Flo Rida is Responsible For This Monstrosity of a Uniform for His Old High School

All, High School Sports Jason Lisk October 25th. 2012, 4:45pm

Flo Rida would be proud to wear these. (Image courtesy Futuristic Woo)

Flo Rida is an alumnus of Miami (FL) Carol City High, along with Washington Redskins receiver Santana Moss. Mr. Rida recently saw a rival high school embark on a new uniform that invoked visions of spitting pea soup, and decided he wanted some of that. So, according to the Palm Beach Post, he contacted that company, Futuristic Woo, to design new digs for his old school.

The result is this thing that features a giant Indian Chief head plastered across the crotch. The uniforms are being donated by Flo Rida to the school. As I was taught at a young age, just because something’s free doesn’t mean it doesn’t cost something. In this case, pride and fashion sense.

[photo via Palm Beach Post]

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38 Responses to “Flo Rida is Responsible For This Monstrosity of a Uniform for His Old High School”

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TheRealAC Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
i just threw up
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
The feathers on the helmet aren’t the worst idea, but as for the rest of that…what the fucking fuck?
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mmonast Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
The helmet isn’t terrible but those pants…woof
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
obligatory.
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buckeye27 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Oh my god, that is the funniest fucking thing ever
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
i wonder if under armor had designed the jerseys, it’d have “smallpox” and “trail of tears” written on the back like the jingoistic military ones.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Weren’t the Chiefs going to go that route with their helmet at one point?
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FondleMySweaters Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
How long until Nike forces something just like this on Florida State?
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TheRealAC Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Weren’t the Chiefs going to go that route with their helmet at one point?
i think its the redskins you’re thinking of.
speaking of redskins…. i think these are being worn this weekend.
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TheRealAC Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
How long until Nike forces something just like this on Florida State?
i’ll never happen. i promise you.
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Squawkbox denies Saying N-Word, Doesn’t Apologize, and his friends Amazingly Seems Cool with That Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
i wonder if under armor had designed the jerseys, it’d have “smallpox” and “trail of tears” written on the back like the jingoistic military ones.
Good gawd that’s awful.
/still laughing
//still
///even still that’s awful
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
How long until Nike forces something just like this on Florida State?
i wish i knew how to photoshop so i could put phil knight’s head on lucas and sebastian janikowski for the storm trooper in this pic.
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/157019/throwback-sample.jpg
Usually, throwback jerseys are dog poops. But I really love this old fashioned Falcons jersey they wear once a year.
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
But I really love this old fashioned Falcons jersey they wear once a year.
agreed…very tasteful. simplicity just works better in football.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
But I really love this old fashioned Falcons jersey they wear once a year
Hope they take a page from the Bills and decide to go to those full time…the Eagles would also be better served returning to the glory days of the kelly green
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
/picks worst possible example
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
agreed…very tasteful. simplicity just works better in football.
Sartorially it does….it doesn’t seem to improve the quality of the product on the field however.
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Eagles would also be better served returning to the glory days of the kelly green
rams aren’t horrible, but they looked way better in the bright blue and yellow instead of navy and golf.
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
*gold
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Sartorially it does….it doesn’t seem to improve the quality of the product on the field however.
that’s probably because you’re an asshole.
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Old Vikings uniforms >>>>> current Vikings uniforms.
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
that’s probably because you’re an asshole.
Guilty.
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Flo Rida also responsible for the monstrosity of the name Flo Rida.
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Jason Lisk Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
rams aren’t horrible, but they looked way better in the bright blue and yellow instead of navy and golf.
So your autocorrect pretty much replaces anything with golf, huh?
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ButtersBC Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
The problem with the Rams unis was the helmets were still navy which looked horrible with the jerseys
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
i think you and i both know the answer to where it was we stepped in that bear shit.
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
I like this uniform, mainly because looking for the Indian on a tootsie pop wrapper was the fucking best.
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
and im not saying this to suck up lisk…my fav non-browns unis in the league are KC’s. striped socks are the shit.
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
looking for the Indian on a tootsie pop wrapper was the fucking best.
What? There’s an indian on there?
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Holy shit, what else did I not pay attention to during my childhood.
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
What? There’s an indian on there?
i want to start a rival football team and call them the “sikhs” and put an eastern indian guy on there.
…
it’s funnier on paper.
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
i have eaten thousands of tootsie roll pops and have never once noticed that.
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
it’s funnier on paper.
Yes I imagine it would be if you then filled that paper with grass and smoked it while watching a Richard Pryor special.
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ms621 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
I know I’ll never look at candy wrappers the same way.
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Tootsie Pop Indian
/Native American is the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
//young boy wearing the headdress, shooting at a star
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spencer096 Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Yes I imagine it would be if you then filled that paper with grass and smoked it while ~~watching a Richard Pryor special~~ crying to terrelle pryor videos.
fixed.
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Nada Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Flo Rida is Responsible For This Monstrosity of a Uniform for His Old High School
Glad to see he’s branching out from just being responsible for monstrosities of music.
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Squawkbox denies Saying N-Word, Doesn’t Apologize, and his friends Amazingly Seems Cool with That Says:
October 25th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
So “The Native American in the Cupboard” just doesn’t grab my attention.