Comments on: Shirtless Crazy Guy Wanders Onto High School Field, Get Pummeled By Football Dads

By: AlDavisNephew

AlDavisNephew — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:54:36 +0000

Notice the dip in Brown Jacket Guy’s back pocket . . .wintergreen?

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:46:54 +0000

first tell me if it’s a black guy. I’d go after a white guy, but not a black guy.

C’mon, man. Equal opportunity, brotha. We can do this together. One Jah, one love.

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:42:38 +0000

bravo. this is exactly how on field streakers should be taken out!

By: RiSK

RiSK — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 17:16:08 +0000

I have no idea why people are bagging on brown jacket guy. He’s one of the first out there, serves as a great decoy, and then has to deal with the guy’s kicking feet while everyone else gets the luxury of simply pinning a single arm or holding his upper body down. The tackler is the star of the show, but brown jacket is my second favorite. My third favorite is the player zipping along in the wheel chair at the end.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:10:40 +0000

i was sitting in the top row of the stands so I had a clear view of everything. The rec center is literally right behind the football field and baseball field

LIKELY EXCUSE. i see right through you…your endurance is impressive tho.

By: chocolatedunker

chocolatedunker — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:06:52 +0000

you know far too much about his escape plans to not be the suspect in question.

i was sitting in the top row of the stands so I had a clear view of everything. The rec center is literally right behind the football field and baseball field

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:06:16 +0000

I had to subdue a crazy guy when I worked at a prison..dude got mased and kept coming…didn’t even slow him down, and then when I got him in an armbar he shrugged me off like I wasn’t even there..and he wasn’t a big guy at all…crazy people are scary…it took four of us to get him down and then we had hog tie him…

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:03:36 +0000

Junior year, a guy ran onto the football field during a game. Escaped through a side gate on the end where the was no stands, ran through the practice field onto the baseball field, ran through another gate, and went over to the rec center where he ran onto a baseball field, escaped through another gate, got in a car and took off

best story I’ve read here since dirtheavy’s raccoon romcom.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:02:08 +0000

Junior year, a guy ran onto the football field during a game. Escaped through a side gate on the end where the was no stands, ran through the practice field onto the baseball field, ran through another gate, and went over to the rec center where he ran onto a baseball field, escaped through another gate, got in a car and took off

you know far too much about his escape plans to not be the suspect in question.

By: chocolatedunker

chocolatedunker — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:01:23 +0000

Junior year, a guy ran onto the football field during a game. Escaped through a side gate on the end where the was no stands, ran through the practice field onto the baseball field, ran through another gate, and went over to the rec center where he ran onto a baseball field, escaped through another gate, got in a car and took off

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:59:41 +0000

haf tackle ray lewis

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:59:14 +0000

We missed Ray Lewis coming days after the tackle to get credit for a that important half sack

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:58:59 +0000

I expected Ray Lewis to pile on at the end and get credit for obstruction of justice.

Truthier.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:58:00 +0000

im guessing the mick was hammered drunk and lookin’ to start some trouble
I recognize that thousand yard stare anywhere

I would have thought Soused was skinnier than that.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:57:49 +0000

How many of you would intervene when faced with a potentially crazy guy?

i would immediately and with the utmost level of violence appropriate.
there are few situations in life whre you get a free pass to beat the living piss out of someone…id get everything out of it i could.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:57:17 +0000

I expected Ray Lewis to pile on at the end and get credit for a half-tackle.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:55:00 +0000

I’m sorry. I thought this was America!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

By: The White Frank White

The White Frank White — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:51:51 +0000

textbook sharp shooter.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:39:48 +0000

I recognize that thousand yard stare anywhere, this man has been drinking whiskey for plus +36 hours.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:39:44 +0000

It’s YouTube. For once, we’re not the problem!

Thanks. I’ll go watch Ark’s future ex-wife now.