Fast Girl Running Back Absolutely Owns This Boys’ Youth League [Video]
All, Video, Youth Sports November 6th. 2012, 3:30pm
Here’s a young girl named Sam Gordon, who looks unstoppable in a boys’ youth league. According to the caption, she has run for 1,911 yards on 8.2 yards per carry and has scored 35 touchdowns. That’s ancillary to the real issue here. Why are kids this small playing tackle football…and carrying the ball 233 times in a season?
[HT @Cartmaniak]

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November 6th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Fake.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
When I read the title, I honestly thought it said FAT Girl Running Back. Ponytailed Ron Dayne would’ve been much better.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
AMERICA THAT’S WHY.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
looks exactly like de’anthony. uncanny, really.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Next you can post that video those teen campers made while being spied on by Bigfoot.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Not like she will play high school football, so give her the rock now.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
bigfoot, pedobear…what’s the difference?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
6 inches.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Child abuse
/and poor tackling
November 6th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
carrying the ball 233 times in a season
So she carries the ball almost 30 times per game? I call bs on this.
In little kids games like this, you’re lucky to get 45 offensive plays in a game.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
If she’s offered a scholarship by Notre Dame, she automatically becomes a Heisman frontrunner for 2024, right?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
That’s ancillary to the real issue here. Why are kids this small playing tackle football…and carrying the ball 233 times in a season?
are you serious with that question? there are tackle leagues out there for 4 year olds.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
pretty sure he’s serious with that question…there are other countries that are cool with child protitution and that doesn’t make it ok.
/team no tackle football til 7th grade
November 6th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Here’s my political input for today:
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.
Name that character!
November 6th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
if that’s not monty burns then i got nothin.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
But how do you feel about Smear the kid that is not like the rest of us?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Finally some high horsed duffy finger wagging I can actually agree with.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Amazingly, the name of this boys’ league is the Little Sandusky Under Achievers.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
/team no tackle football til 7th grade
team grow a nut sack.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
The kids weight like what, 40 lbs and running slowly? Don’t think anyone is getting seriously hurt, when you have Jadeveon Clowney playing against high school teenagers that’s where it gets scary.
Terrifying even.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Damn you spence.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Why are kids this small playing tackle football…and carrying the ball 233 times in a season?
My 1st grader had the option of playing tackle. Those practices started in August when it was 100 degrees out. Fuck that. My kid chose flag football.
So she carries the ball almost 30 times per game? I call bs on this.
In little kids games like this, you’re lucky to get 45 offensive plays in a game.
Thought the same. I’m not ready to call bullshit on this, but I need something more than a sped up mix tape on youtube to believe it.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
He now needs to label this an egregious example of superciliousness.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Nada – what movie is your avatar/image/logo from? There’s clips of it in a Kleptones video, and haven’t been able to figure it out.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
beat the queer outta him.
/team let their nuts drop before subjecting them to getting the fuck pounded out of em by daddy coaches thinking this is the NFL
November 6th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
/team no tackle football til 7th grade
/team no tackle football til 4th grade
I’d consider 5th or 6th now, but the kids that started playing on the MS team with my 7th grader this year were way behind.
4th grade worked pretty well for both of mine. They were very anxious to play b/c all of their friends had been for 2-3 years.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
agreed. mike adams’ (former OSU, now steeler OT) HS highlights were a snuff film. he was a freak athlete, a lean 300+ lbs as a senior and just ragdolled kids….totally unfair.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
you guy that say no football til whatever grade need to say that about baseball, soccer, and hockey too.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
I knew the spirit of ddmcd1974 lived on this site!
November 6th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/nakedcity/177510161.html
Wow.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Its like she’s chasing chicken nuggets!
November 6th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
the fuck do i care about not-golf, not-golf and ice golf?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
They Live, John Carpenter’s classic 1987 lookahead a quarter-century into the future at what life under the Romney regime would be like.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
football field is safer than the swimming pool.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
SweetFeet Rudy Huxtable >>>>>>>> This girl.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
That video is the winner for “Most Unnecessary Use of Identifying Arrow”
November 6th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
The real question is who the f*** keeps stats for a youth football league?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
did you hear about that peewee gambling ring they just broke up?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
the fuck do i care about not-golf, not-golf and ice golf?
its true though bro. more head injuries in soccer than in football. if you want to make a ton of money, develop a protective head piece for soccer.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
nada, got it. thanks
for reference. http://vimeo.com/10624221
November 6th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
where are they getting the 8.2 YPC? , some people have no lives
November 6th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Ive been on the record agreeing with spence here. And matt bowen thinks the same.
Did you guys see the report that the 2yo died from the dogs and not the fall?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Yeah, this girl is like all outrunnin’ the boys and stuff, but let’s see her do it Gangnam Style.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
The real question is who the f*** keeps stats for a youth football league?
a ton of people… its sad.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Look! She’s the next Sam McGuffie – a YouTube sensation!
/Michigan recruit joke
November 6th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Can’t see it at work, longjohn, site blocked. I’ll check it out later at home.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
encourage people to play soccer? the fuck is wrong with you? that’s worse than having a bunch of kids bash their helmets into each other numerous times during their most important period of development.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Redundant?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Was thinking the same thing, it’s the giant fucker playing like some mutant Madden Create A Player against children.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Rudy “Sweat Pea” Huxtable > Sam Gordon
/does endzone dance
November 6th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Why are kids this small playing tackle football…and carrying the ball 233 times in a season?
And whose keeping stats on these young varmints?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Dammit Necci. And did I get the nickname wrong?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Soccer and football result in injuries to the head.
Golf results in injuries to the liver, and to the spleen.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Also…this video renews our love for the word ‘scampering’
November 6th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Registered, voted, and walked out of the building in under 20 minutes.
I know you all care.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
The kids weight like what, 40 lbs and running slowly? Don’t think anyone is getting seriously hurt, when you have Jadeveon Clowney playing against high school teenagers that’s where it gets scary.
My son is 10 and has played Pop Warner football for 2 years. It is completely anecdotal, but from my experience the risk of injury is fairly small at this age. Most tackles are of the “reach and drag down” variety, and the kids are generally not big or fast enough to generate violent collisions. I’ve seen worse in the back yard.
That said, I’m scared to death of what will happen when he wants to play high school ball where you really have men among boys.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I just assumed America had an independent 3rd party running elections, you cunts are useless. Your crumbling, make it up as you go along, designed for corruption voting system is definitive proof to the rest of the world of the utter callous and absurd state of existence.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Registered, voted, and walked out of the building in under 20 minutes.
You registered the same day you voted? Did you vote in Chicago?
November 6th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
encourage people to play soccer? the fuck is wrong with you?
absolutely no encouragement, but kids are going to play soccer. and football.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Also, there is NO WAY that girl carried the ball 233 times in a season. Pop Warner football at that age has a running clock with 4 ten minute quarters. A team is lucky if they get off 30-35 plays a game. And, the good teams get off less plays because every second play goes for a long TD run.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Oh, you quaint canucks.
Remember, the guy who was helping run Bush’s campaign in 2004 also was in charge of most of the voting machines.
November 6th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
shut up diet america…when we want anything to do with your “less great taste, even less filling” country, we’ll just march up on there, plant our flag and say thanks, you flannelly fags.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
I just assumed America had an independent 3rd party running elections, you cunts are useless. Your crumbling, make it up as you go along, designed for corruption voting system is definitive proof to the rest of the world of the utter callous and absurd state of existence.
Soused is like a Canadian Rutger Hauer.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Registered, voted, and walked out of the building in under 20 minutes.
You registered the same day you voted? Did you vote in Chicago?
Wisconsin is awesome that way. It should be that easy. Just had to give them a current utility bill. Lady had a sheet where she cross referenced to make sure nobody from my address voted already. BOOM.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Do you have to wait a certain amount of time before you go back, or can you just walk around to the end of the line?
/ Louisiana’d
November 6th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
kids are going to fuck and do drugs too…we must educate our youth before they get someone pregnant/concussed.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
It was probably more like 10 minutes now that I think about it. This was at a downtown Milwaukee polling place too. Crazy how people have to wait hours to vote.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Canadian Metal Band Assemble!
November 6th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
im sure they just gave wisconsin’s fat, drunk electoral votes to romney already, you hypocritical cockbadger of a state.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Erudite and thoughtful response from an illiterate nation of diabetics, religiously fanatical, deluding themselves into oblivion retard cunts. Shouldn’t you be eating/killing people who look different?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
kids are going to fuck and do drugs too…we must educate our youth before they get someone pregnant/concussed.
thats why you wear protection….
November 6th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
as long as devin townsend is the singer, im cool with it.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
aint no better protection than pulling out.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
It should definitely be easier in some states. Maybe not that easy but certainly easier.
/had to be registered to vote by Oct. 9.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
i’m 100% sure that this temp we have working with us is voting for Romney only because of his skin color. i swear i work in a city that still thinks the year is 1955.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
yes we should which is why you lesser americans are next on our list.
/gives soused a box of blankets
November 6th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
im sure they just gave wisconsin’s fat, drunk electoral votes to romney already, you hypocritical cockbadger of a state.
Yeah… but… Ohio.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Make sure you raise a man and not a boy, and you won’t have any problems.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
He’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time for rye.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Ohio: THE JUDGE DREDD OF STATES
November 6th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Wisconsin is awesome that way. It should be that easy. Just had to give them a current utility bill. Lady had a sheet where she cross referenced to make sure nobody from my address voted already. BOOM.
We had to have registered prior to a week ago. Photo ID and everything is computerized. I gave the chick my ID, she typed into a computer and asked me my address. Holy shit. My brain froze for a couple seconds and she gave me the stinkeye and then I finally spit it out. I probably shouldn’t be voting at seven in the morning.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Just finished flag, we spread it around, probably had 35 offensive plays a game, and I doubt anyone touched it more than 5 times a game. I kept track only to make sure I gave everyone one touch a game at least, but didnt track stats beyond that.
We played 7 regular season games then the playoffs. This seems highly dubious as these look like 5 year olds? Are they playing on a 100 yard field?
Tackle started in 2nd grade where I live and that seems early. I’m on team not until middle school.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
dyke
November 6th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
It should be that easy.
It should definitely be easier in some states. Maybe not that easy but certainly easier.
They have my signature, address, etc. Gave me an individual voting #. I don’t see how anyone could rig the system to vote more than once. I’m sure it’s possible, but I’m sure it’s possible in states where it’s harder to register too.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
So, you live in Texas too?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
We had to have registered prior to a week ago. Photo ID and everything is computerized.
Yeah… we don’t even need a photo ID. Just a proof of residency. (Utility Bill, Lease, Bank Statement, etc.)
If we did need a photo ID I’d be screwed because I don’t have a Wisconsin license yet.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I’m on team not until middle school.
i hope none of you derelicts are ever elected into office. i might be out of a job.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Erudite and thoughtful response from an illiterate nation of diabetics, religiously fanatical, deluding themselves into oblivion retard cunts. Shouldn’t you be eating/killing people who look different?
(Spencer thinks about it. Looks North across the border. The people there look different. The thirst of blood grows as Spencer taps his sword.)
November 6th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Now that is an Ozzy Osbourne moment if ever there was one.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Donald Trump is off the rails (more than he usually is). WHOA BOY.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Do you run a 3rd grade tackle football league?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Do you run a 3rd grade tackle football league?
sell the equipment.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Are they playing on a 100 yard field?
Yeah.
And the guy who uploaded it is her father, but there is no identifying info on what league or state or city. I can’t disprove it, but there isn’t enough here for me to believe.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
If so, would you consider employment as an NFL replacement ref during the next lockout?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
just sayin bro, lacrosse is the sport of the future…TODAY.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Practice hitting counts too
November 6th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
just sayin bro, lacrosse is the sport of the future…TODAY.
only sport in america that is growing….
but how can you endorse lacrosse for you kid but say football is bad?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
We talkin ’bout rugby in here?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
i hope none of you derelicts are ever elected into office. i might be out of a job.
I’m not elected to anything. Parental choice.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
hey, you’re the one selling metaphorical brain-damaging drugs to children, not me…im just the idea guy.
/dont see many 3rd grade lacrosse leagues
//you don’t hit in practice either
November 6th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
I don’t know for sure, but I’d bet some of my money that there are some out on Long Island.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
counterpoint: children from lawn guyland never had a functional brain to begin with.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
My kids team played her 2x this year. It is an 8-9 year old league in the Ute Conference league in Utah.
She was awesome. Great kid and very fun to play against. We beat them both times we played them but she scored 1x each game. They gave her the ball 90% of the time and she did a really good job on Offense and Defense. Sam carried the ball 30 times per game easy.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Check the comment by Surfskifin.
Is it normal for 8-9 year olds to get 30 carries a game?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
true story…girls dont get concussions.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
When she is the best player and the best chance for them to win they’ll give her the ball 30 times for sure.
Again, she was a good player in the league. We beat them pretty easy both times, but she was the main thing we had to watch for.
The games against them were very fun and coached well. Very safe too because the kids are taught to tackle correctly, not helmet to helmet.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
lets not suck their kiddie popsicles yet, sandusky…can’t prevent helmet to helmet in football. especially not when the helmet is roughly the size of their torsos.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Well, yeah…
/MS = multiple sclerosis, right?
November 6th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
When you don’t try to use the helmet as a weapon you have a lot less of a chance of getting hurt. These kids are taught to tackle correctly. When the helmet is used for protection and not as a weapon football is fun. The kids on our team and on her team all did a good job of this all year.
Spencer096 why you calling people sandusky? That is messed up.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
lol…wasnt calling you sandusky. was calling the metaphorical subject in the kiddie popsicle sucking metaphor sandusky. bad joke, whatevs.
all i was saying is shit happens on a football field. i saw quite a few bad injuries on fluke plays that you just can’t predict. granted, these are more soft tissue and bone injuries than concussions, but calling football safe, even without pads and tackling, aint exactly accurate.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Like fumble recoveries (but not forced fumbles).
November 6th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Do you have to wait a certain amount of time before you go back, or can you just walk around to the end of the line?
/ Louisiana’d
Awesome.
/Better Chicago’d
November 6th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
It is an 8-9 year old league in the Ute Conference league in Utah.
Damn. She is tiny.
Spencer096 why you calling people sandusky?
Spencer has a tic. You are new here. Come back. He didn’t mean anything by it unless you are a Michigan football fan and/or hate golf.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
It is not safe. You are right. But our coaches do our best to make it as safe as it can be so that the kids that want to play can do so. It is a rough game but both of my boys play it because they want to. They get a lot of excercise and are taught a lot by thier coaches about a lot more than just football.
There are a lot of things that are worse and sounding off on football and ignoring all the others (I could name many things that we each do every day that are more risky) is lame.
My kids get a ton out of it, but yes, I do worry about thier safety so I make sure that they know the proper way to tackle by staying behind thier pads, not with helmets.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Like I said before, she was pretty good and fun to play against. She was tiny too but pretty quick and very aggressive.
The coolest part was that she picked her football number, #6, because her family are all BYU fans and they love Luke Staley (BYU 2001 Doak Walker award winner) and he coached our offense. They were pretty excited to see him on our sidelines when we played them the first time. Luke is a very cool guy and talked to them for a bit after both games.
November 6th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Color me shocked that Duffy didn’t play organized sports growing up. What a shocker.
November 6th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
I love the violence and strategy and skill but the only safe tackle fb is no tackle fb
November 6th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
I am most curious about the name surfskifin…the “fin” is really throwing me off. Please explain.
November 6th, 2012 at 6:44 PM
It is just a combo of some things I do. But now with 3 kids I have to say I only really do one of them anymore. I work in finance.
November 8th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
What her grades like?