I was going more for a furniture joke.

By: FredSanford

FredSanford — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:12:53 +0000

That’s some serious masturbation if you need surgery. Guess I’m not a professional athlete. I’ll keep trying.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:04:02 +0000

Innocence and masturbation levels are inversely related, no?

What are you, Catholic?

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:02:23 +0000

“I said Lanolin!”

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:58:24 +0000

Innocence and masturbation levels are inversely related, no?

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:56:22 +0000

Masturbate? Oh, you guys. So innocent.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:55:27 +0000

Is this one of those things where we find out later that he was moving furniture while on his back?

Swedish people break down when they masturbate.

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:54:02 +0000

Is this one of those things where we find out later that he was moving furniture while on his back?

Wrist? More likely he had some tissues or a bottle of lotion in the other hand.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:51:27 +0000

Is this one of those things where we find out later that he was moving furniture while on his back?