Comments on: Teen Trying to Jump Over Car to Impress Football Recruiters Gets Hit [Graphic Video]

By: jstaylor62

jstaylor62 — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 19:01:04 +0000

Jackass!

By: chatterbox

chatterbox — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:42:40 +0000

Someone should have told him that college coaches recruit 16-17 year olds, not 19 year olds.

By: JohnHender

JohnHender — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 17:40:27 +0000

The Russian judges give the landing an 8.4

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:52:52 +0000

Not true, but it is possible to be a living Darwin award winner.

the lobster guy won b/c it ended his reproduction. this guy could still have kids, so no – he cant win for this unless he dies.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:45:36 +0000

At least it wasn’t a train.

That’s not funny. You aren’t funny you f’in DORK

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:41:16 +0000

this is totes not funny, guyz

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:26:08 +0000

needs to improve: leaping ability, decision making.

+ 1 white 4 door sedan with slightly dented hood.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:21:44 +0000

Rivals.com gave him a 4-scar rating.

needs to improve: leaping ability, decision making.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:21:09 +0000

•_•) Looks like this prospective student
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) earned a residency at John Hopkins.

The bridge of the sunglasses disappears when you put them on? What kind of shit is that, Soused?

By: Squawkbox somewhat respects his fellow commenters

Squawkbox somewhat respects his fellow commenters — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:20:40 +0000

Bladimir, Giovanny and Jerome

With names like this, the parents are obviously responsible for passing on a legacy of idiocy.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:20:03 +0000

Rivals.com gave him a 4-scar rating.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:18:45 +0000

Gives go play in traffic a whole new meaning.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:16:51 +0000

•_•) Looks like this prospective student
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) earned a residency at John Hopkins.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:16:24 +0000

via Gawker… weird story.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223073/Court-returns-51-000-stolen-cash-armed-robber-bank-insurance-firm-refuse-it.html

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:09:19 +0000

looks like our victim…

/sunglasses

…jumped to illusions.

/YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:03:46 +0000

’Too much confidence’ the Doctor noted

The Doctor has never suffered from a lack of confidence./ Exterminate!

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:02:56 +0000

If you’re going to do it, do it right.
/it’s not funny, you aren’t funny

You’re not my pal, bro.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:02:54 +0000

Against the prevailing media/suburb mom histrionics I firmly believe this kid was not bullied enough.’Too much confidence’ the Doctor noted plugging in the respirator. If he was at home writing emo poetry and listening to Portishead this never would have happened

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:02:40 +0000

I’d make a joke, but I don’t want mamalickaboobooda on my ass.

pussy

By: geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate!

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:02:23 +0000

God, that is ridiculous. People are really dumb.