NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Week 9 Preview & Picks
Sir Stephen Douglas is coming down to crunch time as he prepares for his wedding. He amazingly didn’t have time to run a search for cheerleader pictures. We’ll see if he’s ever allowed to do that again.
So we’ve got a guest picker, Michael Necci, the best General Zod related account on the Twitter. Like Stephen, Michael is from upstate New York. He is a Bills fan so he knows good football. He will also defend Jimmer. No word on his stance on Call Me Maybe videos and Gangnam Style, but he’s the best we could do on short notice. He’ll try to not hurt Stephen’s season record on picks.
Last Week: Jason (10-4), Stephen (7-6)
Overall: Jason (60-51-5), Stephen (46-59-5)
Denver (-3.5) @ Cincinnati
Michael: Some think Denver is the best team in the AFC. I don’t. (Bengals)
Jason: I think the Broncos are the best team in the Greater Northern Kentucky area this weekend (Broncos)
Ravens (-3.5) @ Browns
Michael: Baltimore’s defense is really beat up, Flacco looked awful in his last start, but on the other hand . . . Cleveland. (Ravens)
Jason: Cleveland’s march to the playoffs have begun. It will be more like a small stroll (Browns)
Arizona (+10.5) @ Green Bay
Michael: That Greg Jennings commercial with him doing the Lambeau Leap and talking to the guy in the plane awful. (Packers)
Jason: The guy in the blue suit on the NFL commercials is worse, but he would be Arizona’s best quarterback (Cardinals)
Chicago (-3.5) @ Tennessee
Michael: Jay Cutler returns to Nashville. Titans return a pick.
Jason: Chris Johnson is back, against really bad rush defenses. Little different this week. (Titans)
Miami (-2) @ Indianapolis
Michael: Andrew Luck’s neck beard is on par with Kyle Orton’s. (Colts)
Jason: Winner to the playoffs? Norv Turner will have something to say about that (stifles laughter) (Dolphins)
Carolina (+3) @ Washington
Michael: Vince Young 2.0 vs Soon to be compared to Vince Young. ALL VINCE YOUNG. (Redskins)
Jason: The future of the entire nation is in the balance here, will Cam Newton cause a Romney victory? (Panthers)
Detroit (-4) @ Jacksonville
Michael: *Blank Stare* Um. Umm… LIONS!
Jason: The Jaguars leading receiver will not be a lineman. Maybe. (Lions)
Buffalo (+10) @ Houston
Michael: I’m a Bills fan. It’s not that fun you guys. Houston is the best team in the AFC. (Texans)
Jason: Much like in January 1993, the Bills will probably be behind by 32 against Houston at some point. (Texans)
Tampa Bay (+1.5) @ Oakland
Jason: Carson Palmer has not been replaced by Terrell Pryor. Stunned that Don Banks might have gotten that one wrong (Raiders)
Minnesota (+4.5) @ Seattle
Jason: Simultaneous pick here goes to the home team (Seahawks)
Pittsburgh (+3) @ New York Giants
Michael: The Giants will wash away the Steelers like Sandy washed… Too Soon? (Giants)
Jason: The Steelers couldn’t stay in a hotel in New York, and chose not to spend any more time in New Jersey. (Giants)
Dallas (+4) @ Atlanta
Jason: Tony Romo’s march to the Super Bowl begins here (Cowboys)
Philadelphia (+3) @ New Orleans
Michael: Andy Reid will fire himself next. (Saints)
Jason: I’m looking forward to seeing where Michael Fabiano has Michael Vick ranked this week, after he checks what everyone else says and then copies it without credit (Eagles)
- LeBron James’ Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- Paul George Hit a Ridiculous 3 to Send it Into Overtime After Throwing the Ball Away Moments Earlier [Video]
- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- Shane Battier Kneed Roy Hibbert in the Balls [Video]
- Chuck Norris Wants a NFL Team to Sign Tim Tebow Because He is a Winner Like Chuck Norris
- Quietgoesthedon on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- wildcat1144 on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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November 2nd, 2012 at 4:53 PM
So late last night I turned on Showtime and found this delightful piece of cinema called Suicide Girls : A Retrospective. Outstanding. Tremendously tremendous.
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:54 PM
this michael necci guy can go fuck himself.
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:56 PM
He should be. FREE PRYOR!
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Necci is good peoples
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:57 PM
I am surprised Necci didn’t work in a #BillsMafia.
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Gotta be into that sort of thing, which I am. I saw one where it was Suicide Girls disapearing movie. Caution, they do allow for all body types. Stupid empowerment.
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
You know there will be a Gangnam Style video post from the Douglas nuptials. You know it.
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
The Eagles have all the ear marks of a team about ready to roll over.
1.) Firing a coordinator level coach.
2.) A closed door players only meeting where it is announced that no one will quit.
3.) A player (Jason Babin) whining about something the fans did.
We’re a QB change away from full anarchy with this team.
/Saints 28 – Eagles 17
November 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Is that Tampa cheerleader Joy Behar or Vicki Lawrence?
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Those comparison’s are messed up. VY never won a Heisman.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 PM
That Arizona chick has the face of Bette Midler and I’d still let her fart oatmeal in my face.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 PM
The caption on the Cowboys cheerleader was a nice touch.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:02 PM
And have some internet points for the Warren Zevon reference in one of the captions.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Fuck, Arizona.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:04 PM
So is the Tim Tebow shirtless pic on the front page a permanent thing now?
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:06 PM
So is the Tim Tebow shirtless pic on the front page a permanent thing now?
I was going to say the exact same thing. “Tim Tebow Has A Girlfriend” or whatever headline being the first thing I see when the screens comes up actually dumbs down content of this site. (which is squarely of the “Tim Tebow Has a Girlfriend variety”, so I get that makes no sense)
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:07 PM
that is going to haunt my dreams tonight.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:08 PM
So is the Tim Tebow shirtless pic on the front page a permanent thing now?
and everytime I open this site, someone is walking by my desk and all they see it shirtless Tebow. Thanks for ruining my rep.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:10 PM
damn, Necci with the 15 minutes of fame. good get.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Awesome.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:23 PM
1) Who is Michael Necci? Friend? Writer? Commenter?
2) Did he fall asleep about midway through?
3) Who is this Fabiano character, and why does Lisk hate him so?
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:24 PM
I’m still looking for that in, but a couple of people going owe me a favor or two. I’ve already paid a handsome sum to the photographer to send me the pics.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:27 PM
I had to pause the trailer halfway through so I could pop over here to say, “Fuck yes.”.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:29 PM
Aw, man. Norval’s squad got a win last night. Where is the love?
/Donny Hathaway’d
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:31 PM
1) Someone needs to get on the Twitters.
2) Was wondering the same thing.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:33 PM
One of the few films i will spend money to go see.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:35 PM
The Iceman?
The Val Kilmer character from Top Gun is getting his own movie?
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:36 PM
I’m passively on the twitter…but the link to his twitter did not offer much info.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Im debating if I wanna go see Cloud Atlas this weekend. Hmm.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Oh, well … He’s a Bills fan who also comments here occasionally. Level-headed, and can be funny. He’s good people.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Flight got good reviews…I myself am waiting on Skyfall.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:40 PM
KC Resident, hope you see this. Was catching up on what I missed after work last night, and wanted to remind you in case you didn’t know, Gene Wilder had (has?) a jewfro because he is Jewish. Mel Brooks casts a lot of Jews in his movies because he is one himself. And if the woman that plays Lily Von Shtup is Jewish then call me a Jew-loving motherfucker!! Legs! Legs!
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:40 PM
whoa. that looks bad ass.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:41 PM
If I grow my hair out I get the fro going, whether it is a fro of the greedy variety however is unknown to me.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:41 PM
Oh yeah forgot about Flight. Love me some Denzel.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:42 PM
KC Resident, hope you see this. Was catching up on what I missed after work last night, and wanted to remind you in case you didn’t know, Gene Wilder had (has?) a jewfro because he is Jewish. Mel Brooks casts a lot of Jews in his movies because he is one himself. And if the woman that plays Lily Von Shtup is Jewish then call me a Jew-loving motherfucker!! Legs! Legs!
I’m more than mildly curious as to what sort of exchange could have led to this comment.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:42 PM
I’m with you, Babar. I’m going to see that new Bond with my brother on vacation. Looking forward to the Hobbit in December, too. I hope they meant this December and not next December. I fucking hate when they advertise for movies that are 1-2 years away.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Madeline Kahn. Legend.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:43 PM
I’m more than mildly curious as to what sort of exchange could have led to this comment.
Talking about Blazing Saddles and someone said Gene Wilders effeminate aura and jewfro/bug eyes creeped them the fuck out.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Madeline Kahn. Legend.
Yes, sit. Can’t ever remember her name for some reason. Never forget her legs, though. Ooooh those legs.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Yes, sir*
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Madeline Kahn. Legend.
So twue.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:50 PM
want to see iceman.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:54 PM
That was me meth
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:59 PM
How many times do you change your name?
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:00 PM
He’s got about three or four that he rotates through.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:00 PM
I lose track of them. I’d change mine, but I’m too busy at work……
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:02 PM
Now kmart is doing layaway
Watching The Mummy Returns with kids
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:04 PM
Now kmart is doing layaway
They look at it as they’re not bringing in money anyways, they might as well turn not getting money from customers into a program. I’m surprised they’re still in business. Only time I ever go to Kmart is to get my hunting and fishing license because our state employees are incompetent motherfuckers. Curious if every state’s employees are that way.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:05 PM
I think including a few ive had for a few days ive probably had 15 different ones
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:05 PM
shark.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Iceman – holy fuck yes, a thousand times yes!
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Poor 5yo of mine is crying bc of a ascpa ad. Damn you manipulative advertisers!
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:13 PM
Poor 5yo of mine is crying bc of a ascpa ad. Damn you manipulative advertisers!
My wife gave some money once to Smile Train. Now once a month, without fail, we get a new picture in the mail of yet another child with a cleft palate or hair lip or something that our American dollars should be used to fix.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:15 PM
hair lip
Do I even want to know?
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:19 PM
Meth you know it as hare lip
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:20 PM
That and the Cee Lo intro are horrible.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:21 PM
We don’t have hares in Delaware. I saw a snowshoe hare up in Maine. Those things have abnormally long looking feet.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:21 PM
Do I even want to know?
Part of the upper lip and philtrum (which is the area between your lip and noise) is missing. It’s basically the same thing as a cleft palate I think.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Alright gents, off to hit the bar. You all have a pleasant evening.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:24 PM
Meth, still haven’t watched blazing saddles, I’ll get around to it next week when the wife is away.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:25 PM
I’ll get around to it next week when the wife is away.
Party at Smallie’s house.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:26 PM
Don’t waste your time smallie…see The Descent instead in a dark room
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:32 PM
Vez, never heard of it.