NFL Post-Game Handshakes, Week 7: Saints Survive With a Touch of Luck, Ravens Get Destroyed, and Changes in Carolina
This week’s Handshakes wonder how many more Giants-Redskins shootouts we will see between Robert Griffin III and Eli Manning. The Redskins continue to surrender late leads, managing to somehow forget that Victor Cruz ALWAYS does this. Also, Pat Shurmur punted on fourth and one in the fourth quarter on the Colts side of the field as his new owner looked on. Way to really show him, Pat!
Illegally touched in the end: Tampa appeared to have tied the game against the Saints when Josh Freeman connected with Mike Williams as time expired. Instead, Williams was flagged for illegal touching, after having been shoved out of the back in the end zone and coming back in for the catch. The rule was applied correctly, so there is no refereeing controversy here. There is no ability to re-establish for the receiver. Once he goes out, as long as the contact was legal, he cannot be the first to touch the ball.
In this case, the contact was legal because Josh Freeman had rolled outside of the pocket, and there is no penalty for illegal contact downfield once that happens. It was frustrating to see the shove out, but the rule has a legitimate purpose. We whine about the offense getting all the rule changes, do we really want another one?
If the contact had either occurred after the pass was thrown (pass interference) or while Freeman was in the pocket (illegal contact more than five yards downfield) then the touchdown would have counted.
Heath Miller, All Pro Candidate: Steelers tight end Heath Miller has always been a solid all-around player, blocking and catching, but has made only one pro bowl in his career. That should change this year. In a year when we’ve seen other top tight ends struggle with injuries, Miller has flourished with the emphasis on the shorter passing game in Pittsburgh. He is on pace for career highs in catches, yards, and touchdowns at age 30, and had the key block on the winning touchdown run, while also catching his fifth of the year.
Houston, We Have a Problem: The angst over the debacle last Sunday Night was short lived. Houston moved to the front of the AFC race by handling a wounded Baltimore team easily. The pass defense that was shredded by Aaron Rodgers returned to its previous form, with J.J. Watt again tipping a pass that was returned for an interception touchdown.
Ray Rice should have run more, right? Baltimore should have given him more carries because we all know they win when they run. Well, Rice started effectively (6 carries for 35 yards), and the Ravens did run on first down 5 of the first 8 times, until the point they were 23-3 down. The problem was the other downs and Flacco struggling on third down.
The final line for Flacco: 21 of 43 for 147 yards, 2 interceptions. Game one post-Ray, post-Lardarius, and the defense was gashed again. The offense and the franchise quarterback couldn’t make it up, and now the problem in Houston lies with this week’s visitors. Flacco will get more opportunities to show he’s ready to be considered Elite again this year with a suspect defense.
I’ll let these geniuses sum up the rest of the game for you. Quality programming (language and background noises NSFW).
The NFC North Back on Top: The NFC West surprised early. Yesterday, the NFC North teams went 2-0 against the West, and after tonight’s Bears game, the NFC North will have a 16-10 mark, surpassing the West at 16-12. Green Bay did it with another methodical performance against the Rams, coming off the Sunday Night slaying in Houston. Randall Cobb was the offensive star this time while Greg Jennings is out. Aaron Rodgers has returned to MVP form the last two weeks. Meanwhile, Minnesota came up with another win, as Christian Ponder continues to be that guy. You know, the tabloid guy who just wins (8 of 17 for 58 yards, 1 Td, 2 Int, woof). Adrian Peterson had a big game, while the defensive line overwhelmed the Cardinals woeful line.
Too Early to Go For Two? Mike Tomlin went for the 2-point conversion right before halftime, and Pittsburgh converted.
Buffalo scored to go up 33-28 right at the end of the third quarter against Tennessee. Chan Gailey kicked the extra point. Tennessee eventually scored the game winning touchdown and kicked the extra point that provided the difference, 35-34. Was it too early to go for two in either case?
They are two different situations. The Tomlin situation, while it seems early for conventional decision. Is a pretty neutral decision. The benefit of being tied versus the disadvantage of down 2 work out about the same, compared to knowing you are down 1 going into the half. Neither decision is significantly better than the other.
When I look at the game winning probabilities at Advanced NFL Stats, though, Gailey’s decision was different. It pains me to say that conventional wisdom is right here, but it is. With 15 minutes left, being up 5 is more costly than up 7 is beneficial with all the permutations. There are enough possessions that you can get beat by two field goals gained, or not extend the lead with another field goal.
When is it too late to go for one point in either of these situations, though? As it turns out, the answer is roughly between the 6 and 7 minute mark of the fourth quarter. That’s when possessions become more limited and you must try to tie, or make it where a touchdown doesn’t beat you.
Marty Hurney Out in Carolina: The GM axe fell this morning on Marty Hurney of the Panthers. Two weeks ago, he was listed #1 when we talked about GM’s who could be in trouble, and #2 on that list was Cleveland President Mike Holmgren, who will be officially out at season’s end and has been replaced as well. Next on that list: Gene Smith of Jacksonville.
I’ve already seen chatter tying Cam Newton’s post game press conference comments to the firing. Nonsense. The Panthers again lost a close game where they didn’t make the plays in the end. Among those was Cam Newton getting stuffed on a 3rd and short run at the end of the 3rd quarter, and missing a pass on 4th and 1 near midfield late, when the Panthers only needed to get a field goal to take the lead.
Newton expressed his frustration about the close losses, about everyone needing to do better, including himself. It’s the fourth game this year, and third in a row, that Carolina either had the lead or had the ball with a chance to take the lead late in a game and lost. He talked about things needing to change quickly. It is a pretty big leap to assume he was asking for a GM to be fired the next morning as the change that would make them pick up a fourth and short in crunch time.
Hurney was fired for the overall progress of the team, after more than a decade in Carolina. He arrived with John Fox and was part of the immediate turnaround. Recent years have been characterized by a decline in talent and some curious contract decisions. He pays running backs more than anyone, and DeAngelo Williams has been worthless. He paid a kicker a ton of money. There were legitimate reasons to move on.
Fourth and One Log
1. The Giants punted (after a delay of game) from the WAS 41 on the first drive. The Redskins took the ball the length of the field, but kicked a field goal on 4th and goal from the 2. Later, the Giants kicked a field goal from the Washington 9 to tie the game at 10-10 near the end of the second quarter.
2. Washington punted on 4th and 1 from their own 40 at the start of the second half. They went on 4th and 1 from the Giants 30 early in the fourth quarter down by 7, converted, but fumbled on the next play.
3. Buffalo kicked a FG at the Tennessee 12, down 21-14 in the 2nd Q. They eventually lost 35-34 when Tennessee scored with just over a minute left.
4. Dallas kicked a FG at the goal line to take a 3-0 lead in the first quarter. They won 19-14.
5. Carolina went on 4th and 1 just outside the two minute warning at the end of the game, trailing 16-14, and Cam Newton threw incomplete.
6. Indianapolis lined up to go for it at their own 23 in the 2nd Q. Cleveland jumped offsides. The Colts later went on 4th and 1 at the Cleveland 24, converting, and later kicking a field goal to extend lead to 17-13.
7. After consecutive deep passes that went incomplete, Cleveland punted on 4th and 1 from the Indianapolis 41, trailing by 4 with 6:38 left in the game. They got the ball back a few minutes later and went for a 4th and 6 in almost the exact same part of field just inside two minute warning, failing to convert.
8. Up by 14 in the fourth quarter, Minnesota punted from Arizona 45. Arizona took the ball down the field and scored a touchdown, but failed to get the onsides kick and the Vikings won 21-14.
9. Green Bay punted from St. Louis 49 up 10-3, 2nd Q. The Rams got a field goal on the next drive, cutting it to 10-6 at the time. At the end of the 3rd Q, Green Bay punted from STL 44, got an interception on the next play, and added a field goal to make it 20-6.
10. New Orleans punted from own 41. Tampa got the 95 yard pass to Vincent Jackson, but . . .
11. Josh Freeman was stuffed for a 4 yard loss on 4th and goal late in the third quarter, trailing by 7 at the time. (Connor Barth had missed a field goal on previous possession). Tampa lost by 7. Tampa also had a conversion on the final drive before the Mike Williams illegal touching play to end game.
12. Leading 17-3, Jacksonville went for it from the Oakland 46, and Chad Henne threw incomplete. Oakland eventually got a short Janikowski field goal before halftime to make it 17-6. Jacksonville eventually lost in overtime.
13. Cincinnati went at the PIT 21, converting and eventually scoring to make it 7-3 in the first quarter, in a game they lost by a touchdown. In the second half, Bengals kicked the field goal from the PIT 30 to take a 17-14 lead at the time.
Other NFL Content:
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RG3 vs. Eli Manning: What a Finish. Giants 27, Redskins 23
Ahmad Bradshaw and Tom Coughlin Got Into It (Video)
Dez Bryant Got Destroyed on a Helmet to Helmet Hit as He Was Already Being Tackled
Harrison Smith: First NFL Interception is a Pick-Six Against the Cardinals
Joseph Morgan With a Ridiculous Touchdown For the Saints
Chris Johnson Scores on a 86 Yard Touchdown Run
Greg Little: Juggling Touchdown Catch Against the Colts
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October 22nd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Giant hatchet wound. Just inexplicable when he punted the ball. The shot of the owners’ box directly after was perfect.
Yesterday was thrilling from a gambling perspective because of some 4th down decisions.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
1. Fire Chan Gailey
2. Fire Chan Gailey
3. Change that pushout rule
4-10: Fire Chain Gailey, Dave Wannstedt, Buddy Nix, and Mario Williams
11-100: Get a real QB. Ryan Fitzpatrick is garbage
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Queefer and billy buckner, Those are your people!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
“A plan so crazy it might just work!” – Pat Shurmururur
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Lisk, I want to say thanks for explaining the call on the Mike Williams non-TD. I was wondering why there wasn’t a PI call since he was pushed OB.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
There’s something very grade school about the name of this call.
According to John Lynch, who apparently was playing pickup basketball this weekend, there is.
I’ve been waiting since the second he was drafted to say this…. CHRISTIAN PONDER JUST WINS FOOTBALL GAMES
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Twitter was kind of fun for about 5 min after they punted.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Houston, We Have a Problem: The angst over the debacle last Sunday Night was short lived. Houston moved to the front of the AFC race by handling a wounded Baltimore team easily.
and now the problem in Houston lies with this week’s visitors
I’m confused as to the exact nature of Houston’s problem.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Complaining about things that suck usually just sounds like whining, but halftime shows are just the worst. Showing one, maybe two highlights of games around the league and then the majority watching horrible jokes and old men laugh at them is baffling. CJ hits an 83 yard run and it’s not even shown.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
But is he an elite QB?
/ Clayton’d
// Ma, I’m goin’ to the mall!!
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Do you feel like you may have overestimated the Sunday Night thrashing last week after what Houston did yesterday? Not ripping on your rankings because it’s week to week but I still thought the reaction to the loss (from the majority, not just Lisk) was a bit much considering who it was against.
Houston might have homefield locked up by Thanksgiving if they can avoid any more injuries.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
They lost the game, but that pass that RG3 threw to Moss for their last TD was a great throw.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Did St. Arnold’s run out of Santos? Because that would be a problem.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
I complained about this last night but I’m going to do it again. The Bengals are down 7 with 4 minutes to go in the game. They’ve already lost one timeout on a ridiculous challenge by Marvin Lewis the previous drive. Their response? Run play and let the clock run; run play and let the clock run; horrible attempt at a fade pass by Dalton to Green down the sideline; punt.
Normally I don’t care about how stupid the Bengals are, but that retarded sequence prevented Dalton from getting me the 7 points I needed to come from behind to win last night. How in the blue fuck does Marvin Lewis have a job?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Fixed that up. Flacco wasn’t great but he had no chance to be, at all. Receivers stinks, playcalling stinks, the line stinks and the defense leaves them no margin for error. If I’m Flacco I demand Cameron’s firing and/or receiver upgrades or I dont resign.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Yep. Was watching Fox at half time of the Giants/Redskins game and was expecting to see that run, but they only showed his 16 yard run.
I demand to see the very long run of the guy who has wrecked several fantasy football seasons for people this year.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I’m surprised Lisk saw fit to give those Ravens fans a link, since they didn’t deliver their comments Gangnam style.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I’m confused as to the exact nature of Houston’s problem.
Mainly the traffic on the Loop and the Republican Judges.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Did the new owner fire Shurmur and bring in Bum Phillips while no one was looking?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Houston might have homefield locked up by Thanksgiving if they can avoid any more injuries.
Thanks asshole. I’ll be expecting an injury to Foster or Watt any day now.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Mainly the traffic on the Loop and the Republican Judges.
Ba-zing.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Joe Flacco – Not Elite, and never will be.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Correct. Not only do they not show highlights, but they studio crew is incapable of pronouncing even basic names correctly. Sounded like Romney and Obama at the second debate.
/Lorraine?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
I don’t question Carolina firing Hurney, but doing so in the middle of a season? In an interim GM going to do anything that will fix things?
Also, after watching Cam & Co. piss away precious seconds on that final drive by lollygagging up to the line, why wasn’t Rivera fired as well?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
[removes placard from Joe Flacco's locker, doesn't think twice about it]
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:20 PM
/Lorraine?
I hate quiche.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Zut alors!
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 PM
There would be 15 teams around the league lined up to sign him. Flacco has a lot of leverage over that team, and his agent knows it. The front office would fire Cameron in a heartbeat if it meant resigning Flacco.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 PM
And Bradshaw making that remark on the guy raising the ball on a pick-6 was so condoscending. You’re paid to talk football, not talk down to someone or when to celebrate. Fire them all. Just put Cleatus at the desk and put highlights on loop.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 PM
I can’t hear you.
/6-1 after this week and have played Chris Johnson all year
//well having Bears Def, AJ Green, Matt Ryan & Jordy/Cobb helps
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
I have this feeling in my stomach that Ponder is turning out to be like Sanchez in more ways than one. Either that or I am hungry. Or last nights dinner is still in my stomach.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Including the team right up 95 in Philly.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
I’m surprised Lisk saw fit to give those Ravens fans a link, since they didn’t deliver their comments Gangnam style.
You didn’t stick around for the full 9 minutes then?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
I just about pissed myself with glee when McCarthy dialed up the surprise onside…that’s four straight seasons now where one’s worked
As the season goes along and the Packers rack up wins (they should be staring 6-3 in the face going into the bye) that loss won’t look as bad considering it was an AFC team matching up against one of the better NFC ones
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Lets go Lions! Don’t embarrass us tonight! That kindhearted hillbilly better play damn well.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Look at it this way: he’s the worst GM in the NFL and should have been fired years ago. Through that prism, this move makes perfect sense.
I guess this alllows you take a lot of time to find your guy.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:25 PM
So Samantha Steele is just his beard?
Lunchtime musings: I like luncheon meat, but I don’t like bologna. I especially like luncheon meat fried, on white bread with mustard.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:25 PM
There were 10 for Matt Flynn. Flacco isn’t a bad quarterback nor is he a good quarterback. When you fall under that header I hardly think it provides you the clout to be asking for a coach’s job. I bet Sam Bradford would love the weapons that Joe Flacco has, too.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Yeah no. No way I want Bert on the Eagles. Guy is McNabb 2.0
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Probably better to do it now than at the end of the season where the new guy then has all of two months to prepare for the offseason…now a new hire can change their scouting philosophies if that’s needed and be petter prepared for the draft
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Dear Jerry Richardson:
Les Miles would make an excellent NFL GM.
Dear Boise State:
Please dismiss Chris Peterson so he can come install an offense at LSU.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Ive had CJ2K since he’s been in the NFL. Finally declined to use my keeper option on him this year (kept Foster and Forte instead). He was just too much of a hit-or-miss guy to include in the lineup every week, and I found myself inevitably guessing wrong all the time.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
That’s pretty insulting to Donovan McNabb
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Lunchtime musings: I like luncheon meat, but I don’t like bologna. I especially like luncheon meat fried, on white bread with mustard.
I’ll be having Virginia Ham with a slice of Provolone on wheat with mayo and spicy brown mustard.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
It might even be dicier to fire a GM after the season, as teams begin their draft preparation.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Really? I don’t mean to build your franchise around, but after Vick is unceremoniously shipped out, you don’t think Flacco gives you a better chance to win for the next 2-3 years than Foley?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
15? I don’t think so.
Chiefs, Raiders, Bills, Arizona, Jax, Cleveland?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
As long as nothing crazy happens tonight I’ll regain my rightful position of 1st place in the TBL league after this week
/has Chris Johnson
//belt motion
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Jerry Richardson is preparing a list of qualifications right now.
1) Is he white?
2) If not, does he have tattoos?
3) Will he trade picks to draft players for the sole purpose of selling jerseys to App State grads in the Charlotte metro area?
4) Will he work as an unpaid intern?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Or is she only 17?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:28 PM
McNabb was the master of overthrowing or throwing at receivers feet. Sounds like Bert/Flacco to me.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Sanchez is a good comparison to how he played yesterday. But he’s better than that. Field position and bad penalties didn’t help.
This guarantees at least three “Surprise onside!!!” tweets every Sunday the rest of the year.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I agree.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
One these is not like the others, one of these just doesn’t belong..
/Having a helluva season
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
He’s a very good QB. If Lee Evans catches a perfectly delivered TD pass he’s suddenly “elite.” Fans love to bag on Flacco but there aren’t 10 better guys playing the position right now.
The weapons line makes me laugh. Boldin is old, slow, can’t get open and drops balls left and right. Smith is fast but is constantly double covered and isn’t a particularly strong route runner. Jacoby Jones is Jacoby Jones. If you watch a lot of Ravens games you see how little they get open. Now, in all fairness a lot of that is on Cameron’s schemes, but still. Those weapons are just average.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Should probably retire that bit since that will probably be the last one of the season unless the defense regresses to its 2011 form at an inopportune time
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Burleson needs to have 2 TD scores tonight and then I beat Cleet and I’ll stay in first.
/not realistic at all
Rather have Foles blow goat next year so we can totally tank and get Clowney in the 2014 draft.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Foley? He doesn’t give you a better chance than Vick. This talk about the weapons aroung him when he has one of the best RB’s, one of the best deep threats in Smith, one of the best possession receivers in Bolden. He has more weapons than most.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:32 PM
If I want to go as an undecided voter for Halloween, what do I need to include in my costume?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I think the next coach might want to bring in/groom his own QB.
/irrationally expecting this to be Reid’s last year
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Brady
Rogers
Brees
Manning
Manning
Roethlisberger
I guess the argument starts with Romo, Newton, RGIII, Schaub vs Flacco.
/no, IMO
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Agreed that Glenn Foley gives the Eagles a better chance to win.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:34 PM
And those are just the teams with realistic openings. He’s better than Ponder, Cam, Satfford, Tannehill, and Dalton.
Not trying to turn this into some pissing contest. I just think when you go down the list, a QB with his skill set and accomplishments doesn’t break into the FA market often at his age.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Rodgers, Brees, Manning, Manning, Brady, Romo, Roethlisberger, Ryan, Schaub and Cutler…Flacco’s seeming inability to play well on the road puts him behind this group
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Ponder needs to learn that taking a sack is not always a bad thing.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:35 PM
This t-shirt?
/Where did she go to finishing school FSU? Terrible posture.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:35 PM
If I want to go as an undecided voter for Halloween, what do I need to include in my costume?
It’s not what you dress as, it’s more of what you avoid. Don’t dress like a white male above the age of 30, a black person, or a hispanic. And don’t dress like a college age kid either. By process of elimination you should dress as a white woman between the ages of 30 and 50. They apparently are deciding this election.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Agreed the overall quality of quarterback play in the National Football League is at an all time low.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Foley, Foles. What’s the difference? Besides my credibility, of course.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
5) Have you demonstrated a propsensity for shooting the mother of your unborn child in an ambush?
6) Has your wife demonstrated a propensity for gunning you down at the front door?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Horrible, horrible call. No balls.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Also, Lisk — I like these recap posts. Nice job.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
If the contact had either occurred after the pass was thrown (pass interference) or while Freeman was in the pocket (illegal contact more than five yards downfield) then the touchdown would have counted.
I seek a clarification here. Are you saying (and I’m assuming you looked this up) that illegal contact resulting in a receiver going out of bounds does not make him ineligible for that play? And that the catch for touchdown would have been the result of letting the play stand and declining any penalty?
Because, to my reckoning (and I am very, very often wrong) it would have been offsetting penalties for illegal contact/ DPI and illegal touching, and it’s replayed down.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Going to opt out of listing the top 10 QBs in the NFL, thanks. Suffice to say though:
There is a problem in the way you evaluate quarterback play.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
This part is demonstrably accurate.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:38 PM
It was awesome when Josh Gordon dropped that TD. Weeden throws a nice deep ball. Better than Joe Flacco’s deep ball.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:38 PM
If I want to go as an undecided voter for Halloween, what do I need to include in my costume?
if you are an undecided person over 30, you need a sign that says “just kidding, I’m voting for Romney.”
If you are an undecided person under 30, you need a sign that says “just kidding, I’m not voting.”
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Hey, if it works for Dez Bryant …
/ Actually, Dez would drop that perfectly thrown pass
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Ponder needs to just settle down and learn to take a sack. He seemed very jumpy and indecisive all day. The play calling yesterday was also very bad.
This team is probably the worst 5-2 team in the NFL right now.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
OT: but I found this sexually arousing: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/10/people-really-want-community-back-on-the-air.html
Mildly NSFW.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Andrew Luck, 134 250 53.6 1,674 6.70 7 7
Robert Griffin III 133 189 70.4 1,601 8.47 7 3
/Well that’s not even close
//Palefaces have a better team though
///But tougher schedule
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Flacco’s in the Stafford/Romo/Cutler/Rivers group, the 25 TD 18 INT guys that are just as liable to make a disastrous mistake as they are an incredible throw.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I’d he he’s no better or worse than Ryan, Schaub and Cutler. Ryan benefits tremendously from playing nine games a year, minimum, in a dome with those weapons and has never played well or won in a playoff game. Cutler is almost exactly the same player with a different demeanor, I’m not sold on anything Schaub does, and Romo has to do something more than he’s done to be considered better than Flacco. But yeah that second group is all pretty similar to Flacco.
The only guys I would dump Flacco for right now are the bolded. You’re not wrong about the road struggles, though. That entire team is just an abortion outside of Baltimore and I have no idea why.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:41 PM
I decided that I’m going as Jerry Sandusky. The only question is….where to you find 2 1/2 foot dolls? I’m going to have one on each side of my waist so it looks like they are hugging me.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Brady
Rogers
Brees
Manning
Manning
Roethlisberger
Vick
Newton
Ryan
And no way the Colts or Racist trade their rookie QBs for FLOLacco. He is stuck in the middle of Romo, Schaub, Cutler tier.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:41 PM
RE: Ponder. Arizona’s D, especially the secondary, isn’t exactly bad. It sucks he looked so bad at home but at least it wasn’t against Detroit or anything.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:42 PM
He’s saying that those penalties don’t exist once Freeman is out of the pocket. It was a smart play to shove the receivers out of bounds once Freeman bolted.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:42 PM
You guys still dress up for Halloween? Not sure if I’m jealous or feel bad for you.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:42 PM
This makes a lot of sense. I like to call them the group where you know you’re going to have to live with them having probably 3 just awful, awful games a year. Just hoping that those games don’t come at the worst time.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Captain Haddock from Tintin, already have the beard, busted capillaries, white dog and want this sweater.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Flacco can be considered a top 10 QB. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the number of elite QB’s in the NFL is 10 however. He is not elite.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:45 PM
I dont evaluate it that way at all. The media does.
“Rings, bitch” is the prevailing criteria for what the sports media considers elite. Doesnt matter if Big Ben and Eli are two of the luckiest QBs in NFL history with great defenses to help them out. They each made one lucky throw in one SB that transformed them from good to elite. Flacco doesn’t have that moment, therefore, he cannot be elite.
I thought he was damn good before Evans dropped that ball and is damn good now.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:45 PM
I’d take him over Alex….
Halloween is my Christmas. Trust me….going out for a Halloween party is fantastic….whores EVERYWHERE.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:46 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high on Flacco.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Joe Flacco’s a Romney supporter. How great is he now Queefer?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:46 PM
seriously, fuck Joe Flacco.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:46 PM
This whole paragraph is further evidence you don’t know how to evaluate a qb.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Flacco’s currently the 20th rated passer in the league and is completing under 60% of his throws…tough to blame playing outdoors at this point in the season so are we to assume it will get even worse once the weather turns?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I’d agree with this wholeheartedly. To me, there are only four elite QBs in the NFL — Rogers, Brees, P Manning and Brady. Eli and Ben are good but have benefited from a tremendous amount of luck and a strong supporting cast to win rings that better QBs haven’t, and the rest of the top 10 — including Bert — have one or two glaring deficiencies that prevent them from ascending to the top of the heap.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:47 PM
“Rings, bitch” is the prevailing criteria for what the sports media considers elite. Doesnt matter if Big Ben and Eli are two of the luckiest QBs in NFL history with great defenses to help them out. They each made one lucky throw in one SB that transformed them from good to elite. Flacco doesn’t have that moment, therefore, he cannot be elite.
Actually Eli has made two lucky throws in Super Bowls.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
I love to rag on Eli as much as anyone….and I even make the jokes about him being lucky….but the guy is good. It pains me to say that.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I honestly think his days are numbered. You can tell his struggling this year.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I’m 25, not dead yet.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Eli should be on this list. You should probably stop now. You’re just making it worse.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Sanchez > Flacco
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Oh man that’s original.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
He’s saying that those penalties don’t exist once Freeman is out of the pocket. It was a smart play to shove the receivers out of bounds once Freeman bolted.
I’m fully aware the rule. However, in the scenario Jason Lisk mentioned, his hypothetical QB did not break the pocket, but there was illegal contact, and then later, the receiver who was forced out of bounds was the first to touch a ball which he caught for a touchdown.
Lisk says that in that scenario, the ruling on the field would be Touchdown, Hypotheticals. But I disagree. I’m sure he looked it up, but I’m waiting for him to tell me what exactly he found when he looked it up.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
I feel like this Flacco turn has taken attention away from the awesomeness that is the surprise onside…why don’t more teams with fuck awful defenses try this once in a while?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Shit, I’m 30. Dressing up for Halloween is the best. I’d go trick or treating still if it wasn’t frowned upon.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
It’s both. He’s good, but he’s also insanely lucky, which is how he ends up with 2 SB MVPs while his brother, who everyone agrees is miles better, has 1.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Its definitely not weather related (although Flacco doesnt really have a problem in December)
As someone who watches all these games, I attribute the bulk of the struggles to Cam Cameron. His schemes are horrible, he has no sense of how to call a game, and he dials up crazy low-percentage throws that drive down the completion percentage. He is, bar none, the worst offensive coordinator in the league. When the team runs the no huddle and Flacco calls the plays the offense is much more successful.
Now, he makes his fair share of mistakes. But a competent offensive coordinator would do wonders for that entire offense.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
I’m now considering going as “Third Party” thanks to sousedbergin’s link to that Perot shirt. That plus a Bull Moose button and some other stuff could do the trick.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Apples. Oranges.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
That was right about when my funeral was.
/measure’ Geoff for casket
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:52 PM
I tried the surprise onside with my girlfriend this morning to try and get out of walking the dog this morning, but she saw it coming and recovered.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Never claimed that it was. It was the only thing I could think of the was timely and crossed the line though. I mean, I guess I could dress in drag, put blood all over my legs, and walk around with a hanger and go as an abortion…..
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:53 PM
I can’t believe I’m forced to defend Eli Manning. He’s really very good and that throw to Cruz yesterday was just another example.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:53 PM
anyone else have the displeasure of watching Raiders/Jags?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:53 PM
People are SERIOUSLY still saying Eli is nothing but “luck?” WTF else does he have to do, disarm a nuclear bomb at midfield? The guy is top 3 this year along with Brees and Rodgers.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
I’m now considering going as “Third Party” thanks to sousedbergin’s link to that Perot shirt. That plus a Bull Moose button and some other stuff could do the trick.
You should go as John B. Anderson.
/crickets
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
RGIII first in completion %, 2nd in rushing touchdowns and 12th in rushing yards.
Also teams who use a running QB need to draft and groom a second string mobile QB. Looking at you Panthers, Eagles* and Palefaces whose offenses would be totally fucked with a pocket passer.
*Preferably someone who does not give the ball away like Ron Mexico herpes
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Eli’s the second coming of Brett Favre, so many terrible decisions but the consistent brilliance otherwise more than makes up for it
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
I am surprised that the offense isn’t geared entirely around Ray Rice.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
No.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Who else sees that opportunity that quick, let alone makes that perfect throw? 4 other guys tops? Not sure I’d even say Brady considering how incosisent (TM Joe Morgan) he’s been
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:57 PM
I believe Mark Sanchez’s struggles were also attributed to the guy calling the plays.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Oh, he’s definitely good. But the difference between him and Flacco/Ryan/Cutler is essentially a better team and a lot of luck (shit, Flacco has a better career QB rating than Eli). The reason the Giants won the SB last year was not Eli (at least, not all of it). Its that their defense held opponents to an average of 15 points less than their season averages.
Eli Manning is a good QB. He’s also supernaturally lucky.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:57 PM
fucking shurmur…
weeden’s my dude. guy’s WAY better than his stats would indicate.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
True story: In all of Flacco’s playoff “wins”, his defense has allowed less than 14 points. Yeah he is not lucky.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Red Zone!
Not that it was much better yesterday….
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
A ham & cheese sammich with both mayo AND spicy brown mustard on it.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
I’d go so far to say he’s very good. But nobody has more, “No, no, no…….YES!!!!” moments than Eli.
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
a mustache because ron swanson, that’s why.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Just looked at an Anderson button to buy.
Right now, I’m thinking Ross Perot t-shirt + Bull Moose, Anderson, Nader, and possibly one other button.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:01 PM
It is and it isn’t. The Ravens like playaction. But the defense is so bad that the offense has almost no margin for error. They get down 14-17 points early and Cameron immediately abandons the run, allowing the defense to cover Baltimore’s shitty receivers and blitz the hell out of their shitty line. The bigger problem is that Cameron used to abandon the run down 3, driving Ravens fans to punch kittens. This year its actually somewhat understandable.
That said, why they dont run screens and dumpoffs more to Rice — especially in short passing situations — is beyond my comprehension. It’s like Cameron forgets he exists.
What? Its two brothers from the same family playing the same position in the same league. You could not find a more apt comparison.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:02 PM
go as dwight eisenhower with a mitt romney slipper on one foot and an obama slipper on the other symbolizing dwight’s metaphorical feet being up both those retards’ asses.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Well, if the defense of Flacco has fallen to him not being as lucky as other QB’s, your defense of him has pretty much exhausted. Maybe Flacco isn’t good enough to make his own luck.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:03 PM
He’s saying that SB MVPs does not necessarily equal elite, which I agree with. But I also agree with what you said earlier that that is how QBs are judged by the media and public, so that was the example I gave.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:04 PM
You should go as John B. Anderson.
/crickets
Just looked at an Anderson button to buy.
Right now, I’m thinking Ross Perot t-shirt + Bull Moose, Anderson, Nader, and possibly one other button.
I’ve got some “I’m Smarter than You” buttons for sale.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Yes, he’s very good. Eli is probably 5 or 6 in the league.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:05 PM
i never thought id say this but id like the browns to take a page out of the ravens playbook. lotta vertical stretching with checkdowns to rice/trent where he’s got an open field to work with. it’s deceptively simple since you can’t just let guys beat you down field with a strong armed QB.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Let’s see…Kevin Boss, (the other) Steve Smith, Jake Ballard, Victor Cruz, Domenik Hixon. There is a sports adage that says superstars make others around them better. If Eli is not a superstar, we don’t know any of those guys names. Additionally, I’ll give the Tyree play as luck, but the Manningham throw just may have been a top-5 all-time throw, considering the ramifications.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Yeah, I can’t believe Flacco dropped that TD pass from Flacco in the AFC title game, and then Flacco followed that by missing a 30-yard FG for the tie. Just not good enough to be lucky, I guess.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Hilariously false.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Victor Cruz doesn’t know why Victor Cruz is on that list.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Eli being good at quarterback has nothing to do with how many times Peyton has played in the super bowl.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
You better have a good line. Because Baltimore doesnt, and by the time the receivers streak down the sideline Flacco is getting destroyed. The concept is sound but Im amazed at how many times Rice is in to block or off the field altogether on third down when those plays are called.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
I’ve got some “I’m Smarter than You” buttons for sale.
They sound kind of obnoxious. No wonder there’s not a viable third party in this country.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
that’s one thing the browns do have, tho, less so in run blocking.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
You say a lot of dumb things without ever providing evidence to back up those claims. Why is Eli that much better? Why is luck not a major factor?
it has everything to do with how QBs are perceived by fans and media.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/57495/flaccos
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
The Manningham throw was nice. But its more than throws. Its about the entire Giants run. Recovering all the fumbles. Hail Marys before halftime. The Tyree play. The Kyle Williams fumbles. Getting to play Atlanta. Samuel dropping the game ending INT. Brady missing Welker for the game winning play. Austin dropping the ball from Romo that would have kept the Giants out of the playoffs.
I like the Giants and think they’re a good football team. But its impossible to look at the unbelievable amount of luck they;ve had an not conclude they’ve been fortunate.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
You say a lot of dumb things without ever providing evidence to back up those claims
The moon is made of green cheese. Prove me wrong.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
You’re the one propping up Flacco as a decent quarterback.
You’re the one calling Eli luck.
Those are the only dumb things being said in this thread.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
/calls Gene Cernan
//forgets what I called him for
///asks for dick pics
////hangs up
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
You say a lot of dumb things without ever providing evidence to back up those claims
The moon is made of green cheese. Prove me wrong.
Have mice, in fact, invented a rocket ship, or, barring that, some type of teleportation device? Do you honestly believe they would simply leave a moon sized ball of green cheese unmolested???
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
I can’t believe Flacco went into the 4th quarter with a 20-16 lead and his offense was shut out. Of course the only possession the Ravens had in the 4th was the Lee Evans strip. So, while Eli was throwing 2 come from behind 4th quarter TD’s in the Super Bowl all you remember is the 3rd down pass he made to Tyree. That’s cool, because while all you have to fall on to defend Flacco is Evans being stripped in the end zone, I’ll remember the pass he threw right into Takeo Spikes chest to kill a drive. It was his best pass of the quarter.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
There isn’t a shred of evidence to suggest Flacco is anything but good. There is lots of evidence to suggest Eli is a good qb that has benefited from luck.
But believe what you want.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:22 PM
i lolled.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
See, you can do this a million different ways.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
And I fucked it up.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Joe Flacco was lucky that Troy Smith became ill. However, he was not lucky enough to come into a situation with an established defense and running game and take them over the hump. So in the end, while Flacco is lucky, his luck has spread to the rest of the team. Joe Flacco, unlike Eli and Big Ben, does not make his teammates better.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Who was it that said luck is the residue of hard work? Edison, I believe, but I digress.
Good teams make their own luck. Great teams capitalize. Usually happens with every championship team. GB didn’t defend that Hail Mary very well… Mike Smith called two very predictable 4th-down plays… Austin didn’t drop the ball; Romo overthrew it by a few yards… Kyle Williams had the ball stripped once and made a dumb play on the first muff…the list goes on. The Giants could have made the playoffs without Romo/Austin if a ball doesn’t bounce off Cruz’s foot and into a Seahawk defender’s hands to clinch Seattle’s win last year, or if Nicks doesn’t drop an easy TD bomb at the start of last November’s Redskins game, so luck does go both ways.
But the first time is an aberration, second time, it’s what we call a trend. Since we’re talking about Eli, he threw for the sixth-highest passing yards all-time last season, he has a chance to reach 5000 yards this season, and he led his team down the field in two Super Bowls when they needed to score to win the game. Not to mention 20-some-odd 4th-quarter comebacks, and that’s the definition of elite in my book. I’m a lot more confident in his HoF candidacy than I am in Imjustsayin’s prediction of a Romney win.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Pull the giant horse shoe out of his ass and then try to win some games.
/Simmons’d
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Not really. The luckiest part of that play is if Samuels would have caught that ball over his head AND came down inbounds. It has nothing to do with 2 come from behind 4th quarter TD’s in that Super Bowl. Nor does it take away from the other big plays he made in that quarter. The sad fact for you as a Ravens fan is personnel confusion. The organization is more concerned with establishing Flacco as an elite QB, than recognizing the best player on its offense, Ray Rice. He should be playing off of Rice the way Ryan plays off of Turner.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
good because he probably stole it from tesla.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Wait a second. Isn’t that my GOD-GIVEN right here on TBL???
October 22nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Anyone else here actually vote for Anderson in 1980?
/ I lie, I actually voted for Barry Commoner
October 22nd, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Ponder needs to just settle down and learn to take a sack.
Coop’d