Peyton Manning is an 8th Grader in Littleton, Colorado Who Plays Hockey

Imagine if you shared the same name with the most popular NFL player in whatever city you live in. Now, imagine that NFL player is a Hall of Fame lock, and one of the most popular athletes in the country.
Such is life for 8th grader Peyton Manning in Littleton, Colorado. He plays hockey. And loves sharing the same name as the Broncos’ QB. Young Manning told the Denver Post:
“In my room I’ve got a Fathead of him, his rookie card and posters everywhere. He’s my favorite professional football player and having the same name as him brings a cool kind of attention. It’s not like everybody always talks about it, but when they do I like it. He’s one of the most class guys out there, so it’s cool, for sure.”
I know what you’re thinking: What parents name their kid after a QB? Kim and Mick Manning, enormous college football fans who went to the University of Colorado, made the decision after Peyton Manning, then a junior QB at Tennessee, decided to stay for his senior year.
“I would have never named him Peyton if I knew (the QB) was going to be a legendary football player anywhere, let alone Denver,” Kim Manning said. “We’re not celebrity (starstruck). I just thought it was a great name, and he was full of strength and character. He had a lot of personal attributes you want your son to have. And my son has lived up to it.”
Meet Peyton Manning, hockey-team captain and Littleton eighth-grader [Denver Post via Lindsay Jones; image of young Peyton Manning via the Post]

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October 17th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
This is the worst thing to ever happen to Littleton, Colorado.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Bully him to suicide!
/too soon?
//Ima sit this one out
October 17th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
And that’s the end of that chapter.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
enormous college football fans who went to the University of Colorado, made the decision after Peyton Manning, then a junior QB at Tennessee, decided to stay for his senior year.
That makes no sense at all.
“We’re not celebrity (starstruck). I just thought it was a great name, and he was full of strength and character. He had a lot of personal attributes you want your son to have. And my son has lived up to it.”
Oh, my. That kid isn’t going to end up screwed in the head.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Why in the hell would you name a boy Peyton in the first place?
October 17th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Columbine happened in Littleton, how can you not mention that?
/Ndub
October 17th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Poor kid.
/all I got
October 17th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
/Ndub
Still laughing
October 17th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
kids named after Peyton Manning: http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2007/feb/04/my-names-peyton/
October 17th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
The same reason you’d name a boy Elisha, I guess
October 17th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Or Cooper.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
tl;dr.
/farts
October 17th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
kids named after Peyton Manning:
Peyton Knuckles, 10
That’s…unfortunate
October 17th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
The same reason you’d name a boy Elisha, I guess
Elisha is a boys name though.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Wow.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
This story doesn’t have quite a happy ending. A 7th grader named Charles recently beat young Peyton for the Bantam league MVP award.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
fuck you, Michigander.
/seriously though, that was funny.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Or name a girl Taylor. It seems nobody follows the rules anymore.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Peyton Knuckles, 10
That’s…unfortunate
So isn’t Peyton Woody.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Meanwhile, back in Florida…
October 17th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Or name a girl Taylor. It seems nobody follows the rules anymore.
I’ve met like four girls named Spencer in the last three years.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
A 7th grader named Charles recently beat young Peyton for the Bantam league MVP award
Jobbed.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
+ 1 Excellent Meanwhile good sir.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
/facepalm
October 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
In the year 2012, it is a girl’s name. Sorry.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
That’s not a bad looking couple, if I’m being honest.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Jeremie Calo seems like a good guy.
/nice picture
October 17th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
They had to have been on E, right?
October 17th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
She’s way too hot for him
October 17th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
The classic one eye open because your brain is to be-sodden to line up both images. It would take a stupendous effort to get that kind of drunk at this point.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
reverse-blaxploitation at it’s finest
October 17th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Meth-a-pa-looza
October 17th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
According to the SS Name index, Elisha has never been a popular name for a boy. 600 – 900 over the past 100 years. And it has never been popular for a girl currently sitting at 941.
And I used to get lost in this website when my kid was cooking. http://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi
I didn’t want him to have a popular name so the Top 25 was out. Ended up picking a name that was 56. It is now a Top 5 name. I failed.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/
October 17th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
I still don’t get how “Jayden” is a boy’s name. Every third pornstar is named Jayden.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
And as I suspected, Peyton is most definitely a girls name.
I still don’t get how “Jayden” is a boy’s name. Every third pornstar is named Jayden.
The super ultra-conservative christians that are raising their granddaughter as their daughter named her Jayden.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
The name of my oldest has went from the 60′s at birth to now #2.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Her facebook is surprisingly wholesome?
Literally someone to root for.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Sweet, the one I just picked out just cracked the top 100 in 2010.. still just original enough.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
“I’m named after Mason Crosby, please kick the shit out of me.”
October 17th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Agreed that Bort is a fine name
October 17th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Went and stalked it too. Not a single bikini pic. fail.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
The name of my oldest has went from the 60′s at birth to now #2. Wayne
Our kids have the same name.
“I’m named after Mason Crosby, please kick the shit out of me.”
Legendary CU player. And we have now come full circle.
/Did not name my kid after anyone.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Hipster.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Bah, my son’s name broke the top 200 this year.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Her facebook is surprisingly wholesome?
Literally someone to root for.
Indeed.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Sweet, the one I just picked out just cracked the top 100 in 2010.. still just original enough
Agreed that Bort is a fine name
We need more kids named Gus. Who will fix our cars once this generation of Gus die off.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Went and stalked it too. Not a single bikini pic. fail.
Look harder. I found one.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
My son’s names have been both between 20 and 60 ever year. Never higher or lower. Take that BORT!
October 17th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I’m guilty, I named my son Jacob, which has been one of the most popular names over the the last decade. Named him for my Grandfather.
/trying to get in good with my Dad
//just kidding
October 17th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
He was a great player at CU, M…. let me stop right there and let you realize the horrible mistake you’ve made.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
They had to have been on E, right?
maybe E!
October 17th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Now now, “Augusto” is still a popular name for Latinos, so we’re safe.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Who will fix our cars once this generation of Gus die off?
Plenty of Rocco’s and Tony’s spawning from our Italian-Americans.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
if i had more boys, oliver, simon, trevor, sebastian
girls…hazel
got a gavin. means white hawk in welsh, that sealed the deal. plus sir gawain
October 17th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
More like Gaywing
October 17th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Now now, “Augusto” is still a popular name for Latinos, so we’re safe.
And they are going to have all our jobs anyway. I’m not worried anymore.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
These people are just lovable drunks, they can puke on my floor anytime.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Nah, he’s 16 so he was named a bit pre-Crosby.
October 17th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
“I’m named after Anthony Mason, please arrest the shit out of me.”
October 17th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
There was a Sue Leffords on NPR this morning. Amazingly she wasn’t dead.
October 17th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Represent!
October 17th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
More like Gaywing
a happy bird?
October 17th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Elisha Cook Jr. Fine character actor, best known for The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, House on Haunted Hill, Messiah of Evil and Salem’s Lot.
October 17th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Smart kid.
October 18th, 2012 at 6:42 PM
Better than being named George W. Bush or Roger Goodell.