Comments on: Staten Island Teen Commits Suicide Because of Alleged Bullying By Players on Undefeated Football Team

By: heldover

heldover — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 04:06:32 +0000

I once plagiarized the theme song from the old Spider-Man cartoon (“does whatever a spider CAN!”) for a fifth grade homework assignment. The teacher loved it. I think some of the kids knew I jacked it. Can’t remember if the teacher ever found out…

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:40:29 +0000

Purchased the shirt at the concert, wore it next day

Once went to a KISS concert, bought a T-shirt, wore it to school next day. I was a fucking HERO that day, I tell you./ It was 1975, and junior high

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:34:35 +0000

I’m not your pal, buddy.

He’s not your buddy, friend.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:33:26 +0000

I will miss this thread. It wasn’t funny and none of you are funny

I’m not your pal, buddy.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:31:00 +0000

/ Stands alone and proud
// Looks around for SROD
// Runs away

I’m late, but I’m here. “Two’s in.” I’ve got you covered. You’ll never walk alone.

There is a time and place to be funny. this isn’t the forum
/Are you crazy, Nigga please

Dang near spit out my Tostitos & pico de gallo.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:28:07 +0000

If you’re going to say I’m throwing a hissy fit then the proper way to make fun of me is to use ‘pms621′.

/hat tips to spencer

By: chocolatedunker

chocolatedunker — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:26:40 +0000

ms621 should just calm the fuck down. stop throwing a hissy fit

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:25:36 +0000

I will miss this thread. It wasn’t funny and none of you are funny

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:19:44 +0000

don’t be that guy.

YouTube is blocked here at work, so I can’t see the vid, but it had better be PCU

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:17:34 +0000

see, the problem here is that im a moron.

With that in mind perhaps that eugenics discussion should pick up again.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:16:45 +0000

Said day after. Purchased the shirt at the concert, wore it next day.

see, the problem here is that im a moron.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:16:06 +0000

they just march to a very differently syncopated drummer.

please be neil peart. please be neil peart. please be neil peart.

/crosses fingers

By: ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:15:23 +0000

Day I got sent there was day after a Suicidal Tendencies concert, meaning I was wearing a Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt. Good times.

don’t be that guy.

Said day after. Purchased the shirt at the concert, wore it next day. I may have been wearing an Infectious Grooves shirt to the concert, but that’s a gray area.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:14:48 +0000

joking aside…this? this is very true

Anyone who tokes on ganja and plays golf incessantly is not a slacker, they just march to a very differently syncopated drummer.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:13:26 +0000

And no stark, I didn’t know mamalicka was Asian before I posted that

Can I have your leather jacket after you get banned by Jason?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:12:40 +0000

Day I got sent there was day after a Suicidal Tendencies concert, meaning I was wearing a Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt. Good times.

don't be that guy.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:12:31 +0000

When I was in high school I got sent to see the counselor because I plagiarized a Raven ECW promo for a poetry assignment

Buddy of mine turned in the lyrics to “Born to Run” for a high school poetry assignment. Got an A-plus from the teacher, who was blonde and hot as hell but not exactly a Mensa member.

/ Supposedly she was also a practicing wiccan

By: ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:10:41 +0000

And no stark, I didn’t know mamalicka was Asian before I posted that.

By: jck49erfan owes Watsonian $650

jck49erfan owes Watsonian $650 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:10:35 +0000

When I was in high school I got sent to see the counselor because I plagiarized a Raven ECW promo for a poetry assignment and this apparently made my teacher think I was suicidal. Day I got sent there was day after a Suicidal Tendencies concert, meaning I was wearing a Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt. Good times.
/I later realized that Raven plagiarized part of that promo from the Goo Goo Dolls song Name. Good times.

Almost as good as Spencer’s dinosaur comment.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:09:53 +0000

You’re a slacker, Spencer, just like your old man.

joking aside…this? this is very true.