Pascual Pérez: Former MLB Pitcher Murdered During Home Invasion

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54 Responses to “Pascual Pérez: Former MLB Pitcher Murdered During Home Invasion”

• 1

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 10:50 AM
  

  Pérez, 55

  you mean 55 in that baseball card pic, right? RIGHT?

• 2

  jbriaz Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
  

  RIP Perez. RIP Expos.

• 3

  Clayton Cargill Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 10:55 AM
  

  Is there a video?

  /JMac

• 4

  #pettycowards Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 10:58 AM
  

  he violated the jeri curl policy too

• 5

  Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 10:58 AM
  

  I think I remember a story about him missing a start because he got lost on the way to stadium when he pitched for the Braves. Funny story at the time, but in hindsight it was probably the drugs

• 6

  ms621 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:00 AM
  

  I didn’t know meth was big in Montreal in the 80s.

  /RIP though

• 7

  Roethlishotdog Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:00 AM
  

  Is that icon in the bottom left photoshopped? Good job whoever did it – looks just like the icons Topps used to use.

• 8

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:02 AM
  

  I think I remember a story about him missing a start because he got lost on the way to stadium when he pitched for the Braves

  IIRC, he was circling around on the Atlanta freeways and couldn’t figure out how to get off the freeways and to the stadium.

• 9

  #pettycowards Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:02 AM
  

  got four kids’ worth of halloween booty. me, going through it, with no one to stop me:

  payday? nobody likes paydays (takes)
  nestle crunch? kids don’t like those (takes)
  baby ruth? they don’t even know baby maris (pockets)
  whoppers? nobody likes malted milk balls (takes)

• 10

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
  

  From Wiki:

  “He often drew the ire of his opponents, using an imaginary finger gun to shoot opponents …”

• 11

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
  

  payday? nobody likes paydays (takes)
  nestle crunch? kids don’t like those (takes)
  baby ruth? they don’t even know baby maris (pockets)

  the fuck? all those rawk but…

  whoppers? nobody likes malted milk balls (takes)

  yea, these are gross.

• 12

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
  

  got four kids’ worth of halloween booty

  Did you Halloween as Sandusky this year?!

• 13

  arkbadger Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
  

  if only the baseball ratings were higher, I feel like tragedies like this could be avoided.

• 14

  cracker jack Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:05 AM
  

  whoppers? nobody likes malted milk balls

  Well this one is true. Disgusting.

• 15

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:06 AM
  

  Well this one is true. Disgusting.

  i see we’ve formed an uneasy alliance on this issue…;

• 16

  VladimirCrouton Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  whoppers? nobody likes malted milk balls

  Well this one is true. Disgusting.

  I concur.

  RIP Pascual

  /Question Urbina

• 17

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:08 AM
  

  He was entertaining as hell to watch. I think all of the Perez brothers had some form of quirk. Pascual’s look back at first between his legs was awesome.

• 18

  cracker jack Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:09 AM
  

  i see we’ve formed an uneasy alliance on this issue…;

  I think I’d rather eat mint choc chip ice cream

• 19

  #pettycowards Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
  

  i don’t usually agree with any of you but at least we can agree on this

  /pushing a meme
  //it’s way too cumbersome

• 20

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:11 AM
  

  I think I’d rather eat mint choc chip ice cream

  hold your tongue, wench or mr. thundermaker here’s gonna start barkin’ fire.

• 21

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:12 AM
  

  “#pettycowards hates malted milk balls and finds asian women to be hideous” reads like a political attack ad that no one would ever believe.

• 22

  #pettycowards Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:12 AM
  

  i will treat san diego minus 7 as the lock of the century today and put as much as 50 dollars on it

• 23

  KC Resident Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  “He often drew the ire of his opponents, using an imaginary finger gun to shoot opponents …”

  Wow. Go Wiki.

• 24

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  Youtube has no videos of Perez rocking the Eephus pitch and that truly is sad. 80′s pitchers were awesome.

• 25

  NinoBrown Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  payday? nobody likes paydays (takes)
  nestle crunch? kids don’t like those (takes)
  baby ruth? they don’t even know baby maris (pockets)

  Also threw in some snickers minis and krackel (the crunch rip-off)

  Threw away all the loose candy corn, why do people do that?

• 26

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:14 AM
  

  nobody likes malted milk balls

  Has it occurred to you that maybe Mrs. Malted Milk does?

• 27

  #pettycowards Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:14 AM
  

  rex, i find asian malted milk balls delicious. but the right will gloss over that

• 28

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:15 AM
  

  Perez rocking the Eephus pitch

  I always see Luis Tiante in my head when the “Eephus pitch” is mentioned.

  / Didn’t Ted Williams once step out of the box to homer off one of those?

• 29

  cracker jack Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  

  “#pettycowards hates malted milk balls and finds asian women to be hideous” reads like a political attack ad that no one would ever believe.

  I saw the funniest political ad ever last night. The basic premise.. I cant even properly describe it for you. Just watch.

• 30

  #pettycowards Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  

  don’t sleep on Mr goodbar now

  and i forgot paydays were no chocolate…peanuts and caramel do not go well with the blackest of coffee and souls

• 31

  cracker jack Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  

  “Less hair. More medicare!”

  I mean that’s just a great ad

• 32

  HtownHacker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  

  I think I remember a story about him missing a start because he got lost on the way to stadium when he pitched for the Braves.

  I had completely forgotten about that. It was a running joke at the time, I think his teammates bought him a jacket with I-285 or whatever the highway was where he got lost emblazoned on the back.

• 33

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:17 AM
  

  Didn’t Ted Williams once step out of the box to homer off one of those?

  I think you’re referring to Johnny Bench reaching his bat out and slapping a single during an intentional walk.

  /all I got

• 34

  ms621 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:18 AM
  

  Perez rocking the Eephus pitch

  I always see Luis Tiante in my head when the “Eephus pitch” is mentioned.

  / Didn’t Ted Williams once step out of the box to homer off one of those?

  Possibly. Glen Davis definitely hit one off of Perez in Montreal in ’89.

  That’s not even the most obscure memory I have.

• 35

  roastbeast Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:18 AM
  

  louis tiant pitched to ted williams?

  i miss tiant’s windup

• 36

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:20 AM
  

  “Less hair. More medicare!”

  Hernia’s filming a counter to this as I type.

  Also, Ohio’s Senate race between Sherrod Brown and Josh Mandel is the most entertaining campaign I’ve ever seen. The attack ads are brutally amusing, with many attacking Mandel’s frat boy network of cronies.

• 37

  ms621 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:22 AM
  

  i miss tiant’s windup
  
  Juan Marichal’s windup > Luis Tiant’s windup

• 38

  HtownHacker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:22 AM
  

  Ted Williams famously hit a homer off of Rip Sewell’s (I think) eephus pitch. I believe it was in an All Star game, but I could be mistaken.

• 39

  HawkEye Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:23 AM
  

  Threw away all the loose candy corn, why do people do that?

  Because candy corn is disgusting

• 40

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:23 AM
  

  i just squeezed out a nasty eephus…bathroom smelled like an elephant covered in burnt hair trampled through an indian restaurant.

• 41

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:24 AM
  

  …far too many quasi-anchorman references in there.

  /lashes self a’la van alden

• 42

  NinoBrown Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:25 AM
  

  Isnt there a chocolate payday?

• 43

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:26 AM
  

  Julio Franco’s Batting Stance > Juan Marichal’s windup > Eric Davis’ Batting Stance > Luis Tiant’s windup

• 44

  roastbeast Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:27 AM
  

  Juan Marichal’s windup >

  is this with ball or bat?

• 45

  roastbeast Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:29 AM
  

  Len Dykstra’s Coked-Out Twitchy Everything > Jose Canseco’s Roided-Out twitchy everything > Julio Franco’s Batting Stance > Juan Marichal’s windup > Eric Davis’ Batting Stance > Luis Tiant’s windup

• 46

  arkbadger Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:30 AM
  

  Because candy corn is disgusting

  regular candy corn is heavenly, but yes, the chocolate ones are quite nasty.

• 47

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:33 AM
  

  Ted Williams famously hit a homer off of Rip Sewell’s (I think) eephus pitch

  I think that was the one I was thinking of, Htown.

• 48

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:34 AM
  

  Juan Marichal’s windup >

  is this with ball or bat?

  John Roseboro doesn’t find this funny, friend.

• 49

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:36 AM
  

  I saw the funniest political ad ever last night

  I miss the Sparky vs. Webfoot attack ads.

• 50

  roastbeast Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 11:40 AM
  

  yeah nada. one of my favorite players from my yoot did this. old timers knew how to violence

  http://blog.detroitathletic.com/2011/10/13/campaneris-bat-toss-1972-playoffs/

• 51

  Nada Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 12:06 PM
  

  old timers knew how to violence

  http://blog.detroitathletic.com/2011/10/13/campaneris-bat-toss-1972-playoffs/

  The reverse Clemens vs. Piazza.

• 52

  roastbeast Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 12:10 PM
  

  The reverse Clemens vs. Piazza.

  i bet piazza would like that

• 53

  squawkbox Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 12:57 PM
  

  I think I’d rather eat mint choc chip ice cream

  HA!

• 54

  yorwifesahor Says:
  November 1st, 2012 at 3:56 PM
  

  Because candy corn is disgusting

  My House Candy Corn = 7 Trick or Treaters..
  Neighbor Candy Apples = 87 Trick or Treaters..

  Spoiled Bastards

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