Comments on: Man Steals Television, Blu-ray, Shark Vacuum Cleaner From Wal-Mart After Losing Bet on Tennessee Volunteers

By: giggy09

giggy09 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 16:04:29 +0000

This dude couldn’t come up with a measly $150? Have your girlfriend stand on the street corner in her bikini with a car wash sign. Sell some personal items. Or here’s an idea: Get a job. What an idiot.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:07:25 +0000

Bananas in Pajamas. Great show

/no coop

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:06:55 +0000

Q&A With Dolphins Running Back Reggie Bush

Comments closed, probably due to misbehavior in the Ray Rice post you animals. That could have been a forever post.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:03:31 +0000

sleep pants

I assume these our pants that provide insulin shoots throughout the night to keep ‘mericans alive.

Pajama

Do you have meth jackasses have some sort of problem with the world “pajama” like French fries of something?

By: Caribou

Caribou — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:02:11 +0000

You know, Henry doesn’t sound like that bad a guy. Stupid, sure, but nice enough.

Stupid is as stupid does.

/Gump’d
//Roll Tide

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:59:00 +0000

Store officials
generous term for wal-mart employees.

The security guy at Target here has a segway he rides around the store and the parking lot. If I had that job I would be fired within an hour for just following customers around the store.

By: longjohn

longjohn — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:54:37 +0000

Store officials

generous term for wal-mart employees.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:54:35 +0000

a 39-inch TV

If I’mk going to steal a TV, it sure as hell isn’t going to be a 39″ model. Bad form on this guys part.

a pair of sleep pants

Switching gears here…. who in the hell sleeps in pajama pants? People that sleep in pants, socks, sweatshirts, etc. baffle me.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:51:13 +0000

In no way can I defend their play, but his numbers weren’t really a crime (re: caption). Look at time of possession. That was a clinic on how to control the game by keeping the defense, horrendous BTW, on the field.

/smh
//waves to Hernia

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:49:30 +0000

Henry Hood: Robs from Wal-Mart, gives to the trailer park.

By: Sickey Dimpkins

Sickey Dimpkins — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:49:24 +0000

If he had just rubbed his junk on the merchandise they couldn’t have taken it back.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:49:20 +0000

Big fan of the shark vacuum cleaner, was a necessity in the dorms. Fantastic at picking up broken glass.

By: Patrick Division

Patrick Division — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:46:42 +0000

S-E-C CRIME.

Was this in the press release sent out by the Auxilliary Office of Redundant Redundancies?

By: Sickey Dimpkins

Sickey Dimpkins — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:45:53 +0000

The day that you can’t shoplift pajama pants from Wal-Mart is the day I no longer want to be an American.