Eric Decker: Girlfriend Jessie James Thinks He Tripped in the Open Field Because of His Third Leg
What do u expect? He has 3 of them RT @dtru184: @ericdecker87 is having to much sex with @thejessicajames #weaklegs
— Jessie Rose James (@TheJessicaJames) October 16, 2012
Eric Decker had what looked like a clear path to a touchdown (I think he was going to get caught – Cason had the angle on him.) last night when he tripped over the 45-yard line. Someone tweeted to Decker’s girlfriend, singer Jessie James, that Decker’s legs were probably weak from all the sex they were having. James responded by suggesting Decker actually had three legs. Well, there you go. As if Decker wasn’t already bucking stereotypes by being an NFL wide receiver.
Previously: Peyton Manning to Referee: “That’s the most bullshit call I’ve ever seen.”
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October 16th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Those pants scream “yeast infection.”
October 16th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I’ll wait for Dirt’s protege to weigh in before believing this girl
October 16th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Does every woman under the age of 30 automatically assume that leg-locked, arm-locked, chest-out post every time a camera appears?
I blame [insert name of random untalented female celebrity best known for sex tape/photos].
October 16th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Not normally into whites…but Decker is really handsome.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
You just made Tebow and Sanchez very unhappy, Htown.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
He has a tail?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
her face is brutal in that jersey photo but her legs look nice in those black pants, despite mole’s concerns.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Lisk needs to do a breakdown on rise of white wide-receivers. We got Welker, Hartline, Decker, Amendola etc. Maybe they can start their own crime fighting team.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
HtownHacker, keeping affirmative action alive
October 16th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
She sounds like someone you’d be proud to bring home to mom.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Not normally into whites…but Decker is really handsome.
Well, he is very tan in that photo.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
but Decker is really handsome.
and clumsy
October 16th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
I actually clicked on a link because I have no idea who this chick is. I laughed when I read this:
[UPDATE: Jessie James tweeted to me that she never dated Reggie Bush.] I
October 16th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Why are we so sure that was going be a touchdown. Looking at that angle, I wouldn’t be surprised if the black guy didn’t catch up to the white guy.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
but h-town he might fall for you
/bowtie
//wheeeeee!
October 16th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
I don’t think we should be talking about this.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
With Jordy Nelson clearly being The Looks
October 16th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Kevin Walter, President. Jordy Nelson and Lance Moore also in attendance.
/not sure on Lance Moore
October 16th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I went back and read the comments and apparently I just lied to all of you. I had heard of hear. I even commented about having no clue who she was. I guess it didn’t stick.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
never heard of this chick. either way good for decker.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Looking at that angle, I wouldn’t be surprised if the black guy didn’t catch up to the white guy.
Which one would Htown date?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Anyone else shocked it’s Der Kaiser talking about the “rise of white” anything. COME ON MAN STOP PLAYING TO STEREOTYPE
October 16th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
scripty,
Lance Moore looks bi-racial to me.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
RAYCESS!!
October 16th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Sanchez is white?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
WR names that I’d assume they were white if I didn’t follow football or sports in general:
Andrew Hawkins
Donnie Avery
Kevin Ogletree
Brandon LaFell
LaQuan WilliamsOctober 16th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Yeah, you’re right. I shouldn’t be the one pointing these things out. I apologize everyone. I’m actually a very nice person in real life.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Brandon Stokely would like to remind you all that he scored a TD pass in a SB.
I’m also guessing the face of Steve Largent would play the role of the computer, like Moses in the South Park Super Best Friends episode.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Also: Lance Alworth
October 16th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Wayne Chrebet would like to be reminded that he used to play pro football
October 16th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Half of the post-game talk last night on MNF was about Manning and Stokes’s (they called him Stokes) unique chemistry. Because they’re white I guess. No dastardly negoes have ever excelled under Manning.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Don Hutson (back when they all were white)
October 16th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
So what now sexual desires have to have aspirationally egalitarian?
/Not looking forward to being pegged by feminists
October 16th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
You probably paint German Shepherds as well you fucking Nazi.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Also: Ricky Proehl and Tim Dwight.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
steve tasker!
/pours one out for JPQ
October 16th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Can Brian Finneran get in on this action?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
just blackout and you won’t remember anything
October 16th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Wayne Chrebet would like to be reminded that he used to play pro football
I doubt he remembers this. Because of the concussions, you see.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
No mention of the great Don Beebe?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
ed mccaffrey. golden richards. fast guy from iowa
October 16th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
During Falcons superbowl run, I’d say that he was the most popular Falcon behind Jamal Anderson.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
The real star of the greatest show on turf.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I’m a reverse racist. Have never slept with a white person.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
First Pick in the 2033 NFL draft: Django Cromartie
October 16th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Bill Schroeder?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Dane Sanzenbacher and Anthony Gonzalez represent!
October 16th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I’m a reverse racist. Have never slept with a white person.
well why the hell not?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Patrick Jeffers’ 1999 season and just what in the hell was happening there repsecitve to the rest of his career deserves it’s own A Football Life
October 16th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
sansenbacka
Have never slept with a white person.
sleeping? we talking sleeping?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
He’s Derek Dooley’s brother-in-law. There’s what happened.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Bill Schroeder?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
austin coma
October 16th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
back when they all were white
Narrated by Bob Costas
October 16th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
oxford comma
October 16th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
She looks a lot different than when she was married to Sandra Bullock
October 16th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
this isn’t attractive, right?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
joe jurevicius would like to get into the all white WR fun
October 16th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
this isn’t attractive, right?
she doesn’t have a pretty face. never will. so… no.
she looks like a zombie in that picture.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
this isn’t attractive, right?
The twelve year old boy look is never attractive, AP. I’m worried that you had to ask.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I was just making sure everyone was on the same page entitled “gross”
October 16th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
gloriousmullet and his gymnast obsession begs to differ.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Helen Slater pulled that look off much better in Billie Jean
October 16th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
So he would have to Begin-a-gain.
/shows self out
//lets self back in
But are you at least friends with a white person???
October 16th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Carol from Walking Dead?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
So Wayne and Harrison were really, really tan?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
It’s not an obsession, it’s a passion.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Whatever. Mckayla Maroney is hot.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Buncha Brad Clooney’s in here.
/would knock the bottom out of it
//third leg or not
October 16th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
bela korolyi is hotter than any of team usa
October 16th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Phil McConkey get any love up in this bitch?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Unfortunately he has no recollection of this.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
No dastardly negoes have ever excelled under Manning.
So Wayne and Harrison were really, really tan?
They went to the same tanning salon as this guy.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I see Scripty beat me to this joke a long time ago.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Apparently I should have been a little more obvious that I was referencing Wayne Chrebet’s brown brain as being the joke
October 16th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
They went to the same tanning salon as this guy.
Bullshit. Tiki Barber has his own tanning bed
October 16th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Daryl’s gonna be gettin’ himself some of that pretty, pretty soon.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Now you’re talkin’.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
THANK YOU
October 16th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Crazy thing is that her twitter feed clearly shows her awareness regarding this matter. She keeps posting those instagram pics of herself knowing full well what most of her followers are thinking. But she never comes out and says it herself.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
I laughed at this despite being a creepy Maroney Twitter follower…I get an uneasy vibe between her and her brother though, home-schoolin’ could lead to trouble there
October 16th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Wahoo wah.
Also, let’s be serious: any discussion of white WRs should begin with Steve Largent. And Chris Collinsworth.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
So that’s what Django Unchained is all about.
So he likes dudes both black and white?
October 16th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Haha Butters, my reading comprehension skills are piss poor.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
OT
California authorities are investigating the death of a worker in an oven at a Los Angeles-area tuna processing plant. The victim, Jose Melena, was cooked to death in a steam oven at the Bumble Bee Foods plant in Santa Fe Spring
YIKES
END OT
October 16th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
No. 46 in your programs, No. 1 in your hearts.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
More of a suhsi fan when it comes to tuna.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
how much immigrant does the fda allow in tuna, anyway?
October 16th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
johndewar was speaking of solid porn name’s in the previous Miss Teen USA/Gottleieb post. Jessie James is another solid name. She has the look too.
October 16th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
The pride of Lafayette, La.
Nearby, Jake Delhomme is the pride of Breaux Bridge, La. They don’t have much pride in Breaux Bridge.
October 16th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Ed McCaffery wants you know know he is still worshiped on the Front Range.
October 16th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
At least she has a career to fall back on when her music one inevitably fails.
October 16th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I look forward to an epic Lou Dobbs rant about how those dastardly illegal immigrants are taking all the tuna-steam-oven deaths away from Americans who rightfully deserve them.
October 16th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
I’m assuming “had the angle on” is a euphemism for “he’s white and would have been caught from behind”
October 16th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Oh absolutely. That’s exactly what I mean. C’mon now, you know it’s true.
October 16th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
But obviously not by Htown.