MSU serves Michigan some Sparty Justice tomorrow. book it.

oh i hope.

California is fucking atrocious

Absolutely true, and its state university flagship campus is not doing much better in football, either.

33rd nationally on ESPN and CFB Stats.

That’s what I get for filtering on the wrong column.

/ This is what I meant
// I seriously need a drink at this point

You can always ask where the Weekly Top 5 is.

That’s what I get for filtering on the wrong column.

California (+2.5) vs. Stanford:

California is fucking atrocious.

I think UM wins, but it will be tight. 16-13. Wouldn’t be surprised with a Sparty-On kind of game though. Dantonio circles this like Tress did. That is not to be understated.

You may well be right, though bettors have been expecting MSU to put up a fight and getting burned all season. 1-6 ATS. I think the cover was CMU if I’m not mistaken.

Not to pick nits, Ty, but LSU is averaging 4.9 yards per carry on the season, and ranks 20th nationally.

33rd nationally on ESPN and CFB Stats.

And again. You have to look at individual games with those. They put up 4.9 on South Carolina which is supposed to be one of best run defenses in country. Put up 1.7 against Florida.

The death of Big Tex is apparently right up there with the Kennedy assassination today….

Mmmm … fried beer, fried bubblegum, chicken-fried bacon, and now fried Big Tex. The State Fair is awesome.

MSU can’t play offense. Their QB situation is a shit show. UM thinks it can play defense, but they haven’t really faced a good offense outside of Bama.

I think UM wins, but it will be tight. 16-13. Wouldn’t be surprised with a Sparty-On kind of game though. Dantonio circles this like Tress did. That is not to be understated.

Miz beacon activated.

/ Lies, damn lies and statistics

What time is MSU/UM? 3:30?

Yes, 3:30 on Big Ten Network. Had MSU looked halfway decent lately, it would probably be on a real network.

Will Gholston will show up tomorrow and break Duhnards collarbone.

Didn’t realize Glolston was still on the team.

I’m not sure if anyone realizes that only about 5% of him was original materials.

In past years, yes. Not in 2012 with their offensive line issues

They seem to have picked it up last week against Cocky. Of course, that may have been a one-game mirage due to desire to wipe the smirk off the Ol’ Bawcoach.

Oh, Great Jebus, send us a QB, please.

I stopped following that exchange, did the WaPo guy ever drop a Jerk Store on him then?

Last I saw, Hernia posted an Instragram of him icing a surprised Mike Wise as he opened his apartment door.