Evil Dead has an official, red band trailer

What is the fucking point of remaking a classic? It’s like remaking Casablanca or Citizen Kane or Alien: pointless.

I typed this very comment, then canceled it thinking it would too obscure.
/cone of shame

Rewatched the original psycho last night. Forgot how awesome it was. The 80s sequels were just atrocious compared to it.

rewatched saw from the 30′s…don’t think it worked as well considering all the televised images of the killer were captioned and played with a vaudeville soundtrack.

haven’t seen her since Cheers went off the air.

I enjoyed this more than I probably should have.

He's gotta be talking about the Indigo Tribe.

Not gonna lie, I expected that answer to be 8 hours.

Me too.

Al Neuharth

haven’t seen her since Cheers went off the air.

/been like….oh zeus….8 days????

Not gonna lie, I expected that answer to be 8 hours.

You need an exception for the Purple hippie lanterns there. They were awesome.

Indigo Tribe or Star Sapphire?

I laughed. Probably the only one. Don’t forget Deadman!

/brightest day sucked!

You need an exception for the Purple hippie lanterns there. They were awesome.

Uh faster than.

Then? I need booze.

/been like….oh zeus….8 days????

our oil prices go up every fucking day, dummy.

Uh faster than.

Since they aren’t on your insurance policy, they can’t make changes to your insurance policy and they never should have told you they would.

/sold cars for a lot of years
//always had to tell customers that was the one thing I couldn’t do for them

Well they said they had faxed them the lease and the notice that they had bought the previous car from me. But yeah, they definitely screwed up.

the dealer never updated it with my insurance company like they said they had.

Since they aren’t on your insurance policy, they can’t make changes to your insurance policy and they never should have told you they would.

/sold cars for a lot of years
//always had to tell customers that was the one thing I couldn’t do for them

JMac, howabout a weekly guest post from JaiAlai called, “This is the most recent shit I found in my Gmail”?

Some jackass starting spamming our company after we fired him for being a cunty client. Not sure how exactly how we did this but generally:
1. Created a blog that fed a gmail account
2. Created automatic reply messages for the blog email and gmail
3. Set email from the gmail and blog so they would automatically reply to each other incessantly
4. Both the blog emails and gmail forwarded to him.
5. Then created multiple blogs and multiple emails so he couldn’t block it
6. Sent over 200,000 emails to him in less than 24 hours
7. He called and apologized and we shut it down