This might be more dogmatic than canonical. There is no adjunct to “the Golden Rule.” Are you thinking of Ben Franklin’s saying that God helps those that help themselves?

Damn. wtf?

Here.

Was not aware that the Son of God was part of that draft class. What position did he play again?

Drafted to execute the hail Mary

I like it.

you should take some of your fancy money and waterproof your basement. It costs, but it’s worth it.

Damn. wtf?

Jessica Simpson dramatic weight loss in time for sexy costume showing

that gunt of hers is synched in tighter than 10 lbs of shit in a 1 lb. bag.

Drafted to execute the hail Mary

/reach
//shows self door

Welcome back TBL. How are things (power out, etc.) in your neck of the woods?

lost power for a little over 24 hours. Lost a big tree in the yard. basement dry (whew).

How many times have you seen him play?

last year + this year?

Probably part of 8-10 games. I went to VT for 2 years. Still a Hokies fan.

the Jessica Simpson dramatic weight loss in time for sexy costume showing

Should be linked to the Jessica Simpson’s dad coming out of the closet unsexy plastic surgery.

There’s a point at which charity ends and it becomes a handout to a mooch.

give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for the rest of his life.

…oh wait, that’s a chinese proverb. fuckin’ commies.

So instead of saying “Go fuck yourself”, they should be saying “I’m sorry, but this is your last handout b/c you can take responsibility for yourself” (The Christian FU)

And Jesus said “let those 67,000 whores, majority of them mothers, yearly die in illegal abortion because Eve was a huge slut but we should continue to give the mooching rich men handouts to try to lube that fucking camel through that eye of the needle.”

Jesus Christ. Simeon Rice, Ray Lewis, Zach Thomas, Lawyer Milloy, Brian Dawkins, La’Roi Glover, Donnie Edwards, that’s one hell of a defensive class.

Was not aware that the Son of God was part of that draft class. What position did he play again?

It’s been said before, but bears repeating: If men could get pregnant, abortion would be protected by the First Amendment.

And the practice of abortion would be protected by the Second Amendment.

/pumps shotgun

Talk amongst yourselves

/Linda Richman’d

Is the primary reason for abortions a lack of health insurance?

It’s been said before, but bears repeating: If men could get pregnant, abortion would be protected by the First Amendment.

Majority of people in US who get abortions are mothers (61%).
42% classified as poor

That 61% is shocking to me.

Zach Thomas,
All-time Dolphins great.
how that guy kept his hair looking so perfect is a mystery not even Tim Ryan can solve

Cuckold son of Jimmy Johnson.

/Truth is out there
//I want to believe

B/c somewhere in the bible it speaks to personal responsibility. There’s a point at which charity ends and it becomes a handout to a mooch.

So instead of saying “Go fuck yourself”, they should be saying “I’m sorry, but this is your last handout b/c you can take responsibility for yourself” (The Christian FU)

Zach Thomas,

All-time Dolphins great.

how that guy kept his hair looking so perfect is a mystery not even Tim Ryan can solve