Chargers Public Relations Director Tells Fans to “Take a Chill Pill”
The Chargers Public Relations Director, Bill Johnston, has some advice for Chargers fans and writers freaking out about the loss to Denver on Monday: “Take a Chill Pill.” I guess – and this is a bit of a shock – some people are not happy in San Diego and plenty of people have declared the Chargers as finished.
Johnston actually raises plenty of good and funny points, if he were not associated with the team’s official site. It would probably come better from a neutral source. When you’re a kid and you break the lamp, you don’t get to say relax. That’s the wise old adult in the room who tells mom or dad that it happens.
A few of the more recent Chargers teams have been declared dead by quacks, only to awaken in good health. The 3-3 Chargers of 2004 won nine of their final 10 games. The ’06 Chargers won their final 10. The ’07 Chargers started 1-3 before winning 10 of their last 12. The ’08 Chargers won their final four in a row and the ’09 team won its last 11 games.
Good health for Chargers fans, though, has always resulted in a sudden onset of grave illness in January, so he doesn’t have the leeway that the Patriots Public Relations Director would have in prescribing medicine. I don’t remember the thought process on the 2004 team, which was emerging, as being a freak out after a 3-3 start. In fact, I remember thinking that team was pretty good based on watching them, and they just lost some close, tough games early.
There was no freakout in 2006 after a 4-2 start, and to suggest this team is about to engage in a huge run is laughable. That team dominated some opponents, while losing tight affairs on the road to Baltimore and Kansas City, two fellow playoff teams. I’m sure 2007 raised its share of talk radio animus after the start, given that the team had just fired Marty Schottenheimer after a 14-2 start. I wouldn’t crow about 2008, when 8-8 was good enough to win a bad division. 2009 was another slow start.
The thing is, I don’t this team is very good and the window has kind of closed. Those were really talented teams that lost some close games early. The Denver game was, in fact, pretty big. Denver faced a tougher schedule this year, but that’s out of the way because they’ve now already played Houston and New England while San Diego has already beaten Tennessee in their uncommon games. San Diego’s wins so far: Oakland (1-4), Tennessee (2-3), Kansas City (1-5). They got destroyed at home by Atlanta, and let’s be honest, just got manhandled by Denver at home as well after they were spotted 10 points on special teams errors.
Oh, and we left out 2010 and 2011. I don’t think the A.J. Smith/Norv Turner regime has earned any “chill pill” dispensation recently. The way to silence the noise in the NFL is to go out and do it. Win the next two and the chilling will commence.
[photo via US Presswire]

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October 19th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I HATE that phrase
October 19th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Good caption hustle, Lisk.
October 19th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Who even says that?
Worse, who hires a PR hack that employs it?
Is there anything that makes angry people angrier than when they are told to calm down?
October 19th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
turner’s neck was a in a fire, right?
October 19th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
“Take a Chill Pill.”
I HATE that phrase
nowhere near as bad as ‘cool beans’
nowhere. near.
/as.
//bad.
October 19th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
It had to be somewhere in the Batman & Robin script
October 19th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
For an infidel who doesn’t listen to the Belfast Cowboy, you’re quite judgmental.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Is there anything that makes angry
peoplewomen angrier than when they are told to calm down?/corrected
//my strategy is to roll with it, ask if they need a dueling second ect.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
My boss says “Holy shit Batman” all the fucking time, even in front of the bigs around here. It’s so embarrassing…. reminds me of a teenage daughter getting embarrassed when her dad says stupid shit. It takes every fiber of my being not to stab him when he says it.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
kids born in the 90s.
/reddit reference
//dae slap bracelets!?!?!?!11!?!!?!?!
October 19th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Well, and the fact that if I stabbed him I’d lose my job and go to jail. That’s the biggest motivator not to do it.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
I HATE that phrase
Who even says that?
My Mom did, along with “don’t be flippant”.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
For an infidel who doesn’t listen to the Belfast Cowboy, you’re quite judgmental.
you’re just plain wrong. ooops, guess you were right
anyway, it’s nothing irish. i married an irish girl, and i enjoy some U2, thin lizzy, pogues, waterboys and red breast whisky
i’m practically a fucking four leaf clover
October 19th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Shove it.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Mmm black pudding, white pudding, Monster Munch, Cheese and Onion Tayto, Red Lemondade, Lucazade, RTE 2, Dempsey’s Den, calling girls who don’t put out ‘frigids’….
October 19th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
up your nose with a rubber hose
October 19th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
chillax brah
October 19th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
I HATE that phrase
For some reason my wife says, “hold your horses on.” After over 10 years together I still don’t get the additional “on”
October 19th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
these fans live in san diego. they are already pretty relaxed
October 19th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
‘If I let you do that I’d have to let everyone’
Bitch I’m the one that’s asking and you can fuck off right now with that categorical imperative nonsense you dullard.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
After over 10 years together I still don’t get the additional “on”
People who fuck horses have to hold them on. Mystery solved
October 19th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Why dont you just tell her she’s dumb and doing it wrong?
October 19th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
in short, the irish are ok by me. quiet man, sheep, rain, thatched roofs, car bombs, famine, small penises, etc.
but no st. patrick. he was english
October 19th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Is there anything that makes
angry peoplewomen angrier than when they are told to calm down?Oh good gawd soused, you nailed it.
My wife could be nowhere near PMS and instantly start the flo if I tell her to “relax” (my phrase).
/sometimes, I do it just to see what’ll happen.
//it’s actually kinda funny
October 19th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Because he still wants to get laid on occasion?
October 19th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
I’ve found this is the worst thing to say to angry people. Unless you want to piss them off more, then it’s the best thing to say to them.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Read a story today about how the Washington City Paper is now calling the Redskins the “Pigskins,” which sparked a flurry of PC-related comments. One commenter suggested calling the Fighting Irish the Reasonable Celts instead, which amused me.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
so bk, she also probably says ‘keep your pants’
October 19th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
There are some damn good tequila bars in Old Town.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Sometimes you can get angry people to shut up if you tell them to calm down in a voice that’s just as angry as theirs
October 19th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
You should just poison the oak trees in his yard.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
That saying is reserved for Lisk’s avatar on this site.
October 19th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
so bk, she also probably says ‘keep your pants to yourself’
Maybe this?
October 19th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
idk, i can think of much worse things to be known by than ‘fighting’
they stayed away from the obvious cliches…drunk, hung like a gnat, red-nosed, emaciated
October 19th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Whatever little man.
/Although America’s small penis size could be attributed to you fat fucks literally eating enough to for your bellies to envelope your dicks
//what a country
October 19th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
somebody’s irish. drunk and small-dicked? easy to figure that one out
when america got full of irish, they went to canada