Enes Kanter Covered in Cheerleaders is Exactly How Enes Kanter Should Be Living
Enes Kanter played just 13.2 minutes a night as a rookie, averaging 4.6 points and 4.2 rebounds a game. Except for taking the best yearbook photo out of the entire 2011 Draft Class and giving an inspiring speech to Jazz fans, it wasn’t a very noteworthy year for the 20-year-old from Zurich, Switzerland. This summer though?
Kanter lost 51 pounds in the offseason. He went to the Cheesecake Factory and invited random Salt Lake City blondes to join him. Then he stole the show at the Jazz Rookie Dance Off despite being in his second season. Now? Now he’s covered in cheerleaders. That’s the way it should be. It is only a matter of time before Enes becomes a Swiss Turkish Mormon and takes all these cheerleaders as brides.


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October 16th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
/applauding
October 16th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
This is excellent.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
But is it excellent?
October 16th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Ah, the fabled double post.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
he’s the 2nd best thing about the Jazz right now.
Hayward, of course, is 1st.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
They need to get Jimmer somehow.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
agreed that the cheerleaders are #1.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
So is Utah really Iranian about booze or what is the story there?
October 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
this guy could definitely get a cool nickname, if he grew a chinstrap beard. He could be the Turkish Hair Helmet.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
The girl in front seems like a lot of fun.
October 16th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
In a sea of blondes, the man with the redheaded dame is king…or something.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Yeah, he was really good at Kentucky…hahaha….
October 16th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
If I were him, I would have waited a couple of days before I washed my neck or arms…I would let the scent of cheerleader coochie linger as long as possible