Reggie Miller on NBA Stat Guys: “Lab Geek Rats … Those Geeks … Never Played a Game in Their Life!”
The Lakers and Thunder are without question the most talented teams in the West, and 99 percent of folks making NBA predictions are picking LA or Oklahoma City to emerge from the conference and reach the NBA Finals. Basketball Prospectus is the 1 percent. In NBA previews for ESPN, BP picked the Nuggets to finish 1st in the West. (That’s one way to get everyone to pay attention to your NBA predictions.)
During a TNT preseason game last night, announcer Kevin Harlan brought up said prediction, and this is what analyst Reggie Miller had to say:
“Lab geek rats that are somewhere with their pocket squares on their little laptop computer, punching numbers … those things don’t play basketball games for you! Humans play basketball for you! Those geeks, I’m telling you, never played a game in their life!”
DeMar DeRozan nods in agreement.
As for the Nuggets … Andy Glocker calls them the Knuggets because of the trade that shipped Carmelo Anthony to New York and netted Wilson Chandler, Danilo Gallinari and Timofey Mozgov, among others. Of course I’m rooting for them!
Devoid of a “take over” scorer, but stern on defense and full of impressive athletes, I think they’ll be somewhere in the 3-4-5 range in the West (which is what I said when Denver made the summer trade to land Iggy). Iguodala is the ideal “stopper” for Kobe and Durant in the Playoffs, and the McGee/Faried combo might actually be able to hold its own against Howard/Gasol. Best part? If you look at the Lakers, Thunder, Clippers and Nuggets, who has the best coach out of that quartet? George Karl, no doubt. [vid via Blazer's Edge via BP]

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17 Responses to “Reggie Miller on NBA Stat Guys: “Lab Geek Rats … Those Geeks … Never Played a Game in Their Life!””
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October 26th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Meanwhile Reggie Miller did play basketball and provides precious little by way of basketball analysis…where are the people to turn?
October 26th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Is Jimmer still in the NBA?
October 26th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Aha, it’s the “I’m too dang lazy to remember the stats” argument. Feels too much like work.
/get off my lawn’d
October 26th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a “lab geek rat”, thank you.
/walks back into lab
October 26th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Hey nerds, get out of the basement and actually the play the game you claim to know so much about.
/tired stereotype
October 26th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Anti-intellectual non-HOF piece of monkey shit
October 26th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Before the season starts, let’s poll 10 NBA “media personalities” like Reggie Miller and 10 Brooklyn based NBA bloggers. Come up with 16 teams that you think will make the play-off and their seeding. At the end of the season we can just compare the list and see how accurate they were. This former athletes vs. Brooklyn based bloggers war is getting to the level of Israel vs. Palestine hostility.
October 26th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Call me crazy but I’ partial to Clips coach, Cotton Fitzsimmons.
/Hawks coach Mike Woodson’d
October 26th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Thanks Cheryl.
October 26th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Raycess
October 26th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
When they pair Marv Albert with Steve Kerr, it is so awesome. They have excellent chemistry. And then they stick Reggie in there and he instantly makes the broadcast 45% less fun.
October 26th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Going with the Hornets.
/ The 1%
// Not of wealth, but of stupidity
October 26th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Reggie-ist.
October 26th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
That’s not funny.
/ F—n’ DORKS’d
October 26th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
This former athletes vs. Brooklyn based bloggers war is getting to the level of Israel vs. Palestine hostility.
Well obviously we need to create a buffer zone.
October 26th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I give the guy credit for thinking outside of the box and coming up with some legit reasoning that didn’t involve some convoluted formula. Denver is built for the regular season.
October 26th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
His rationale works for coaches, too.
See: Isiah Thomas, Kevin McHale.