Teen Trying to Jump Over Car to Impress Football Recruiters Gets Hit [Graphic Video]

All, High School Sports, Video, What the hell is wrong with people Stephen Douglas October 26th. 2012, 11:19am

Bladimir Barreto, a 19-year-old from Florida, tried to jump over a moving car for a video that was supposed to impress college football recruiters. Instead, the car hit him and he was sent flying over the car. From WKMG:

His mom told Local 6 they are not leaving his hospital bedside. Barreto has 89 stitches in one leg and hasn’t woken up since the crash.

Barreto’s 17-year-old brother Jerome, was driving the car near Palm Bay’s Knecht Park Wednesday evening, while another brother, Giovanny, caught the terrifying crash on camera.

Barreto was trying to recreate the “stunt” where Kobe Bryant jumped over an Aston Martin.

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57 Responses to “Teen Trying to Jump Over Car to Impress Football Recruiters Gets Hit [Graphic Video]”

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VladimirCrouton Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Sue the shit out of Kobe.
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The Beard is strong with this one Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Your 2012 Darwin award winner, ladies and gentlemen.
3
Babar 2.0 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
If he would have died this definitely would have been a JMac post. He passes on the comas to his underlings.
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Liquor Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
So Kobe not only rapes white people, he runs them over too?
Between this and some stuff yesterday, I’m not sure which 1/3rd, 3/16th, 2/32nd, 5/9th, 3/8th things fall under any more.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Darwin must have been taking a nap while this happened.
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roger from oz Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Sue your brothers? Or just take the blame yourself for being a complete idiot.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
He’s got the hops of an oriental
/Roundup’d
//Raycess
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cracker jack Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Props to the brother for putting together the slo mo replay for us before his bro even wakes up
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spencer096 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Bladimir
who is this guy thinking he is?
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garmy Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
HAHAHA. Wish the camera work was better. Can’t really see or hear the damage in detail.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
*unless this idiot ends up dying. Then Darwin was just trolling.
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ms621 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
This was predictable.
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heldover Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
He’s got the hops of an oriental
/Roundup’d
//Raycess
Yellow Men Can’t Jump.
/extra raycess’d
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Everyone who works at the weather channel is walking around with uncontrollable raging boners/having spontaneous orgasms right now. This won’t stop until next week.
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Beadlejuice Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
That is horrible.
Hope he fully recovers and becomes a gymnast with that flip routine.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Ha. Did this idiot even try to jump? Are we sure he wasn’t trying to impress recruiters by trying to run through a moving car?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
HIGH IMPACT HISTORICAL EVENT!
Let’s send it over to Jim Cantore, standing on a windy beach.
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sousedbergin Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
What a slut.
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ms621 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Let’s send it over to Jim Cantore, standing on a windy beach.
At least he can stand up on his own in a storm, unlike that formerly fat, still useless fuck Al Roker.
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jck49erfan owes Watsonian $650 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
I’d make a joke, but I don’t want mamalickaboobooda on my ass.
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MP III Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
At least he can stand up on his own in a storm, unlike that formerly fat, still useless fuck Al Roker.
al roker scares the shit out of me. what the hell is he?
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ms621 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I’d make a joke, but I don’t want mamalickaboobooda on my ass.
Fuck that self-righteous cunt, as soused might say.
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ms621 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
al roker scares the shit out of me. what the hell is he?
He was shown to be an alien in the first Men in Black movie and I have seen nothing in the interim to dissuade me from this view.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Following Cantore on twitter the past few days has been funny. The guy is all but predicting judgment day.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Seriously, fuck the NHL. Owners, Bettman and NHLPA.
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rodmansrage Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
enough heart to play at nebraska.
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jck49erfan owes Watsonian $650 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
enough heart to play at nebraska.
Looks like enough talent too.
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scripty Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
you have to die to win the darwin award. so, good job good effort.
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Nada Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
At least it wasn’t a train.
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scripty Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
enough heart to play at nebraska.
Looks like enough talent too.
true, that car got up under his pads. good head-on speed. that car is a 2 or 3-star prospect – definitely Nebraska material.
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Novac Chokeabitch Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Florida
/obligatory
/hope he recovers
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sousedbergin Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
you have to die to win the darwin award. so, good job good effort.
No true, there was an urban myth about a man stealing lobsters that gave him a vasectomy as he stuffed the stolen creatures in his shorts. Not true, but it is possible to be a living Darwin award winner.
/Like all those idiot nuns for instance
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Nada Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
tried to jump over a moving car for a video that was supposed to impress college football recruiters
In other words, football bullied him into doing this.
No further jokes allowed. Jason, I’m asking you to ban everyone here.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
If this thread isn’t littered with “that’s not funny” in the next 20 minutes, I’m leaving.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
If you’re going to do it, do it right.
/it’s not funny, you aren’t funny
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GloriousMullet Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
He’s got the hops of an oriental
/Roundup’d
//Raycess
Yellow Men Can’t Jump.
/extra raycess’d
Yellow men have small penises
//extra extra racist
///no coop’d
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Let’s say that jumping over a car is a perfectly rational endeavor. Wouldn’t you at least try a practice run or two next to the car, review yourself on videotape, and maybe even enlist a nerd or two to figure out how fast the car would have to move, how high you’d have to jump.
I feel bad for the dude’s family, but do you think this fucking idiot bothered to even stand next to the car and see if he could get his feet that high up in the air? It’s a pretty safe bet if this stunt didn’t finish him off, showering with a hair dryer probably would have.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
God, that is ridiculous. People are really dumb.
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GloriousMullet Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I’d make a joke, but I don’t want mamalickaboobooda on my ass.
pussy
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sousedbergin Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Against the prevailing media/suburb mom histrionics I firmly believe this kid was not bullied enough.’Too much confidence’ the Doctor noted plugging in the respirator. If he was at home writing emo poetry and listening to Portishead this never would have happened
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Nada Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
If you’re going to do it, do it right.
/it’s not funny, you aren’t funny
You’re not my pal, bro.
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Nada Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
’Too much confidence’ the Doctor noted
The Doctor has never suffered from a lack of confidence.
/ Exterminate!
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spencer096 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
looks like our victim…
/sunglasses
…jumped to illusions.
/YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
via Gawker… weird story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223073/Court-returns-51-000-stolen-cash-armed-robber-bank-insurance-firm-refuse-it.html
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sousedbergin Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
•_•) Looks like this prospective student
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) earned a residency at John Hopkins.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Gives go play in traffic a whole new meaning.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Rivals.com gave him a 4-scar rating.
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Squawkbox somewhat respects his fellow commenters Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Bladimir, Giovanny and Jerome
With names like this, the parents are obviously responsible for passing on a legacy of idiocy.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
•_•) Looks like this prospective student
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) earned a residency at John Hopkins.
The bridge of the sunglasses disappears when you put them on? What kind of shit is that, Soused?
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spencer096 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Rivals.com gave him a 4-scar rating.
needs to improve: leaping ability, decision making.
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sousedbergin Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
needs to improve: leaping ability, decision making.
+ 1 white 4 door sedan with slightly dented hood.
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
this is totes not funny, guyz
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starkweather Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
At least it wasn’t a train.
That’s not funny. You aren’t funny you f’in DORK
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scripty Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Not true, but it is possible to be a living Darwin award winner.
the lobster guy won b/c it ended his reproduction. this guy could still have kids, so no – he cant win for this unless he dies.
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JohnHender Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
The Russian judges give the landing an 8.4
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chatterbox Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Someone should have told him that college coaches recruit 16-17 year olds, not 19 year olds.
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jstaylor62 Says:
October 26th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Jackass!