Staten Island Teen Commits Suicide Because of Alleged Bullying By Players on Undefeated Football Team
Police are investigating a teenager girl’s suicide that allegedly stemmed from bullying from other students specifically members of the undefeated Tottenville High School football team. Felicia Garcia, 15, was being verbally abused at the Staten Island Railway station nearest the school when she jumped in front of an oncoming train. Witnesses are pointing fingers at the football team. From the New York Post:
“I hope the football team feels guilty for what they did to her,” said Stephanie Imparato, 15, who said she was friends with Felicia.
Several students said Garcia, a normally outgoing teen, was teased over a relationship she had earlier in the year with one of the football players.
“They were torturing her,” Imparato said. “How can you go through life being verbally assaulted like that? These guys are cruel and malicious.”
A senior who knew her, 17-year-old Victoria, who asked her last name not be used, said the bullying happened in hallways and online.
“This poor girl was called a sl–. She was teased on Facebook. People knock books out of kids hands,” she said.
They said some of the players were on the platform with her yesterday afternoon and taunting her with sexually explicit jeers when she suddenly jumped.
Horrible. The football team is currently 7-0 and possibly headed towards a Public Schools Athletic League title. The team has a game scheduled tomorrow night.
[New York Post]

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October 25th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Dick move.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Stephanie Imparato is guilty of being a horrible friend.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
can someone break the joke ice? i got a good one but dont wanna feel bad. you know…white guilt.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
golf.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I had a pretty good one. Very inappropriate so I didn’t post it.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Cant imagine the anguish you must be feeling to choose to jump in front of a train. Jeebus.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
was it “fellatio garcia?” because that was mine.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
POST YOUR JOKES!
October 25th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
•_•) Looks like this Football team
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Ran a train on her
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
/……………..aw…fuck
//I blame spencer
October 25th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Sad.
/like, really REAlly sad
//was that good enough spencer?
October 25th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I’m getting sick of these stories. I don’t mean to sound cruel; but kids have been getting picked on since… well, forever.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I’ll see you guys back at the SAS post(s)
October 25th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Bullying is like the new HIV. Everyone thinks it’s cool until it happens to them
October 25th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
The proliferation of social media combined with the subsequent desensitization of our youth to hurtful/cruel/inappropriate comments and actions has lead us to these moments. Sure, kids have been picked on by other kids for centuries. However, it seems that our youth are ill-prepared to handle it; especially as easy it is to do it on such a wide level, not to mention being insulated from your actions by doing it on a facebook app (example).
October 25th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Yes children, the next time you’re thinking of throwing yourself in front of a train to escape everything think of how it’s affecting zeke’s internet toilet reading
October 25th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
It’s a whole new world though with Facebook and other social media.
I bet she was a high draft pick in the Fantasy slut draft, however.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Welp, looks like Soused took care of that.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
lol.
I feel sorry for the people that peak in high school like these football players.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Police are investigating a teenager girl’s suicide
Teenager Girl would be a great supervillain name.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
The football team is currently 7-0 and possibly headed towards a Public Schools Athletic League title. The team has a game scheduled tomorrow night.
Damn. I hope those kids can keep their focus or their gonna lose that undefeated record.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
I feel sorry for the people that peak in high school like these football players.
my former roommate wears a t-shirt that says “I peaked in high school”. I always thought it was pretty funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
I peaked in elementary school.
October 25th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
You’re on here too, and you know of the other stories I’m talking about. Kids are insulated these days to pretty much everything. As kids we played outside all day and if someone was messing with you, so had to stand up for yourself. It’s the same thing with worrying about going into a bad neighborhood; if you give off that you can be messed with… you’re probably gonna get messed with.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Wow.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Good lord, I hope no hurtful teens taunt Cam Newton.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
But you do.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I peeked in elementary school, and I didn’t like what I saw.
/ I saw the future, and it was hurtful and taunting
October 25th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
You’re on here too, and you know of the other stories I’m talking about. Kids are insulated these days to pretty much everything. As kids we played outside all day and if someone was messing with you, so had to stand up for yourself. It’s the same thing with worrying about going into a bad neighborhood; if you give off that you can be messed with… you’re probably gonna get messed with
I would argue the actual problem is that kids aren’t insulated today. You* used to get bullied at school and go home and watch Family Ties. Now you’re bullied at school and you go home and are bullied via many handy social media platforms.
* you in this case refers to all people who are not me, who is not now, has ever been, or ever would be bullied
October 25th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
When I have a kid, from age of 3 they’ll be enrolled in at least 3 different martial arts class.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I’m fine with that.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
SHUT DOWN FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
/for kids under 18
October 25th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
It’s the same thing with worrying about going into a bad neighborhood; if you give off that you can be messed with… you’re probably gonna get messed with
Also this part made me laugh
October 25th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
So they can get made fun of for being in martial arts classes?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I gotta’ teach the kid to fight. Just hope he doesn’t get picked on too badly because of his parents.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
You got that right, before you only had to worry about a handful of kids knowing you got beatup or picked on, now it’s almost the entire class/school.
Kids suck.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
As always, Taguchi gets it.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
No, so they can kick the taunting kids in the balls.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
If things today are like they were back in my day, every kid in this girl’s school who never knew she existed will turn out for her funeral because it’s a free get-out-of-school card. Including all those guys on the football team.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Also this part made me laugh
Me too. I was trying to formulate a “jump in front of a train vibe” joke but I gave up.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
When I have a kid, from age of 3 they’ll be enrolled in at least 3 different martial arts class.
So they can get made fun of for being in martial arts classes?
I laughed.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Blaming the victim sounds cruel too
October 25th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Seems like quite an investment that could be solved by watching an episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Kids are assholes. Parents are worse.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Yeah, you gotta do that. It’s a real good investment. Especially if you have a girl.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
It that info gets delivered directly to your phone. So you can’t escape it even if you ignored the computer.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
You’re so cool. I bet you were/are a total badass.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
SHUT DOWN FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
/for kids under 18
I think SG yelled at me one day for an idea similar to this
October 25th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
lol at trying to get into a pissing match with taguchi.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Just slap him around enough, and he’ll learn on his own.
/ Belches
// Puts down beer, stubs cigarette out on kid’s arm
/// Pulls off belt and glares
October 25th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Facebook is still a thing? I thought once 40 year olds starting using it we’d all move onto the next thing.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
You’re so cool. I bet you were/are a total badass.
I do own a leather jacket.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
+1
I remember the talent shows we used to have in elementary school. There was always one kid out there breaking boards with his feet and making loud noises when he broke them. Never once was I afraid of Daniel San kicking my ass.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
If you practice on wooden boards, the kicks to the nuts will carry 75% more pain. It’s science.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
“And our $10,000 grand prize winner is … Little Boy Gets Run Over By Train!”
/ Coming full circle, thanks to South Park
October 25th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
You’re so cool. I bet you were/are a total badass.
Hahahahahahahaha! Does this get Paolo points or something like that?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
OH OH OH DO OVER DO OVER
You’re so cool. I bet you were/are a total badass.
I have been enrolled in at least three different martial arts classes since I was three.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
As I understand things Taguchi has a neck tattoo so assumptions of badassery are correct
October 25th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
/ Cries at thought of baby cows being slaughtered for your selfish need for so-soft leather when they could have been slaughtered instead for my selfless desire for delicious veal
October 25th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
this one dude bullied me in grade school, time went on, he didn’t grow, i did. at a party in high school, i beat the shit out of him, and knocked out one of his teeth.
i mailed it back to him on his following birthday.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Did people try to fight him, though? I mean, if 10-15 kids gang up on one, I don’t think your training will have much effect, but if you are taunting someone who has a black belt along with 10 of your friends, the guy can just ignore it, make sure to catch you when you are alone and then take care of business.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
rollling over here
October 25th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Jason,
I vote for banning everyone who tries to be funny and make a joke about this. You guys are F-ing DORKS. It’s not funny, you aren’t funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
You’re so cool. I bet you were/are a total badass.
The answer is were: he peaked early
October 25th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
LINK OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
/please don’t knock out my teeth; i was only messin’
October 25th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Did he ask for a 13 but get a 31?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
-1
October 25th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I vote for banning everyone who tries to be funny and make a joke about this. You guys are F-ing DORKS. It’s not funny, you aren’t funny.
Fuck off.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I vote for banning everyone who tries to be funny and make a joke about this. You guys are F-ing DORKS. It’s not funny, you aren’t funny.
What a loser.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Did he ask for a 13 but get a 31?
He asked for a smiley face but was given a Steve-O.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Train, meet mama, mama meet train.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I vote for banning everyone who tries to be funny and make a joke about this. You guys are F-ing DORKS. It’s not funny, you aren’t funny.
Taguchi please protect us…
October 25th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Settle down Sean Penn, the conversation starts lacking once every comment is simply “This is awful”…thankfully Zeke was here to save the day and lift spirits
October 25th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
this was back before al gore invented the internet before the 2000 election.
but seriously fuck that kid.
/i give thanks that fbook didnt happen til college
October 25th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Is this the same guy who told everyone to stop laughing at Britney?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Voting for a third party candidate is useless. Go ahead, throw your vote away!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
mamalickaboobooday Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Jason,
I vote for banning everyone who…
I believe the proper forum for these things is in an email to Mr. McIntyre. I’ve been told that this is a common and popular thing to email to the EIC
October 25th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
i remember my friend in HS who got picked on. everyday, it was just brutal. unrelenting. you could see it wearing on his face…he used to fight back but after time, just took it while the other kids just got more and more cruel. he didn’t deserve it. so one day im in the parking lot and see him going thru his trunk. thinking nothing of it, im in class when i hear gunshots ring out. BAM BAM BAM. people start freaking out and running all over the place but for some reason, i stayed in the classroom, i guess frozen in fear. all of the sudden, i see him walk by, open the door, everyone walk the dinosaur.
/going to hell
October 25th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
WHOA PUMP THE BREAKS ON THIS THING…I thought veal was lamb. am I wrong?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
I feel bullied and my train is late.
/total bullshit
October 25th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Email is also a great way to invite yourself over to JMac’s house for pizza.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Settle down Sean Penn, the conversation starts lacking once every comment is simply “This is awful”…
The only thing harder to comment on than an incredibly sad post like this is look at this girl with large breasts you would like to have sex with posts. Because in both cases everything you realistically have to say about it is already in the title.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
I vote for turning this into a TBL meme over the next 3 months. I’ll start on this tomorrow morning.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Is this the same guy who told everyone to stop laughing at Britney?
This is the same guy who hounded spencer one day demanding an apology because spencer made a joke about Serena Williams eating a bullet.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Very wrong. It’s a calf that has been tied up and placed in a crate (so it can’t use its muscles, they need to stay nice and tender) and fed nothing but milk.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
WHOA PUMP THE BREAKS ON THIS THING…I thought veal was lamb. am I wrong?
Not a South Park fan?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
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i remember my friend in HS who got picked on. everyday, it was just brutal. unrelenting. you could see it wearing on his face…he used to fight back but after time, just took it while the other kids just got more and more cruel. he didn’t deserve it. so one day im in the parking lot and see him going thru his trunk. thinking nothing of it, im in class when i hear gunshots ring out. BAM BAM BAM. people start freaking out and running all over the place but for some reason, i stayed in the classroom, i guess frozen in fear. all of the sudden, i see him walk by, open the door, everyone walk the dinosaur.
/going to hell
Dying….
October 25th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Veal is the meat of young cattle (calves), as opposed to beef from older cattle.
– Wikipeadia
I’ll wager you attended public school, did you not?
/ Sniffs
// Removes monocle, wipes monocle, replaces monocle
October 25th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
lolled…a lot.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Geez, I cannot remember a single instance of anyone I went to school with getting picked on in the manner you guys have mentioned above. I was a scrawny loner through most of grade school too. I guess I’m lucky.
The worst thing I saw was someone get called a slut behind her back for a few years in high school.
Oh… and +1 to Spence.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
This is the same guy who hounded spencer one day demanding an apology because spencer made a joke about Serena Williams eating a bullet.
Thank you. My Commenter Identifying Characteristic Index is rusty from lack of use.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
And Vlad collects the MVP award so wrongfully denied to Miggy.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
It’s very expensive, right? Never had it. Is it any good?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
And then half of the commenters would come up with reasons why they wouldn’t fuck her. Those are the F-ing dorks.
That’s….quite awful.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
vote for turning this into a TBL meme over the next 3 months
This wouldn’t be that funny.
/It’s not funny, you aren’t funny
October 25th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
i really dont remember kids my age who were bullied committing suicide. i wonder why kids now just seem quick to off themselves.
spencer, crap, that was really funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
nah. never got into it.
let’s just say I grew up in a rural area.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
My god, that’s worse than wishing Desmond Howard would get fired or die!
BAN SPENCER IMMEDIATELY!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
WHOA PUMP THE BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN
fixed
October 25th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
i wonder why kids now just seem quick to off themselves.
obama
October 25th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
And you don’t know what veal is?!
BAN MIZ IMMEDIATELY!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
jorts were involved, weren’t they?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Ah, The South.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
It’s entirely possible that with more news reporting and blogs and such picking up smaller stories that wouldn’t make national news we simply hear more these days about tormented kids offing themselves and that the total number isn’t that inflated
October 25th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
You aren’t funny, friend.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
No, not at all. You need to buy some Veal Parm stat!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
natch.
I plead ignorance.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Sounds like a good time.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
No. I think mainstream media would still cover them 20 years ago. I just don’t remember hearing about them pre-columbine. I bet there’s been a major uptick in these types of cases.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
You aren’t funny, friend.
Not your friend, pal.
/trying to get meme rolling
//kicks rock
///eats a tootsie roll
October 25th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
There’s probably something to this. I never heard about kids killing themselves when I was a teenager.
You know what else most of us never heard about when we were kids? Peanut allergies. The fuck did that come from?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
There is a time and place to be funny. this isn’t the forum.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
No. I think mainstream media would still cover them 20 years ago. I just don’t remember hearing about them pre-columbine. I bet there’s been a major uptick in these types of cases.
totally agree. i just wonder what the cause of the uptick is.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Probably not a fan of Daniel Tosh, are you?
I can laugh at anything. Is this sad? Sure….goes without saying. Now lets all have a good chuckle.
/nods at Spencer
October 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
I see what you did there.
I’m not your friend, buddy.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
/Are you crazy, Nigga please
October 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
lets hear some good jokes.
/still laughing at walk the dinosaur bomb
October 25th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
lets hear some good jokes.
/still laughing at walk the dinosaur bomb
October 25th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
It is expensive, but ohh so worth it. It has tenderness of filet (except for the filet, which has the tenderness of the most tender thing in the world, which is it) with a very delicate flavor (like buttery beef, but not a lot of beef).
I hate myself everytime I order it, but it’s tasty. Now the PC police are making veal producers do away with crates, but the free range and grain fed doesn’t have the same stuff that make veal veal.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
I don’t have problem with people making jokes here. It’s a blog. It is what it is. But I did find it amusing that people got on TBL for putting that sexy javelin girl’s picture in that thread about a judge getting killed due to an errant javelin throw.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
I was a scrawny loner through most of grade school
Sounds like a good time.
eh. I filled out physically and socially by the time HS rolled around. I’d rather that than peaking at 4th grade. I’d imagine a lot of those people are playing farmville right now.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Never in a million years would I have pegged you as a Was Not Was fan.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Generally they used to be rules in place to ban reporting of suicides because there is a strange and troubling trend of copycat suicides.
/Interesting reading for the long wait for the next train
October 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
I see what you did there.
/fistbump
//no coop
October 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
goddamn, well played, well played.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Hope the football team gets destroyed on Friday night.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
I’m not your friend, palooka.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
You’ll feel really stupid when a player commits suicide because they couldn’t handle losing.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
fixed for the Triassic period
October 25th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Soused +10 extra Internet points
October 25th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
That too, 20 years ago this story isn’t making the CBS Evening News or showing up in your newspaper…it’s silly to think that the expanse of news information hasn’t played a role in increasing awareness of this
People just want to believe younger generations are weaker than they were, it’s the way of things
October 25th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
/ Drools
// Thinks of veal, sexy javelin girl
/// Drools copiously
October 25th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Sorry everyone, had to step away from a moment but now that I’m back let me re-enter the conversation with as much self-righteous indignation as I can muster and act as though my misplace opinion is subjectively correct and then demand that people apologize to me for daring to have a sense of humor.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
soused, why have you not had a drink in 8 days?
/candians are pussies
October 25th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Also, Spencer wins the internet for today.
ONE DAY, Spencer. Thats it. Tomorrow is a new day, friend/buddy/pal.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
That’s because you all are. Now go play in the train station traffic.
/ Stands alone and proud
// Looks around for SROD
// Runs away
October 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Also, Spencer wins the internet for today.
Agreed. My head hurts from laughing at that.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Daniel Tosh is NOT funny. most white people aren’t funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Tomorrow is not your buddy, pal.
/ Flips coin
Call it, friendo.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
October 25th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Wonder if they even bothered to call the Sexy Ambulance to the scene?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Daniel Tosh is NOT funny. most white people aren’t funny.
what we got here is a Crusader!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
I refuse to believe that this could possibly be true.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
most white people aren’t funny.
Clayton Bigsby begs to differ
October 25th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
/ Thinks about veal, sexy javelin girl, Sexy Ambulance
// Passes out, keels over … onto train tracks
October 25th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Todd Charske was funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
I saw Tosh’s stand up back in May. Made jokes about rape, abortion, all races, 9/11, and many other things.
I laughed at every one of them.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Daniel Tosh is NOT funny. most white people aren’t funny.
so you are a weener and dumb?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
As my family mourns the death of our relative, you believe that it is very funny. I pray that none of your relatives or children decide to end their lives over bullying. As I read these post I start understanding more what type of society we live in. I see why people get bullied and it makes me sick. It starts at home, people please reach your children that bullying is not ok and can cause harm to people. And for those of you that believe that its only words think again, bullying is different now a days. It use to be just words and only a few people around knew, now u are being bullied in front of the world because of social media. If you are an adult making jokes about this you should be ashamed of yourself and hope this doesn’t happen to your children. RIP Felicia you are loved and will be missed. May God be with you and the family at this time. Te quiero y nunca te voy olvidar.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole.
– Mel Brooks
October 25th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
ive never understood how being called a slut is an insult. OH MY GOD YOURE HOT ENOUGH THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
“why i never!”
October 25th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I suppose Louis CK is half-Mexican so maybe our friend here is on to something
October 25th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
In mamalickaboobooday’s opinion, he would be chiding us for making fun of Vader Fist Pump girl who Steve Philips porked.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
This is for the guy who has no sense of humor, hates white comedians and wants all of us banned.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
I suppose Louis CK is half-Mexican so maybe our friend here is on to something
I saw him a few weeks back. His closing bit had a stretch about how maybe it isn’t so awful when soldiers are killed when they go to other people’s countries with guns. Place was rolling.
/same bit included a section about how people with peanut allergies should probably die
October 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
that’s a joke? huh…i think this to get that fucking worthless gene out of the gene pool.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
His closing bit had a stretch about how maybe it isn’t so awful when soldiers are killed when they go to other people’s countries with guns. Place was rolling.
Honest question, did you post that without having clicked on Mamalickaboobooday’s name?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
That son of a bitch needs to come back to Madison, seen him twice now and each show was fantastic
October 25th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
This
October 25th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
wait…is mamalickbooday michael yon?
if so…damn. i used to read that guy’s blog all the time.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Crazy, unforeseen circumstances that will be remedied in haste.
/Canada formally challenges America to a drinking competition
October 25th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
if so…damn. i used to read that guy’s blog all the time.
I’m fairly sure you and I had an argument (or I had one with someone) over one of his posts about Medevac choppers not being armed.
Anyway, fuck this guy and his self-righteous attitude.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
and i still think that our sexy ambulances should be decked out with oil slicks and rocket launchers, you fucking cocksucker.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Ha, I knew it was you I was arguing with spencer.
How dare you wish harm on the sexy ambulance.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
/Canada formally challenges America to a drinking competition
Accepted
/opening line: USA +12
October 25th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
But seriously, why are there so many fucking kids with peanut allergies nowadays? What the fuck happened?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
I’m pretty certain I won’t be able to outdrink soused but just like the #16 seed getting matched up with Kentucky I’ll relish the chance to compete
October 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
how dare you say she should roam the streets unarmed!!!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
I like Louis CK. I just said, MOST aren’t funny. His show is great. But it’s really not that funny of a show… just a well written show.
You guys need to have your balls busted more. Jeez. Girl jumps in front of a train to kill herself and everyone makes jokes about it? I’m not sure that is the reason Steven Douglas posted this topic… for you dweebs to start joking about. He posted it in the category “what the hell is wrong with people”
You guys are fucking nerds if you think that is joke time.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
/determinedly slams bong down on the table
i got this part yall.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
But seriously, why are there so many fucking kids with peanut allergies nowadays? What the fuck happened?
All the chicks with peanut allergies are sluts…
October 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
No idea…when I was a kid, nobody had a peanut allergy. Now it’s like every other kid is allergic to something or another. I blame the overuse of Purel. Here’s an idea parents, let your kids get dirty and expose them to germs. This reduces allergies. Also get them fucking vaccinated.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
counterpoint: laughter is the best medicine.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
how dare you say she should roam the streets unarmed!!!
Giving her guns is like handing out invitations to kill her sexiness!!!!
October 25th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
listen, i dont wanna rehash the eugenics argument but…we should probably rehash the eugenics argument.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
That is my fantasy football team name. Won last year. I owe it to you guys.
October 25th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
why dont you just rape her yourself then?
October 25th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Go for it.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
listen, i dont wanna rehash the eugenics argument but…we should probably rehash the eugenics argument.
That’s not funny, you’re not funny.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
You guys need to have your balls busted more
Listen, we appreciate you coming in, but we already have Coop
October 25th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
i…uh…am not intellectually equipped to go there.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
It’s always joke time.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I’m not sure that is the reason Steven Douglas posted this topic… for you dweebs to start joking about. He posted it in the category “what the hell is wrong with people”
You guys are fucking nerds if you think that is joke time.
I hope you don’t have kids.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
That’s not funny INSTITUTIONALIZED!, you’re not funny, INSTITUTIONALIZED.
All I wanted was a Pepsi…
October 25th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
with peanut allergies nowadays?
Old principal had this. Mortal enemies with my best buddies family. We put a bag of peanuts in his mailbox, stealth mode, one night. He’s still alive if anyone’s curious
October 25th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
because you’d fantasize about fucking em?
October 25th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Beer Round
Swimsuit competition
Followed by the Liquor round
Question period
Lighting beer and liquor round
Talent
October 25th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I’M NOT CRAZY YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY!!!
October 25th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
/opening line: USA +12
Beer Round
Swimsuit competition
Followed by the Liquor round
Question period
Lighting beer and liquor round
Talent
Bets everything on USA +6 in the first half
October 25th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Old principal had this. Mortal enemies with my best buddies family. We put a bag of peanuts in his mailbox, stealth mode, one night. He’s still alive if anyone’s curious
I’m calling the police on you and notifying your employer. That’s not funny and you’re not funny.
/mamalickboobooday
October 25th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I’m calling the police on you and notifying your employer. That’s not funny and you’re not funny.
/mamalickboobooday
Dork!
October 25th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I actually like the guy too. Crazy kids I tell ya
October 25th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Um … national obesity?
/ The whole country’s just gone South to hell
October 25th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
not especially related to anything, but i just remembered all the times my HS dean told me to cut my hair…im thinking it was jealousy since he was balder than shit.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Bringing back the old meme. Glad this is still around.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
+ 1 draft pick in the first round of the Fantasy Slut League.
/again should be called Fantasy Hero League to create a positive connotation encouraging such behavior
//bros are fucking stupid
October 25th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
You’re not funny, pal.
/ Not that again
October 25th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
enough of the grouphate of mamalickbooday…despite what he says, this is a welcome place for all to make jokes, damnit. we’re trivializing an action that we’re enacting on someone else…i say we let bygones be bygones, shake hands and tip back a few silver bullets…er…coors originals.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
because you’d fantasize about fucking em?
I’d have to throw them into a train first, but yes.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
I’d like to think mamalickaboobooday would like to tell as all this….
October 25th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
You’re a slacker, Spencer, just like your old man.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
All I wanted was a Pepsi…
I’M NOT CRAZY YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY!!!
When I was in high school I got sent to see the counselor because I plagiarized a Raven ECW promo for a poetry assignment and this apparently made my teacher think I was suicidal. Day I got sent there was day after a Suicidal Tendencies concert, meaning I was wearing a Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt. Good times.
/I later realized that Raven plagiarized part of that promo from the Goo Goo Dolls song Name. Good times.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
joking aside…this? this is very true.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Almost as good as Spencer’s dinosaur comment.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
And no stark, I didn’t know mamalicka was Asian before I posted that.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Buddy of mine turned in the lyrics to “Born to Run” for a high school poetry assignment. Got an A-plus from the teacher, who was blonde and hot as hell but not exactly a Mensa member.
/ Supposedly she was also a practicing wiccan
October 25th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
don’t be that guy.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Can I have your leather jacket after you get banned by Jason?
October 25th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Anyone who tokes on ganja and plays golf incessantly is not a slacker, they just march to a very differently syncopated drummer.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Day I got sent there was day after a Suicidal Tendencies concert, meaning I was wearing a Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt. Good times.
don’t be that guy.
Said day after. Purchased the shirt at the concert, wore it next day. I may have been wearing an Infectious Grooves shirt to the concert, but that’s a gray area.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
please be neil peart. please be neil peart. please be neil peart.
/crosses fingers
October 25th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
see, the problem here is that im a moron.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
see, the problem here is that im a moron.
With that in mind perhaps that eugenics discussion should pick up again.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
YouTube is blocked here at work, so I can’t see the vid, but it had better be PCU
October 25th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
I will miss this thread. It wasn’t funny and none of you are funny
October 25th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
ms621 should just calm the fuck down. stop throwing a hissy fit
October 25th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
If you’re going to say I’m throwing a hissy fit then the proper way to make fun of me is to use ‘pms621′.
/hat tips to spencer
October 25th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I’m late, but I’m here. “Two’s in.” I’ve got you covered. You’ll never walk alone.
Dang near spit out my Tostitos & pico de gallo.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I’m not your pal, buddy.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
I’m not your pal, buddy.
He’s not your buddy, friend.
October 25th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Once went to a KISS concert, bought a T-shirt, wore it to school next day. I was a fucking HERO that day, I tell you.
/ It was 1975, and junior high
October 26th, 2012 at 12:06 AM
I once plagiarized the theme song from the old Spider-Man cartoon (“does whatever a spider CAN!”) for a fifth grade homework assignment. The teacher loved it. I think some of the kids knew I jacked it. Can’t remember if the teacher ever found out…