Roundup: Kate Upton’s Halloween, Hurricane Sandy Fallout, Disney Buys Lucasfilm, Stephen Jackson is “Lonely at the Top”
Kate Upton is…Marilyn Monroe’s skeleton?…Sad Sandy death stories… Sandy and Climate Change. New York Marathon to proceed as scheduled. Twitter troll outed. Management shakeup at Apple. Disney bought Lucasfilm for $4.1 billion. Obama is not an Ayn Rand fan. Speaking of Obama… Vonnegut’s Letters. If you’re into 19th Century Medical Dissection. Neil Patrick Harris is directing a magic show. The world’s oldest writing system may be deciphered. Police broke up a cat party in Iceland. A James Bond deathmatch.
Jordan Jefferson violated terms of his probation, is in jail. [NOLA]
Junior Seau had a net buy-in of $6.8 million at MGM International Properties. [NCTimes]
A 90-year-old woman was crushed by a tree in Connecticut during Hurricane Sandy. [Courant]
Spurrier’s comment about Dabo stained a tribute to Marcus Lattimore. [Yahoo!]
Cheerleaders give you their 2012-13 NBA Predictions. [Esquire]
Parents are now being bribed to attend parent-teacher conferences. Why not just cut out the middle man and bribe the kids? [Sun Times]
A wild boar went on a rampage in Berlin. [Guardian]
Kliff Kingsbury is good at coaching the offense, loves v-neck shirts. [Coaching Search]
Nine-Figure Betting on Youth Football? Only in Florida (we hope). [ESPN]
The USWNT has a new coach. [ProSoccerTalk]
Arizona kept playing quarterback Matt Scott despite blatant concussion signs. [Forbes]
Drunk woman jumped into turbulent Sandy-fueled water to save ducks, neglected her toddler. [WGAL]
A 70-year-old man misspoke, mistaking one Hurricane name for another. [USA Today]
Hurricane Sandy has already inspired multiple YouTube ballads. [Mental Floss]
MLS passes $6 million in total attendance. Don’t ask about the TV ratings. [Stumptown Footy]
Phil Steele has updated his bowl projections. Clemson fans will enjoy. [Phil Steele]
Stephen Jackson’s “Lonely at the Top” Featuring Kevin Durant via DailyThunder
Independent wrestler botches move off the top rope, almost dies.
Anderson Cooper needlessly playing around in the surf during a Hurricane.
Miami 2017
[Photo via Getty]
- LeBron James’ Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- Paul George Hit a Ridiculous 3 to Send it Into Overtime After Throwing the Ball Away Moments Earlier [Video]
- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- Shane Battier Kneed Roy Hibbert in the Balls [Video]
- Chuck Norris Wants a NFL Team to Sign Tim Tebow Because He is a Winner Like Chuck Norris
- Quietgoesthedon on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- wildcat1144 on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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October 31st, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Independent wrestler botches move off the top rope, almost dies.
the show must go on. I liked how he still kicked out after a long 2 count.
Also, OUCH.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:20 AM
She even looks great when she’s looking skeletal.
/Team Skeleton
I’m back to work, 3 days left before the weekend!
October 31st, 2012 at 8:24 AM
This is a classic tune. Never got a chance to see Billy Joel live, though I saw him at a meet/greet at Penn State in the mid-90′s. He talked for about 2 hrs about music and then did a few numbers. What sucked was, his coming to Penn State got lot of requests, so he did 2 shows. Problem was, he booked the 2nd show before our original show and he played for 3 hrs, where we only got 2hrs.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:24 AM
A 70-year-old man misspoke, mistaking one Hurricane name for another.
I completely agree with the sentiment here. It’s an easy thing to do, because of (tongue) muscle memory.
Just like I’ll let everybody slide on Obama/Osama. And Obama/Hitler. These things happen.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Nine-Figure Betting on Youth Football?
Pay the players.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:29 AM
The world’s oldest writing system may be deciphered.
It doesn’t stay ‘Stairway to Heaven’. It means – STARGATE.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:36 AM
boars are fucked up…that seemed small tho. you always hear about wild boar here being like 500+ lbs, right?
October 31st, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Well done, Lakers.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Isnt that Upton photo from last year?
October 31st, 2012 at 8:40 AM
fixed
October 31st, 2012 at 8:41 AM
boars are fucked up…that seemed small tho. you always hear about wild boar here being like 500+ lbs, right?
you think that because you only listen to hyperbole, while waiting for your turn to talk. You tune out regular stories. 265 pounds of crazy, tusked animal sounds like bad, bad news. So like a rampaging Von Miller holding a bayonet, but all hairy and hunched over.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Yeah, he’s not gonna win NC.
Disney now owns ABC, ESPN, Marvel, Pixar and Lucasfilm. ILM and Skywalker Sound were part of the acquisition as well. That is as big a media empire as had ever existed.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Because there are multiple studies showing that parents being involved in education result in children being better educated?
October 31st, 2012 at 8:43 AM
well yea, im not saying it wasn’t bad news, hence the ‘fucked up.’ if a domesticated 40 lb dog can be more than a person can handle, quadruple-plus that and wild is something i want no part of.
first thing that came to mind was that story a few years ago about that 10 year old kid who killed a 800 lb. boar with a huge ass pistol.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Higher per game attendance than the NBA.
Speaking of the NBA, Dwight Howard sure must’ve put in a lot of hours working on those free throws this offseason.
In other news, I love KG.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:45 AM
That is as big a media empire as had ever existed.
I think Ancient Sumeria at one point possessed all of the paper and writing utensils in existence on earth. So percentage wise, that’s a larger media empire.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:47 AM
first thing that came to mind was that story a few years ago about that 10 year old kid who killed a 800 lb. boar with a huge ass pistol.
that was a domesticated pig that somebody decided not to kill, and keep feeding. And it was over 1000 pounds, and had been given to a “preserve” who let people hunt there.
I watch a lot of wild boar based television shows, because I have zero dignity, and a pig bigger than 300 is a huge deal. But catch dogs are amazing.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Yeah, but I bet their over-night ratings were awful, so everyone should have seen the end coming.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Their HD was terrible, though. Worse than CBS.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:50 AM
dirt…this one was the domesticated pig? well shit, that’s no fun then.
honestly, had no idea about boars/pigs/snoutly animals. youre prolly right my boar news screening mechanism needs an update.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Hard R Boba Fett movie or GTFO.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Disney now owns ABC, ESPN, Marvel, Pixar and Lucasfilm. ILM and Skywalker Sound were part of the acquisition as well.
Bro, you omitted the Jim Henson Creature Shop.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:53 AM
If parents need to be bribed to attend a once a year conference that takes less than an hour, they probably aren’t spending their evenings helping/encouraging their kids to do homework.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Entirely possible. Picking the girl pic takes forever. It was 1:00 in the morning. This came up on Getty.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Yes, Sandy unequivocally proves that Global Warming is fact. Of course there is no phenomenon to blame for past hurricanes that flooded Manhattan (in the 19th Century!!). As Rahm says “never waste a good catastrophe” huh lefties? I find the exploitation of Sandy by the left to be particularly gross. Also, no matter how “Presidential” the Chaosen One tries to look he is still going to lose next Tuesday. And unfortunately the seas will start rising again….
October 31st, 2012 at 8:55 AM
dirt…this one was the domesticated pig? well shit, that’s no fun then.
Yep. His name was Fred, and he’d been given to the place where the guy “hunted” him less than a week earlier.
But 500+ pound wild pigs exist, but are very dependent on a dependable food source.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Geez, Chaosen = Chosen.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Pretty embarrassing losing at home, on opening night, to a lottery team without their best player.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I’m going to go against the Internet grain here with this Star Wars thing: with the right director and story, a Star Wars sequel trilogy would be fantastic. The prequels suffered in large part because they were tied into a predetermined resolution. Well that and the acting/writing were terrible.
But there’s an entire universe out there for Disney to tap. If they concentrate on building a strong story, avoid shoehorning in lame attempts to sell toys and get five year olds into the theater, and let the FX fill in the gaps, it could work.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Entirely possible. Picking the girl pic takes forever. It was 1:00 in the morning. This came up on Getty.
I think you’re supposed to go to DiscardedPapparazziPhotos.com and pick your favorite celebrity photo from either the Upnose section, or the Bloat Section.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:57 AM
The old man even setup a website Where the Kill Meets the Grill. Catchy.
Poor website design though. Reminds me of those twits that shoot these YouTube videos in portrait view.
/Team Landscape or GTFO
October 31st, 2012 at 8:57 AM
that makes a lot of sense…shouldve realized how much an 800 lb boar would have to eat to be that size. i could imagine it’d have been more common to see them way bigger way, way back…kinda like the modern great white vs. the prehistoric megalodon.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:59 AM
this whole 1,000 lb. boar/pig thing being fake-ish is totally bumming me out.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:59 AM
They aren’t easy being seen.
/kermited
That global warming rant the best you got? When’s Rodney coming?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I think the move here is to ape Homeland and have a sleeper Sith infiltrate the Jedi. But wait…didn’t Palpatine already play that card? Shit. At any rate, Darth Maul was by far the greatest creation of the second trilogy and they explicably had him die at the hands of the guy from The Island. Give Maul his own movie, with him going from settlement to settlement, just butchering kids.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Not bad, but Sean Connery ALWAYS win.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:02 AM
I guess it was…….
/sunglasses
her time to leaf.
/YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!
//I tried
October 31st, 2012 at 9:03 AM
i like where you’re going with this.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:03 AM
I don’t know about anyone else but I am 0-U-T on Star Wars. Loved original trilogy as a kid, but the disappointment of Episode 1 was crushing. The next two were no better. I’m finished, it’s been beaten out of me.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:03 AM
I would watch a (mockumentary) movie about a Jedi computer engineer who designed a Jedi Dewey Decimal system for the Jedi Library that only another Jedi could hack and remove the information on a planet.
That would be a good movie.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Now this I could get into.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Jordan Jefferson violated terms of his probation, is in jail. [NCTimes]
Dead link, Duffy.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I won’t see them in the theatre but I will watch them when they come on during the marathon on Spike in 2020.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:06 AM
I don’t know about anyone else but I am 0-U-T on Star Wars. Loved original trilogy as a kid, but the disappointment of Episode 1 was crushing. The next two were no better. I’m finished, it’s been beaten out of me.
Number of Star Wars Viewings (for me)
IV – 15+
V – 15+
VI – more than 5, less than 10
I – 3
II – 1
III – 1
So yeah, I’m through with that shit.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:06 AM
If they concentrate on building a strong story, avoid shoehorning in lame attempts to sell toys and get five year olds into the theater, and let the FX fill in the gaps, it could work.
Well you’re gonna get a Harry Potter type arc of 5-7 movies not a trilogy. 4 bills.
Hopefully they just bootjacked George Lucas right out of the building. Threw hi Jar Jar Binks shit it in cardboard box and had security escort him out Scott Pioli style.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:06 AM
The only reason I’d welcome another Star Wars movie is to listen to another Red Letter Media commentary.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:07 AM
The big boar was hunted inside a large, low-fence enclosure and fired upon 16 times by Stone, who struck the animal nearly a half-dozen times during the three-hour hunt.
I remember reading about this hog, but never noticed the part I quote above. How very sportsmanlike.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Another gripe I had with Revenge of the Sith is when the dude from Down With Love keep calling kids “younglings” when Annie slaughtered them.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:08 AM
It’s in my nature
/Scorpion’d
Seriously, does this surprise anyone? After a great 6-0 start, Spurrier’s team got physically abused over the next 2 weeks and almost lost to a TEN that was giving up over 40 pts a game in the last 3 games. The Old Ball Coach always resorts to snide remarks when faced with adversity. Whatever the line for the season finale in Clemson, hit CLEM and hit it hard.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Best review quote I ever read about the third one was “Lucas has no idea how great a movie he almost made.” For whatever reason that really stuck with me…so brilliantly accurate.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:09 AM
My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop. Now they’re trying to convince us that Hoth is melting. Well, that’s crazy, Just trying to scare us. And if that weren’t enough to get you mad, we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin mining facility. Gee, I wonder how he got that job. Well, let me tell you how he got that job. Affirmitive action strikes again.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I’m gonna love when the new Star Wars is just a reboot of IV, V, and VI. The internet will explode when that is announced.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:10 AM
you guys have all gone nuts with italics.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Why is everyone, including myself, have the italics going on?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Who left their italics tag open?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:11 AM
furiously lolling.
Whats wrong with the quote function?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Did that work?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Kate, hunny, you look like a fucking asshole.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:12 AM
This is hurting my eyes. Both of them.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:13 AM
This is why you should assign a week to any poster on this forum to submit a week’s worth of Roundup pics for the upcoming week. I’m in for that.
/Team English Tarts
//Team Curves
///needs more Kelly Brook
October 31st, 2012 at 9:13 AM
don’t quote me on this, but the quote machine is stuck in gear
October 31st, 2012 at 9:14 AM
This is hurting my eyes. Both of them.
Still not as bad as Ryan’s flashing text.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:14 AM
italics Wednesday at TBL!!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
looks like KC Resident started it!
/I was third in line
October 31st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
it’s like everyone is whispering
October 31st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I hope someone points out that things are in italics.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Is this something we can blame on the Romanian servers? Or is this on Sandy? Either way, someone tell McIntyre to send it up the line over at the IT department.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Apparently Topher Grace put together a cut of all three and it’s spectacular. Just focus on the main plot points and you’d have something.
/Fuck Jar-Jar
October 31st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Fine, ok, ok. Uncle.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:16 AM
!!!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:16 AM
OK, so you know how everybody likes everything to be about them? Well Hurricane Sandy is going to cost me 1000 bucks.
My parents- in- law’s house got 4 feet of water in it (and it’s five feet off the ground to start with) and we were planning on going there this Saturday, and flying out of NYC with already purchased pickets to Titsburg.
Now I have to go there, stay in a hotel, and clean hurricane soaked garbage for 3 days while my kids pick their noses on a rotting floor.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:16 AM
looks like KC Resident started it!
I noticed that. I even logged out and back in. This isn’t on me.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Jason, fix your site.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
So, the Beef O’Brady’s bowl is solid at Nevada vs East Carolina?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I can honestly say I’ve never sat through an entire Star Wars movie, and I’ve only made around half a dozen attempts to do so in my life. Fuck Star Wars.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Italics! Finance
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Whatever, Padme and Anakin woodenly talking about sand and where it gets is compelling and rich
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
These letters are more slanted than a Nate Silver poll, amirite???
October 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Sorry to hear that Clayton, that sucks left-hind teet.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I blame the liberal media
October 31st, 2012 at 9:18 AM
We’ve gone to plaid.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:18 AM
dirt…this one was the domesticated pig? well shit, that’s no fun then.
think that pic is a fake. but, yeah, those wild boars are scary as hell.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:18 AM
How the hell did you get through Phantom Menace 3 times?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I logged out and logged back in. Don’t blame this white guy.
My “Logged in as QueeferSutherland” is also in italics, as is all the policy info at the bottom of the page.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:19 AM
These letters are more slanted than a Nate Silver poll, amirite???
Rodney! Rodney! Rodney!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:19 AM
SHUT IT DOWN?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:20 AM
These letters are more slanted than my Oriental neighbor’s eyes!
/Chitwood
October 31st, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Dont worry guys, i have an email into tech support. they said they’d run it up the flagpole.
/your pole
//no coop’d
October 31st, 2012 at 9:21 AM
These letters are more slanted than my Oriental neighbor’s eyes!
/Chitwood
SHUT IT DERRRRRRRRRRRRRN
/bold = quote, ftw
October 31st, 2012 at 9:22 AM
dying.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:23 AM
How the hell did you get through Phantom Menace 3 times?
I saw it once in a theater, then I went on a date with a Vietnamese divorcee who wanted to see that movie. So I took her to that movie, and screwed up the part where you get to have the sex. She was awful to talk to, so I never went out with her again. I was thwarted by panty hose and the fact that I lived very far from where she lived, and she didn’t want to drive half an hour to turn down my sex requests when she could just do it right then and there.
Then i watched it once at home, a few years later. Just to hate it.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Thanks Clayton, I just spit coffee on my computer screen
October 31st, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Disney is evil.
Watched Homeland last night. Fantastic. SoA wasn’t that bad. But I’m pretty sure Jax should just have that dumb dumb dumb south park song playing every time he’s on the screen.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Donna Chang.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Did she look like this?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:31 AM
You can be thwarted by those? I hope I never encounter them.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Man, you don’t watch much Disney, do you?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:32 AM
I like how it’s blasphemous to talk shit about Star Wars but it’s perfectly acceptable to shit on American Idol and Justin Bieber. Notice the “you only hate popular things” applies to just the things that are popular to people who think they’re better than reality TV show watchers.
George Lucas couldn’t write his way out of a screened in patio. Disney buying him out could be awesome. Or they’ll put Chris Columbus in charge and make it even worse.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Yeah if they use the expanded universe it could be amazing.
But it’s Disney. So.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:33 AM
You can be thwarted by those? I hope I never encounter them.
yeah, she was like 40, and wore panty hose. It’s like an impenetrable barrier against fingers. And it’s a whole ordeal to get them off. They’re like footie pajamas.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I’M ITALICIZED BITCH
October 31st, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I laughed
but it’s not true because Silver’s polls are much more slanted
October 31st, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Cat Party is a good link. Hard hitting photojournalism.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:38 AM
But you didn’t go home. So you were trying to finger her in the theater?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I like how it’s blasphemous to talk shit about Star Wars
Huh? People have talked shit about Star Wars since the Ewoks came on screen.
avoid shoehorning in lame attempts to sell toys and get five year olds into the theater,
Selling toys is the only reason Disney bought Lucasfilms.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:40 AM
More specifically, the popcorn line.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:40 AM
one of the best comments ive read here.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:41 AM
My coworker’s 8 year old son died when they were outside surveying the damage on their property, and a loose tree limb fell on him. Unreal.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:43 AM
The Lebron Samsung commercials made me hate life.
/Also fuck Ray Allen
October 31st, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Because of the italics it looks like you said you fuck Ray Allen.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Too.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:45 AM
But you didn’t go home. So you were trying to finger her in the theater?
in the car, in a parking lot, by her car.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Also, let’s not act like Star Wars toys weren’t a massive deal when we were kids in the seventies and eighties.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:46 AM
This is sad
October 31st, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Hey did you guys hear that Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel fucked Ray Allen?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:47 AM
He did okay by Ghostbusters.
Haters gonna hate. I don’t think I could stand being around KG and Rondo for more than a few years either.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:47 AM
My 11th birthday was all Star Wars. It was awesome!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Again weather instances are3 not proof of climate change, it can be just be weather. I said yesterday that the only thing you could attribute is higher than normal coastal waters which contributes to the size of the hurricane.
/Unless your a shell scientist/cunt global warming is real
October 31st, 2012 at 9:49 AM
test
October 31st, 2012 at 9:49 AM
That’s terrible cj.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Where’s the Pool Cleaner guy from yesterday? That dude knows what’s what.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:50 AM
You lost me.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:50 AM
That was actually Jill Kelly in He Got Game
October 31st, 2012 at 9:50 AM
condolences with no jokes. mamalickbooday did have a point…
October 31st, 2012 at 9:51 AM
2013 Pomeroy College Basketball Ratings
October 31st, 2012 at 9:51 AM
My well my opposite day thesis is bunk, tried to post in italics as a counter-measure.
Wait.
italic
Now I’m out of ideas.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Where’s the Pool Cleaner guy from yesterday? That dude knows what’s what.
He comes in late. He’ll be here.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:52 AM
coward. don’t dip your toes in our italicized pool. jump in all the way.
/splashes italics at everybody.
//maniacal laugh
October 31st, 2012 at 9:52 AM
???
October 31st, 2012 at 9:52 AM
“Duke is not a top 25 team.”
- Jason McIntyre
October 31st, 2012 at 9:53 AM
My coworker’s 8 year old son died when they were outside surveying the damage on their property, and a loose tree limb fell on him. Unreal.
ugh. Your coworker’s life is ruined.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Shit going all-italics is common in mobile site testing.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Looks like this surveyor..
/NOooooo
//backs away slowly
October 31st, 2012 at 9:53 AM
What?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:54 AM
He did okay by Ghostbusters.
backpedal, cleet.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Oh my god Columubus named his production house “1492 Productions.” What an asshole.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Preseason polls/ratings are pointless. This one seems more pointless than usual.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:55 AM
That’s a shame RIP, I hate to hear about young children dying/being killed.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Maybe Columbus was attached to that proposed third movie or something?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Awww, come on. You don’t trust JMac’s judgment over Pomeroy’s, Luke Winn’s, the AP voters, et al???
October 31st, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Stray in the post markup?
I for one welcome our new italics overlord.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Oh my god Columubus named his production house “1492 Productions.” What an asshole.
I only know Goonies, and the Harry Potter first two off the top of my head.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I lost myslef too, I thought he directed Ghostbusters.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Gremlins!
He was a horrid choice for Harry Potter.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Ivan Reitman realllllllly fell off a cliff in the nineties.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:58 AM
much like the real christopher columbus, the filmmaker version spread disease throughout america.
i mean, good god…jingle all the way and home alone 2? he should be liquidated.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:58 AM
The point is: Kevin Garnett sucks.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Columbus wrote Gremlins and Goonies IIRC
October 31st, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I seen it!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Was she wearing that kind that faltters the stomach? Thouse would suck for a finger bang because you have to start a foot or so above the vajay-jay and wiglle you way down.
If you’d have made it to bed, panty hose can be fun. Like 9.5 Weeks fun.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:00 AM
If Flight isn’t great, Robert Zemekis is going to join him.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Still cracks me up that he dropped them in the rankings AFTER Mason Plumlee decided to come back.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Home Alone 2 is great. That crazy bird lady is coming to get you!
October 31st, 2012 at 10:00 AM
My uncle had some classes with him at NYU. Never spoke ill or well of him.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:00 AM
*flattens
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Halloween Hell today. Four kids, three with class parties, we are room parents for one, wife is sick and her dad is dying maybe by the end of the week. Then…trick or treating tonight. There will be craft beer at trick or treating and i will be more than thirsty
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
My mother-in-law taught typewriting to Columbus in high school.
/all i got
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
/said no one besides Vlad ever
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
I lost myself too, I thought he directed Ghostbusters.
yeah, Ivan Reitman used to be bigtime. He had a good run.
I saw Ghostbusters like two weeks ago. Here’s a synopsis – Bill Murray – effortlessly funny. Dan Akroyd – trying too hard, not funny Egon – who cares. The effects – not very special. Sigourney Weaver – hot.
The movie? Funny.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Early reviews are very good. Still not sure that I have any interest in seeing it, can’t really tell what kind of movie it’s supposed to be. He’s a drunk but it’s a ghost movie but it’s a conspiracy but hilarious CGI?
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
OI your missing the EM close italic tag in post markup brah. Which is why it cannot be closed because that text does not do shit in italics.
/guessing
October 31st, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Preseason polls/ratings are pointless. This one seems more pointless than usual.
You can go ahead and add in-season polls are meaningless.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:02 AM
OI your missing the EM close italic tag in post markup brah. Which is why it cannot be closed because that text does not do shit in italics.
/guessing
I’m guessing Duffy screwed it up when he fixed the Jordan Jefferson link.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Anyways.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:03 AM
I’m with Steak.
/Team Pantyhose
//Team Kelly Brook SFWish
October 31st, 2012 at 10:03 AM
in my dreams, the version of her from aliens is giving me dome while im throwing the biggun into the airlock in that awesome cargo robot suit.
/nerd fantasy
October 31st, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Those are not pantyhose. Those are stockings.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Oh, another good Halloween movie: Flight of the Living Dead.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:04 AM
god damn kelly brook looks good.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:05 AM
in my dreams, I’m fucking John Hurt.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I really want to see Flight. Not sure how anybody can bag on Robert Zemeckis. He’s a made man.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:06 AM
80′s hot. Which is to say she’s one of those chicks that were supposedly hot in the 80s that I still don’t understand. See also Susan Sarandon.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Those are not pantyhose. Those are stockings.
pantyhose are like compression shorts that cover half a lady. The part that gets funky smelling when trapped in compression clothing for long stretches. They (pantyhose) have the funk.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Good point, though I’m not complaining. I could link to a JCPenney’s catalog for some pantyhose shots.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:06 AM
true story…i have a real life friend named john hurt who’s claim to fame is, whilst banging this stalkerish chick who he didnt care for, responded to her saying she loved him with “i love cake.”
much funnier when he tells it.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:07 AM
His last decade of motion capture movies have been, to be kind, a late term abortion performed in a back alley by a one handed hobo.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:07 AM
See also Susan Sarandon.
I never liked her, and never thought she was attractive. Not once, not for a minute.
And I will kill both Hef and the Moleman if they try and pretend that Lesley Ann Warren looks like her.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:07 AM
OH OKAY SPORTSGAL
October 31st, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Lesley Ann Warren’s head looks like it was crafted by a boardwalk caricaturist.
Or like Eric Stoltz.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:08 AM
So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and…
October 31st, 2012 at 10:09 AM
<code>I’m guessing Duffy screwed it up when he fixed the Jordan Jefferson link.</code>
Makes sense.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:09 AM
You and I don’t see eye to eye on many things, but god yes. Something must’ve been in the water during the 80′s that hampered men’s judgement of who’s hot and who’s not. Some of the female actors were just woof.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:09 AM
A That 70s Show reference. Wow.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:11 AM
And they just didn’t age well to boot.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Sarandon was NEVER hot. Just like Geena Davis and Julia Roberts.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Y’all are all gay. Except HTown.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Geena Davis is another good example
October 31st, 2012 at 10:14 AM
You forgot William Atherton – sublime
October 31st, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Lesley Ann Warren
I was trying to figure out who this chick is. Pure Country and Janie Got a Gun is all I got.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Kelly McGillis went butch. Jennifer Gray got mad rhinoplasty; Jamie Lee Curtis may be a dude. So shut the hell up and leave us our imagery of Sigourney and Sarandon.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:15 AM
WelpOctober 31st, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Too bad she really didn’t drive that car off the cliff
/two birds, one stone
October 31st, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I saw Ghostbusters like two weeks ago. Here’s a synopsis – Bill Murray – effortlessly funny. Dan Akroyd – trying too hard, not funny Egon – who cares. The effects – not very special. Sigourney Weaver – hot.
The movie? Funny.
My six year old is Peter Venkman today.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Can we get a comparison of “hot” women from the 80′s and the current batch that are in circulation? I guarantee today’s starlets knock the boots off that 80′s batch.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Still like the Trading Places topless scenes.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:16 AM
She was still great as Miss Scarlett in Clue.
/runs and hides from Dirt
October 31st, 2012 at 10:16 AM
get out…really? REALLY? im…im pretty fucking disappointed.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:17 AM
She certainly poops like one.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:17 AM
80s hot? Victoria Jackson.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:17 AM
kelly lebrock is my number 1. i don’t even know if that’s how her name is spelled, but weird science…awesome.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Yeah. When that big tittied horrible actress ginger tells Venom that she loves him he responds “I love cake.”
October 31st, 2012 at 10:18 AM
80s hot has to have Sloan from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Just whatever you do, don’t look up how she aged.
Also Kelly LeBrock in Hard To Kill gooooooooooooooddddamn.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:18 AM
You can mock the leading ladies of my generation. But our Star Wars movies were good. SO FUCK YOU.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:18 AM
seriously, you ruined my fucking day with that. and furthermore, you might have ruined a friendship.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:20 AM
80′s hot. Diane Lane
Still hot
October 31st, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Catherine Bach? (tv’s Daisy Duke)
October 31st, 2012 at 10:21 AM
yea…kelly lebrock did not age well at all. and hard to kill was an excellent movie.
speaking of seagal, was watching tosh (high and bored) and he had a great line after a vid of a karate fail…”how much does it suck to fail at something steven seagal mastered?”
October 31st, 2012 at 10:21 AM
80s hot? Victoria Jackson.
The SNL chick? Did you have vision issues as a child.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:21 AM
And we have a winner.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Looking back, the things I’d do to Ally Sheedy.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:21 AM
YES.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:22 AM
+1
October 31st, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I DID YOU A FAVOR.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:24 AM
80s hot, Tawney Kitaen.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:26 AM
And 90′s bat shit crazy.
/chuck finley’d
October 31st, 2012 at 10:26 AM
When she co-hosted America’s Funniest People in the 90s with Joey Gladstone she could still get it.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:26 AM
My generation was of the 80′s movies, but I can’t recall off-hand a few women that I considered hot and stood the test of time. I can remember a few women that were attractive and were great in movies, but none that stand out.
Maybe Kelly McGillis was hot then (saw them tittays in Wintess) but she aged like death. Now Jennifer Beals has aged nicely I can get behind that. Really who else was there?
October 31st, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I stand by Drew Magary’s take on new Star Wars films.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:28 AM
No love for Rachel Hunter?
Trans Am hoods will never be the same.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:28 AM
OT…anyone seen tattoo nightmares? not a bad time waster…love seeing people who got horrible tattoos.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Baby from Diry Dancing? Jennifer Gray?
Kelly something from Roadhouse.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:28 AM
/Seinfeld’d
October 31st, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Adrian Zmed.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:29 AM
love the anecdote about hwo bill murray calls her husband whenever he sees her sex scene from road house.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Bill Murray still calls her husband any time Roadhouse is on and tells him his wife’s fucking Patrick Swayze
/Old Roundup’d
October 31st, 2012 at 10:30 AM
CRM’s big moment on Twitter when she tweeted at him directly regarding that.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Have you seen her lately? Road hard and put away wet.
As for Jennifer Gray, very cute girl, really, but after the nose job? I didn’t even recognize her.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:32 AM
You don’t act like a scientist. Youre more like a gameshow host
One of my favorite moments is when EPA guy introduces himself and venkman says Hows it going down there?
October 31st, 2012 at 10:33 AM
You know who was 80s hot and can still bring the goods? Susanna Hoffs.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Phoebe cates
October 31st, 2012 at 10:36 AM
the pain in the ass foreign girlfriend in Rain Man was a version of 80′s hot.
this was 30 years ago people. They’re all haggard.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Jacked it many time in the ’80′s to her in Fast Times.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:37 AM
This is the winner. Completely forgot about the Bangles.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Speaking of the 80s, I don’t know how we forget the most perfect set of tits ever shown in the the movies. Phoebe Cates
October 31st, 2012 at 10:38 AM
It’s crazy how she has a completely different face now. She was fugly in the 80s.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:38 AM
wow susanna hoffs…she’d be walking like an egyptian with a limp after im done wi…
/lights cigarette
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Great in Victor/Victoria, great in The Limey.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
ms621 linked to this the other day…michelle johnson. perfect.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Aren’t there Led Zepplinesque stories about them banging groupies. Even hotter.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
This hot electric sex from the 80′s still looks good today.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Phoebe cates
I’m not sure what qualifies as 80s hot here. It started off with chicks in the 80s that were hot and then lost it. Phoebe Catesis still attractive for her age.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Geena Davis was smokin’ at one time. So was Susan Sarandon.
Julia Roberts has never been attractive.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
231 and 233. Never mind.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:41 AM
That’s the Go-Go’s
October 31st, 2012 at 10:41 AM
she gets nakes multiple times in some crappy move I can’t recall the name. but it’s on youtube and you can clearly see her boobs. multiple times.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Scripty -
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/30/josh-sundquist-leg-lamp-halloween-costume/1669363/
October 31st, 2012 at 10:42 AM
love dave mustaine’s (nutjob lead singer of megadeth) story about meeting her.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Favorite line from Ghostbusters:
Possessed Sigourney: I want you inside me.
Murray as Venkman: It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Pretty sure I sill have their cassette somewhere in my basement.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:44 AM
re: 146, it was Paradise and she was approximately 18 while it was being filmed and she was naked.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Were there any sharks or other aquatic species involved?
October 31st, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Just for fun, let’s all go on record with our projected electoral college predictions. We can circle back up next Wednesday. I will allow for some later revisions once the media delivers this year’s October/November surprise re: Romney and his 5 wives’ coke habit.
Obama: 290
Romney: 248
October 31st, 2012 at 10:45 AM
The Go-Go’s rocked.
The Bangles did not.
But the Bangles (nee’ The Bangs) were hotter.
October 31st, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Just for fun, let’s all go on record with our projected electoral college predictions:
Obama: 210
Romney: 190
SROD/Soused: 135
The TBL ticket plays kingmaker!
October 31st, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Belinda turned on her heel and walked right back out of the room. And that was the end of that particular love story. It was, I guess, doomed from the very beginning.”
Great story. Belinda was a huge coke vacuum.
Hi, Rodney!
October 31st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
296 Obama
+20 victory drinks with Canadians
/When Obama is elected the whole world parties
//Not subjected to American media moron feedback link/cunty churches
October 31st, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Nada someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
October 31st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Obama 281
Romney 257
October 31st, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Romney 269
Obama 269
President Romney
Vice President Biden
October 31st, 2012 at 11:31 AM
What I wouldn’t give to see this.