Comments on: Shaq Dissed Dwight Howard in Some Sort of Comedy Rap Video

By: onebadfishy

onebadfishy — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:51:49 +0000

What I love about Shaq is that there is no limit to how fat his ass can become. Eventually he’ll suffocate once the fat comes up to his head… but in the meantime… he can sit his ass on that chair… and wear the baggiest clothes he can find… that’s a custom made suit in the size of XXXXXXXXXXXOverthehillhasbeenwhoisfatasfuck… He makes Barkley look like a supermodel… He’s got to kill that Burger King contract… he took that free food for life shit too seriously… he really didn’t need to place the order to get it delivered to him 3 times a day up the ass… but hey… it’s Shaq… that’s how he loves it…

By: Luv2Purple

Luv2Purple — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:34:22 +0000

Hey Shaq – I really never watched you much until you became a Laker – then you were one of our family and became a champion…this might NOT have happened for you unless you became part of such a great organization. The 16X NBA Champion Lakers treated you in a world class fashion, not first class..but WORLD class…..paid you a fortune….. and this is how you repay their kindness, professionalism and generosity? Frankly…BigIdiot is your calling card now shaq. “WE the People” who are true Laker fans are no longer fans of you. Your act is petty and tired and stale….you have become the SarahPalin or KimKardashian of basketball. A prima donna….look at me. Give it up shaq…you are cheapening your legacy with this crap. Let Dwight earn his own history and leave it alone dude…it makes you look incredibly small.

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 22:24:46 +0000

Kobe #6

STFU SHAQ FU!

By: Scouser

Scouser — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:33:57 +0000

Speaking of gay black men, I have not seen a funnier thing today...

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:23:58 +0000

One time I was at the mall and there were these two super flamboyant gay black dudes, and one of them said, “Ooh, my pussy itch.”

No “two Z-snaps & a neck roll”?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:14:46 +0000

defrocked former mlb managers swap WHAT?!?!!?

/pleasebecumpleasebecumpleasebecum
//coop’d

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:12:48 +0000

Ozzie Guillen fired

Coming soon from ESPN: The Ozzie and Bobby Show, where defrocked former MLB managers can swap tactics of cluelessness.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:08:08 +0000

Ozzie Guillen fired.

call me when he gets deported like he should be. can we trade him for ugeth urbina? i mean, shit, if the jews could take barrabus over jesus, we should at least get to excise the ozzie tumor from america’s consciousness.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:56:53 +0000

Ozzie Guillen fired.

counterpoint: Shaq rapped about D-Ho.

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:54:28 +0000

Ozzie Guillen fired.

By: gfunk supreme

gfunk supreme — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:52:17 +0000

One time I was at the mall and there were these two super flamboyant gay black dudes, and one of them said, “Ooh, my pussy itch.”

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:42:56 +0000

Fuck this is starting to feel like a chore:
Dwight Howard Murped Whitney Houston.

By: Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:42:52 +0000

Fuck Dwight Howard

By: Smallie Bigs

Smallie Bigs — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:42:47 +0000

I would ask for those 59 seconds of my life back, but I’m not sure I would put them to better use.

/wasting time

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:42:46 +0000

Some Sort of Comedy Rap Video

Doesn't "comedy" apply to everything rap-related that Shaq ever Fu'd?

By: Hopboy

Hopboy — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:42:11 +0000

This is still better than “Kazaam.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puns7KJliFg