Not a fan of Hot Tub Time Machine, I see. American classic.

yea, cuz that movie sucked ass.

Y’all talking about Don Mattingly or Beebe?

Lady went to Simpsons trivia pub night with her head shaved like Don Mattingly from Homer at the Bat. She won prizes.

The kid was already reaching for the black beans before he asked me what kind of beans I wanted. He did a double take when I said refried. I knew immediately I failed myself.

The meat was good

/snickers

It reminds me of the Simpsons with Mark McGwire. “Would you rather know the terrifying truth…or do you want me to sock a few dingers?!”

Worth trying again.

Again… seems more like a “marriage sucks” problem than a “I want to be like this guy” thing. You can do all of those things when you’re single.

You can do all of those things if you marry the right chick. That’s what I’ve learned from jck49er.

Oh look another post about a dunk in the NBA preseason. Can’t get enough of those.

That’s because there was some bad news last night: “Among adults 18-49, FOX averaged a 3.3 rating for Wednesday night, beating ABC and CBS’ 2.7 rating in the key demographic.”

…and that kids, is the last anyone ever saw of KC Resident

That’s true, we’ve had no feedback from him. I hope he didn’t choke on it.

Oh look another post about a dunk in the NBA preseason. Can’t get enough of those.

dare I say, fan interest is through the roof.

I’m about ready to bite into my first ever Freebird burrito. You fuckers better be right it is good.

…and that kids, is the last anyone ever saw of KC Resident

/pours one out for KC

Never understood why so many people liked that asshole.

See also Hud.

Have you ever played a course with gators in the water hazards? Those fucks like to sneak up on ya.

Any course in South Carolina/Georgia low country. Old dude at a course in Charleston one told me not to go too far into the rough. Didn’t say why. Chased a ball about 20 feet off the fairway, about 10 feet I look over and see a gator sitting there not 6 feet away. Lost a lot of balls after that.

/Dude never hit it more than 175, but was always in the middle of the fairway. Ass.

Not a fan of Hot Tub Time Machine, I see. American classic.

you’re a couple days late on the awful movie post.

People want parts of Don’s lifestyle in the context of their own lifestyle. This is what I meant when I said men want to be like Don to some extent or another.

and even with this “lifestyle” the guy is fucking miserable 98% of the time. BUT DON DRAPER IS THE AWESOME!