World Series Game 2: Enter the Fister
The World Series is always filled with storylines, some that create themselves authentically and others that are violently shoved down our throats. So for Game 2 tonight in San Francisco, what will be the go-to, information-rich “storyline” for Joe Buck and Tim McCarver to refer to throughout the course of the broadcast? Well if Tigers starter Doug Fister manages to thrust his way through six innings or so, expect it to be about Mr. Fister. You see, Doug grew up in Merced, California and pulled for the Giants as a young boy. But now, now, he’s pitching against those very Giants.
“Growing up, don’t tell anybody, I was a Giants fan,” said Fister. “And being able to come to a couple games when I was little, it’s always been a dream and a goal for me, and now it’s happening.”
Fasten your seat belts for the dizzying ride.
Taking the hill for the aforementioned Giants will be Madison Bumgarner. In two postseason starts thus far, Bumgarner has given up 10 earned runs on 15 hits, including three home runs, in just eight innings of putrid work. On top of that, the 23-year-old starter finished the season in horrifying fashion, notching just one good start over his last nine outings. In short, Bumgarner is a scorching mess right now. Maybe we’ll see some Timmy?
As for Pablo Sandoval’s astounding performance in Game 1, the immediate reaction reminded me a little of the 2006 ALDS between the Tigers and Yankees. Anything and everything went New York’s way in the first game, with Jeter going 5-for-5 and many people foolishly jumping the gun and writing off Detroit altogether. Of course, it didn’t work out that way. So while people can’t help but get aroused over a player allotting himself a special place in history, let’s try and keep our pants on. Lots of baseball yet to be played here. As usual, Jim Leyland has it all in proper perspective.
“I’m a guy that doesn’t believe in momentum in baseball,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said. “I think momentum is your next day’s pitcher.”
You Stupid Stat of the Evening: The winner in Game 1 of the World Series has gone on to win the championship 66 of 107 times. Very telling and intriguing, in the sense that it’s not telling or intriguing at all.

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October 25th, 2012 at 7:13 PM
“Pandoval” as McCarver said last night.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:16 PM
You’re no fun anymore.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:17 PM
A.P. you missed a fine thread today, over in the bullied teen post.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:19 PM
i skimmed it. will read it through tonight. Some of the comments were just…wow..
October 25th, 2012 at 7:24 PM
a fine thread today, over in the bullied teen post
/Hears pick slide on the guitar
//Riff to Crazy Train starts
October 25th, 2012 at 7:34 PM
And he sure was proud of himself for it too
/I’m probably just bitter
October 25th, 2012 at 7:38 PM
Just read a story over at Yahoo that says spots parking near AT&T Park are going for $130 during the series.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:39 PM
Holy shit, Nada. I got a ticket to an NFL game cheaper than that. At face value.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:40 PM
Things started off slow, then some bozo came in with “not funny” and demanding JMac ban everyone in the thread, and from then on it just went to hell in a handbasket.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:41 PM
You could get a ticket to the last Series game in Arlington last year for $100.
Now, parking in SF is pricey in general, but still …
October 25th, 2012 at 7:50 PM
Paging Wally’s World …
https://twitter.com/badgate/status/261572770931023872
wasn’t it you that asked about World Series ratings?
October 25th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Ha, wow. Awful showing, baseball fans. Too bad the Yankees couldn’t hit.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:54 PM
I’ve always wondered how I’d react in this situation, and wanted to know how everyone else would (realistically). You spend all this money to go see a game/event/whatever, and some jackass in front you has that pickup truck bed-sized poster/flag in front of you and you can’t see shit.
Not that this has anything to do with what I just asked, but saw a Megadeth and Exodus concert, and the guys in the row in front of us were taking lines of coke off this lady’s big ass titties. I was 14, so yes. It was pretty amazing.
October 25th, 2012 at 7:56 PM
You just notify security or a seating attendant if you don’t feel like kindly asking him to sit down on a pole and spin.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Things started off slow, then some bozo came in with “not funny” and demanding JMac ban everyone in the thread, and from then on it just went to hell in a handbasket. Nada
Thanks for the clarification. I was kind of lost during that thread. I could tell you were joking, but I was busy and didn’t spend the time figure out what that came from.
Requisite CeeLow sucks comment.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:21 PM
So the majority of people watching sports on tv are starfuckers and frontrunners, eh? Only watch for big names and stars…fuck all those dickheads
/also applicable to Miami in general
October 25th, 2012 at 8:22 PM
Who won the night? Oh that’s right, Fox.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Why the hell would they send the fat fuck home?
October 25th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Good job. Good effort 3rd base coach
October 25th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
why the fuck do you send him home?! Fire Gene Lamont
October 25th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Head first and he’s safe. Terrible call by Lamont though.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
What happened in the bully post?
October 25th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Head first and he creates a hole
October 25th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Head first and he’s safe
Only way to play
October 25th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
Queefer, just go read it. We cant do it justice
October 25th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
Good lord. Fister just got smoked.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Jesus that bully thread was unbelievable. I just had to explain to my wife why I’m belly laughing while reading my tablet. It really sounds horrible when you hear the words coming out of your mouth.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
It really sounds horrible when you hear the words coming out of your mouth.
Funny things are funny, otherwise they wouldn’t be funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Funny things are funny, otherwise they wouldn’t be funny
/It isn’t funny, You aren’t funny
October 25th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
You just notify security or a seating attendant
The sober solution. When drunk, that’s when worlds collide my friend.
/Cavs-Wizards Game 3 2006
October 25th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
just shaved my head for the first time. strange feeling, but it’s awesome.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Once you go skinhead you’ll never go back.
/Der Kaiser’d
October 25th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
just shaved my head for the first time. strange feeling, but it’s awesome.
Are we talking buzz cut or straight up turtle wax shiny head bald?
October 25th, 2012 at 9:04 PM
I always look at guys with a shiny bald head as guys that are only certain about one thing in life. They do not give a fuck.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
I would be pissed and ask them to take it down unless it was between innings.
Probably different, but in high school I got a beer poured on me by a 60+ year old man for not sitting down during a The Who and Robert Plant concert. Never seen my dad so close to knocking someone out.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
really I see a lot of middleaged man who panic unneccessarily at a little baldness. keep your composure for godsakes. you saw your father was bald. you knew this was coming.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Isn’t it your mother’s father?
/High school science’d
October 25th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
you saw your father was bald. you knew this was coming.
My Dad and all my uncles and cousins have massive bald spots. My mom however, does not, and I got her genes in that regard. Really thick hair. That’s why I shave my head on the regular, because I might be one of a few white guys on Earth that could grow a fro.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
My mom however, does not, and I got her genes in that regard
That came out wrong. I meant to say they have massive bald spots and thin hair, my mom does not. Of course she wouldn’t have massive bald spots.
/Cancer’d
October 25th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Doesnt it skip a generation?
My dad is 56, not bald one bit, not even receding. My grandpa was bald though.
My brother and I, both receding, will go bald. I am already balding in the back.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Doesnt it skip a generation?
I know the betes does. But my brother is also going the way of the baldness.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:15 PM
I cant wait to shave my head so I look like I dont give a fuck.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Doesnt it skip a generation?
Whatever scientist started this nonsense deserves a beating.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
That bully thread was something else. Hilarity ensued.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
I cant wait to shave my head so I look like I dont give a fuck.
Haha. I don’t and never have or will do the turtle wax bald. I just use a #1 guard and go to town.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Looks like a myth. Fun balding myths busted!
October 25th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
My old boss used to show up on job sites with little wads of paper towels on his head, like you see when people get niche themselves shaving. Ask him what the hell happened to his head and his response was always the same. Fuck you.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Hair like Stalin?
October 25th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Sergio Romo would be such a giggly weed smoker
October 25th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
The difference between #1 and nothing looks small, but it feels and looks way different that you would think from just looking at the guard.
I messed up one time and nicked the side of my head with no guard on, and had to do the whole thing that way. I was weird feeling not to mention you get a velcro effect when putting on and taking off shirts.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Did you work for your dad?
/ Acorn, close to tree
October 25th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
Your dad was Red Forman?!
October 25th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Im starting to think Christian Ponder sucks.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Awesome. Really hoping you’re right.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
Did you work for your dad?
My Dad works for Uncle Sam. Correction. My Dad tells other people to work for Uncle Sam, and then sits around watching them, while getting paid by Uncle Sam.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Never watched more than a few episodes of “That 70′s Show”. Does something similar happen?
October 25th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Hey man I didnt write it.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Your dad is a moocher.
/Romney’d
October 25th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Your dad is a
moocher.Chief Master Sergeant.October 25th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Bumgarner is tearing it up so far tonite.
He had like 10 earned runs in 8 innings in the playoffs before tonite.
Now he has given up 2 hits on 56 pitches thru 5 tonite.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
turtle wax shiny.
been putting it off, going as walter white/heisenberg for halloween this year and took the leap.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
been putting it off, going as walter white/heisenberg for halloween this year and took the leap.
That’s fucking dedication to your craft.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Did Kyle Randolph get Aids? If he goes back to back weeks with no points I’m cutting him. No spot on my first place team for lack of production.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
go bald on your terms. feels great to do it.
and my fitted hats are much more comfortable now.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
my wife suggested it and she’s been against me bic’ing it. great excuse.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
I hear its like a liberation of sorts when you finally come to terms and shave it.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Are you gonna have teh Heisenberg hat too?
October 25th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
I cant wait for McCarver to say “wigga please” later.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
I cant imagine the shaved head thing. Unless it got your wife going then I just see it as a weak gear and no game. Nobody’s telling you to go Gene Keady. And once you do it, there’s no going back. Sure it’ll grow back but now you’re a jittery flip-flopper.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
yup, pork pie and everything
October 25th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
Keep your hands off my hat or I’ll Fring you.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Are you gonna have teh Heisenberg hat too?
Are you going to cook meth, too? You cook it, I’ll sell it. Seriously, need some extra fat stacks. This gambling shit isn’t working out for me.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
I would say this, not everybody goes bald or thins out the same. Some guys it’s brutally uneven and whatnot.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
Red took Forman to a Bears-Packers game, Forman wears a Bears jersey, Packers fan threatens to kick his ass, and Red does his thing.
Red was the greatest TV dad ever.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
I made the mistake of shaving my head once, simply because I was tired of dealing with hair stuff every morning. Only I did it on Thanksgiving. Around Thanksgiving, there isn’t much sun to tan your lilly-white head so it matches your face and neck.
My advice: don’t shave your head for the first time on Thanksgiving.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Al Bundy.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
I made the mistake of shaving my head once
Thought you were in the military at one time.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Great little-known Creedence song: “Effigy.”
October 25th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Nope, that’s the other senior citizen who hangs around these here parts.
My dad was military, and growing up with that made me a determined non-soldier for life.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Red was the greatest TV dad ever.
Al Bundy. Rondo
Al Bundy, Homer Simpson or Mr. Ingalls.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Great pitching duel in game 2.
Both teams only have 2 hits. Bottom of the 6th, no score.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Also, Timmy Jim looks eerily like Howard Wolowitz in the pic up top.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Don’t make Red put his foot up your ass.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
i don’t shave my head, but i buzz it down with a #1 guard.
not because i’m going bald, i have gray on the sides and in front.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
my wife made blue rock candy. it’s pretty awesome.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
I put this in the football post, but everyone is congregating here. I know there are a lot of Justified fans here. Raylen Givens (Timothy Olyphant) plays a sushi chef on The League tonight. I’ve never quite got into The League, but I’ll be watching.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
I know there are fans of a few CW shows on this site, but am I the only one who likes Supernatural?
October 25th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
And I still mourn the cancellation of Reaper.
October 25th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
What about Gossip Girl? Any fans here?
October 25th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
LOL at the pic and heading at the top of the site.
“Honey Badger Arrested: Weed”
October 25th, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Rondo, I’m gonna assume you’re making with the funny there.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:03 PM
What about Gossip Girl? Any fans here?
Rondo, I’m gonna assume you’re making with the funny there. Nada
After today’s comments, I wouldn’t assume anything.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Can’t believe there still isn’t a Stern retirement post up.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
LOL at the pic and heading at the top of the site.
That and the Stephen A. picture looking like he got into the badger’s stash.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
I figured it was a sly dig at the EIC.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Can’t believe there still isn’t a Stern retirement post up.
If you post it, they will come.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Most male pattern baldness is maternally inherited. Being as you (males) only have one X-chromosome though, ‘normal’ maternal inheritance (from x-chromosome and not through epigenetics factors) generally can’t skip a generation.
/the more you know
//rainbows
October 25th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
There is an actual post on ESPN’s front page titled “Who is golf’s greatest athlete off all time?”
It’s golf. It’s a game with guys named Lumpy and the Walrus. Golf does not breed athletes, much less great athletes.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
That’s not funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
BTW, at long as I’m around for a couple hours, does anyone here watch “Nashville”. It’s a little Desperate Housewives-y, and I probably wouldn’t watch were I not a Nashvillian and know people ‘in the biz’, but it’s not that bad, and does a good job setting up plot lines and developing characters.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Michael Jordan.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Nashville
Heard of it, haven’t watched it.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Most male pattern baldness is maternally inherited. Being as you (males) only have one X-chromosome though, ‘normal’ maternal inheritance (from x-chromosome and not through epigenetics factors) generally can’t skip a generation.
You lost me at science.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:14 PM
If you combine the last parts of the three teaser headlines at the top of the page, it reads:
“Weed … Hit in the Head … N-Word on TV”
That would explain a lot.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:14 PM
OT – I take my hat off at home when God Bless America/The Star-Spangled Banner comes on the TV. That’s the ‘Murican thing to do, right? Is that too far?
End OT
October 25th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
If your mom’s father is bald from a gene, you have a 50% chance of getting that same gene.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
It’s a game with guys named Lumpy and the Walrus
Next time I see my parents I’m asking why my name is not Lumpy Walrus.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
Havn’t seen the TV Nashville. Have seen the Altman Nashville. It’s good.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
Thats usually when I get another beer.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Is that too far?
You’re a dork and should be banned!
October 25th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Who the fuck wears a hat in the house? Are you just cruisin by raiding the fridge for some Sunny D before crashing the Algebra books and going to the mall to meet your homies?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
If your mom’s father was balled by a Gene, you have a 100% chance of being from West By God.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
That’s not funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Doug Fucking Martin, huh? Must be at 300 total yards so far.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Shit. 200. Typo.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
I wish my name was Warlock Walpurgis.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
That’s not funny.
You shouldn’t point out things that are funny and say they’re not funny, buddy.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Glad I caught up on that thread. Anything else I missed the last couple weeks?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
WWOS –
Do you know Butter Fortney?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Unless it’s presidential candidate Roseanne Barr singing it, in which case it’s your patriotic duty to piss on your TV set.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
I wish my name was Warlock Walpurgis.
Hate to say it but I could’ve gone for being named Maximillius.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Reagan, riding a velociraptor, while shooting an uzi, thinks you should all go to hell.
64 yard TD for D Martin! Have him in both leagues.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
You’re not my buddy, pal.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
I loved watching Doug martin at Boise St. he was a man among boys on that team. Glad to see he is doing well in the NFL.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Nope.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Damn, I turned off the NFL game and it suddenly went from 13-7 to 27-10. Did AP break his leg again, and did Jared Allen do the same?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Looks like that cheerleader hitched her wagon to the wrong RB. Too bad he railroaded her into saying yes by asking her on national TV.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Reagan, riding a velociraptor, while shooting an uzi, thinks you should all go to hell.
Obviously didn’t read the train thread. Everyone on here during the day got told they were nerds and should be banned.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
The three best memes to come out of the buly post today:
1) That’s not funny.
2) You’re all dorks.
3) Jason, I’m asking you to ban everyone here.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
/deletes science comment
On the plus side, I told my wife I didn’t believe in MN yet, especially not laying 6.5, and convinced her to take TB. Gettin’ lucky tonight!
/if I ever get out of work
October 25th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Schiano is an assclown.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
If you gave me a day to shoot an uzi while riding a velociraptor I would happily let you end my life, as nothing would ever amount to that moment.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Nada – Ponder has been pretty shitty. Their FG was after an INT that should have been booth reviewed. Neither defense can stop the other team, but MN must have 3 or 4 turnovers by now.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Lock it up
October 25th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Also, the following extrapolations:
You’re not funny, friend -> You’re not my friend, pal -> You’re not my pal, buddy -> You’d not my buddy, friend -> You’re not my friend, pal -> etc., etc.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
You’re not funny, friend -> You’re not my friend, pal -> You’re not my pal, buddy -> You’d not my buddy, friend -> You’re not my friend, pal -> etc., etc.
Can we get a fuck you or you’re a dick in there somewhere?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Amazingly, this is Rollo’s exact plan for dealing with Batshit SIL and Her Psycho BF next time he runs into them and gets drunkenly threatened.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Nah, that would break the delicate nature of the rondeau. It’s like gossamer.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
@JaiAlai, did anyone send you fucked up shit from posting your email this morning?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
WWoS, sounds like I made the wise choice in turning that shitshow off.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
@JaiAlai, did anyone send you fucked up shit from posting your email this morning?
/Shakes fist at sky
//Damn yooooou, Coooooooop!
October 25th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
And how many gay porn sites did you get subscribed to?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Why did someone do that to you, Smallie?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
They have to do that shit on purpose, right?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
After much consideration, I have decided that this photo should run with every one of Rick Reilly’s columns.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
They have to do that shit on purpose, right?
Especially knowing the guy that got good penetration is going to get his ass smacked about 30 times on the sidelines for said good penetration.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
I think I can see his next column trickling from the corner of his mouth.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
No, I’ve never posted my email address on here. I just saw a lot of people saying they were going to sign him up for shit, so I was curious.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
MN scored, but they were 4 TDs from covering the spread, so I’m not too worried yet.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
I think I can see his next column trickling from the corner of his mouth.
But then it disappeared in the cloud that came out of his ass. Come on, Nada! I haven’t pulled a fart joke in a long time. It was time.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
I’ve posted mine before, never gotten anything… at least nothing that wasn’t caught in gmail spam filters.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Rack city, baby!
Gotta admit, I lurked a bunch today, and these were the craziest posts I’ve seen in a long time. From the Roundup (with Jason matching up with the ginger cop) to the train post to now, the posts & comments had me howling with laughter.
Youse guys are nuts. Ladies included.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Not trying to call people out on their bluffs, but no. I got an Oprah.com subscription and a crosswalk daily update. Granted, I thought that might happen, so I created that address this morning. Still a little disappointed. But on the upside, I should be trading some great brews with OhHeelYa.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
No, I’ve never posted my email address on here.
I posted mine. So anything negative I’ll just blame on you.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
There is a time and place to be funny. this isn’t the forum.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
I’ve decided you should write a sequel to Lynne Truss’ “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” named “Eat Shit, and Die”.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
You and me both. I got funny looks more than once at work when I laughed out loud at some comments.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Eat Shit, and Die
I would give anything to go back in time and buy the man who came up with that phrase a beer.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Let ‘er rip … ass, that is.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
They have 2 turnovers, and neither of them are interceptions.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
That’s why i’ve always shied from posting mine in a public comment forum, but at least nothign craxy was sent. Where are you located to trade beers with? i used to get beer shipped in from Alaskan Brewing company because they don’t distribute to PA.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
OhHeelYeah has promised to pepper every post tomorrow with memes from the train post.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Would you give up your velociraptor and uzi?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
/hangs head, blushes and giggles
I have a copy of that. Interesting little book.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Is this for real?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Would you give up your velociraptor and uzi?
I would give
anythingnot very much to go back in time to buy the man that came up with that phrase a beer.October 25th, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Meth, i think the TBLAD crew is a little nicer than the day shift on TBL. I can see some day timers actually messing with people when they post their email addresses.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Yeah I checked that. He threw an INT ruled incomplete. It just seems like more than that. Getting yards followed by bad mistakes/sack etc. They look like they are playing on a Thursday… timing off.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:47 PM
rondoman78@hotmail.com
Send me anything you want.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
well, if you insist…
/won’t actually send you anything.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
I love the NFL, but sometimes I think every team playing on a Thursday was a bad idea. A lot of sloppy football on Thursday nites.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Speaking of beer …
Best pumpkin ales I’ve been able to get my hands on are UFO and Buffalo Bill’s. Have found only one place that was carrying Dogfish, and they had run out and said they aren’t expecting any more.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Tampa. Namely Cigar City Brewing. He asked because my account is named after their IPA.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
I can see some day timers actually messing with people when they post their email addresses.
I posted mine because I look at it like Rondoman. Send me whatever you want. Because I can just as easily set up a new one.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:50 PM
/won’t actually send you anything.
Definitely ain’t sending him no fish.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
“Nicer”? Alas, I have failed.
/ Steps in front of tra- …
// Nah, not going there
October 25th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Forwarded
October 25th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Minnesota has been feast or famine tonite.
Drive summary:
3 plays 8 yards, punt
3 plays 5 yards, punt
3 plays -7 yards, punt
4 plays 27 yards, fumble
5 plays 80 yards, TD
4 plays 23 yards, fumble
10 plays 47 yards, FG
2 plays 6 yards, HALF
3 plays -2 yards, punt
2 plays 64 yards, TD
3 plays 2 yards, punt
Only one drive all game more than 5 plays.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Wait until there’s a team based in London. What a weekly shitshow that will bring, with the travel and jetlag logistics.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
nada, I’m not a fan of pumpkin beers. I did get a nice mixed sixer the other day from Wegman’s, i selected:
Octoberfish (2)
Dogtoberfest
Troegs Javahead
Bells 2 hearted (2)
I enjoyed all of them.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Octoberfish (2)
Dogtoberfest
That sounds like Delaware produced beers.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
not until they stock the creek the next day at least.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Octoberfish is Flying Fish Brewery (NJ)
Dogtoberfest is Flying Dog Brewery (MD)
October 25th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
not until they stock the creek the next day at least.
Only thing worse than how that worked out was my buddy knowing it and sending me a pic that following weekend and him and his buddy each holding a full stringer of them.
/Dick
October 25th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Incredible beer.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Incredible beer.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
For example, had a chance to gain momentum, get a good drive… fumbled snap/sack. Not a turnover, but just a killer play at a terrible time, right when they had a chance to get back in the game. I was shocked to see just the 2 turnovers. Not a good night by MN or Ponder.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Ah. Figured they were from Dogfishhead. They make it in Delaware, and it is expensive as fuck. So I’ve never tried it. What’s up with a homegrown discount, motherfuckers?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Those mixed DIY sixers are a great idea. I would like to ride my velociraptor back in time and buy a Uzi for the guy who thought that up.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Whoops. Also, any one else having trouble with Yahoo Fantasy Football tonight?
October 25th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
I would like to ride my velociraptor back in time and buy a Uzi for the guy who thought that up.
/Picks pieces of mind up off the floor
October 25th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
This football game is 2.5 hours in and still in the 3rd.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Fuck yeah. One of my local watering holes always has it on tap. it’s my go to there always. Bell’s Amber is also amazing.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
yeah, but Jared Allen (after a couple long TDs) made it exciting.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
Jeebus, CCR had some great album tracks. Everyone knows the hits, but the stuff you never hear … the aforementioned “Effigy,” “Bootleg,” “Porterville,” “Walking on the Water,” “Wrote a Song for Everyone” …
October 25th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
there’s another bar I frequent who has a 10x better selection than Wegman’s, and does mix n match sixers to go. They do “Taco Tuesdays” too, which is 2 beef tacos for $5 all day every Tuesday, so I go at least 3 times a month and leave with an awesome mixed 6 pack to boot.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
The headphone jack is on the bottom!
October 25th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Finally some scoring in San Francisco …
October 25th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Where are you at? I grew up in Michigan and that shit was everywhere (brewery in Kalamazoo). Luckily Two Hearted is available in Tampa.
/Tampa is the southern Midwest
//Definitely not the South
October 25th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Having to go to the bar to get beer to take home….Pennsylvania’d. Then if you want to get Delaware’d, you can RACE home after work, see the liquor stores still open, make a U-Turn and watch the open sign get shut off. You may then finish your drive home-broken. Defeated. And with no beer.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Allentown, PA. Bells isn’t readily available here, I only see it at a few places. I go to those places more as a result.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Wouldn’t it make more sense to go back in time, pick up the velociraptor there, then go forward in time and stop off for the Uzi guy on the way back to the present.
Otherwise you are really adding a lot of unnecessary miles to the velociraptor, getting him, bringing him all the way to the present just to turn around and go back in time. I don’t know if you know how those velociraptor leases work, but the second you travel over 35 million years, the bullshit fees add up fast.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Yeah Meth, PA liquor laws are fucked. I prefer states like AZ where you can buy beer in every grocery store and gas station until 2 am. Have to wait until 10 am on Sundays, but every other day is 7 am.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
“Long as I Can See the Light” & “Needle and the Spoon”
October 25th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Also, PA has seperate stores for beer and wine/liquor. What kind of fucked up shit is that?
October 25th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Can’t wait to listen to the radio tomorrow after the Tigers are down 0-2. It will be glorious.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
the bullshit fees add up fast.
The bullshit fees would be absolutely worth it. It’s a fucking velociraptor. No bullshit required. Giddyup, Sumbitch!
October 25th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Who was a hillbilly tonight?
October 25th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
97.1 The Ticket? Typically stream that 10-5 daily at work
October 25th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
Also, PA has seperate stores for beer and wine/liquor. What kind of fucked up shit is that?
I know all about that. Gotta go here for beer, Mom wanted me to get her some Bacardi so I had to go there. And it’s NW PA. So it’s not like I’m driving 5 minutes to and from each place. We’re talking distances even a velociraptor would look at and say, “Fuck that”
October 25th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
I lived there 4 years, and it still is dumbfounding to me every time I visit. Though there is something glorious about a fully stocked beer store. Like this display of various pumpkin ales https://twitter.com/widewordofsport/status/243480639171608578/photo/1
October 25th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
Yeah, fortunately my local liquor store and beer store are less than a block from eachother and both less than 5 minutes from my house. Still stupid though.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
To each his own, but if I had to listen to sports talk for 7 hours on end, there would be a dramatic rise in shooting sprees locally.
Staying at my buddy’s place after the Cowboys-Giants opener, he had Sportscenter on for two straight hours, and I thought I was going to have an aneurysm.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
You’ve gotta have a good bit of gas to get to the gas station. What the fuck is this middle of nowhere rural ass shit?
October 25th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
There’s an awesome beer store a few minutes from me, has an amazing selection, and will order anything you want if they don’t have it.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
So the other evening I drop in at one of my favorite watering holes. Major talent on the waitstaff.
They’re putting up Halloween decorations.
Chatting up the bartender — early 30s, slender, tall, brunette, incredible rack, and someone I’m friendly with — I ask, “You guys gonna have a party?”
She says yep.
“What are you dressing as?” I ask.
“Well … I won’t be dressing much at all,” she says.
Sproing.
Then she adds, “Yeah, I don’t think any of the girls are going to be wearing much.”
So I’m thinking I really need to be there. I’m definitely getting railroaded, but I think I really need to be there.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
I’m definitely getting railroaded
Is that the new meme for bullying?
/Shows self the door
October 25th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
This is not the forum for the humor.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
I was afraid it was going to get bad when I used it similarly in #127.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
fuck it’s late. I’m out.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
You dork, now I’m gonna have to ask Jason to ban you.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Living out of state I feel it’s a bit different. It’s not like everyone in the city is talking about it constantly. If I lived in the D still, I doubt I would listen. After a brutal MSU loss(plenty this year) I may turn it to Spotify for a few days.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
And even if it is, that’s not funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
I was afraid it was going to get bad when I used it similarly in #127.
I was going to make the same comment but I said no I better not and then somebody else used the same phrase and I felt my eyelid start to twitch. Don’t….Hit….Submit..
October 25th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
You’re not funny.
/Mr. McIntyre, please ban this commenter
October 25th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
/ Drools
October 25th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
/Mr. McIntyre, please ban this
commenternerd.October 25th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Well I flipped through the radio today and listened to 5 minutes of the hosts making fun of UT fans for their crazy suggestions on who should replace Dooley as head coach. Apparently the good people Knoxville feel they will have their choice of Gruden, Cowher, Chris Peterson, and many others.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Would they like Les Miles? They can have him in exchange for a pumpkin ale mixed sixer and any QB off the Vols roster.
October 25th, 2012 at 11:29 PM
Keep on chooglin’, keep on chooglin’ …
Giants up 2-0!
Time for me to dork off to nerdland. You fellas keep it real with the not-funny.