Oregon will wear their “White Vapor” uniforms against USC. These are Nike’s sleekest, fastest, most awesomest uniforms ever and have something called “chain maille.” That’s a coincidental, svelte No. 6 and totally not DeAnthony Thomas.

Maryland has opted to bring back the state flag uniforms in a vein-bulging black. The badass gaudiness is intentional, to disguise the fact they are starting a freshman linebacker at quarterback. The gloves should be a huge hit with Honda motorcycle enthusiasts.