Shark Falls From Sky, Lands on Golf Course
When you find a terrifying animal on a golf course, it is usually an alligator, crocodile, or a swan. That’s why a San Juan Hills Golf Club course marshal was surprised to find what appeared to be a leopard shark on the 12th tee box earlier this week. The shark was injured and alive, so the course employees went to work on rescuing the shark
The marshal picked up the shark, placed it in the back of his golf cart and drove it back to the clubhouse. There, cart attendant Bryan Stizer, a San Juan Capistrano resident, briefly placed the shark into a bucket filled with water and a bit of salt, before clocking out on his break to drive the shark out to Baby Beach in Dana Point, where it was released back into the ocean.
Hold on, this guy had to go off the clock to save an animal that was found injured on the golf course? That is ridiculous. He should have received hazard pay. Everyone knows that sharks brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80′s. An aquarist at the local Ocean Institute says the most likely suspects who placed the shark on the course are peregrine falcons, ospreys and possibly people. [The Capistrano Dispatch via Los Angeles Times]

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October 25th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
they shouldve put it in a water hazard…SHARK TRAP.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Holy crap, God is shitting sharks, he’s so mad at us.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Goddamn Russian astronauts.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Have you ever played a course with gators in the water hazards? Those fucks like to sneak up on ya.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
That reminds me … gotta DVR the “Pink Eye” episode of South Park this weekend.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
couldn;t someone have placed it there? get me some real animals from the sky stories, frogs and such
i love the instant ocean the guy created. water, salt
October 25th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
RIP Chubbs.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Airborne sharks are exactly why we need laser-armed drones in our skies, ‘Murica!
/ Take that, soused
October 25th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
you mean where is says “possibly people” in the post?
October 25th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
“Crickey, lookit this l’il fella, what a cute l’il stingray, don’t worry, mate, lemme just grab ya and — ooof!”
/ Steve Irwin. Never forget.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
like aneurysms.
/WHOOO AIRBOAT’D
October 25th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
So we’re about to hear an awful lot about this hurricane that is going to swallow NYC next week, aren’t we?
HURRPOCALYPSE!!!
October 25th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
A Canadian goose protecting its young is still the most terrifying thing on a golf course after you’ve provoked them for the fifth time
October 25th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
OT: Mad Men is currently shooting in Hawaii and Jessica Paré is photographing quite well.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
A Canadian goose protecting its young is still the most terrifying thing on a golf course after you’ve provoked them for the fifth time
Story time?
October 25th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
October 25th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
not too familiar with jessica pare, but good god.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I’m about ready to bite into my first ever Freebird burrito. You fuckers better be right it is good.
/got it for free.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
It just ends with speeding away down the 15th fairway in a maintenance cart whilst being chased by what I assumed was the father, nothing of interest…to hell with those things though, all they do is shit
October 25th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
not too familiar with jessica pare, but good god.
Not a fan of Hot Tub Time Machine, I see. American classic.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
I’m about ready to bite into my first ever Freebird burrito. You fuckers better be right it is good.
Chipotle is better, but Freebird is pretty good.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
A beach vacation plotline? That’s right up there with dream sequence and pregnancy as far as “run its course” indicators go.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
A beach vacation plotline? That’s right up there with dream sequence and pregnancy as far as “run its course” indicators go.
$10 says she’s pregnant by the end of the next season.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
OT/ Pete and Beth from Mad Men are dating in real life
October 25th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Which one is Beth?
October 25th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
$10 says she’s pregnant by the end of the next season.
I hope not. They strongly hinted that Don was going to go back to banging skanks on the side in last season’s finale. I guess they wanted the audience to worship him again. Never understood why so many people liked that asshole.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Alexis Bledel
October 25th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Alexis Bledel, the other guy’s wife…this relationship could explain how she landed that gig despite being terrible if it was going on before the casting decision
October 25th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Never understood why so many people liked that asshole.
Because every man wants to be Don to some extent or another.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Alexis Bledel, the other guy’s wife…this relationship could explain how she landed that gig despite being terrible if it was going on before the casting decision
Oh yeah. I don’t recall her being terrible. I only recall her being in her underwear a lot. By that standard she was fantastic.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Because every man wants to be Don to some extent or another.
Not this guy. Don is happy in about 1 out of every 365 days.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
He’s hot.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Not this guy. Don is happy in about 1 out of every 365 days.
I don’t think anyone wants to be Don as a whole, but rather to get away with what he gets away with and/or be as forceful and dynamic as he is.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Never understood why so many people liked that asshole.
He’s hot.
Women are stupid.
(I kid, I kid. You seem smart enough GG)
October 25th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
They want the women, booze, money and all around lifestyle. Forgetting any kids, relationships or real life.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
The Sharks have drawn first blood. I want to hunt Great Whites. Maritime Law be damned!
October 25th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
They want the women, booze, money and all around lifestyle. Forgetting any kids, relationships or real life.
Exactly.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
but rather to get away with what he gets away with
it’s called being single, no? boozing, womaninzing, putting your career above all else (except for last season where he was a total slacker) and generally not giving a shit about who you hurt can all be accomplished without hurting your wife and kids.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
They want the women, booze, money and all around lifestyle. Forgetting any kids, relationships or real life.
Again… seems more like a “marriage sucks” problem than a “I want to be like this guy” thing. You can do all of those things when you’re single.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
They want the women, booze, money and all around lifestyle. Forgetting any kids, relationships or real life.
and even with this “lifestyle” the guy is fucking miserable 98% of the time. BUT DON DRAPER IS THE AWESOME!
October 25th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Again… seems more like a “marriage sucks” problem than a “I want to be like this guy” thing. You can do all of those things when you’re single.
People want parts of Don’s lifestyle in the context of their own lifestyle. This is what I meant when I said men want to be like Don to some extent or another.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
you’re a couple days late on the awful movie post.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Any course in South Carolina/Georgia low country. Old dude at a course in Charleston one told me not to go too far into the rough. Didn’t say why. Chased a ball about 20 feet off the fairway, about 10 feet I look over and see a gator sitting there not 6 feet away. Lost a lot of balls after that.
/Dude never hit it more than 175, but was always in the middle of the fairway. Ass.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Y’all talking about Don Mattingly or Beebe?
October 25th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
See also Hud.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Oh look another post about a dunk in the NBA preseason. Can’t get enough of those.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
…and that kids, is the last anyone ever saw of KC Resident
/pours one out for KC
October 25th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
dare I say, fan interest is through the roof.
October 25th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
I’m about ready to bite into my first ever Freebird burrito. You fuckers better be right it is good.
…and that kids, is the last anyone ever saw of KC Resident
That’s true, we’ve had no feedback from him. I hope he didn’t choke on it.
October 25th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
That’s because there was some bad news last night: “Among adults 18-49, FOX averaged a 3.3 rating for Wednesday night, beating ABC and CBS’ 2.7 rating in the key demographic.”
October 25th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Once again I must reiterate, we are merely months away from start of 2013 baseball season. But this gets a post?
October 25th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
You can do all of those things if you marry the right chick. That’s what I’ve learned from jck49er.
October 25th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
The meat was good. The refried beans were horrible and that’s my fault. Hardly anyone can bet refried beans right. And, although I didn’t pay for it (gift card), it was expensive. I got the the second smallest burrito, added queso (which the beans made irrelevant) and a drink. $11.
Worth trying again.
October 25th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
That’s because there was some bad news last night: “Among adults 18-49, FOX averaged a 3.3 rating for Wednesday night, beating ABC and CBS’ 2.7 rating in the key demographic.”
It reminds me of the Simpsons with Mark McGwire. “Would you rather know the terrifying truth…or do you want me to sock a few dingers?!”
October 25th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Go with black beans next time, KC.
October 25th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
/snickers
October 25th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Go with black beans next time, KC. MS
The kid was already reaching for the black beans before he asked me what kind of beans I wanted. He did a double take when I said refried. I knew immediately I failed myself.
October 25th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Lady went to Simpsons trivia pub night with her head shaved like Don Mattingly from Homer at the Bat. She won prizes.
October 25th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
yea, cuz that movie sucked ass.